What do you think of this hypothetical plan?

You walk in the gay quarter of this city, and if a middle aged gay man approaches you, you say you're bi and start talking to him with interest. Go have a beer and then he invites you to his place. Come in like you're lovers and as soon as he closes the door, hit him from behind and knock him down and tie him up. Then make him tell all about his bank accounts. Live him tied up and go to make the transfer of the money. If this is in a hotel, then perhaps this is not possible, and you can only cash his creditcards, which is 2cashings, as before midnight and after. And next morning the maid will find him and untie him. But if in his own apartment you can keep him there and do anything with his money, just dont forget to feed him, and get him real drunk after you're done, so if he goes to the police they'll think he just made this deal with his friends to steal money from a bank...

p.s. another good idea is to actually have your friend tie you up like he's a mugger and do the same thing... Then you call the bank, and even if they dont believe you, they'll still have to give back your money

The thing that you carry with you is a schoolbag, lol the gays like schoolboys. And you must have a rope in your schoolbag, but no weapons. For example if you have handcuffs or a shocker, it might all be used against you. And you do it in the canadian winter so you're wearing gloves and a hat the whole time. It does help if you have a partner following you and after you're done tieing up the gay, the partner comes in to shock him or whatever or if no need to shock him, you just sit while the partner goes to the bank... But if you're alone you just gotta tie him up and leave him.

The most interesting part of the question is the police? What police problems might you encounter?

You're very stupid. You wanna know why? Nowadays, any attack on a minority is considered a hate crime. Gays are (gasp) a minority. You could very well end up learning a lot more about homosexuality if you carry this out, though...there's this thing called prison.

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Stupid is you and i dont want the stupid to reply. I know that whether minority or not, you go to prison for pretty much your whole life(enough to kill your soul). I want to know how the cops could get to you? Since the gay man doesnt know your name and you just meet on the street/bar.

well first, don't go to some 50 year old gay guy, go to a nice restaurant and pretend you're gay. you go to a fancy place, that's when u know people have money. find someone that's gay (fat chance :P) and take him home, then when he opens the door, hit him in the chin as hard as you fucking can. who cares if anyone's home? threaten them with that dudes life so they hang up, then knock that person out too. tie them up and wake them up with the traditional cold-water-to-the-face method, and then ask for all their money. make sure they are NOT face to face that way if they don't comply, offer to cut one's throat. (the reason you dont want them side-by-side, but back-to-back, is beceause the other person will have horrific images of what body part was sliced off when the screams begin, and they will tell u everything) then, a good idea is to get them intoxicated to the point where they wont remember who the fuck you were. and for gods sake, dont be dumb and not wear a disguise. i would at least wear color contacts, use a fake voice, and tempo-dye my hair some gay color

quote:Originally posted by sharik_02:

I want to know how the cops could get to you?

He saw your face.

You probably left fingerprints somewhere.

Shoeprints.

There are so many ways you could get caught trying this...

What is going to be really funny is when you fail to knock the guy out and he gets up and beats your ass in. I'm not exactly sure what would be more embarrassing...being credited with the original post here, or getting beat up by a fag....

Too close to call, kimosabe.

people recognize your face in general more than your eye color, hair, whatever.