Subliminal messages, military, german style, microsoft style? I got nothing right now, maybe somebody else has one they've been thinking over.

i would buy a island and build up a army.. but it might take a while so i would take over small countries and force the mebers of the countries to joj my army and eventually take over the world

What if you were to buy one of those old missle silos and construct an icbm, take your small island army and defend it until you can launch. These bunkers were built to withstand nuclear attack!

Those bunkers won't withstand a nuclear blast. They thought that if you sat under your desk during school, it would save you from a nuclear blast.

quote:Originally posted by Majestic:

Subliminal messages, military, german style, microsoft style? I got nothing right now, maybe somebody else has one they've been thinking over.

Try psychological warfare.

Or make everyone think you are their friend, but influence all their decisions. If you use brute force, you might succeed, but there will be too many uprisings and petty revolts.

Control their minds, and they shall worship you.

*grins evilly*

I shall be your mortal enemy. I will not stop untill you are stoped.(every Villan needs a hero to be up his ass)

First I build an army, not a bunch of hard know punks, but intelligent strong people, train them, and take over a small village at first. Then after that has been accomplished. I start to take over other locations all around the map.

Of course a large amount of people and explosives would come into play. But it would have to be immensely organized.

The Mafia own so much, because they are organized. Maybe if they got back on their feet like they were a long time ago, they’d probably have most of the world. This is because of technology today and their masses.

Disney style, all the way, baby.

quote:Originally posted by Kakkaraun:

Disney style, all the way, baby.

Those damn expensive rides

Thats easy......become president of United States, then use the largest and most powerful military in the world to claim the countrys, one by one......

Simple, fool people into thinking that the world is run by a bunch of paper pushing morons and insane tyrants.

IF you want a Idea on how to take over the world, Bill Gates is already far far ahead of you with his Windows army

I would work to aquire a position of respect or power, then I would convince the people that they have to be protected from terrorists and that there must be law and order safeguards against anarchy.

I would exercise my control of the puppet media to randomly issue "terror alerts" to keep the people in a constant state of fear.

Every so often, I would allow individuals or groups to inflict death and destruction on civilian targets, as I'd know that while such things could not damage my nation, they would instill in the people an attitude allowing greater denial of basic rights, such as privacy and the right to speak ones mind.

I would then begin to remove these rights, beginning with right to free speech and assembly, right to own weapons, and so on, while using my military to attack various nations around the world in the name of anti-terrorism.Anyone who spoke against my actions would be branded an enemy of the State, unpatriotic and and only slightly less than a terrorist.

Using these methods, I would gradually remove my enemies, ie, anyone who opposed me, from any chance of countermanding me.Then I would begin outright executions of enemies of the people, for such crimes as "terrorist activites" and "insurrectionist activities". The people would not challenge this, since they would have no method of voicing their discontent, and besides, they would have no weapons to resist me anyway.Once I had a suitable police-state, I would then begin using my superior military to conquer the weaker nations of the world.

First, I'd need a team of geneticists, a tactical nuclear weapon, and an underground volcano lair. My basement isn't a volcano, but it is stocked with a computer and some booze and plenty of cigarettes, so it'll probably do.

First, I'd clone the president, using blood retrieved from the stains at his old frat house (coke does bad things to your nose). Then, once the president is cloned, I use my team of Cybernetic Sword-Wielding Jesus Clones From The Future to kidnap the actual president and replace him with the double. The double will go about as normal, so nobody is the wiser.

Once this is complete, my CSWJCFTF's will plant the tactical nuclear weapon in downtown New York, then set it off from a safe distance, 'cuz Jesus Clones are pretty expensive. This will cause unprecedented horror and panic, and the American people will swallow whatever tripe my pet clone tells them. Thanks the the series of executive orders issued during the Reagan Era, in this direst of emergencies, the clone can suspend the constitution, censor all media, and nationalize industry for use by the State. Once this is accomplished, it's a simple matter of converting peaceful factories into weapons production and smashing the rest of the world with sheer brute force.

Once the world is conquered, I'll leave the day-to-day affairs of the empire for my clone to worry about, and retire to the much more rewarding task of managing my harem.

quote:Originally posted by XxXTruePowerXxX:

Thats easy......become president of United States, then use the largest and most powerful military in the world to claim the countrys, one by one......

Hmmm XxXTruePowerXxX are you one of Bush's advisors by any chance....

I DO NOT CONDONE TERRORISM....

However to take over the world you need to first remove the infrastructure of power. So you must eliminate (blow up, assasinate etc):

1) Eliminate the world trade center or in this case its succesor.

2) Eliminate the Whitehouse, preferably with President, Vice President, Head Of Defence etc inside.

3) Destroy both the FBI and the CIA's HQ's.

These need to be done within 90 minutes of each other. Then launch an attack on the Pentagon, once secured, proceed to the basement chambers where the controls are for the US's Nuclear weapons. Obviously you have a high class hacker with you who can break the system and point the weapons towards the US's largest citie's. If anyone tries to kill you now they'll wipe out a large portion of the USA.

Congratulations you have the US in your hands, the rest of the world should be easy. Use a zero tolerence policy and they'll learn not to fuck with you.

OR You could just smoke a bone and dream about it??

DISCLAIMER: If anyone reading this actually does it and is succesful, give me the uk. If you die in your efforts I burn my apartment and deny ALL knowledge.

Be Good....

Has anyone seen The Core? Well there is an industructible ship made out of a metal they called onoptanium (I know it is fake but if it was real I would use that). I would make one exactly like that except mine would be able to fly! I would equip it with tens of thousands of biological weapons and H-bombs, and it would have hoses that firemen use to spray the bacteria that contains ebola, small pox, and anthrax!!! It would be fairly easy to take over the world with such a machine, but if that failed I would get my army of one billion TXs (from Terminator 3) to take control of all the machines in the world!!!!

With a crack squad of elite commandos, you could probably seize the nuclear "football", as long as you weren't detected until the attack was underway. There can't be so much security constantly surrounding it that it could at no point be taken by a professional, strong military class attack.

Of course, this sort of thing would probably be picked up in the planning phases, since this is the only practical prevention means, and apparently the current terrorist strategy. Gone are the days of anonymous counter-terror forces taking down the T's. The terrorists are far to cowardly now, and have refined their techniques to mere suicide and murder, rather than more honorable combat and tactics to distribute their message. But I digress...