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 #1 
Old 2003-08-11, 06:00
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Ok Ok...I captured a possume in a trap.

any suggestions? hehhehheh

(please dont say rape it or something retarded like that)
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Old 2003-08-11, 08:23
VictorThree VictorThree is offline
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RAPE IT RAPE IT RAPE IT!!!!!

haha.

Let the damn critter go, be nice for once. He never did anything to hurt you.
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Old 2003-08-11, 08:38
Majestic Majestic is offline
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People that hurt animals suck, and among other things they usually move on to hurting people, and generally being real assholes. So let it go, its bad karma anyway. You'll probably get sick by it scratching you or get mauled by a bear when you're walking in the woods. Suprisingly enough, people usually get whats coming to them.
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Old 2003-08-11, 08:38
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quote:Originally posted by VictorThree:

Let the damn critter go, be nice for once. He never did anything to hurt you.

I concur. Let him go.
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Old 2003-08-11, 09:49
ClydeR ClydeR is offline
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quote:Originally posted by slasher_13:

Ok Ok...I captured a possume in a trap.

any suggestions? hehhehheh



They are marsupials related to the Kangaroo and Koala and they have been in the Americas for 70 million years or so. They were around when the Dinosaurs roamed.

They make very good pets, they are very adorable when they are young and can become quite a friendly house pet.

They don't bite hard, if they do bite, which is rare. They hiss like a cat and open their mouths to try to intimidate a predator but they are very timid and would prefer to play dead than fight.

I helped rescue 3 baby ones last year for a librarian and she kept them for pets and then gave them to someone who had kids and they kept them until they got bigger and then released them. I kept one of them for a few days, they are very cute and remarkable animals. You can find a number of sites on the web about Opossums and how to take care of them as pets- photos too.

A couple of Opossums even have their own websites.

If your detainee is an adult, it might not become domesticated so easily as a young one. They need to feel safe and have a place to hide- If you are nice they will learn not to be afraid of you.

I would suggest that you keep it for a little while if you would like to keep it as a pet and learn about it, but then release it into a good place where it can survive well out in the wild, early enough so it can become situated before winter.

Presidents Bengamin Harrison and Herbert Hoover had Opossums as pets, I think while in the White House.

I have seen lots of good opossum sites on the web and there are very very many so I couldn't find the ones I liked the best- which are sites of people who have them as pets, but here are a few common sites

basic info: http://www.nhptv.org/natureworks/opossum.htm

http://www.opossums-opossums.com/opossums-opossums-links.htm

http://www.lfwildlife.org/possum_page.shtml

http://www.geocities.com/crawdadcreekrehab/OrphanedPossum.html
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Old 2003-08-11, 18:15
ObakeYatsu ObakeYatsu is offline
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Keep it as a pet, get it a leash and take it for walks
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Old 2003-08-12, 04:34
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Ok, i'll let it go then. I'll be nice for once.
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Old 2003-08-12, 04:36
Majestic Majestic is offline
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good for you, possums are cool, lol
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Old 2003-08-12, 05:46
Tangaroa Tangaroa is offline
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If you live in NZ then kill the motherfucking thing.

Possums are nasty pests in NZ that kill the wildlife, strip the leaves off trees and breed like mad.
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Old 2003-08-12, 07:31
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AIM/YIM: Kakkaraun
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No, if you live in NZ, keep him for a pet.
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Old 2003-08-12, 07:37
NPerez NPerez is offline
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i wanna make a trap howd u do it

If i were u i would torture it by pouring ketchup and mayonnaise all over it.. then i'd break all its teeth with a brick.. hahaaha
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Old 2003-08-12, 19:13
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quote:Originally posted by NPerez:

i wanna make a trap howd u do it

If i were u i would torture it by pouring ketchup and mayonnaise all over it.. then i'd break all its teeth with a brick.. hahaaha

Its a little too complicated to type, just get a survival book and read up......and how would katchup and mayonnaise be torture?
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Old 2003-08-12, 19:17
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AIM/YIM: Kakkaraun
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Maybe animals hate it when morons pour stuff on them?
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Old 2003-08-12, 19:27
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quote:Originally posted by Kakkaraun:

Maybe animals hate it when morons pour stuff on them?

Indeed.

Oh by the way, I sent you another IM on rorta.
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Old 2003-08-12, 19:56
Lil_Crazy Lil_Crazy is offline
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Dont fuckin hurt an animal ppl that hurt animals are pretty sick what the fuck did it do to u???
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Old 2003-08-13, 05:28
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quote:Originally posted by Tokolosh:

Indeed.

Oh by the way, I sent you another IM on rorta.

I know, but I had to go. For a ho. Uh-oh.
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Old 2003-08-13, 06:52
heLix heLix is offline
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leave the bitch alone. if its in NZ, take it to some assholes house and unleash it there. sit back and laugh.

otherwise, let the thing go. it didnt do anything to harm you, now did it? if i were to set a trap up for you and i caught you, would i let you go? yes, i would, as long as you didnt annoy me later on
 
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