jesus is a funny guy

[ATypiCalStuDenT]

Proofs that Jesus was...

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

1. He went into his father's business

2. He lived at home until the age of 33

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He never held a steady job

3. His last request was a drink

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

1.His first name was Jesus

2.He was always in trouble with the law

3.His mother did not know who his father was

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1. He talked with his hands

2. He had wine with every meal

3. He worked in the building trades

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

1. He called everybody brother

2. He had no permanent address

3. Nobody would hire him

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

1. He never cut his hair

2. He walked around barefoot

3. He invented a new religion

you are going to get flamed badly haha

All I want to say about that is: Man... you are a king amoung men for figuring all of that stuff out. Oh yeah, Jesus was a hippy because 1.He never cut his hair. 2.He never wore shoes. 3.He had no permanent adress, but I guess that is just a combination of some others.

Jesus was a huge pothead... besides the sandles and all that, he comes from a land that, especially back then was rich in marijuana plants and opium. Jesus walkin on water? Noooo... his disciples were stoned. Not that i don't believe in God or anything I do, but most things he did was drug related. The bible even tells of someone doing drugs and i don't think it was an anti-drug story either... but don't quote me on that.

HAHA as i'm writing about Jesus smokin the ganja i look to my right and see an ad for the hemp store

[ATypiCalStuDenT]

And you know... Jesus didnt die and rise from the dead.,..

Him and his mates went to a wedding, and got so drunk and so stoned, that Jesus went walkabout that night, and when he passed out he didnt get up for 3 days!! LMAO

Bring on the flames!!!!!!