me and a buddy of mine went to a local grocery store the other day with one of those big ass carts and gathered the store's supply of pop. since it's a small store, there's like no employee's hanging out in the back. so we took the fucking shopping cart and put a sign on it saying "FREE Soda pop! MAKING ROOM FOR SCHOOL SUPPLIES!" and by the end of the day, we fucking got SO many people pissed off, it was hilarious. we overheard some fat guy saying "what do you mean, they arent free!?!? you have a damn sign saying they are free at the back of the store!!!" so the guy goes to the back of the store and whne he gets back he's all pissed off, he was like "somebody has put a false advertisement on the soda"

anyways, yeah, it was fucking hilarious. you guys should try some shit like that at ur local grocery store, it's hilariuos when you act like a customer and you get all fucking pissed off at them, and they keep apologizing for someone putting up false advertisements. have a good laugh when it's all over



i dont take any responsibility if you get caught doing this shit have a nice day

[This message has been edited by heLix (edited 08-13-2003).]

sorry if i hurt your feelings but it dont sound so fun for me...

This does sound pretty stupid, but it gives me an idea.

Someone comes in and sets it up like this, then a while later someone else comes in and grabs some pop, attempting a grab and walk. If they get caught, just say "Hey, it's free, the sign says so."

=\ its ok if u dont think its fun. it was when i did it, but yeah, now it doesnt sound like an irresponsible activity. bleh. oh well

This can actually turn profitable in the way that KK has described earlier. Then again...the entire idea of putting up a free stuff sign inside stores is kinda stupid.

this does sound a lil stupid bu ti bet it sould be hilarious

I hope you have really good reason for doing this, but by the looks of it you probably don't. Why are you messing with the store ? All the owners are trying to do is make a living. If you think that you are some kind of anarchist, you're not. You're what society calls a delinquent. If you have a political message(which you obviously don't) you have to direct the harrassment towards federal agencies or institutions. What you are doing is making the lives of the store owners and employees harder. Fuck you. I almost beat the shit out of two punks like you yesterday, but they we're too pathetic. I work at a family-run grocery store and If you were an adult, my dad would have hung you upside-down in the back room like he did when he owned his store in Detroit. You are the cause of the degeneration of American society.

[This message has been edited by Billy Idol (edited 08-13-2003).]

quote:Originally posted by Billy Idol:

I hope you have really good reason for doing this, but by the looks of it you probably don't. Why are you messing with the store ? All the owners are trying to do is make a living. If you think that you are some kind of anarchist, you're not. You're what society calls a delinquent. If you have a political message(which you obviously don't) you have to direct the harrassment towards federal agencies or institutions. What you are doing is making the lives of the store owners and employees harder. Fuck you. I almost beat the shit out of two punks like you yesterday, but they we're too pathetic. I work at a family-run grocery store and If you were an adult, my dad would have hung you upside-down in the back room like he did when he owned his store in Detroit. You are the cause of the degeneration of American society.

[This message has been edited by Billy Idol (edited 08-13-2003).]

No one cares cart boy, go cry to your daddy, and his grocery store. I think it is as funny as hell, and i'm going to try it.

Billy Idol, I'm pretty sure family-owned grocery stores were never mentioned. I agree that it's a very shitty thing to steal from individuals and/or small businesses (unless they deserve it) but not all grocery stores are "family owned."

Wow, i just gotta get in on this

First off, I work at WalMart...that says alot right there. I've seen every possible thing that could "piss off your local grocery store". Here’s a few tips:

-Bring a needle with you, and go to the section with the vacuum packed blocks of coffee. One little unnoticeable hole in each bag will force us to throw out that bag...go ahead wreck every one of them.

-A black marker can do wonders. Go and put a black slash through all the UPCs(barcodes) you can find. Make sure it is diagonal so that it is impossible for the scanner to read.

-Steal a pack of gum, and stick the while thing in your mouth. Chew it up for awhile, and stick it on/between/in/through any product you want. (The more expensive the better. produce is fun too)

-Speaking of produce, feel free to grab any piece of produce, and take a few bites of it before sticking it in a place on a shelf where it wont be found for at least a couple of months

-It’s also quite funny when someone takes ice cream out of the freezer, and sticks it where it won’t be seen for a few days.

I, personally, never do any of these things, and i don’t get pissed off by them, i just chuck it at the guy in the next isle and we laugh about it for awhile. Hell, it doesn’t cost me anything, it just costs the store.

Also, Billy Idol, don’t be such a downer, man. The "cause of the degeneration of American society" is not the idiots who do this kinda stuff, it's WalMart! With their "discount prices" they always end up running all the 'mom and pop' stores out of business that’s your degeneration right there.

quote:Originally posted by GankeR 7:

Also, Billy Idol, don’t be such a downer, man. The "cause of the degeneration of American society" is not the idiots who do this kinda stuff, it's WalMart! With their "discount prices" they always end up running all the 'mom and pop' stores out of business that’s your degeneration right there.

Straight up, man. They also treat their employees like shite. Fight the power and so on.

Best newbie EVAR.

is there any other ppl here that work in stores, if so, write some tips down on what works on stealing stuff

quote:Originally posted by Kakkaraun:

They also treat their employees like shite

actually it's not that bad for me...i work the night shift...ya know the shift where no one gives a shite :p

also...thanks for the newbie praise...i'm an educated newbie :D

[This message has been edited by GankeR 7 (edited 08-14-2003).]

BillyIdol, this section of the forums is entitled "Bad Ideas" so shut the fuck up, nobody cares about a Family Grocery Store that you fucking own. You want a fucking medal of honor for saying all that shit, when this FUCKING SECTION IS CALLED "BAD IDEAS"

NEXT TIME, DON'T FUCKING FLAME ON PEOPLE WHO POST SHIT IN "BAD IDEAS" and you know what? I think I'll come down to your "family run store" and see what your dad can do to me. I'd like to see him try to hang me upside down when I bust a cap in his ass, you fucking queer.

quote:Originally posted by heLix:

BillyIdol, this section of the forums is entitled "Bad Ideas" so shut the fuck up

hahaha...you said it bro. Why are people like that even on totse?

We will never know...what a looser

quote:Originally posted by heLix:

I bust a cap in his ass, you fucking queer.

Yeah, /that/ really strengthens your point .

Or just restock stuff-thats always a laugh and a half

I always have fun messing up the display merchandise at stores in general. Push a button here or there.

If you have a reno-depot or "the building box" store near you its the easiest place to steal from, i work at reno in brossard, they have the shittyest security ever and its the same everywhere, the cameras are unmanned most of the time, and you can walk out the entrance with stuff easily.

Hey cool thread.

first of all stores hate people just hangin around espcially if u have bad dress sense

u know like pacing and pacing round the store aimlessly picking stuff up mumbling and then putting it back down. better still

pick up the chips and soda's and start drinking the shit B4 u pay , rumage through the stock display's messing up the neat little rows the shopkeeper spent time doing

oh yeah and drop things (make it look like and accident)but drop a load of shit, and then say the famous " can i get another one?" ask the shopkeeper real dum shit questions that he would probably never know

the answer too ,

"yeah so how much starch is in this product,

you know i can't have too much starch in my diet" whilst stuufing your face with a do nut you just picked up of the shelf ,

oh yeah and eat like a pig too spill shit and make sure only 3/4 of the food actually

goe's into your mouth , the owner will probably think you are someone on day release from a mental ward ,and maybe start asking u question's ,just ignore that shit

and keep asking him your dum shit question

"yeah so how many calories could i expect from this burrito , if i was gonna buy it?"

oh yeah they will always say " u must pay b4 u eat " in which case

show him the money , just wave a few dollars in his face that will piss him off

and then just keep walking around ,touchin stuff ,mumbling ,asking those dumshit questions , and eating and drinking in store generally making a mess but staying well within your rights.

b4 long the shop keeper will be itchin 4 a bicthin.

just don't crack up and start laughin or he'll know u just taking him for a ride

instead keep him thinking you are a day realease wacko and he'll shut the fuck up while u trash the store.

oh yeah get a micraphone on you and a buddy to tape u from outside ,this could make some excellent home video shinanagans

well i hope this plan brings u much joy

and remember this is a bad idea

but well worth the fun factor

I rip open the big bags of sugar that they have on the shelves. Dumpin' a bag of marbles out in an aisle is fun too...

[This message has been edited by Addiction4Affliction (edited 08-15-2003).]

whats really fucking hilarious is when you take some of the yogurt and poke small holes in it, and spill it all over teh floor so nobody can walk there. i've never personally tried that, but it sounds like fun

fire_jade i hope you don't steal stuff from your store. You see when people steal stuff from a company. They lose money and their stock goes down. Which is bad. So then the company either has to fire employees or lower their paycheck. And if you do steal stuff you may be the first to go. So if you do steal from your store that is truly a "BAD IDEA."

back when i was in 6th grade me and a friend went to the super market and took some balls from the toy section then we'd go look to see if somebody was in a isle and if there was then we'd go to the next one and throw the balls over the isle at them. once we knocked over a few bottles of wine, once we heard the glass we got the fuck outa there.

something that i always do when im shopping is i get a cup of coffee or a drink, drink it while im shopping then throw out the cup or bottle and never pay for it, ive never gotten caught and i do it every time.

quote:Originally posted by RandomHero:

fire_jade i hope you don't steal stuff from your store. You see when people steal stuff from a company. They lose money and their stock goes down. Which is bad. So then the company either has to fire employees or lower their paycheck. And if you do steal stuff you may be the first to go. So if you do steal from your store that is truly a "BAD IDEA."

Damn, you're stupid.

This could apply very well in Home Depots where they supply 'official' blank orange store signs for discount items.

These signs are always stocked in a kiosk in the front/checkout and are easy to grab on the way out. (Large four-sided shelving unit)

Associates/vendors print in marker and post these signs throughout the store so you could easily print a little 'special' of your own along with graphics in your writing style.

Plastic pricing sleeves and tags which dangle from ceiling fans are kept here also.

have fun!

quote:Originally posted by RandomHero:

"And if you do steal stuff you may be the first to go. So if you do steal from your store that is truly a "BAD IDEA."

Randomhero clearly enjoys stating the obvious.

Shopping for others...I've never tried it myself, but it sounds fun. Anyone tried it?