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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
# 1

2003-08-22, 02:29
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Ahahhahah okok. What if the witnesses are right?? Let's just say 2 days from now, there is absolutely NO doubt that all they said would happen is going to happen....What do we do? Are we all doomed? Ok...say the end is two days away, for whatever reason. What do you do for 2 days?
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# 2

2003-08-22, 03:28
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If it is true, you could simply convert, 'absolve' all your sins, and be saved.
No big deal.
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# 3

2003-08-22, 05:09
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Or just stick with what you thought, I intend to...
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# 4

2003-08-22, 08:15
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excuse me ....
what witnesses are you talking about....
please make yourself clear in your threads ...
maybe this is something to do with america ...but some of the users of totse are from england
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# 5

2003-08-22, 08:17
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He's talking about the Jehovah's Witnesses, these rediculously annoying fucks who march around to doorsteps all across America, preaching 'the word.'
They're insane lunatics. They don't even let you celebrate your own birthday.
[This message has been edited by Kikey_Kikeowitz (edited 08-22-2003).]
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# 6

2003-08-22, 08:31
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eblip....hahahahha relax buddy. I thought is was obvious. Kikey...If it is true, you could simply convert, 'absolve' all your sins, and be saved.
No big deal.
I dunno if that'll work though...cause in the bible it says that those who call Gods name in the end, well...too late. Basicly it's sorry charlie. I guess that would kind of be like having someone you call your friend...yet you only call them when you need something. Heya Kikey, lend me some money 
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# 7

2003-08-22, 08:35
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Bah, it's bullshit anyway.
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# 8

2003-08-22, 11:23
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by LwaysTired:
Ahahhahah okok. What if the witnesses are right?? Let's just say 2 days from now, there is absolutely NO doubt that all they said would happen is going to happen....What do we do? Are we all doomed? Ok...say the end is two days away, for whatever reason. What do you do for 2 days?
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We should quickly seize enlightenment while we still have the chance. In much less than a century all of us will be dead. We cannot be sure that we will be alive even tomorrow. There is no time to procrastinate. I who am giving this teaching have no guarantee that I will live out this day.
-His Holiness the Dalai Lama
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# 9

2003-08-22, 14:20
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Regular
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Stephens City,VA,US
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Here's an idea before the end of the world (tomorrow,year,week,month, however long it may be) strive to be a better person. Strive to not hate and be just the best person you can be. I could not see God being so insensitive to someone who is trying to make themself better and not worse. What's the worst thing that could happen, you could go to purgatory for however long or just go straight to heaven.
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# 10

2003-08-22, 15:30
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Rennes-le-chateau, Aude, France
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You bunch of pricks, have no idea what awaitens you on doomsday:
Huge fires, roasting on sinner BBQ, with silverlights at the head of the prosecuting angels.
Repent now!
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# 11

2003-08-22, 21:16
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by UrbnTbone:
You bunch of pricks, have no idea what awaitens you on doomsday:
Huge fires, roasting on sinner BBQ, with silverlights at the head of the prosecuting angels.
Repent now!
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hahahaahahah Chill the fuk out dumbass. I'm just askin a question. This is not meant to start a bigass uhhmmm....what Kikey said in that other, oh yeah hullabuloo
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# 12

2003-08-22, 22:38
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by LwaysTired:
hahahaahahah Chill the fuk out dumbass. I'm just askin a question. This is not meant to start a bigass uhhmmm....what Kikey said in that other, oh yeah hullabuloo
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He's joking, man.
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# 13

2003-08-23, 08:15
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My apologies UrbnTbone...I was a jerk who failed to see the sarcasm.
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# 14

2003-08-24, 17:52
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In reality, the 2 days till the end is actually incorrect. That could never happen cause as many of us know, in the bible God says.... that end will come like a theif in the night. So nobody will even have the slightest idea when that will be. But it's kind of interesting to see what people would do.
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# 15

2003-08-24, 19:46
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I'd quit my job and never work again for 'the man' for the rest of my life!
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