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Old 2003-08-12, 13:14
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Default How to destroy humankind?

I want to destroy humankind (some girl I really like doesnt like me and sleeps with bitches, whoms name she doesnt even know, right under my eyes... need I more reason). How do I do this in the best way possible. It doesnt need to be with pain or anything I just want to destroy the whole of mankind in the most cost effective way. Thank you for your assistance in helping me.
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Old 2003-08-12, 13:31
Fluke724 Fluke724 is offline
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Default Re: How to destroy humankind?

Uh, I wish you luck, Please kill me first for practice.

-Fluke
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Old 2003-08-12, 13:59
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AIM/YIM: Kakkaraun
Default Re: How to destroy humankind?

Do it systematically. Go to some town, start at the first house on 1st street and 1st avenue, kill everyone there, then move on to the next house/business. Continue until everyone in that town is dead. Make sure to recharge on gas, ammo, et cetera. It'll all be free, of course.

Now, kill everyone on the outskirts of town, out in the boondocks, et cetera. This should be fun, because you'll have a lot more time to play with them, if you're into that.

Anyway, continue doing this systematically through every town in your country, then move on to the next nearest country, and continue.

Pretty soon, all of humanity will be dead. And you'll have gotten one hell of a workout.
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Old 2003-08-12, 14:21
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Default Re: How to destroy humankind?

Poke bush in the arse with your dick and say the russians did it...nuclear war
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Old 2003-08-12, 23:00
grvdigr69 grvdigr69 is offline
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Default Re: How to destroy humankind?

Has anyone seen The Core? Well there is an industructible ship made out of a metal they called onoptanium (I know it is fake but if it was real I would use that). I would make one exactly like that except mine would be able to fly! I would equip it with tens of thousands of biological weapons and H-bombs, and it would have hoses that firemen use to spray the bacteria that contains ebola, small pox, and anthrax!!! It would be fairly easy to destroy mankind with such a machine, but if that failed I would get my army of one billion TXs (from Terminator 3) to take control of all the machines in the world!!!!
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Old 2003-08-13, 04:21
Crystal Blue Crystal Blue is offline
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Default Re: How to destroy humankind?

start a virus outbreak in someplace with a lot of people.It would probably kill the city...then the state...then the country. and so on
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Old 2003-08-13, 04:27
heLix heLix is offline
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Default Re: How to destroy humankind?

use www.realultimatepower.net (http://www.realultimatepower.net) as a motivator. pulla a ninja, dude... go around with a sword screaming random chinese talk and cut everyone's heads off. when the authorites get there, pull out ur ninja stars and scream some more chinese bullshit and like... yeah, i've gone too far.
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Old 2003-08-13, 04:29
robic robic is offline
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Default Re: How to destroy humankind?

use atomic bombs to create tidal waves.

[This message has been edited by robic (edited 08-13-2003).]
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Old 2003-08-13, 04:29
Raitano Raitano is offline
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Yeah, I could have helped you, had you not required it to be cost-effective.
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Old 2003-08-13, 06:55
heLix heLix is offline
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Default Re: How to destroy humankind?

oh i got a better idea. ask saddam for some biochemical warfare kthx (this post is probably gonna be deleted or editted by some admin)

or you COULD just mix random chemicals and see what happens. ill see you in hell, if you die
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Old 2003-08-13, 16:19
Viper229 Viper229 is offline
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Default Re: How to destroy humankind?

If you blow up like 10 city blocks, or use chemical weapon and take out like 12 thousand lives. They find out you did it, Then shoot yourself, when they find you, you will have a passport form russia in your pocket. We nuke russia, russia nukes us and our allies. We nuke russias allies. Good bye world.
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Old 2003-08-13, 16:37
Lil_Crazy Lil_Crazy is offline
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Default Re: How to destroy humankind?

gud luck

-Crazy
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Old 2003-08-14, 01:03
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AIM/YIM: Kakkaraun
Default Re: How to destroy humankind?

quote:Originally posted by Viper229:

If you blow up like 10 city blocks, or use chemical weapon and take out like 12 thousand lives. They find out you did it, Then shoot yourself, when they find you, you will have a passport form russia in your pocket. We nuke russia, russia nukes us and our allies. We nuke russias allies. Good bye world.

Even better, run for president of some superpower, and when you win start supplying some island with nuclear weapons...
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Old 2003-08-14, 02:33
zonetwlite zonetwlite is offline
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Default Re: How to destroy humankind?

What the fuck is wrong with you.Just smoke that bitch that pissed you off and leave everyone else alone lest you get smoked ya damn self punk.
 
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