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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2003-10-01, 02:09
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Jesus was such a cheap alcholic that he made water into wine instead of buying his own. my god could he be any cheaper?
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Old 2003-10-01, 06:37
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Actually I never did that, I just smoked pot.
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Old 2003-10-01, 06:54
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Actually, he made it to share, according to the story.

An alcoholic would have made vodka.
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Old 2003-10-03, 00:15
Armed&Angry Armed&Angry is offline
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How do we know it was run of the mill wine? For all we know, the man was pumping out Night Train.
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Old 2003-10-03, 14:14
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quote:Originally posted by Jesus:

Actually I never did that, I just smoked pot.
DON'T Fucking lie to me. You fucking drunk.
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Old 2003-10-03, 18:43
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Oh, take it to "Bitch and Moan," BlackMage.
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Old 2003-10-05, 05:56
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no man, jesus wasnt smokin anything, he was just a crazy dude with a bad hair cut. whoever wrote all that bible stuff, now theyre the ones smokin the dope.
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Old 2003-10-05, 17:18
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quote:Originally posted by Direckshun:

Oh, take it to "Bitch and Moan," BlackMage.
FUCK YOU.

lannibis02 you make good fuckin' point. But i know jesus and yes he is a drunk and was a pot head the fuckin quiter.
 

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