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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2003-07-27, 04:08
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Is ther like a prayer you have to say to talk to satan.or would you just talk to him like you talk to god?
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Old 2003-07-27, 04:51
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There's no such thing as Satan, so just mutter to yourself. Or, if looking for a substitute, call my friend Lincoln sometime.
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Old 2003-07-27, 05:24
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Well that was fairly biased but, if you want to talk to stan I wouldn't know how.
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Old 2003-07-27, 05:35
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i guess you could talk to satan if you wanted to just like god, but why would you want to? hell isnt exaclty supposed to be an enjoyable place
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Old 2003-07-27, 10:09
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Well that's a weird question. You have something important to tell Satan about? The fact of the matter is, what euroballer said..."but why would you want to?" Satan doesn't need to hear from you. Your actions speak loudly in his favor. But if really wanted to speak to, uhmmm...let's say a demon. Well, just forget it....you don't want to talk to Satan or his demons. Ok?
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Old 2003-07-28, 05:24
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You can send Satan an email.
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Old 2003-07-28, 17:14
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quote:Originally posted by lordsjohnson:

You can send Satan an email
Or conjure him on totse: his nickname is (silver)SatanLights. See him attacking anything that breathes and lives, spoiling nonconformist threads, etc... (wait, he's probably on vacation with poppy and mommy, will be back tanned and with hateful NRG renewed)
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Old 2003-07-28, 18:15
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by euroballer:

i guess you could talk to satan if you wanted to just like god, but why would you want to? hell isnt exaclty supposed to be an enjoyable place
Why not a fun place? I would suspect that if you rejected God your entire life, or did something bad enough to get you to Hell, Satan would treat you like a king.

Infinite drugs of any kind, sex, mindless sinning... Ah, I can see it now.

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Old 2003-07-28, 22:54
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quote:Originally posted by foul matter:

Why not a fun place? I would suspect that if you rejected God your entire life, or did something bad enough to get you to Hell, Satan would treat you like a king.

Infinite drugs of any kind, sex, mindless sinning... Ah, I can see it now.

Stan wouldn't treat you like a king. He cares for no human. In fact, he hates humans for having a special relationship with God. He wants you to go to hell and be seperated from God forever. If he could, he would destroy all of us in one fell swoop. Come to think of it, why hasn't he done that? I think it's because he has to get permission from God or something first, like in the book of job.

I'm under the impression that hell is just the absense of God. It's like a second death where you cease to exist forever. I really like what Dark_Magneto said about not complaining before we existed and not complaining when we cease to exist.

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Old 2003-07-29, 04:52
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Satan supposedly is God's most perfect creature, yet he's not perfect. Pride and all that. So yeah, hell is hell.
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Old 2003-07-30, 09:20
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As an angel, there's nothing he can do out of God's will. The big deal, satan this satan that, when it's just a component in creation.

That stupid fascination for ""eeeevil!".

Hell is just the sum of one's bad energy returning to its originator, foolish human who thought life is for free.
 


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