Ok this is just a hypothetical question. say you work as a cook at a restaraunt, and the owner, not the manager but the owner, was an old asshole. You are actually really good at what you do but he picks on you and everyone else all the time because he thinks he is always right and is perfect. now im not saying that you am either of those, but we all know that everyone is wrong about something sometime. You have actually told this guy this, he didnt get mad or anything, but he says, serious as all hell, "it is if you are a god like me". He actually acts like he believes this. He is also incredibly rich, but never spends any of his money. now onto my question, would you attempt to do anything to this guy? You have done certain very bad things to people before, but in this situation it just seems wierd to because you will see him every day you work. murder is out of the question, you have a distinct distaste for jail as having already been there, so what would you do?

Well depends how much you value your job, you may just have to put up with him.

The job doesent really mean that much to me, but i would like to not have to go through the trouble of getting a new one. So i was looking for ways to do things anonomously.

Well how bad of a thing would you do, or do you just want to play some kind of good practical joke on the guy? Do you want to harm him in anyway? Do you want to do something thats fucking nasty to him?

The latter one would be good for me, and he has been screwing me out of a lot of money, saying i would get 10.50 an hour after a month and im still making 7.50 a year later, i know its kind of dumb to still work there but its really close to home and i live pretty far out of any towns. btw, when you say you are from the great north, wherabouts is that?

The great north is canada.

As nasty ideas go, Im maybe not the best to ask but since you are new most people usually just flame and im gonna try to help.

I have a friend that has done a few.

1. He once took a shit in a bubble pack envelope and mailed it to his work and put attention (managers name) or owner in your case and also wrote personal and confidential on it and wrapped the shit in wrapping paper like a gift.

The manager just fucking lost it he said, but never found out who it was.

OR like I would do is screw with his car in some way, one thing I like to do is stuff a car wash sponge in the gas tank and then it would take him an hour to fill up the tank.

I cant think of much now but if I get something else I will post it.

thanks for the ideas, from reading some of the other topics it seemed all this site was was a place for people to make fun of other people. i just asked you where you were from because im from northern minnesota near the canadian border and wondered where you meant by that.

Im in southeast saskatchewan, I guess not too far from where you are.

And yeah this site is really becoming a place to make fun of people and a hard place to get some help

What is it like up in Canada? do you know if it is easier or harder to pull jobs like breaking and entering and armed robberies then in the us? i have always loved being up in canada and wouldnt mind living their. even though their gun importing crap is kind of stupid.

Yeah that gun registry is one of the biggest wastes of tax dollars ever in canada I think, it is pretty easy to pull robberies at least in saskatchewan. There is a very low rate of police to population in this province and unless its big they dont waste their time investigating it.

Personally I love living here.

Do you have any idea how hard it would be to get canadian ids and stuff? ii have my us ones and they are all clean, do you know how long it would take to be qualified as a canadian citizen? now that this has kind of changed topics this is definetly in the wrong categorie but its easier than starting a new one.

Good newbie thread. Rare. Welcome to the Temple.

You say he's rich? Burgle the hell out of 'em. If your job is something you can steal from easily, do that. Hit him in the pocketbook. Give some of the money to charity and keep the rest .

If you want me to find out anything for you, why not just email me

pontiac_bandit78@yahoo.com

As for canadian citizenship, as far as I know its pretty easy to get, I have a couple friends who came up from washington and they got it really easy

Personally, I wouldn't do anything. You say this guy has money, but never spends it, so obviously he is not enjoying it. He may be delusional and in need of professional help. And with all that money he has nothing better to do than to try to find fault with what you do. You may be able to do something to make his life more miserable, but it sounds like he's doing a pretty good job of that all by himself. Just ignore him as best you can and be happy. Living well is the best revenge.

The guy really does seem to need professional help sometimes, he will wander through the kitchen and look in the garbages for any wasted food, and either eat it himself or give it to his dad, which seems really sick to me, his dad is like 97 years old.

97 u say...hmm

anyways,sabotage the workplace,and some of his personal items,blame other ppl,make him lose money,play with his car(if he can even drive)

and if u get in the uncomplete control,thers always quiet ways of killing somone with coffee and pure nicotene.

but overall,jus make him lose what u lose.

Yeah his dad is in his high 90's. he is around 63, im not sure. he does drive, but just from his house to the restaraunt, they are like less than a quartermile away. i have thought of the nicotine method, i may try it but probably when i want a day off really bad.

and just so you know i was kidding about the wanting a day off thing, i dont want to kill the guy