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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Cobranaut to your ignore list  
Old 2003-06-08, 05:26
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god



what picture did you get in your head?

i have the generic huge fucking dude sitting on a big ass white throne. wearing a white robe and sandles. so he really looks like zeus i suppose.
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Old 2003-06-08, 05:54
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when I was little I used to believe in god, and I used to think he looked like the blanket character in the "Brave Little Toaster" movies lol.

Now I don't really believe in god, but I tend to keep an open mind, as I cannot prove his nonexistance. I visualize the theoretical god resembling Gandalf in the LOTR movies.

I have no idea why they are both from movies, but there you go...
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Old 2003-06-08, 10:04
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My god looks like a frog with no eyes.
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Old 2003-06-08, 13:04
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../../mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/arcanis_the_omnipotent.jpg
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Old 2003-06-08, 14:07
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A huge levitating steamy scrotum, with serrated pubic hairs of entangling slicey death.
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Old 2003-06-08, 21:23
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I think god as everything.

I dont realyy manifest him into a physical form. I more like see him as a massive energy with an infinate amount of possiblities in every single possible imaginable area. Like infinte squared.

He(ya i see god as a guy, prolly cuz i have balls too) has an infinate amount of possiblilities for an infinates amount of aspects.
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Old 2003-06-08, 22:13
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Metal_Demon:

when I was little I used to believe in god, and I used to think he looked like the blanket character in the "Brave Little Toaster" movies lol.

dude, that is really funny.
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Old 2003-06-08, 23:13
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so, what's the difference between this thread, and http:../bbs/forum15/html/001380.html <-that thread?

(i feel sorry for the moderators of totse.)
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Old 2003-06-08, 23:29
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http:../../www.transload.net/~sparkwheel/faith/god.jpg

hehe, i love south park.

but sirously, i think that god has no physical form, unless he wants one. and that he (i see god as a he probably because i am a guy, and god is made to look that way since befors greece) is anywhere, and everywhere.

http:../../tbd.yi.org/gd/default.htm <- read this. it is amazing

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Old 2003-06-09, 03:59
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I must agree, southpark has already covered this quite difinitively.

And why not? why can't that be true? do you know differently?
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Old 2003-06-09, 07:42
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i think he is nothing at all becuase if he wanted he could be nothing at all but maybe just a blink of light
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Old 2003-06-10, 22:16
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by humble:

so, what's the difference between this thread, and http:../bbs/forum15/html/001380.html <-that thread?

(i feel sorry for the moderators of totse.)
the difference im a lazy fucker and without reading it i thought that thread was about what classical relgiions imagined god to look like. sorry for fucking your forum up.
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Old 2003-06-10, 22:29
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Wait I'm uploading my pic
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Old 2003-06-11, 06:43
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Dude! havn't you ever seen the Dancing Jesus T-shirt! it rocks!
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Old 2003-06-13, 11:57
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../../mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/karona_false_god.jpg
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Old 2003-06-14, 05:45
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[quote]Originally posted by iAmTheLlama:

[b]I think of god as everything.....

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Old 2003-06-15, 23:42
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I perfect being with white hair.

He is a perfect version of man, hence, he looks like it.
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Old 2003-06-18, 14:08
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God was mearly a question. I am the answer. Take this poem by Rabi for consideration. I carry a torch in one hand,and a bucket of water in the other. and with these things,I shall set fires to heaven, and put out the flames of hell, so that no man worships god,for fear of hell or greed of heaven.

[This message has been edited by buddy dobbs (edited 06-18-2003).]
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Old 2003-06-19, 22:21
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I am god
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Old 2003-06-19, 23:52
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so yeah, when i was like four years old or so, and heard about this ''god'' character, i imagined darth vader. honest.

and an additional random fact: back in the day, when people said ''god bless you'' to a sneeze, i thought they were saying one word: guhbleshyou. i think i realized it was ''god bless you'' at about the age of seven or so -- the first time i heard it enunciated.
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Old 2003-06-20, 04:32
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my god is tall, with red coloured skin, has a goat's legs, horns, and two big tattered black wings

no not really, he's more like my anti-god

i always pictured god as looking like that dude who playes Prof. Dumbledore in Harry Potter.
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Old 2003-06-20, 17:53
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...a bit like Karl Marx
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Old 2003-06-21, 17:30
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God looks like me Veerrrrrrrryyyy Beauuuuuuuuuuuutifulllll!
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Old 2003-06-21, 18:59
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I dont believe in God, but if he exists.. I hope he's black.

btw, I'm white.

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Old 2003-07-03, 04:23
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i agree with that guy who said something about god being black. im not black but i think he trully is black. i forgot where i heard something about adam being a mirror image of god. and the first humans are believed to be from africa. so if adam was the first man he came from africa and if hes from africa hes black and if adam, an african black man, was modeled after god then god was a black man.
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Old 2003-07-04, 16:04
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What the hell are those cards?

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Old 2003-07-04, 21:44
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Is god a form of energy? Your mind?? or yourself??
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Old 2003-07-05, 20:42
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Dudes, have you ever seen the dancing Jesus T-shirt? That was so cool.Where it's the generic-looking Jesus, only in tie-die and there's peace signs and stuff.That was so cool.
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Old 2003-07-07, 04:45
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Once I had a picture of Jesus playing soccer, with a bunch of kids. They had super imposed a cross behind Jesus, kind of like a ghostly cross. Im not shure what cristian values they were trying to imply in it, but it was some bizare shit.
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Old 2003-07-07, 05:18
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jesus looks like kermit the frog. all green and noodle like and shit.
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Old 2003-07-07, 05:19
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sorry mean to say god not jesus.
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Old 2003-07-07, 12:34
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Incidentally, Jesus would have looked like an Arab, not the caucasian with the chocolate beard we're used to seeing.
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Old 2003-07-07, 16:36
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God created man in his own image. Which I interpret as our soul. God and Jesus are the purest goodest soul force exists. Satan and the AntiChrist are the most evil and vilest soul force that exists.
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Old 2003-07-08, 04:12
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Dumb_shit:

What the hell are those cards?
Magic: The Gathering cards.
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