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Network (in)Security Interesting hacks and cracks. Info on firewalls, TCP/IP, encryption, networks, and security. The ins and outs of the phone system, caller services, how things work, what's illegal and what's not, cellular phones, beepers, telephony legislation, the PUC, ISDN, taps, who's listening, and switches. Talking about phones, hacking systems, technical advice, and such is completely LEGAL in the United States -- it's covered by the First Amendment. What's illegal is conspiracy to commit a crime. So if you say something like "Meet me at 2am so we can crack a can" or "I changed my cell phone's number myself" you are criminally liable. Stating "You can crack a can by doing thus-and-so" or "If you wanted to change a cell phone's number, you could do it like so" is perfectly OK. Posting passwords, calling card numbers, or credit card numbers is forbidden on this network. Posting such info will get you booted off the net.

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Old 2005-01-04, 19:08
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"Ok, son, whatcha got going on, there?"

"I think I've got root. Nmap says it's an NT box; it doesn't seem to have a firewall running. Looks like a law office."

"Aaahhh! Nice one! You gonna nuke it?"

"Nah, I wanna mess with 'em a little. Wanna send a nasty email to a competing law office? Maybe we can get a West Side Story brawl going."

"Hang on, your mom's gonna wanna get in on this. HONEY! GET IN HERE! JOEY'S NAILED A LAW FIRM"

(goth mother comes in)

"A law firm? You're kidding? What are they running, 2000?"

"Naw, ma, NT 4."

"Get out of here!"

"Honest! Hey, check it out, someone's trying to log on. Should I enable his account?"

"Go for it. Hey, pop up a message, let me type."

(Mother sneaks into the seat).

"BEHOLD, LAWYER, FOR I AM THE ANGEL GABRIEL AND I HAVE COME TO WARN THEE, THOU ART BILKING THY CLIENTS AND SHALL SURELY PAY! IF THOU WISHEST TO GAIN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, GIVETH THY BMW TO RICHARD STALLMAN AND DONATE YOUR TIME TO THE FREE SOFTWARE FOUNDATION!"

"Umm, mom, wasn't that a little over the top? Besides, he doesn't know how to respond."

"Right... Umm..."

"LAWYER! JESUS HAS INSTRUCTED ME THAT IF YOU STRIP TO YOUR UNDERWEAR, LEAN OUT THE WINDOW AND SCREAM PRAISE THE LORD ONE DOZEN TIMES, THEN QUIT YOUR JOB AS MINION OF SATAN, WE'LL FORGIVE YOU... BUT ONLY THIS ONCE."

"Yeah... MUCH better..." (rolls eyes)
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Old 2005-01-04, 21:00
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damn but you're lucky ,kid! my mother (60 yrs old) insists on using IE cos the nice man who sold her the computer told her to...

guess who gets to remove all the crap?
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Old 2005-01-04, 21:34
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

damn but you're lucky ,kid! my mother (60 yrs old) insists on using IE cos the nice man who sold her the computer told her to...

guess who gets to remove all the crap?

Im sorry jackketch, but that is kind of amusing. I do feel bad for you however.

/me chuckles in amusment.
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Old 2005-01-06, 12:42
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/me chuckles more.
 
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