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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Metalligod to your ignore list  
Old 2003-06-07, 21:34
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If god forgives and forgets then I should go kll all the ppl on my hit list and beg for firgiveness, and still make it into heaven right?
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Old 2003-06-07, 21:50
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Answering these questions will only encourage similarly mindless threads.
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Old 2003-06-07, 21:57
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If god forgives and forgets then I should go kll all the ppl on my hit list and beg for firgiveness, and still make it into heaven right?
Actually, yes, if you genuinely feel remorse for what you have done. Tricking doesn't work though, he can read your thoughts.

I'm not christian, but that is what I learned during the time I had to go to church.
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Old 2003-06-07, 22:05
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Thanx rogueop, and shut the hell up 22 always WHINING, go to the bitch and moan section, your God sucks en of story, why the hell would the qoute on qoute Supreme Devine Being of goodness say FEAR HIM?????? Religion is senseless.I'd definately fear any mn befre fear your God. When I hear Bin Laden's name, I get annoyed, wen I hear of your God I wanna vomit.
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Old 2003-06-07, 22:24
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If god forgives and forgets then I should go kll all the ppl on my hit list and beg for firgiveness, and still make it into heaven right?
No such thing as hell. Everyone gets into Heaven but only when they have reached full understanding (they repeatedly reincarnate until this happens).

Killing people isn't a wise thing to do and I don't advise it, but the misery that you'll experience will teach you something at least.
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Old 2003-06-07, 23:36
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An omnicient god is incapable of forgetting anything.
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Old 2003-06-08, 02:57
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im not sure but i dont think hes talking about the same god as you beany.
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Old 2003-06-08, 04:52
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Actually, yes, if you genuinely feel remorse for what you have done. Tricking doesn't work though, he can read your thoughts.
Which makes me wonder... how about, say, a bipolar person, who kills, then suddenly has a fit of remorse, and dies begging forgiveness?
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Old 2003-06-08, 21:42
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Which makes me wonder... how about, say, a bipolar person, who kills, then suddenly has a fit of remorse, and dies begging forgiveness?
I'm guessing god would throw him a bone and let him in.
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Old 2003-06-09, 03:48
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Use common sense you basterd...It would be forgiven but there is always something that will get in the way of your thoughtless plans.
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Old 2003-06-10, 18:05
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God does not forgive--to forgie, one must be hurt or offended, and god can be neither hurt nor offended. God loves and creates, and wishes us to do the same.

God will not give a shit if you go on a killing spree, there is no hell, no divine punishment. Punishment on earth, however, will be a bitch. Can you say "lethal injection"?
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Old 2003-06-10, 18:06
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Can you say Josef Stalin?
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Old 2003-06-10, 18:20
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Actually, yes, if you genuinely feel remorse for what you have done. Tricking doesn't work though, he can read your thoughts.

I'm not christian, but that is what I learned during the time I had to go to church.
Yes, you are correct, while I may not be a good christian I am a christian non-the-less. And yes, if you are truly sorry for whatever you have done and rightfully ask for forgiveness, then Jesus will forgive you. Yet, if your actions are pre-meditated, I see no way you could be truly remorsefull for such actions, or you would have never commited them in the first place. So if you are going on the basis that all is forgiven if you merely ask, then you are wrong. If I were to plan out an assasination on the archbishop, kill him, then just before I pull the triggar on myself to commit suicide, meanwhile asking for forgiveness for committing suicide as well, then I would go to hell. Hell is no place you want to be either. Im sure youve heard the rest and get the point, so Ill leave you with that.

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Old 2003-06-11, 00:33
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while I may not be a good christian I am a christian non-the-less.
You see where the catch is? You have a poor self-esteem when you think of God and religion. I think you're a better xian than the people who designed that self-depreciative brainwash shit.
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