A weird question for the Christians.

[buddy dobbs]

From what I understand of Christianity, you guys believe Jesus will return some day. I am wondering, if he returns in the same way as he originaly came, an imaculant conseption(sp). In our modern day technology of abortion, What if Jesus got aborted? You think God would be realy pissed? This is actually a serious question, I am not trying to make fun of your religion.

[malaria]

Actually to go along with that, would he have to be Jewish born as well, since he was King of the Jews before? I never really thought of how they conceived his return.

[Dark_Magneto]

2,000+ years and no Jesus later, here we still are, and people keep saying "Get ready" like he's gonna show up any second now.

[TigerJK]

Whatever happens, chances are it'll be 'in accordance with the scriptures'

[redemption]

quote:Originally posted by TigerJK:

Whatever happens, chances are it'll be 'in accordance with the scriptures'

You mean the ones edited and written by Man? Or of course, nothing will happen at all...and we can all go back to living in fear, Or not as the case may be.

[RnNhyde]

Christians believe that Jesus will desend from the sky, after all sorts of bad things happen first.

[Spanglican]

quote:Originally posted by buddy dobbs:

From what I understand of Christianity, you guys believe Jesus will return some day. I am wondering, if he returns in the same way as he originaly came, an imaculant conseption(sp). In our modern day technology of abortion, What if Jesus got aborted? You think God would be realy pissed? This is actually a serious question, I am not trying to make fun of your religion.

The virgin mary was chosen for her outstading moral conduct and purity in spirit. If such a woman exists, I don't think she'd get herself aborted.

[Dark_Magneto]

The world will likely end in some unbiblical fashion like a gargantual asteroid pummeling all life into oblivion.

[Kikey_Kikeowitz]

quote:Originally posted by Dark_Magneto:

The world will likely end in some unbiblical fashion like a gargantual asteroid pummeling all life into oblivion.

While that'd be pretty spectacular, you've gotta admit, the events listed in Revelations would amount to one hell of a show.

I look forward to the apocalypse. I'm going to be sitting on my roof with a tv and a keg of guinness watching all the cool shit go down.

[whaziznaim]

The immaculate conception is in referance to Mary's birth. The reason her birth was immaculate was because her sins were forgiven at the instant of her conception. Wjat the Bible says about Jesus' return is that He will decend from Heaven just as He ascended after His resurrection.

[Tyrant]

quote:Originally posted by Chris07:

That is not how he is going to come anyway. After he resurrected he ascended into heaven and when he returns he will descend onto earth.

That doesn't answer anything.

The story of Jesus is a psychological happening. The ego is infused with the collective unconscious and goes through an alchemical rebirth. From this rebirth comes a knowledge of the Self, psychic wholeness - the Kingdom of Heaven.

That is, giving Judeo-Christianity the benefit of the doubt, saying it was anywhere near the mark of life itself.

If that makes you feel better, Tyrant, go with it.

Sorry, but it coudlnt happen...

When jesus comes again, it is supposed to be the end of the world, and he is going to come down from heaven and spilt the people...he's not going to be born and raised again...sorry

I'd have to say, very creative question though

taco

[Dark_Magneto]

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

I look forward to the apocalypse. I'm going to be sitting on my roof with a tv and a keg of guinness watching all the cool shit go down.

Assuming you or any of us will live to see the end of the world.

[TigerJK]

quote:Originally posted by redemption:

You mean the ones edited and written by Man? Or of course, nothing will happen at all...and we can all go back to living in fear, Or not as the case may be.

Yeap, those are the ones I was talking about.

[Kikey_Kikeowitz]

quote:Originally posted by Dark_Magneto:

Assuming you or any of us will live to see the end of the world.

Obviously.

[whaziznaim]

quote:Originally posted by la taco:

Sorry, but it coudlnt happen...

When jesus comes again, it is supposed to be the end of the world, and he is going to come down from heaven and spilt the people...he's not going to be born and raised again...sorry

I'd have to say, very creative question though

taco

When Jesus comes back it will be the end of the world as we know it, existance will continue though. Since I believe that He is the Anointed One, He will not split the peoples, but will unite them all and rule the world with Isreal as the leading nation and Himself on the throne.

when jesus "comes back" will this be one of those things like voldemort in harry potter where no one believes them but theyre all aHHHH?

Hey guys instead of making hollow guesses try reading THE BIBLE I believe it is the leading source of information on this subject just remember to look at revelation symbolically since it is a vision and things in visions happen symbolically so therfore all that abou 7 plagues, 7 bowls, and 7 trumpets are the same thing from a different point of view and the suffering is spiritual not physical.

Also Whaziznaim u are a whack job read revelation and u will see that u are way off track.

The Scavenger

[IzzyReele]

"if the real jesus christ were to stand up today

he'd be gunned down cold by the cia"~the the

Plagues=Biological Weaponry,

Trumpets=maybe Nukes

Bowls=You got me there.

Beast Mark, Computer Mind Control, Currency, and Tracking Chip

Anti-Christ=A false Jew who will try to corrup the world

Jesus=A real Jew who will help the world, and stop the discrimiantion of women (if you read the outtakes of the bible, there were Women Apostles and such) Women financed his ministry too.

Sadly most Christians don't look to the real Jesus at all for inspiration.

quote:Originally posted by buddy dobbs:

From what I understand of Christianity, you guys believe Jesus will return some day. I am wondering, if he returns in the same way as he originaly came, an imaculant conseption(sp). In our modern day technology of abortion, What if Jesus got aborted? You think God would be realy pissed? This is actually a serious question, I am not trying to make fun of your religion.

ROFLMAO (cause i am ripped)

Keltoiberserker let me guess you've read the Left Behind Series. Well, let me tell you something what is in those books is entirely false. The plauges are spiritual in nature but are stated in a form that we can understand almost like an analogy take for example Revelation Chpter 16 and the plagues unleashed within that chapter.

1 Ugly sores=Spiritual Disease=False Religion

2 Sea of Blood=Persecution by Government and politics

3 Springs turn to blood= Sources of knowledge and truth corrupted

4 Scourched with fire=Judgement

5 Darkness= Miserable/Throne of Anti-Christ=Heart of Anti-Christianity-not actual person

6. Dried up Euphrates/Kings from east= Enemies of God's People

7. Severe Earthquake=Complete Judgement

It is symbolic not literal, Spiritual not physical.

Tell me if you want a little more depth into this subject or if you don't understand what I'm saying, I'll help u out.

The Scavenger