totse.com | Christianity is boring.

cashual21 · #1 2003-07-30, 00:40

Christianity is boring.

the stories got nothing.

compare stories like "Noahs Arc" with stories like "Journey to the West."

One has a guy loading animals on a ship and sailing on a sea for awhile, while the other has a Monkey with celestial powers fighting giant gods and demons.

I mean i have nothing against those who practice christianity, or any other religion, and i can say this from unbiased views, myself being an Atheist.

bennyjaay · #2 2003-07-30, 01:20

dude, noahs arc has two monkeys, god, a boat and a shit load of heathenous basterds being drowned under torencial(sp?) rains. what more could you want. TWO monkeys.

cashual21 · #3 2003-07-30, 01:22

hey man screw you.

that stories weak.

Journey to the West owns you and your beliefs.

bennyjaay · #4 2003-07-30, 01:24

My God can beat the shit out of any goddam monkey!

cashual21 · #5 2003-07-30, 01:28

O yeah??? that monkey's got some bitchin ass backup and could at least leave your god with one less eye.

so there!

bennyjaay · #6 2003-07-30, 02:10

*o god please smite those who oppose me and my ideas*

Metal_Demon · #7 2003-07-30, 03:54

cashual, which religion is this monkey story from?

-MD

cashual21 · #9 2003-07-30, 07:14

Journey to the west is buddhism mostly.

DarkFire47 · #10 2003-07-30, 07:19

The bible is very sexual, you can think of it as pr0n.

UrbnTbone · #11 2003-07-30, 09:26

^ That was one of the funniest aguments around

About the bible being sexual, oh yeah, that story of Loth and his daughters... What a party!

redemption · #12 2003-07-30, 10:36

You can jerk off to the song of solomen...btw love the part where solomen gets a ring which has the power to control demons and he builds a tower with their help...But yeah, Journey to the West Ownx0rs any bible story...(I wrote in leet!)He has a flying cloud, and is the Monkey God! Torrential rains can go suck it hehe.

SweetTea · #14 2003-08-01, 21:53

Quote:

quote:Originally posted by cashual21:

Christianity is boring.

That, I can agree with.

Craftian · #15 2003-08-02, 07:05

You just haven't given it a chance.

Try snake handling.

squidman · #16 2003-08-02, 14:21

Bah! I say to you, genocide, incest, war, natural disasters, zombies, orgies, beastiality, bloody torture, and the creation and destruction of all that is, was, and ever will be! And they call this boring. Why, that Bible is probably the best novel I have ever read.

StrongBad · #17 2003-08-02, 15:09

wurd christianaity is pretty boring...im thinking of being a animist.....thise jap belief systems own

bones · #18 2003-08-06, 13:34

christianity is boring, wen u go to church every week u begin to think of it more as a time to catch up on sleep.

although if u have too much time on your hands then grab a bible and look under anything by the great author "leviticus". in particular 18:6-24.

i prefer to see the funny side of things...

(sorry if i offended any jews by posting this)

Mental Detour · #19 2003-08-07, 16:44

What is that book about the monkey that makes fun of gods and fights them and shit.

notxyourxfailure · #20 2003-08-07, 18:24

i may not believe the bible to be true in it's entirity (even a word..?) but..the idea of an apocalypse amuses me, not to mention all the murdering and suicides. kinda neat.

christians can be boring though. not all, but some.