a friend of mine is really up the creek at school, and so i'm hoping someone

here can help me. i mean him. this isn't about me and i don't need help.

this guy i know (again NOT me) has never been with a girl. and so some guys

found out about it and fixed him up. they had him come over after school,

and there were three girls there, in this one guy's basement, drinking beers

and stuff. it was agreed that one of the girls -- and nobody was ever to tell

which one -- would screw my friend. he was to wear a blindfold and he and

the "mystery girl" would screw "doggie-style" on the basement sofa. my

friend thinks it's cool ("bad idea"), so all the girls leave the room, and these guys

blindfold my friend so he won't ever know which of the three girls he was

with. he strips down and they call for one of the girls to come back in. she

does, the guys leave, and while they're alone my friend loses his virginity.

yet blindfolded, the girl helps my friend get dressed, then she leaves. the

guys come back in and remove the blindfold. then everyone comes back in to

give my friend high-fives, and everyone has a beer. then my friend splits.

my friend goes home like nothing happened. this is when it gets rough. in his

room, he changes out of his school clothes and guess what? the poor guy has

shit all over his dick. now he's pretty sure this isn't supposed to happen. the

next day, at school, everyone is laughing. word is out he got conned into butt

fucking the school faggot. and now my friend is half-crazy with worry

thinking maybe he is going to turn gay! not to mention that he might have aids.

my question is what should my friend do?

ps: my friend says butt-fucking a faggot is a HORRIBLE experience!

Well, from now on, you should keep your dick in your pants if you're not sure whats happening.

Once you have that down, I suggest some ass kicking with a baseball bat.

Alright, not to be mean or anything, but your friend is one stupid idiot.

But, if I we're you, tell your friend to get revenge on the kids that set him up. That, or you CAN file charges against the homosexual for rape. I don't know if it would stand up in court though.

But seriously, get these guys back. Your an asshole if you do this shit. It's pathetic what kids are doing to others these days.

As for him turning gay, tell him to calm down, since he thought it was a girl he shouldn't be worried. Toss him a few magazines (c'mon, the SPECIAL ones you dork) and he'll be fine.

Grr, that really pisses me off that someone would do that.

I knew something was up the second you mentioned a blindfold. You gotta be smarter than this, really. Drinking is bad. Sorry, but "your friend" will never live that shit down. Change schools, change friends, get a new haircut, do your best to make people forget this little incident. Use the "I was drunk!" excuse. You'll look cooler(maybe), and people understand that. Everyone's done something fucked up if they get drunk much.

Also, you really have to get revenge cause you can't allow people to get away with something like this or lots more things will be done to you. Other than that, be a man about it. They got you good and there's nothing thats gonna change it now.

You have to get back at those twats that pulled that BS on you. And next time don't have sex blindfolded.

Here is why i think your lying and/or why your "friend" is idiotic:

He didn't bother talking to the person he having sex with? He would have to be tied down not to notice that there was a penis where the vagina was supposed to be. You mentioned only a blind fold. He would have to be the most ignorant person on earth not to know that the vagina is in front, not behind.

Hi-larious

Everyone I know of any worth (women included) would do something comical to the people in the room with a exacto-knife. Sounds like (excuse the expression hehe) he doesn't have the balls.

You don't need instructions how to be violent.

Never fuck anything you can't see.

And didn't he feel his balls slapping against the faggot's? I know you can feel the pussy when butt-fucking. Unless either man was castrated.

What a fucking idiot! LMAO

If i were him i would have moved the blindfild a bit so i could see who i was fucking so i could use it against them later.

If he were to have thought about that he could have stopped before he fucked the school faggot for too long.

Also he could have whooped that faggots ass for going in on the trick.

P.s I don't think this is true either.

He deserved it.

quote:Originally posted by weedman1234:

What a fucking idiot! LMAO

If i were him i would have moved the blindfild a bit so i could see who i was fucking so i could use it against them later.

If he were to have thought about that he could have stopped before he fucked the school faggot for too long.

Also he could have whooped that faggots ass for going in on the trick.

P.s I don't think this is true either.

yeah, i know. but if you knew this guy you

would sure believe it! he's really screwed-up. asshole

since you cant change what happend, change their way of living, i.e. put em in a fuckin coma, if they did that to me id be so fuckin infuriated and right at school in the halls i would walk up punch em in the nose and with every intention to paralize or at least horribly dissfigure, cause they must be taught not to fuck with people

1) Dont ever do anything that stupid again. Get your own pussy. Dont fuck someone that you haven't spoken to or seen.

2) It is very unlikely that you have AIDS. The myth that all gay men have HIV is just that-a myth.

3) Take a crowbar and turn them into vegetables. A good strong crack to the back of the neck will do it.

4) Dont call people faggots. You look stupid.

Do other people also find it funny that there is a school faggot where he lives? Maybe its just me .. but .. heheh.

quote:Originally posted by Pacman:

4) Dont call people faggots. You look stupid.

Indeed, he does.

By the way, if "your friend" thinks that screwing a gay guy will turn him gay, he's a fucking moron. He's /beyond/ a fucking moron.

I'd personally fuck them over (haw, haw) in any way possible. Perhaps get them drunk until they pass out and have the gay dude buttfuck /them/?

Wow, if it is true that really, really, really, really (I need to emphasize really) sucks. I am the type of person (not to sound macho, because I'm not) that would have kicked the shit out of EVERYONE involved, including the guys AND the girls. It can't do any harm to ask the gay person whether it's true or not, and if it is, go berserk.

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That's stupid, I know your lieing.



It would be ovbious when he felt of the ass and everything.

If you really wanted to make it convincing then you should have said you got a blowjob rather than a fucking.

quote:Originally posted by canadiananarchyinjapan:

Wow, if it is true that really, really, really, really (I need to emphasize really) sucks. I am the type of person (not to sound macho, because I'm not) that would have kicked the shit out of EVERYONE involved, including the guys AND the girls. It can't do any harm to ask the gay person whether it's true or not, and if it is, go berserk.

[This message has been edited by canadiananarchyinjapan (edited 08-17-2003).]

I dont think its sounds macho, hell i would probably kill them. or at elast the fag.

i wouldnt be HIS friend. i sure as hell know i would be able to tell between a clit and a pair of testicles. and plus, how do you NOT know ur fucking a guy, i mean when you are holding his hips you would feel some hair...

personally, i wouldnt like to go further into the subject of gay intercourse when im 99% passed out right now, all i can say is make him feel good by letting him fuck your mom

your "friend" is a fucking moron, i woulda taken the blind fold off before i shoved my dick in any one, shit man, do the people at your school call him "shit dick the ass fucker" or some thing? That would suck. Any way, onto the advice. We will do it in a mathimatical way....here goes: Metal bat+brassknuckles+the guys who hooked your friend up's heads=fear, fear=respect, respect= no more being made fun of.

You're almost as dumb as the moron that started this thread, Silencer.

well your "friend" seems to be in a stickey situation

quote:Originally posted by liero:

well your "friend" seems to be in a stickey situation

HAW HAW!

Get an axe handle and wait for the guys one by one in the dark in dark clothes...then step out and fuckin bash their heads in.

This one kid I chucked a soda can at his car and it scratched it up, so he comes up to me and punches me in the head about 6-7 times at school thinkin I'd be knocked out and I didn't even budge and i was like are you finished? It was in front of the camera too..he got fucked by the school and also got fucked when I paintballed his house and am braking all the windows on his car with the ceramic part of a spark plug in the paintball gun soon(it works well even on windshields). Don't take shit from anyone, make sure they think you are one crazy mofo and will not hesistate to whoop some ass. and after you display your crazyness, walk away nice and slow so they know you aren't afraid of anything.

sorry everyone that i can't respond as often as i'd like, but my internet

time is strictly reduced.

anyway, the latest on my friend is that, yesterday (which was sunday) somome

put a sign on his front lawn reading: "a faggot butt-fucker lives here"! and

no one noticed it until like after 10am, but by then all the people walking to

church had seen it. my friend says his dad is like super-pissed.

quote:Originally posted by heLix:

i mean when you are holding his hips you would feel some hair...

This would not be true because gay guys shave their legs. Also I do not believe this story because anal sex feels much tighter and warmer than pussy sexy (can't find another name, how about intercourse). The only plausible way this is possible to go unnoticed is that the guy is SO inexperienced that he is enjoying his time fucking a guy that he thinks is a girl and is incapable of common thought. But if this is true (bullshit) then just tell your friend to pose as a gay guy. Just let him openly admit that he is gay (even if he isnt) and eventually all the jocks and whatnot will not thinking making fun of him is funny. Then just resume his straight lifestyle but I gotta tell ya he isn't gonna get pussy until college.

It was a very stupid thing to do. The friend must be having a real hard time. How the hell do you let a guy blindfold you then fuck a girl. Blindfolded. Something isnt right. Even blindfolded he should be able to know if it was a girl he was fucking.

Revenge isnt needed. Your friend chose to do something as stupid as this. have him get tested for STD's if hes worried. Now that the whole schools know, thats really embarassing. If he was blindfolded maybe they video taped it?

here's the latest on my friend who got conned into butt-fucking the school

queer. he now has to go to "sensitivity training." i guess he couldn't deal

with all the hassle from all the other kids (someone left a sign on his front

lawn and is leaving dirty messages on his phone) and so he just went and

kicked the crap outa the faggot. another "bad idea" because he got caught.

and so now either he attends sensitivity training or he gets expelled. and if

he gets expelled it becomes a police matter and he will be arrested for

"gay bashing." oh yeah, one other thing: the two guys who first tricked my

friend into doing the butt-fucking have already been expelled, but not for

what they did but rather for what they didn't do. they refused to attend

sensitivity training, as punishment for coaxing the queer kid to participate in

the deception. but more than anything else now my friend is afraid because

his dad says if he gets expelled he can forget about ever driving. if he wants

to drive, my friend has to buy his own car and insurance. and that's a real

problem for him because no way is he ever going to find a job, because he has

this very real bladder control problem. which is probably why he doesn't

have a girlfriend in the first place. that and his breath.

anyway, my friend did attend one sensitivity training session (he has to go to

one more)... and swears up and down no way is he going back. the problem is

that, at our school, the teachers don't conduct the training but rather some

local radical homosexual group ("Gays Against God") does. and at the one

session my friend attended they tried to convince him he should give gay sex

a serious try (as if the one time wasn't serious enough already). they told him

since he's already done the one butt-fucking he is "officially gay" and he

needs to "admit to his sexuality." then one of the group offered to give my

friend oral sex (a "swallow job" they called it). naturally my friend walked

out. but before he left they told him he would have to submit to their gay sex

advances next time... or they would claim he threatened them physically. and

since he is on the record already for gay bashing, nobody will believe him if

he tries to deny it. and it'll be his word against theirs. which would only

mean he would almost certainly be expelled. well, that's about it. anybody

have an idea as to what he should do? i told him he's screwed no matter what

he does.

my friend the butt-fucker is all whacko crazy now because the school fox is

talking to him. she's this super-bitch "rah-rah" who knows she's to-die-for

beautiful, and who thinks sensitivity training is the greatest thing ever for

guys to have to take. so we know she is only talking to my friend because she

thinks it is cool he has to attend. she never even looked at him before now

(but then neither has any other girl). anyway, he is all screwed-up now over

this girl talking to him (he claims she is "coming on" to him). she isn't (no way)

but that's how he sees it. i remember once he and i were having coffee in

this 24 hour donut shop, and the waitress came over to talk to us (after we

had already ordered). and just because she actually spoke to him he became

convinced she was coming on to him and that she was "in love with him." i kid

you not. he even began saying so at school, that this foxy donut waitress was

in love with him. which was like complete nonsense because all she wanted was

someone to talk to because the place was empty except for us and she was

bored. so yeah, i'm sure what it boils down to is that this girl is talking to

him because he has to go to sensitivity training, and she thinks it's way cool

he has to go. that and because she just broke up with her asshole boyfriend,

the school knuckle-dragger, and she's just doing stupid shit to piss him off

and make him jealous.

Well, is there such thing as rational solutions in this situation?

We all know you're lying dude. Give it up. And why the hell would some girl think that people that have to go to sensativity training is cool. It seems like to go, you had to be involved with some gay scandal.

You sure do choose your friends wisely man. Some people are put on this world attractive and wanted and some are not. You just can't help him. If he is so fucked up just buy him a gun let him shoot up his school so me and the rest of the "George Carlin" type people out there can hear some cool shit on TV. My motto is, If time can't fix it, nothing can.

Thanks Kakkaraun, your post was so informative. Funny how i didnt give a flying fuck.

Someone send this to that urban legend show.

First and foremost,,,,,,, I hope you told him to wash his dick!!

How old is your friend? That kind of stuff is what fucks people up for life, but to be honest I laughed like hell when I read that for the first time. Thats hilarious.

-evilduck

quote:Originally posted by evilduck:

How old is your friend? That kind of stuff is what fucks people up for life, but to be honest I laughed like hell when I read that for the first time. Thats hilarious.

-evilduck

its bullshit. end this thread. notice the lack of word wrap in all his posts and even his handle should give you a clue. 420...

quote:Originally posted by Jackin' Jill:

First and foremost,,,,,,, I hope you told him to wash his dick!!



thanx, man! i KNEW there was something i forgot to mention.

here's the latest on my friend the butt-fucker. he didn't tell me this but i

heard it from someone who was there. my friend began talking to the school

fox, like he actually had a chance with her (yeah, right!). and that another

"bad idea". i guess he was calling her at home and shit. anyway, her knuckle-

dragger ex decided to mess my friend up about it. he and his neanderthal

football player buddies caught my friend talking to the girl at her locker.

they surrounded him and pulled down his pants to expose his bladder control

underwear. from what i hear she either didn't know he pees his pants or she

didn't believe the stories. but i'm beginning to think maybe she was working

with her boyfriend all along and only claimed to have broken up with him.

anyway, she started laughing and pointing and stuff and he started crying and

yelling and stuff. then the knuckle-dragger and his buddies threw my friend

into an empty wall locker and locked him in. i don't know long he was locked

in before he was discovered but it wasn't until after he managed to topple

and crash the entire row of lockers. and by the time "Norville" the school

custodian got the lock cut off, school was already out. everyone says he's

sure as shit gonna get expelled.

Geez,,, I never had this kind of fun when I was in school!!!

I would feel bad for that dude... If it were true.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by pinnochio knows:

[B]here's the latest on my friend the butt-fucker. he didn't tell me this but i

heard it from someone who was there. my friend began talking to the school

fox,

MAYBE HE FUCKED ONE OF THE 3 CHICKS IN THE ASS. EITHER WAY I WONDER OF HES STILL CONSIDERED A VIRGIN.

Well hes a dumbass, he could at least have reached up to see if the chick had any breasts, that would have settled things.

Something like this happened to my friend once. One time he was gonna get fucked by this dude, in the ass, and it turns out he had to wear a blindfold, and it turned out to be a chick with a strap on.

Man sound true?

it isnt, either is your story.

Pinochio shut the fuck up.