this old whore is just a whore, all my friends hate her, plus she drives this black cadi like shit.

[Ideas]

i've already got a phat slingshot with hunting shots for the windows, and a valve tool for the tires, because only girls slash tires, and it would be very confusing. i also got brake fluid for the paint.

what else could happen to it?

ps. wasn't there a list of things you could do to vandalize a car? i read it once before.

[This message has been edited by TR4NC3M4T1K (edited 11-01-2005).]

Theres a part on the front of a car that makes the airbags inflate...take to the cadi with with some baseball bats and fuck her shit up big time. Also, fill the gas tank with sugar....it will corrode and fucker her shit up even more. Have you considered taking a large dump on the bonnet?

if it wasnt in front of a bunch of projects i would consider doing it...but i think we want to keep it quiet and quick

its cold here...anchorage alaska

ping pong ball in gas tank, it will clog the fuel line and make the car stall

If you really hate her do some of the stuff mentioned and it will cost her a lot. Also it is hard to trace and the results will appear after the action. Dont bother with thermite and stupid shit that kiddys will mention.

Sugar in the gas tank doesn't work, sugar doesn't dissolve in gasoline. Retard.

Use an axebomb?

ok I made the previous thread about fucking with someone's car. If you want a complete list, look for "fucking with someone's car" in the thread list. It should be on page 2 or 3 by now.

For some quick ideas right now:

Sugar does work. It gets heated up and it carmelizes.

Put some super glue in the locks if it is manual open.

Shoot frozen paintballs through the windows.

Egg it.

Piss in the grill.

Siphon off the gas and put in water or paint.

Make a dry ice bomb with a glass bottle and put it right on the windshield. It will send glass shards all over and will break it good.

Put bologna on the side.

Or you can stick with the classics: hit it with a bat, throw rocks at it, spray paint it, etc...

If you really hate them(I mean REALLY)throw a molotov at it. Make sure you make the thing with gasoline and detergent. Run fast.

You are free to do all these things, but fucking with a cadillac is low. They spent a lot of money, so maybe you should think of another form of revenge.

-AIDZ

Cut a huge gash in each tire then cut the wire to each of her lights.

If she leaves it unlocked baybe you could take the doors off and make away with them?

Dynamite or plastic explosives will do a good job of making her car look not so great. To see something really cool, detonate it while she is inside.

Fucking right, hear that you fucking old dirty faggot, sugar does work, they've been doing that shit since World War 1 you Butt Sack.