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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add Doofnoil2 to your ignore list  
Old 2003-09-13, 16:22
Doofnoil2 Doofnoil2 is offline
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Most people know that the protestant and catholic versions of the bible(old testament) are different, here is a list of books that are in the Catholic bible, all other common books not listed are found in both, like malachi and jonah... So these books are in addition to everything that is in a protestant bible(king james, old testament). All of these Books are found in the Old testament(obviously)

Judith

Tobit

1 Maccabees

2 Maccabees

additions to Esther

The Book of Wisdom(that's what it's called)

Ecclesiasticus

Daniel(additions including The Song of the Thre You Men, Susanna and Bell and The Dragon)

Baruch(including the Letter of Jeremiah)
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Old 2003-09-14, 03:16
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u know, the protestant "bible" is just a cut-down version of the real bible which means................ITS NOT A BIBLE!
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Old 2003-09-14, 18:29
Armed&Angry Armed&Angry is offline
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Default Re: Protestant bible vs. Catholic bible.

The apocryphal books of the Catholic Bible were added at the Council of Nicaea (I believe, correct me if I'm wrong) and were originally rejected as inspired by the Jews. The Catholics just kinda added the books anyway. The Protestants removed them later.
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Old 2003-09-16, 00:58
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council of trent

go here : http:../../www.catholic-truth.org/essays/bibleorigins1.htm

for my views

and go here: http:../../www.biblebelievers.net/biblev...s/kjcapocr.htm for your standard protestant view. http:../../www.bearvalleycofc.org/articles/apocrypha.html as you can see protestants are touchy feely LIARS.

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Old 2003-09-16, 04:14
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"Touchy feely" liars even.

That's rich, coming from a Catholic.
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Old 2003-09-16, 11:23
Armed&Angry Armed&Angry is offline
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Default Re: Protestant bible vs. Catholic bible.

Ha ha, and the land-grabbing ring-kissers of the world speak only truth. Of course they do.
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Old 2003-09-16, 15:39
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The protestant bible also teachs against child molestation and the rape of young boys where the catholic bible leaves that part out or encourages it some where.
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Old 2003-09-16, 16:37
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I'm just kidding with everyone. I couldn't help but toss that one in there. One major difference I know for sure is that the Catholics place emphasis on Mary and the Saints. While the Protestants just mention her and don't really talk about her that much. They also have no mention of saints except for in people's names sometimes.
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Old 2003-09-16, 19:02
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by munch:

u know, the protestant "bible" is just a cut-down version of the real bible which means................ITS NOT A BIBLE!
Jack Chick might disagree...

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Old 2003-09-16, 23:30
Kikey_Kikeowitz Kikey_Kikeowitz is offline
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The scary thing about Chick is that he's dead serious.
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Old 2003-09-17, 00:58
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kong, from now on I will think of your posts ass ass paper with which to print out and wipe the chunks in my ass hair with.
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Old 2003-09-17, 02:26
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quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

The scary thing about Chick is that he's dead serious.
I mention that website whenever anyone asks me what the scariest thing I've ever seen is.
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Old 2003-09-17, 02:42
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http:../../www.chick.com/catalog/books/1015.asp

Oh...MY...GOD...

and "born-again Bible believer " on third paragragh here http:../../www.chick.com/bc/2003/wafer.asp

"With 50 million Roman Catholics in the U.S. and one billion world wide, how heavy is the burden on the dedicated soul winners to share the simple truth of the gospel, that they might be made free from this pagan-based bondage"

Yet another reason why protestants are evil, they want to win your soul.

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Old 2003-09-19, 09:37
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The Catholic Bible is a crock. It came to light that the Vatican had been ommitting the passages alluding to Jesus having Brothers and sisters, because they wanted to preserve Mary as a virgin even unto her death. Protestants had to send in their scholars to relook at the ancient scripts. But they were mere man as well so theres some corruption there no doubt.

Hey if the first commandment is to worship no-one but God, why the fuck do Catholics worship Mary. Isnt that sin?
 


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