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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add ilbastardoh to your ignore list  
Old 2003-09-10, 01:42
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god is absolute therefore you will never find him with eyesight. Because there is nothing to contrast him to. You will never hear him, because there is no variation to his voice, the same way you don't smell air because you are used to the smell. you cannot touch him because he is not in space time.
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Old 2003-09-10, 02:02
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Right on!

For me, I just still my mind, say "Yo, God," or words to that effect, God says "What?" and we are off from there.
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Old 2003-09-10, 04:04
Armed&Angry Armed&Angry is offline
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Default Re: you will never find god looking for it the way you do

He has no substance, no voice, he ignored every word I spoke when I believed in him, and nobody has any objective reason for believing in him.

I'm not worried.
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Old 2003-09-10, 05:55
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well when u think of god u think of lightning, a long beard and a booming voice. like in noahs arc. funny thing is who does this figure remind u of from ur greek mythology? zues. another sign of pagan points worming itself into cathlocism. also zues was the father of eris who had a minion named adder who i think mightve been the serpant in the adam and eve story. it all works dontcha think?
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Old 2003-09-10, 06:13
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G-d is incorporeal, simple as that. He's everything and nothing. Ying and yang... and all that jazz (stupid chicago)
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Old 2003-09-10, 06:37
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Quote:
quote:ying and yang
wtf are u smoking? ying n yang is a balance symbol. God is OBVIOUSLY not balanced. man people get the Principia Discordia. really opens ur eyes to things. o and read stuff buy dan Brown.
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Old 2003-09-22, 11:50
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"yin "and yang =harmony of the masculine and feminine.
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Old 2003-09-22, 15:28
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by pantagruelist:



"yin "and yang =harmony of the masculine and feminine.
Light and dark, night and day, good and evil, balance, equilibirum...
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Old 2003-09-23, 02:17
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Kuan Yin is the chinese god of meditation among other things. Therefore, the first third of yin yang and tao energies. Although now people just use yin and yang as a symbol.

Dumbasses don't realise that it's to do with qi.
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Old 2003-09-23, 06:55
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Without contrast, without physical being, "god "is without relevance or power. Being everything makes it no different than being nothing.



My magic 8-ball says, "try again later"
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Old 2003-09-23, 07:30
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Default Re: you will never find god looking for it the way you do

quote:Originally posted by tokaygecko:

Without contrast, without physical being, "god "is without relevance or power. Being everything makes it no different than being nothing.

Perhaps that's because God is everything and nothing all at once.
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Old 2003-09-23, 09:44
tokaygecko tokaygecko is offline
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That doesn't change anything, Kikey. If god is everything and nothing, he's Darkman.

Seriously though, if he is infused in everything AND nothing then he's a paradox and absolutely nothing more.
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Old 2003-09-23, 22:42
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Default Re: you will never find god looking for it the way you do

quote:Originally posted by tokaygecko:

That doesn't change anything, Kikey. If god is everything and nothing, he's Darkman.

Seriously though, if he is infused in everything AND nothing then he's a paradox and absolutely nothing more.

If that's how you rationalize it to yourself, then cool.

Is the universe a paradox and absolutely nothing more?
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Old 2003-09-24, 00:14
Armed&Angry Armed&Angry is offline
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Default Re: you will never find god looking for it the way you do

I'd say that's a bad parallel. The universe is everything, but how is it nothing? If the universe is nothing, how are we even discussing this matter?
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Old 2003-09-24, 01:02
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Default Re: you will never find god looking for it the way you do

quote:Originally posted by Armed&Angry:

I'd say that's a bad parallel. The universe is everything, but how is it nothing? If the universe is nothing, how are we even discussing this matter?

Nothing is something, isn't it?
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Old 2003-09-24, 01:09
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there is no such thing as nothing.
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Old 2003-09-24, 01:14
diturbertoxxolous diturbertoxxolous is offline
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Default Re: you will never find god looking for it the way you do

quote:Originally posted by Armed&Angry:

He has no substance, no voice, he ignored every word I spoke when I believed in him, and nobody has any objective reason for believing in him.

I'm not worried.

thank you for saying that
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