i found my dad's porno pictures hidden in a coffee can on a shelf over his

workbench in the garage, and so i splooged all over them, sticking them

together. anyway, he found 'em, all stuck together and shit, and blamed my

asshole older brother (who for once knew nothing about it). i laughed so hard,

i just couldn't help not to, that my brother immediately knew it was me. so

he exploded and jumped on me and started pounding. then my mom came into

the room to see what the hell was going on. she started screaming and jumped

on my brother, actually stepping on his throat and pinning him to the floor.

when things finally broke up, i got my licks in by telling my mother what had

happened. i told her how my dad had started it, accusing bobby (my asshole

older brother) of splooging all over his garage-hidden porno shit and sticking

it all together so he (my dad) couldn't whack off with it any more. and NO! i

didn't tell her i was the one who had supplied the splooge. then she went

nutso big time and started screaming at my dad. so now everybody is fucked

up over this. i don't much like my dad anyhow, and was glad to have started

the shit. and i HATE my brother like diarrhea dropped hidden behind the

sofa, so i'm all kinds of happy he got his ass kicked by my mom. but i am

worried now that i am going to get my ass kicked royal, by one or the other

of them. i fear my brother more because he sniffs glue and shit, and when he

does he drools, so i know he's screwed up in the head and shit. so my question

is: should i pre-empt things by getting in the first blow, so to speak? i mean

if i'm going to get my ass kicked over this, i may as well take one of them with

me. i have a picture of my asshole brother sucking his friend's dick, taken

when they were both like maybe eleven, and i could give it to his girlfriend.

it was just kid shit, or so claims my brother, but she doesn't have to know

that. or i could pass it around at school. or i could do both. either way, it

doesn't matter to me... i just want to get even. oh yeah... i'm fifteen and my

asshole older brother is almost seventeen. any suggestions?

you must have OOOOOONE inbred family lol

i congratulate you for cumming all over yer dads pics, but thats all youll get from me

and a pic of yer bro suckin some guys dick, thats baaaaaaaaad

all i can say is put it on the web man, in a mini shrine for all to see

why in the FUCK you would masturbate on something that your dads penis has been all over? crazy white kid im sure. ALSO why did you have a cam on you to take pics of your brother giving head? did you forget to take pics of you giving head also? im sure you "forgot" that part.

ohh superpro, you silly retarded bastard.

but to stick to the point, go to kinkos, and make a SHIT load of flyers that have his name and address adn shit all over it. then staple them everywhere. man would that be halarius. and thats not kid stuff, its GAY kid stuff.

quote:Originally spouted by slipknotfan984:

blah blah make a SHIT load of flyers that have his name and address adn shit all over it. then staple them everywhere.blah blah blah

yeah man that would be toooooooo funny

too bad i suspect your whole story is made up shit just like the other thread in here by you

but... if not... your one fucked up family lol

We really need to seperate legitimate crime stuff and this kind of bullshit into different forums.

hey pin know u are such a fucking loser, I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT MY SEMEN SAMPLE I WAS UP THERE POUNDIN MY WEANER FOR TWO DAYS STRAIGHT THEN FINNALY I THOUGHT ABOUT STAN'S MOMS BOOB and this little spatchala of white stuff comes out. that if fine butters but where not playing detective anymore, Your not ? No we are playing laundry mat ower, Would you like those pants cleaned for 4.95!

quote:Originally posted by Kakkaraun:

We really need to seperate legitimate crime stuff and this kind of bullshit into different forums.

Amen. A new forum should be created:

Lets call it... "The toilet"

A moderator flushes the worthless thread into the "The toilet", never to be seen again. Well, unless the septic tank gets clogged up. Shit, that didn't work out, nevermind.

Or the mods could move it all to Spurious - That forum is just full of inane bullshit anyway - so I don't think anyone would even notice.

quote:Originally posted by SuperPro:

why in the FUCK you would masturbate on something that your dads penis has been all over? crazy white kid im sure. ALSO why did you have a cam on you to take pics of your brother giving head? did you forget to take pics of you giving head also? im sure you "forgot" that part.



hahahaha o shit this is funny. That family should be on like jerry springer or jenny jones

Suddenly I'm getting visions of Deliverance

"Le'me hear you squeal like a pig boy!"

quote:Originally posted by SuperPro:

why in the FUCK you would masturbate on something that your dads penis has been all over? crazy white kid im sure. ALSO why did you have a cam on you to take pics of your brother giving head? did you forget to take pics of you giving head also? im sure you "forgot" that part.

sorry, dullard, wrong answer! i never said i took the picture of my asshole

brother sucking his friend's dick; one of my asshole brother's friends took

it. there were a bunch of them together in their fort (treehouse) "comparing"

(experimenting). like i said, they were maybe eleven at the time. they were

just fooling around. my asshole brother might be a glue sniffer and a drooler

but he ain't no faggot. but like i said, his girlfriend doesn't need to know

that.

nor did i say my dad ever splooged on his porn... he has more class than that!

Tell your brother that dick sucking wasn't half bad. At least he swallowed.

tell your dad your mom is fucking a guy at her work. then tell your mom your dad is fucking a guy at work. then give both your parents the pictures of your brother. then give a picture to his gf. that should just about destroy your family

quote:Originally posted by pinnochio knows:

sorry, dullard, wrong answer! i never said i took the picture of my asshole

brother sucking his friend's dick; one of my asshole brother's friends took

it. there were a bunch of them together in their fort (treehouse) "comparing"

(experimenting). like i said, they were maybe eleven at the time. they were

just fooling around. my asshole brother might be a glue sniffer and a drooler

but he ain't no faggot. but like i said, his girlfriend doesn't need to know

that.

nor did i say my dad ever splooged on his porn... he has more class than that!

you sure know a lot about this cock sucking incident for someone who claims they didn't take the photo themself. you know you were also there the entire time whacking off with your fudgepacking buddies having one big tree house orgy

quote:Originally posted by SuperPro:

why in the FUCK you would masturbate on something that your dads penis has been all over? crazy white kid im sure. ALSO why did you have a cam on you to take pics of your brother giving head? did you forget to take pics of you giving head also? im sure you "forgot" that part.

I agree with you on that for the most part, but who the fuck wipes their dick on the porn? But I get what you mean...

It's people like this that make me embarassed to be from Ohio...

quote:Originally posted by Graberweg:

you sure know a lot about this cock sucking incident for someone who claims they didn't take the photo themself. you know you were also there the entire time whacking off with your fudgepacking buddies having one big tree house orgy

aw, sorry! dickhead... i was like nine when all this "comparing" shit was going on. but if you are sooooo very interested in "fudge-packing," i can maybe hook you up with my neighbor's dog. but a warning: he's particular about who he screws!

quote: i have a picture of my asshole brother sucking his friend's dick, taken

when they were both like maybe eleven, hahahahahahhahh that's the best blackmail i've heard of i wish i could use that

quote:Originally posted by pinnochio knows:

aw, sorry! dickhead... i was like nine when all this "comparing" shit was going on. but if you are sooooo very interested in "fudge-packing," i can maybe hook you up with my neighbor's dog. but a warning: he's particular about who he screws!

i guess since your neighbor's dog wouldn't screw you, you had to settle for the next best thing, pleasuring yourself while looking at a pic of your brother sucking cock (probably yours). you're fucking sick to hold onto that photo since you were 9 (as you put it)

quote:Originally posted by pinnochio knows:

i found my dad's porno pictures hidden in a coffee can on a shelf over his

workbench in the garage, and so i splooged all over them, sticking them

together. anyway, he found 'em, all stuck together and shit, and blamed my

asshole older brother (who for once knew nothing about it). i laughed so hard,

i just couldn't help not to, that my brother immediately knew it was me. so

he exploded and jumped on me and started pounding. then my mom came into

the room to see what the hell was going on. she started screaming and jumped

on my brother, actually stepping on his throat and pinning him to the floor.

when things finally broke up, i got my licks in by telling my mother what had

happened. i told her how my dad had started it, accusing bobby (my asshole

older brother) of splooging all over his garage-hidden porno shit and sticking

it all together so he (my dad) couldn't whack off with it any more. and NO! i

didn't tell her i was the one who had supplied the splooge. then she went

nutso big time and started screaming at my dad. so now everybody is fucked

up over this. i don't much like my dad anyhow, and was glad to have started

the shit. and i HATE my brother like diarrhea dropped hidden behind the

sofa, so i'm all kinds of happy he got his ass kicked by my mom. but i am

worried now that i am going to get my ass kicked royal, by one or the other

of them. i fear my brother more because he sniffs glue and shit, and when he

does he drools, so i know he's screwed up in the head and shit. so my question

is: should i pre-empt things by getting in the first blow, so to speak? i mean

if i'm going to get my ass kicked over this, i may as well take one of them with

me. i have a picture of my asshole brother sucking his friend's dick, taken

when they were both like maybe eleven, and i could give it to his girlfriend.

it was just kid shit, or so claims my brother, but she doesn't have to know

that. or i could pass it around at school. or i could do both. either way, it

doesn't matter to me... i just want to get even. oh yeah... i'm fifteen and my

asshole older brother is almost seventeen. any suggestions?



Go fully offensive on your older brother, then take a more defensive stance with your father.

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Holy cow dug... that was so Funny! Kept me laughing almost a deathrow moment.. (i miss deathrow)

quote:Originally posted by Phlab:

Amen. A new forum should be created:

Lets call it... "The toilet"

A moderator flushes the worthless thread into the "The toilet", never to be seen again. Well, unless the septic tank gets clogged up. Shit, that didn't work out, nevermind.

Or the mods could move it all to Spurious - That forum is just full of inane bullshit anyway - so I don't think anyone would even notice.

What about that bit in trainspotting where he dives into the toilet?