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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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# 1
2003-12-24, 07:19
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Why? Why you ask?
Because He's so fishdamned ugly. Just look at this motherfucker.
<A HREF="http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/042-ugly.lg.jpg">  </A>
Anybody who joins the cult of The Ugly Fish shall be spared, and sent to Fishy Heaven.
All Hail the Magnificant Ugly Fish! Huzzzah!
[This message has been edited by Shadow88 (edited 12-24-2003).]
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# 2
2003-12-24, 08:52
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No longer in Camelot it is a silly place
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Huzzah! The Ugly Fish's judgment cometh, and that right soon.
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# 3
2003-12-24, 09:54
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hehe, cult of the ugly fish...
here, fishy, fishy, fishy....
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# 4
2003-12-24, 10:02
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Hey... makes as much sense (if not more) than christianity. Sign me up!
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# 5
2003-12-24, 10:35
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In the name of Tatar Sauce, Chips, and the Holy Shrimp, Amen.
Today we have come together to praise, celebrate and listen to the word of our God, Ugly Fish. Today’s reading is from the Holy Gospel according to Mick Jagger.
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quote:Originally preached by the Prophet Mick Jagger:
“He is the divine ruler. He is the ultimate creation in Ugliness. He will forever flop at the top, above of all his fishy foes, and whomever hunts Him shall be vanquished. As the fertilized eggs of His breed have come before us and assured us a place in Heaven, the image tags and gratuitous use of His Lordship will continue to see our rise above those poor souls who have strayed from the path of Fish. The Lord our Fish is forgiving, and those who have strayed to the path of the Devil, the dark arts of fishing, will be accepted into His fishy kingdom when they realize the error of their ways. The Great Ugly Fish shall continue to defeat all who oppose him, armed with the sexiest High Priestess and, an Army of Fish Hunter Hunters, and the evilest Chip Underlord Totse has to offer, and will make sure that His faithful remain at the top of the mantle in viewing the Ugliest Fish in all of His creation.”
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Now that you have heard the word of our Saviour, go and spread it to all you meet. And may forever the image of our beloved God stay etched in your brain.
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Praise the Lord!
<A HREF="http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/042-ugly.lg.jpg"> </A>
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# 6
2003-12-24, 13:57
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I'm in. :)
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# 7
2003-12-24, 18:41
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The frayed ends of sanity.
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Ahhhhh, he's so damned ugly he's cute. Count me in!
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# 8
2003-12-24, 21:18
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Shit, I had fish sticks today, I'm not sentenced to live a life of eternity in Ugly Fish Hell am I?!
Oh holy Ugly Fish, spare me!
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# 9
2003-12-24, 23:26
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Lovley:
Shit, I had fish sticks today, I'm not sentenced to live a life of eternity in Ugly Fish Hell am I?
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Repent, and thou shalt be saved!
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# 10
2003-12-25, 01:10
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I will join the ranks of the DARK SIDE and fish you all to death! *holds up upside-down wooden fish in defiance*
The only fish I worship is BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS! All hail the magical singing fish!
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#11
2003-12-25, 18:25 |
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
Huzzah to the Ugly Fish!!!
<A HREF="http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/042-ugly.lg.jpg">http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/042-ugly.lg.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/042-ugly.lg.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A> |
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#12
2003-12-26, 05:50 |
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
quote:Originally posted by sp0rkius:
Huzzah to the Ugly Fish!!!
RE ugly whatever, I wonder what Christ actually looked like. I always laughed when I'd see some churches' posters/flyers for something-or-other they were hyping, including a picture of Christ that more resembled some dude I saw on professional wrestling, blow-dry hair, thick football player neck, etc. than what the guy actually must have looked like. To start with, he's always caucasion-looking; that was doubtfully the case.
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#13
2003-12-26, 09:55 |
Morb
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
quote:Originally posted by Joew:
RE ugly whatever, I wonder what Christ actually looked like. I always laughed when I'd see some churches' posters/flyers for something-or-other they were hyping, including a picture of Christ that more resembled some dude I saw on professional wrestling, blow-dry hair, thick football player neck, etc. than what the guy actually must have looked like. To start with, he's always caucasion-looking; that was doubtfully the case.
You're right, I think most people, Christians and non-Christians alike, are beginning to acknowledge that the traditional physical representation of Christ has always been a bit skewed more than likely. Although, there are very early paintings of him though from the second century on that do depict Jesus in a similar manner, so who knows for sure.
All I know for sure is that the Ugly Fish is the One True God, and that we must bow to him like it or not. Jesus was just trying to cut in on the Fish's action.
Huzzah to the Ugly Fish.
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#14
2003-12-26, 21:54 |
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There is absolutely no way Jesus was the blonde haired, blue eyed, pale skinned Aryan posterboy certain pictures make him out to be. The Hebrews at the time probably looked a lot more like Arabs than anyone else, keeping in mind the common ancestry, area of adaption, etc. There aren't any "pure" Hebrews left, so no one can be certain, but the evidence definitely suggests that they were probably Arabesque, and maybe even the same race. However, there's no certainty that Arabs, or as they were called then, Ishmaelites, look the same as modern day Arabs. Two thousand years is enough time for a significant adaption in skin colour and other features.
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2003-12-27, 23:12 |
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
*bump*
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#16
2003-12-28, 04:27 |
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
Huzzah to the Ugly Fish. i was going to make a new fish that had either ugly or huzzah on it but came to the sudden and absolute realization that i was to lazy. now i task any one out there to creat the jesus fish using painbrush or photoshop so that the true beleivers have a logo to show off their true alegence.
<A HREF="http://www.meangene.com/darwin/biteme.gif"> <A HREF="http://www.meangene.com/darwin/biteme.gif">http://www.meangene.com/darwin/biteme.gif" width="90" height="90 (http://www.meangene.com/darwin/biteme.gif" width="90" height="90)</A> </A> |
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2004-01-02, 21:01 |
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
*bump*
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#18
2004-01-02, 21:08 |
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
Now I know why propaganda is god.
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#19
2004-01-03, 17:50 |
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What kind of stupidity is this?
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#20
2004-01-04, 10:10 |
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quote:Originally posted by afrika korps:
What kind of stupidity is this?
The fishy kind. Now get down on your knees and let's hear a "huzzah!" out of you quick, you lousy heretic.
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#21
2004-01-04, 14:40 |
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
Huzzah!
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#22
2004-01-11, 05:13 |
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Huzzah to the ugly fish! i have finaly over come my lazyness with a 5 second paintbrush job. all hail me :P
www.geocities.com/pissedpat/uglyfish (http://www.geocities.com/pissedpat/uglyfish)
edit: oh wtf... geocities not good enough to show just the image... had to load a page to view the pic... bastards. click the bloody link.
[This message has been edited by pissedpat (edited 01-11-2004).]
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#23
2004-01-11, 05:55 |
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
I prefer The Church of the Good Christ They Should Have Killed It At Birth.
<A HREF="http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-50.jpg">http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-50.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-50.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A> |
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#24
2004-01-11, 11:21 |
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<A HREF="http://johnw.host.sk/photo/images/plant5.jpg">http://johnw.host.sk/photo/images/plant5.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://johnw.host.sk/photo/images/plant5.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>
Nay, my Muslim fish which testifies for the Prophets conquers you!
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#25
2004-01-12, 23:38 |
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Huzzah!
Wish we had a forum reserved for the fish.
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#26
2004-01-13, 02:11 |
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wow! someone should kick the living fuck out of you for posting this.
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#27
2004-01-13, 02:29 |
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quote:Originally posted by dirtballkaner:
wow! someone should kick the living fuck out of you for posting this.
i ph33r teh 6 posts
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#28
2004-01-15, 05:04 |
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wow this thread sure is blasphemous... bwah haw haw... post more!
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2004-01-15, 15:58 |
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
The fish topic lives! And I had left it for dead!
Huzzah!
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#30
2004-01-16, 00:54 |
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Huz...zah?!
The Great Ugly Fish spoke to me, it said, "I've come in form of fish, so that you know I have been caught from the deep depths", I was all like "What? Who caught you"?, "Not who, what? Stupidity caught me unaware" , "But...but, you created us, oh Great One" ..."Who sais so?", " well we thought tha", "NO!! TELL ME WHO SAIS SO!!", "well it was..", "WHO?", "it was..", "WHO!?" "IT WAS THE SCARY MAN...*breaks down into tears*"
*The Great Fish jumps into the sea in search of the scary man*
On a side note: Am I completely fucking mad?
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2004-01-16, 01:29 |
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quote:Originally posted by XliMun(Frontalobe)~:
On a side note: Am I completely fucking mad?
Taking into account that you say, "Sais", I would have to say so.
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#32
2004-01-16, 01:33 |
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Huzzah to the ugly fish. My life is insignificant in thou's divine light.
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#33
2004-01-16, 10:45 |
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
*makes fishsticks*
*eats them*
*shits out a new religion*
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#34
2004-01-16, 20:57 |
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quote:Originally posted by CommunalPsychosis:
*makes fishsticks*
*eats them*
*shits out a new religion*
That explains a lot...
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#35
2004-01-17, 03:28 |
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quote:Taking into account that you say, "Sais", I would have to say so.
Holy shit!!...And all these years... 
*Beats SAYS into brain* |
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#36
2004-01-17, 04:00 |
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
Huzzah! Ugly fish!!
May your holy divinity spread ugliness to uss all! The All-Mighty Stick joins in your ugliness!
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#37
2004-01-17, 22:51 |
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Huzzah! well it was about time for this moment. i would like to formaly introduce my new website http://www.geocities.com/huzzah_uglyfish/
befor you all flock to it please be advised that i havent done shit with it yet. any suggestions are welcome. bwah haw haw, im just inviting flames there arent i?
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#38
2004-01-18, 07:38 |
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^^Oh man, that's hilarious. Well done pissedpat. As the High Chips Underlord, I'll put in a good word for you with the Ugly Fish Himself. I hope buddy dobbs sees this, he's the one who put the pic up in the first place in SG and inadvertently started the whole cult.
Huzzah to the Ugly Fish.
edit: you should post this in Spurious, a lot of people would get a kick out of it I bet. 
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2004-01-18, 09:20 |
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quote:Originally posted by pissedpat:
Huzzah! well it was about time for this moment. i would like to formaly introduce my new website http://www.geocities.com/huzzah_uglyfish/
befor you all flock to it please be advised that i havent done shit with it yet. any suggestions are welcome. bwah haw haw, im just inviting flames there arent i?
You mock the Islamic fish and for that i will go against you!!! I support hazzuH and the hsif ylgu, MOTHERFUCKER!!! oh man that was funny site but, ahahaha.
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#40
2004-01-19, 01:11 |
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well the site is now larger. can you give me the link to the original SG posting of the Great Ugly Fish? I have noticed though that both you guys claim to have visited the site and yet i dont see that many entries in the guest book... how odd.
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2004-01-19, 04:18 |
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<A HREF="http://images.usatoday.com/life/cyber/tech/review/games/_photos/monkey-brains.jpg">http://images.usatoday.com/life/cyber/tech/review/games/_photos/monkey-brains.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://images.usatoday.com/life/cyber/tech/review/games/_photos/monkey-brains.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>
my monkey can beat the shit out of your fish god sloth tiger... whatever
[This message has been edited by MindGutter (edited 01-19-2004).]
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#42
2004-01-19, 04:32 |
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i see anouther entry for false prophets...
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#43
2004-01-19, 04:33 |
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quote:Originally posted by pissedpat:
well the site is now larger. can you give me the link to the original SG posting of the Great Ugly Fish? I have noticed though that both you guys claim to have visited the site and yet i dont see that many entries in the guest book... how odd.
<A HREF="http://johnw.host.sk/photo/images/toman1.jpg">http://johnw.host.sk/photo/images/toman1.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://johnw.host.sk/photo/images/toman1.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>
AHA!!! another muslim fish has joined the ranks of the muslim fish! you better bring in reinforcements, of you will surely lose!
by the way, i never knew there was a law which states you must sign the guestbook of every site you visit... how odd. |
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2004-01-19, 20:11 |
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Nice to see myself mentioned on that site. Unfortunately you neglected to include that, because of my worshipping of the almighty Fish Of Many Voices (TM) the Fish has granted my every wish, including a glorious carpet of naked women and fountain of cheap imported Russian vodka! Whilst the ugly fish grants you ... what, 'happiness'??
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#45
2004-01-19, 23:13 |
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quote:Originally posted by Loc Dogg:
i never knew there was a law which states you must sign the guestbook of every site you visit... how odd.
Fool! there is no law to sign the guest book of EVERY site you visit, just the Great Ugly Fish's site. you shall rot at the bottom of the sea for you error. (worshiping muslim fish, for not signing book you will get a bad rash)
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#46
2004-01-19, 23:30 |
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
4LL H41L 7EH UGLY F15H!
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#47
2004-01-19, 23:48 |
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
The fish prayer:
Fish heads, fish heads.
Rolly polly fish heads.
Fish heads, fish heads.
Eat them up, yum!
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#48
2004-01-27, 00:03 |
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quote:Originally posted by diocyn:
The fish prayer:
Fish heads, fish heads.
Rolly polly fish heads.
Fish heads, fish heads.
Eat them up, yum!
gasp.... you bastard! the ugly fish will have your head.
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#49
2004-01-29, 18:48 |
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they're not good dancers!
they don't play drums.
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2004-01-29, 22:11 |
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
quote:Originally posted by diocyn:
The fish prayer:
Fish heads, fish heads.
Rolly polly fish heads.
Fish heads, fish heads.
Eat them up, yum!
Silence, heretic! (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum18/HTML/000992.html)
I have already written the true Song Of Fishdom (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum18/HTML/000992.html), all others are mearly minor hymns! Those that speak of eating the Fish will burn in the Frying Pan of Hell.
Good site pissedpat.. your place in The Big Sea is guaranteed. At last, somewhere where we can regularly keep the Fishy community updated about our efforts to Spread the Word!
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2004-01-30, 09:26 |
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quote:1 The Ugly Fish is my provider; I shall not want. 2 He maketh me to swim down in green seaweed: he leadeth me through the still waters. 3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. 4 Yea, though I swim through the reefs and atolls of the shadow of death, I will fear no eels: for thou art with me; thy fin and thy scales they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a fish wafer before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with fish oil; my cup runneth over. 6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Ugly Fish for ever.
Huzzah!
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Our Ugly Fish, who art in Paradise, Ugly be thy name, thy Fishdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in the ocean. Give us this day our daily fish wafer, and forgive us our fishing, as we forgive those who have fished against us. Lead us not into aquariums, and deliver us from Eels, for thine is the Fishdom, and the Power, forever and ever, Huzzah!
Huzzah! Ugly Fish (pbuh)
-=CW=-
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2004-01-30, 14:21 |
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A miracle! I have witnessed a miracle! Truly I am blessed!
I was visiting the site, hoping that His Ugliness would send to me a vision of hope for things to come, and verily the music I was listening did start to turn bubbly as if I was underwater... stranger, the song I was listening to was "aqualung" by Jethro Tull, and stranger still, it began at the line "feeling like a dead duck!"
Truly, this is a sign from the Fish. We must kill all ducks, for they are pretenders to the Throne of Sheer Jaw Dropping Ugliness. No bird may rule the seas, such a task is the responsibility of fish and fish alone (and some mammals, who are hired for the purposes of political correctness). To arms, my soggy brethren, this certainly not good weather for ducks!
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2004-01-30, 14:23 |
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It did it again! This time I was listening to "Dazed and Confused", which is less ritually significant... but it is still a good Sign by any standards!
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2004-02-04, 20:38 |
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tis a sign... ALL HAIL THE GREAT UGLY FISH!
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2004-02-14, 23:15 |
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<A HREF="http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/042-ugly.lg.jpg"> <A HREF="http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/042-ugly.lg.jpg">http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/042-ugly.lg.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/042-ugly.lg.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A> </A>
Oh-wee-ohm, wee-oooooh-ohm! All hail the ugly fish 
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2004-02-15, 00:33 |
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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Bint:
<A HREF="http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/042-ugly.lg.jpg"> <A HREF="http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/042-ugly.lg.jpg"> <A HREF="http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/042-ugly.lg.jpg">http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/042-ugly.lg.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/042-ugly.lg.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A> </A> </A>
Oh-wee-ohm, wee-oooooh-ohm! All hail the ugly fish
1.34.7/8127
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#57
2004-02-15, 06:24 |
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The Ugly Fish shall deliver you from unfishiness and into holy ugliness.
For some unsaved heathens, it may be too late for your sorry asses, but I shall pray for you even though it might be in vain. Those whose souls are not completely corrupted by unfishiness, I implore thee, come over to the ugly side. For there you shall find your eternal salvation.
This has been a public service message from The High Chips Underlord.
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2004-02-15, 13:03 |
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quote:Originally posted by sp0rkius:
That reminds me of the Stonecutters Simpsons episode.
Well noticed!
*hands you a cookie*
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2004-02-20, 22:35 |
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Conversion attempt:
It's long and probably not too easy on the eyes, but I don't care. Read it if you are truly loyal. I am the Shaunmeister by the way. Let this be an example of how not to convert people to the Fishy Path, or at least the kind of person not to try to convert.
quote:The Shaunmeister says:
Then you have money to buy me stuff
The Shaunmeister says:
how kind of you
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
i know
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
but i have 2 save it
The Shaunmeister says:
feel like joining a cult?
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
Y?
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
which 1?
The Shaunmeister says:
Because you will get eternal salvation if you do
The Shaunmeister says:
the cult of the Ugly Fish
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
lol
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
ni
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
no
The Shaunmeister says:
yeah you do
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
no i odnt
The Shaunmeister says: http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum15/HTML/002021.html
The Shaunmeister says: http://www.geocities.com/huzzah_uglyfish/
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
but ill check it out
The Shaunmeister says: http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum18/HTML/000992.html
The Shaunmeister says:
Good
The Shaunmeister says:
I'm sure you'll be much convinced
The Shaunmeister says:
By my ramblings
The Shaunmeister says:
and that excellent poem I made
The Shaunmeister says:
well, not only my ramblings
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
some peiple r really sad
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
*people
The Shaunmeister says:
And one of those people is you, isn't that right?
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
lol
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
probably
The Shaunmeister says:
Then join our wonderous cult, or at least sign the Holy Guestbook
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
its sad
The Shaunmeister says:
yep
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
and its even sadder than that
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
in fact i hate that cult
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
and i want too kill them all
The Shaunmeister says:
DAMN YOU, WORSHIPER OF THE MUSLIM FISH
The Shaunmeister says:
GET THEE BEHIND ME
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
by stuffing their fish down their necks
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
im going 4 t
Deep down im a scared little boy says:
brb
The Shaunmeister says:
bye
The Shaunmeister says:
good riddance, heretic
Also, I think we should post a topic in Spurious, get the ol' cult back on track.
[This message has been edited by sp0rkius (edited 02-20-2004).]
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2004-02-21, 19:36 |
Pyro44
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
Huzzah, to the Ugliest Fish, Who looks like he has a tumor on the top of his head, making him even uglier!!!
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#61
2004-02-21, 22:16 |
evil0verl0rd
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
[url = The official crucifix (http://www.aloha2go.com/catalog/catalog-pics/fishhook.JPG)
[This message has been edited by evil0verl0rd (edited 02-21-2004).]
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#62
2004-02-21, 22:19 |
evil0verl0rd
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
PS: I suck at UBB tags
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#63
2004-02-26, 01:58 |
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
Huzzah! when I post this 234 veiws of www.geocities.com/huzzah_uglyfish (http://www.geocities.com/huzzah_uglyfish) have occured. If people keep going I will actualy update it when it hits 300!(yes I am lazy)I'm not asking you guys to fake views with hundreds of visits over a 2 minute period or anything but the occasional check every few days isn't cheating. Oh yes, all hail the Great Ugly Fish and sign the guest book. Huzzah!
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2004-02-29, 21:36 |
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
quote:Originally posted by evil0verl0rd:
[url = The official crucifix (http://www.aloha2go.com/catalog/catalog-pics/fishhook.JPG)
[This message has been edited by evil0verl0rd (edited 02-21-2004).]
Nice find! Where do I get one?
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#65
2004-05-01, 13:14 |
Cyne_eyed
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
Due to dwindling numbers I demand the uglyfish 'religion' is officially reinstated as a mere 'cult'.
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#66
2004-05-26, 12:53 |
OblivionShadow
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
i seek salvation at the meciful hands of the Ugly Fish. what must i do in order to pledge my allegience to his Ugliness and become one of his loyal servants/subjects?
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#67
2004-05-26, 21:10 |
moss2455
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
quote:Originally posted by Cyne_eyed:
Due to dwindling numbers I demand the uglyfish 'religion' is officially reinstated as a mere 'cult'.
Then meet together so we can renact waco!
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#68
2004-05-29, 02:44 |
Tubbo
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
Guys, thats sad. there is no ugly fish God, you know it. Im up for some heated religious arguments and disscussions, but that sickens me..... read the part of the bible when moses comes down from mount sinai and finds the golden calf.
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#69
2004-06-08, 23:56 |
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
quote:Originally posted by Tubbo:
Guys, thats sad. there is no ugly fish God, you know it. Im up for some heated religious arguments and disscussions, but that sickens me..... read the part of the bible when moses comes down from mount sinai and finds the golden calf.
There is! Is it not written in the Book of Clams:
Clams 87:36
And yea, he did cry unto the Fish, "but you don't exist! I'm a member of another major religion and I think you don't exist because it says so in this here book". And the fish did refute his argument, sayething that it's all a matter of faith, and that those who follow the Fish have as much basis for their most holy of beliefs as Christians. He then went on to pose for The Holy Photograph, thus proving that he exists and actually giving the Fishists more evidence of their beliefs than all other major religions, before passing away from the world. Stayeth thyself tuned for a most exciting ressurection.
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2004-06-09, 01:50 |
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^^ sp0rkius, your valiant efforts shall indeed be well rewarded by our Lord and Master The Ugly Fish. You present a fine example of righteousness and faith for those of us lacking in faith.
My children! I have returned after a six month abscence, to better know the wishes of our Lord The Ugly Fish.
To see His thread still standing at the top of the forum is truley a miracle, and a testament to His Greatness.
He has presented me with these ten commandmants, which we must follow to ensure us a place in the Great Ocean!
[MG]http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v250/Shadow889/Fish_God.jpg[/IMG]
The picture portrays The Prophet and his followers at the edge of the Great Ocean, being given the Ten Commandments by the Almighty Lord Ugly Fish.
1. Thou shalt have no other Fish before me.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image after the Holy Photo.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God The Ugly Fish in vain.
4. Remember the Holy Day of His appearance, and keep it holy.
5. Honour thy fish oil and thy batter.
6. Thou shalt not go fishing.
7. Thou shalt not commit any act of fishery.
8. Thou shalt love thy fish, and the fish of thy Brother's.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy fish.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy Neighbour's fish.
quote:Originally posted by OblivionShadow:
i seek salvation at the meciful hands of the Ugly Fish. what must i do in order to pledge my allegience to his Ugliness and become one of his loyal servants/subjects?
Simply spread The Gospel, my child!
You will be well recognised for your efforts if they are indeed Holy and Righteous.
Pissedpat - I implore you to update the Holy Site with the latest gospel and images of Our Lord. The Power of Fish compels you!
Also, last night I had a Dream, in which I was visited by Our Lord. He told me that just as he was born in the Holy Land of Spurious, so he shall returneth when the time is right. He promised me that the faithful will march into Spurious preaching His gospel, and the posters of Totse will find the true path of enlightenment. So sayeth the Lord.
[This message has been edited by Shadow88 (edited 06-09-2004).]
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2004-06-09, 16:38 |
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
Yea, the seas of nubism shalt part, and the prophet Shadow88 shalt guide the exiled Fishralites from the religion-discussing slavery of MGCBTSOOYG and to the promised land of spurious! Can I get an amen?!
Is it not written in the book of Shipwrecks, Coral, and All Things Salty:
quote:Salty 1:1
St. Pissedpat, the apostle, was musing in his pond one particularly productive Rodday, when he fell aleep. The Fish appeared before him, and spoke thus: "Thou Shalt Maketh Thyself a Website, On Geocities, That Most Holy Of Providers, So That Thy Fellow Co-Religionists Can Geteth Themselves The Lowdown, And Signeth The Guestbook For All To Know Their Belief, And Thou Shalt Update It On A Regualr Basis With News From The Ugly World And Articles From Your Fellow Fishites, And It Shall Be Good", to which he replied "Righto"?
It is my firmly held belief that St. Pissedpat, or someone, should update the site, in accordance to the Scriptures.
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#72
2004-06-10, 11:42 |
TTHSK
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Re: My Fish Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God
How about 7 "plagues"?
like:
And all the salmon in fishermandom dideth become off, and all the sharks 20 foot-long and ravenous, and there did rain turtles from the sky, and all the land was as a river, and the slaves were eaten by crocodiles, and the devil-king of the fisherman was amazed by the prophet's ability to turn into a fish, and abysmally failed at becoming a fishing rod himself, and finally there waseth bolts of ugliness from the sky, striking the unblieving and causing them to mutate.
Oh, and a great drought long ago... 
<I am a heretic! A blasphemous unbeliever! Muhuhahaha! <If I end up on your site, I could possibly be under some sort of "redeemable" section>> |
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