How to Rob a Bank

-By Tokolosh

Introduction

OK, some of us are far too young to rob us a bank, but, you could use this guide for future references, as in reading it and displaying it.

In this text file, it will not only tell you how to rob the bank, it will give you advice on how to test your self, to see if you can actually pull it off. Some of the test methods are optional. So its up to you to do your own thing my friend.

To my knowledge, bank robbers didn’t need a guide, they just went out and did it. If you don’t think you need a guide, check this one for any things you missed.

This guide hasn’t done every single detail! YOU have to use common sense, and general knowledge to add to it as well. This is why you must be intelligent.

Equipment For Robbing the Bank

Gun-

This undoubtedly the most important piece of equipment you could have. It is used for threatening, thus speeding up the process. A knife just isn’t going to cut it my friend, you defiantly need a gun. A knife might work in a store hold up, but not in a bank robbery. I suggest a handgun or a shotgun, and this is definite!

The citizens of America have a much better chance of getting a gun than people who live in place like Briton, as the gun laws are far more stricter. If you do happen to live in England or anywhere else the gun laws aren't quite the same as the ones in America, don’t threat. Although it is harder to obtain one, just look, look and look. Eventually you will find one.

The ways you could obtain one;

A friend with easy access to firearms. Such as military and so forth.

An blank firing one (If you are really positive you’re not going to be shooting it about)

A licensed shotgun , but then made into a sawn off shot gun for easier use and for discreetness. But, if you do use this method of getting a firearm, you must either do the following;

Rob a bank located very far away from your location as they will check all personals with a shotgun in your area, then you will be questioned.

Or, use a fake Identification. This is far more risky, as your showing a fake identification to a cop!

And the last and most least method of getting a firearm is a homemade one. Now I am warning you! Homemade guns are not so trustworthy and can be very dangerous. This isn’t the most recommended idea of getting an firearm, but if you have no choice, look on the internet for various guides.



Bag-

Might I suggest two BIG bags? You can either use those big sport bags or those big leather bags! With a zip! And Handles!

Two cars-

Yes, that's right, you need two cars. One to get away in, and one parked much further away in an alleyway. So once you’ve lost the cops (hopefully), you can get in the parked car, and drive off smoothly

and calmly. And of course you would of taken you damn masks off.

A good suggestion is a van for the getaway, and a normal car for the one being parked in an alley somewhere where you are gonna pick it up later to make it look like you’re just normal people.

The two cars need to be stolen!

You need to start boosting!:

Hotwiring from car to car differs but the basics are the same. Pull the wiring loom off the back of the ignition barrel. Strip all the wires, there is normally 4-8.

Touch them all together then remove one wire to disengage the starter motor, otherwise it will just crunch like holding the key fully on. What colour the wire is depends on the make/model of the car.

If you don't know the color just try removing wire by wire individually. You will know when you get it right.

Also it may have a factory steering lock. Just use force turning the wheel to break the locking pin. Two people helps if you arn't real strong, they take a bit of force to pop.

Another simple method is to buy an ignition barrel and key from the wrecking yard. Then just break the steering lock, and plug the cars wiring loom on to your ignition barrel and key. Now just start the car as normal.

A knife

Just in case

A hammer

This is for smashing the cameras, and vandalising the video room. If they have one..

Toy guns

Give these to the people inside (hostages) so that when the cops turn up, it looks like they are robbing the place

Wrist cuffs

You know those plastic things what cops use instead of hand cuffs. That little plastic loop that is impossible to get out of.

Clothing

Wait! You need to wear suitable clothing! For the job that is, you need all around black. NO hoodies, NO jeans, NO clothes that easy to identify, you need the witnesses just to say, “He was just wearing black and a mask!”.

Somewhat optional:

Wear casual clothing underneath your all round black, so when you et in the second car, you can look like an everyday person.

A mask-

Might I suggest a balaclava/Ski mask? Considering they cover practically most of your face.



Shoes

You your gonna wear your trainers, you need to take off all brands, all style logos, like nike sighs, and no trainers that are distinctive.

So really you shouldn’t wear trainers, maybe black boots?

Gloves

Yes, you MUST wear gloves! It covers up finger prints being shown and so on.

Fellow Bank Robbers

You need 5 people. (and you are one of them)

You must have people who you can trust, and people who you KNOW who will actually do the job.

You need 1 for driving, he must be a very good driver! Very good! He is the most important, he will get you to point A, to point B. He must be able to drive a van as well!

The other 3 are with you, they must be very trustworthy and you know who actually can and will do the job.

They must also have guns (no shit!)

They must be dressed all the same, like you.

Make sure you find the right people for this job, my friend...

And most importantly, they must be INTELLIGENT!



testing your-self

If you have a real gun, are you sure you can shoot it? Are you ready to kill someone if it is the only choice? Are you ready to rob a friggin’ bank my friend? This whole section is OPTIONAL.

Killing

Now I’m not saying your going to actually shoot someone, but if you think you are, to test your-self shoot an innocent animal, preferably a cow or two. I know its not the same as a human, but you can’t exactly go out and shoot a human for testing now can you?

Stealing

You about to do this job I take it you have stolen before, yes? If not, I don’t know if you have the right mind and spirit to rob a bank.



Try mugging someone, its not the same effect, but meh, it’s the same exhilaration. Only once! And no cameras about!

PLANNING

This is so, so important! This is why you must have intelligent people in your group!

You must plan the routes in which to get there?

You must have plans in which to get out?

What day are going to rob the Bank?

What time are you going to rob the bank?

You must of planned where the second car is?

You must plan what car/van you are getting?

You must plan how you are getting in the bank?

How you are getting out?

Where are you going once you are out?

How you are going to get the money?

How you are going shout or talk?

What you are going to say and how you are going to say it?

And what bank are you robbing?

Maps

This is to plan your route, all around the town, village. Use miscellaneous objects to show what's where and where is what. Little toy cars, little monopoly little houses to represent the bank and what not.

Knowing your town

Months before you rob the bank, you must know your town like the back of your hand (expression of course), off by heart my friend. Drive around, pretend you’ve just robbed the bank, and go to where your second car is, then pretend you just got in that, then pretend you got to your safe house.

But don’t speed!

Your safe house!

This is the place where you get relieved to be, it can be either a real house or an abandoned place. Getting here will be the easiest thing through out the job. You get here with your second car, the car which just looks like the casual car that everyone uses. But you don’t want to stay in there too long as (it’s rare) that someone could of traced where you went, wouldn’t worry too much though.

What day?

Thursday. This is because a friday is when everyone gets money out to spend, Monday is just stupid. Thursday is the best day

What time?

Between 9 and 11 am.

Speech

You can either pass them a note or shout like a bitch! Or whisper to them.

WHAT BANK?!

Obviously you need a bank. Make sure it isn’t one of those banks that are in the middle of a town, in a high street and what not. Because you have to be damn stupid to do that.

Anyway, you need a bank where it is a nice comfortable place to get in there and get out. A village maybe, not a hustle and bustle town.

And this bank must be FAR away from your town or house, far away! away from your area code! this is because just in case you have a licensed gun! But if you have an illegal gun, you don ’t have to go as far as I said.

Please, I must stress this, you must have a good bank to rob.

Go to the bank and list all its features. Where its cameras are, where the staff are, where everything is!

YOU MUST CHECK EVERYTHING THOROUGHLY!

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THE JOURNEY THERE

Ok, you have everything planned, you and your mates are ready to rob this bitch. Have your guns under your clothing.

PARKED CAR

The get away car is outside, the engine has to be running, facing the right way.

The driver has to be confident...

ENTERING

OK, this is the scary part, because if you enter the wrong way, they could see you are about to do something and press that bitch of a button, calling the cops and bring down a screen and locking all the doors, leaving you trapped. Although there could be nice little hostages

Anyway;

RUN RUN RUN!!

If you have chosen a good bank to just get out of the car and run in, with no people around..do it! Run in and one of you jump over the counter so no one can press that button! And if they do, tell them to put it back down! You obviously have you disguise on when you are running!

Walking in

Depending on what disguise you have, it depends how you walk in. if you just have glasses and a hat, you can just walk in, shut the door and start the show, but if you have a ski mask, have them in your pocket, then put them on when you are in (ALL IN!). Have your head down so that cameras don’t get a clean picture of your face.

IN THE BANK!

OK, Once you are in, make sure one person is shouting out that you are robbing their assess. Two people rounding up the hostages, and putting those plastic loops round their wrists, make sure they are facing down on he ground. 1 person sabotaging the cameras and the video room (if they have one). Once this is done, start robbing. Demand the money, even help out because they are probably are shitting them-self's are slow. Make sure they don’t press that button!

There will be hostages in there if you have chosen the right bank.

FINISHING

Give the hostages the guns, make sure they point them at the door, say if they don’t hold that position, they will set off the bomb they have planted in the bank in advance. Trust me, they will believe you.

GO GO GO!

Get in the car tell him to drive to the second car! FAST! Make sure you take your route! Make someone look out the back to see if the cops are tailing you. Take off your damn disguise!

SECOND CAR

GET IN AND THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK GET DOWN! PEOPLE IN FRONT TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES, REVELLING YOU CASUAL CLOTHES. GET TO THE SAFE HOUSE! AS QUCIK AS YOU CAN, DON’T SPEED TO DRIVE UP ATTETION! JUST GET THERE QUICK BUT DON’T SPEED!

SAFE HOUSE

DON’T RUSH IN! DON’T RUN IN! JUST WALK IN! START COUNTING YOUR MONEY!

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A word on disguises

I did say wear a balaclava/ski mask but you can also just have shades and a cap.

BAD SITUATIONS!

Helicopters being airborne!

You panned totally wrong!

A slight glitch!

THE MORAL OF THIS PART IS BE PREPARED!

TIPS

Remember cameras are about 10 feet off the ground.

If they have double doors, put a stick through the handles, the cops will have to move it, every millisecond is your chance to go go go!

Sabotage a police helicopter so it doesn't become airborne in the “case”, there might not be a chase you know!

The End

REMEMBER! THIS HELPS, IT DOESN’T DO IT FOR YOU! DON’T HAVE THIS “GUIDE” WITH YOU WHEN YOU ARE IN THE BANK!

I LOVE YOU ALL AND GOOD LUCK! AND DON’T FUCK UP!

DISCLAIMER

It is understood that all content displayed here is not to be carried out and done, it is for information, entertainment and educational purposes only. Thank you.

Have a nice day!

This has been wrote by Tokolosh!

[This message has been edited by Tokolosh (edited 08-10-2003).]

Why the fuck are you robbing a bank whilst people are inside?

quote:Originally posted by Tokolosh:

How to Rob a Bank

-By Tokolosh

Introduction

OK, some of us are far too young to rob us a bank, but, you could use this guide for future references, as in reading it and displaying it.

In this text file, it will not only tell you how to rob the bank, it will give you advice on how to test your self, to see if you can actually pull it off. Some of the test methods are optional. So its up to you to do your own thing my friend.



Why dont you stop typing text files on subjects you have never done before you 15 year old ignorant turd

I don't mean to be an asshole, but I read the entire thing and I can tell you didn't think this one out at all. Most of this is just plain common sense. I mean, think about it like this. Say hypothetically, someone on TOTSE was considering robbbing a bank, how could your guide help? In some areas you start to suggest good ideas, but you don't go into enough detail. I would go through the entire article and show you how it needs to be done, but that would result in a guide 3x as large.

quote:Originally posted by XcapuchiX:

Why dont you stop typing text files on subjects you have never done before you 15 year old ignorant turd

At least he is doing something productive than flaming someone. Fucking retard.

The time it takes you to run 20-40 feet to the counter (in disguises) I think someone could reach down a few inches and press a button.

You really shouldn't give a guide on something that you dont know about. Its dangerous for the idiots who might pull it off. A smart idea for entry is to have your 4 friends enter at different times (casually, as though they are customers). Once everyone is in, you start robbing. The only problem is that your faces will be visible, so you need some discreet way to hide from the cameras. That is a lot smarter than running in.

Not many people get away with robbing banks, so i think it would be a better idea to rob smaller places like 7-11 or whatever.

Also, don't shoot anyone! Don't bash or stab or assault anyone because then your crime becomes much more serious and the cops will put more money and resources into catching you.

If you're wearing a balaclava with just the eyes visible then wear some brown make up to make it look like you're a black man. This will make the cops look for someone completely different to you.

As for the getaway, steal some licence plates to put on your stolen car so that if the car has been reported stolen, the police won't identify it as a stolen car before you've even fucking robbed the place. Stormwater drains come in handy when you're trying to escape the cops too.

And please don't shoot any cows for practice.

Why the fuck would you rob a bank, anyway? Alarm, on-site guards, cameras, tons of witnesses, and a SWAT team will be on the scene in a matter of minutes. The whole thing has "clusterfuck" written all over it.

Actually, I'd say the whole thing has "boredom and mild entertainment" written all over it.

The file, you morons, not the crime.

i am a criminal justice major and i have to do a ton of case reviews one was of a bank robbery. what about? it was pretty much a perfect crime.

what they did was find a bank that the sewer tunnels ran close too. they went into the sewer that was behind a building walked through till they got near the bank. they dug a hole thew the sewer wall torwards the bank. taking buckets of dirt back to where they enter'd putting the buckets in a van that they had. 4 months later they had a tunnel going right under one of the banks offices. they measured it over time before they started digging.

this is where it gets briliant, they drive up to th bank fully clothed with masks,guns, gloves everything.. they enter the bank and close off the door, knowing that the cops would be there soon. they then tie everyone up and te them together so they cant move. they take all the money from the vault, and peoples personl boxes. 2 men stayed in the bank while the others blew a hole in the floor leading to te tunnel they had dug. they got all the money in a truck at the other end. mean while the other 2 people where on the phone with the police asking for a get away vehicle, and a chopper and money, and they had 2 hours to reply or they were going to kill everyone. so 2 hours pass, then 3 the cops finally enter and the robbers are long gone. they had 3 hours to escape. they were home watching it on tv, before the police ever new what happen'd. they got caught because one of the robbers was fighting with another robber months later and wrote a letter telling police that he was in on it, that person folded and rated eveyrone out. perfect plan down the drain, there was no way the police could identify they either, they were fully clothed... great plan wasted

Thats the problem with anything involving multiple people, one person can get immunity to send everyone else to jail. Seems like the only successful robbers worked alone or with only one other, highly trusted spouse type. Even so, the imperfect human factor makes even the best plans fail.

Nah, i don't want to rob a bank, I prefer to scam them.

Don't waste time with any bullshit like shooting animals. Shoot your friends- no, better yet shoot your enemies- no, wait, you shoot your friends enemies and he will shoot your enemies, whatever. Then proceed qwith the plan.

1. Russle up a Cow and hold it hostage.

2. Go in the bank, instruct the tellers to put CLEAN MONEY with no ink loads or tracking devices into the bags (or whatever) OR You will SHOOT the COW.

3. Leave the bank.

4. Don't worry about the Cow, it will find it's way home.

diversions can help, if you are in a small town like mine, smaller nearby towns (20 min. away) dont have cops, so call a bomb threat there or something

Wow! You guys are amazingly outdated when it comes to knowing current banking security. If you want to rob a bank, I suggest working in one for a month or so to see all the security they have. I'll let out a secret since I'm such a nice guy.

First off, in rebuttel to smashing the video room: By the time you got in there and started smashing, the building would be surrounded by trigger happy government employees. Its safer to grab and run.

Second, good luck grabbing the money. You know those bands they put around the bills to keep them neat and orderly? They have explosives on them that go off when you leave the building. They explode with this bright blue crap. It doesn't come off for months. I got some on my hands once, it wasn't fun. Its going to be easy to spot the guys with bright blue crap all over their clothes, hands, and faces.

well, yeah, I just found this to be pretty unfeasible in the first place, so I didn't bother to say everything that was wrong. But, basically, banks know they are targets. They will take pride in making sure nobody gets away (I know I would). At the least they will put dye packs in to your money bag, and at the most they will put in a tracking beacon along with it. Banks have armed guards, and sometimes even these awesome security walls that shoot up nearly instantly from the counter. Naturally you won't know until they use it on you, or if you work there. The doors lock, the police come, the security staff smiles at how fantasically they got you, and you're yet another number in the jail house.

I can’t actually believe the responses I am getting... Who ever replied to this ’text file’ in a negative way, you are stupid. Very stupid. I find it so fucking hard to believe that you took it so seriously...



quote:Why the fuck are you robbing a bank whilst people are inside?

It’s funny people try to stupid.

Mmm, yes, there is going to be no one in the bank, I see what you are saying.

And if you think I am being difficult, its not that, it just your not being descriptive enough. So shut the fuck up.



quote:Originally posted by XcapuchiX:

Why dont you stop typing text files on subjects you have never done before you 15 year old ignorant turd

I find really funny that a dumbass such as your self, says something like this...O wait...Sorry I just put into consideration that you are a dumbass and don’t know what you are talking about.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum7/HTML/005009.html

^^I love intelligence, thanks for your insightful world on getting hard cash Mr. Kewl.

Oh wait, so you have done this: http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum7/HTML/005009.html

...

Pwhahaha! HA! Don’t tell me, you actually got a ber-gillion dollars out of it? HA!



quote:I don't mean to be an asshole, but I read the entire thing and I can tell you didn't think this one out at all. Most of this is just plain common sense. I mean, think about it like this. Say hypothetically, someone on TOTSE was considering robbbing a bank, how could your guide help? In some areas you start to suggest good ideas, but you don't go into enough detail. I would go through the entire article and show you how it needs to be done, but that would result in a guide 3x as large.



Of course I’m not going to go into detail, I fucking said at the beginning;

quote:To my knowledge, bank robbers didn’t need a guide, they just went out and did it. If you don’t think you need a guide, check this one for any things you missed.

This guide hasn’t done every single detail! YOU have to use common sense, and general knowledge to add to it as well. This is why you must be intelligent.

I’m not going to go on about your statement.

quote:The time it takes you to run 20-40 feet to the counter (in disguises) I think someone could reach down a few inches and press a button.

You really shouldn't give a guide on something that you dont know about. Its dangerous for the idiots who might pull it off. A smart idea for entry is to have your 4 friends enter at different times (casually, as though they are customers). Once everyone is in, you start robbing. The only problem is that your faces will be visible, so you need some discreet way to hide from the cameras. That is a lot smarter than running in.

Can’t you use a little imagination and common sense on what I said?

Just read what I’ve said previously.

Christ.

quote:Why the fuck would you rob a bank, anyway? Alarm, on-site guards, cameras, tons of witnesses, and a SWAT team will be on the scene in a matter of minutes. The whole thing has "clusterfuck" written all over it.

Is that why there has been a large amount of successful bank robberies? Mm yes.

quote:Actually, I'd say the whole thing has "boredom and mild entertainment" written all over it.

The file, you morons, not the crime.

Exactly. I think.

quote:i am a criminal justice major and i have to do a ton of case reviews one was of a bank robbery. what about? it was pretty much a perfect crime.

what they did was find a bank that the sewer tunnels ran close too. they went into the sewer that was behind a building walked through till they got near the bank. they dug a hole thew the sewer wall torwards the bank. taking buckets of dirt back to where they enter'd putting the buckets in a van that they had. 4 months later they had a tunnel going right under one of the banks offices. they measured it over time before they started digging.

this is where it gets briliant, they drive up to th bank fully clothed with masks,guns, gloves everything.. they enter the bank and close off the door, knowing that the cops would be there soon. they then tie everyone up and te them together so they cant move. they take all the money from the vault, and peoples personl boxes. 2 men stayed in the bank while the others blew a hole in the floor leading to te tunnel they had dug. they got all the money in a truck at the other end. mean while the other 2 people where on the phone with the police asking for a get away vehicle, and a chopper and money, and they had 2 hours to reply or they were going to kill everyone. so 2 hours pass, then 3 the cops finally enter and the robbers are long gone. they had 3 hours to escape. they were home watching it on tv, before the police ever new what happen'd. they got caught because one of the robbers was fighting with another robber months later and wrote a letter telling police that he was in on it, that person folded and rated eveyrone out. perfect plan down the drain, there was no way the police could identify they either, they were fully clothed... great plan wasted



I find it doubtful that you are a criminal justice major, you can’t spell, you punctuation and grammar is atrocious and you seem just plain stupid.



quote:Don't waste time with any bullshit like shooting animals. Shoot your friends- no, better yet shoot your enemies- no, wait, you shoot your friends enemies and he will shoot your enemies, whatever. Then proceed qwith the plan.

1. Russle up a Cow and hold it hostage.

2. Go in the bank, instruct the tellers to put CLEAN MONEY with no ink loads or tracking devices into the bags (or whatever) OR You will SHOOT the COW.

3. Leave the bank.

4. Don't worry about the Cow, it will find it's way home.

Shut up.

quote:First off, in rebuttel to smashing the video room: By the time you got in there and started smashing, the building would be surrounded by trigger happy government employees. Its safer to grab and run.

I didn’t say you had to do it, its optional and using common sense to do whatever you see fit.

quote:Second, good luck grabbing the money. You know those bands they put around the bills to keep them neat and orderly? They have explosives on them that go off when you leave the building. They explode with this bright blue crap. It doesn't come off for months. I got some on my hands once, it wasn't fun. Its going to be easy to spot the guys with bright blue crap all over their clothes, hands, and faces.

Well I did mention to have spare cloths.

quote:well, yeah, I just found this to be pretty unfeasible in the first place, so I didn't bother to say everything that was wrong. But, basically, banks know they are targets. They will take pride in making sure nobody gets away (I know I would). At the least they will put dye packs in to your money bag, and at the most they will put in a tracking beacon along with it. Banks have armed guards, and sometimes even these awesome security walls that shoot up nearly instantly from the counter. Naturally you won't know until they use it on you, or if you work there. The doors lock, the police come, the security staff smiles at how fantasically they got you, and you're yet another number in the jail house.

Yes, Some!



I can’t believe people just immediately assumed I was going to do this in hard detail, I don’t think so. At least I contributed with Ideas and so forth.

Better than this shit: http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/scams_and_rip_offs/robbank.html

Just use your knowledge and my little text there. Don’t start bitching at me.

quote:Originally posted by Tokolosh:

[quote]Hotwiring from car to car differs but the basics are the same. Pull the wiring loom off the back of the ignition barrel. Strip all the wires, there is normally 4-8.

Touch them all together then remove one wire to disengage the starter motor, otherwise it will just crunch like holding the key fully on. What colour the wire is depends on the make/model of the car.

If you don't know the color just try removing wire by wire individually. You will know when you get it right.

Also it may have a factory steering lock. Just use force turning the wheel to break the locking pin. Two people helps if you arn't real strong, they take a bit of force to pop.

Another simple method is to buy an ignition barrel and key from the wrecking yard. Then just break the steering lock, and plug the cars wiring loom on to your ignition barrel and key. Now just start the car as normal.



That looks like what i posted before.

Wait it is exactly what a posted before to the letter.

Well at least your Copy & Paste is working.

I got an idea... walk to the police station... hit one of the cops in the face and offer your hands to be handcuffed... just save yourself all the time and trouble...

You need to stop bitching about this and learn to take advice. How are you going to improve if you don't learn to receive advice without wailing in frustration?

You claim that this wasn't meant to be taken seriously, yeah right. Looks like you badly wanted to get into TOTSE's text file archives and failed miserably because you just threw some shit together. Even if it was a joke, why did you bother writing this humongous file? Did you want to litter the Bad Ideas section? If it was a joke, why do you bother defending the points you made?

quote:Of course I’m not going to go into detail, I fucking said at the beginning

You said you weren't going into every single detail, but you also said "YOU" have to use common sense. Why bother, you included it all there? I just don't get it, why did you bother writing this? If it was for entertainment, you could have atleast tried to make it funny. Now you just put yourself through stress trying to justify yourself.



quote:I can’t believe people just immediately assumed I was going to do this in hard detail, I don’t think so. At least I contributed with Ideas and so forth.

Didn't you say this wasn't meant to be taken seriously? I thought you agreed with K and his "bored and mild entertainment" diagnosis.

Basically, this guide was a waste of time for you. What do you think you contributed if you didn't take the time to go into detail? Thats like me writing a guide on how to break into a house and only saying shit like.."wear gloves and a disguise...don't break into a house with an alarm...make sure nobody is home...this is how you get into a lock....this is how you get away". Just garbage.

Next time you write a guide take that into consideration. Make it something useful to both professionals and first timers. You really make it look like you were just trying to top the file that was already there.





[This message has been edited by Muramune (edited 08-11-2003).]

Why did you make this so long? It's just a very long description of the stereotypical bank robbery. And the bold face and overall structure of this "txt file" looks vaguely familiar.

And, how long did it take you to write it?

quote:Originally posted by Jihad Joe

If you're wearing a balaclava with just the eyes visible then wear some brown make up to make it look like you're a black man. This will make the cops look for someone completely different to you.

Well arent you just "the little fascist". Did you come up with that idea while driving your daddy's porche around? Or maybe you saw all the other staged crimes in the news blamed on a black person.

-reckless

quote:Originally posted by bangbangbooty:

That looks like what i posted before.

Wait it is exactly what a posted before to the letter.

Well at least your Copy & Paste is working.



Where? I didn't copy and paste what you have previously typed. I don't even know what you are talking about. I got it off another website.

www.rorta.tk (http://www.rorta.tk)

there is 2 ways to do this

1 you get a guy on the inside a security guard or something that way you walk in the bank and shoot him right away (he is wearing kevlar) that will scare the counter people into not pressing the button while giving you time to tie them up open only the counter drawers there is about 200 grand in there total the vault takes 2 long unless you know that no cops will be there for a while

or 2 you het some blackmail on the owner of the bank or steal his vault key and alarm code then go in at night empty out the vault and drive off that way you have time get more money and your not seen because you have time to steal the tapes out of the cameras

Suggestions

Doing this in a small town of course, wouldnt it be wise to have one of your goons sabatoge some of the cop cars, during your heist? And also cut the power to the police station so the radio's wil be useless(probaly have battery's, or generators.)

quote:Originally posted by Armed&Angry:

Why the fuck would you rob a bank, anyway? Alarm, on-site guards, cameras, tons of witnesses, and a SWAT team will be on the scene in a matter of minutes. The whole thing has "clusterfuck" written all over it.

mmm...... your quite the fucking dumbass for all your posts it can take the swat team up to an hour to get to that area, and I know because we had swat team come half a mile from our house and then a mile from our house. Because of a sucide murder, and a fake bomb that some one thought was going to go off.

Blade20's post was most useful. Tokolosh, holding up a bank is stupid unless you have such a brilliant escape plan. Getting in a cop shootout is bad, getting in a cop chase is just as bad. You are dumb to think that you can stop them from hitting an alarm. I mean, what are the chances that they'll be slow enough to allow you to get right next to them.

And, you don't NEED a gun. In fact, that makes it worse if you get caught, because it was armed robbery. Pretending to have a weapon has a punishment, but I don't believe it is severe. I saw this DISNEY, lol, DISNEY movie with a bank robbery. This guy bought some carrots, taped them up, and put a timer on them. Then, he put them in a paper bag and walked in as though he were a customer. HE proceeded to rob the bank. That way works (hypothetically) because if attenedents see you they don't automatically know you are going to rob them because a bag is not a weapon.

Similar approaches are waling up with package (filled with a brick, maybe). You can't just run in armed. Thats stupid

And lastly, you DONT want to commit crimes before you do a felony like bank robbery. You want to stay away from crime the weeks leading up to the hit. You may not know it, but when you mug some lady, and go shoot some cows, cops could catch you and simply arrest you then. Or, they could start keeping an eye on you as a suspect. Thats a truly bad idea.

Interesting; you are too stupid to see your own ignorance. Incidently; in the UK the 'wages' of an armed raider are less than the dole.

It's hard to find this funny. Just please don't bother. You've seen too many films.

quote:Originally posted by Tokolosh:

Where? I didn't copy and paste what you have previously typed. I don't even know what you are talking about.



http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum7/HTML/004457.html

The last post on the page, i wrote it after you asked twice in that thread about you wanting to know how to hotwire a car. Have a look at the thread if you don't know what i'm talking about.

But if you got it from www.rorta.tk (http://www.rorta.tk) then thats ok. The info there came from my thread in the above link anyway.

I just thought it was amusing to see my info Cut & Pasted in to your thread/textfile.



[This message has been edited by bangbangbooty (edited 08-12-2003).]

quote:Originally posted by reckless:

Well arent you just "the little fascist". Did you come up with that idea while driving your daddy's porche around? Or maybe you saw all the other staged crimes in the news blamed on a black person.

First of all, you meant racist, you dumb fuck. Second of all, maybe he thought that, just maybe, it'd be hard to find a white guy when they're lookin' for a black guy. *GASP!*

Seriously, you're dumber than most of the newbies here. The only difference is that they have the good will to post very little, while you seem to make as many as you can. So shut the fuck up and go back to Bombshock.

quote:Why did you make this so long? It's just a very long description of the stereotypical bank robbery. And the bold face and overall structure of this "txt file" looks vaguely familiar.

And, how long did it take you to write it?

If you are implying that I copied it from somewhere, I didn’t. It took me about 45 minutes to do about 3/4 of it, I left it and added to it the next day.

quote:Blade20's post was most useful. Tokolosh, holding up a bank is stupid unless you have such a brilliant escape plan. Getting in a cop shootout is bad, getting in a cop chase is just as bad. You are dumb to think that you can stop them from hitting an alarm. I mean, what are the chances that they'll be slow enough to allow you to get right next to them.

That’s why I stressed that you must choose the right bank. The whole structure of it, the layout, where the staff are placed.

I realize that the staff (most) aren't stupid enough to panic, thus giving the robbers enough time to do whatever, but it has been done before. You just seem to be eyeing my run run run method, the intention of saying that was because I know it can be done, but all in all, its your friggin’ choice do what you see fit. I hope that’s answered all queries of yours.

quote:Interesting; you are too stupid to see your own ignorance. Incidently; in the UK the 'wages' of an armed raider are less than the dole.

It's hard to find this funny. Just please don't bother. You've seen too many films.

There really is no point in repeating previous parts of this thread. There really isn’t.

quote:Originally posted by Muramune:

[B]You need to stop bitching about this and learn to take advice. How are you going to improve if you don't learn to receive advice without wailing in frustration?

Oh I can take advice, but when people conduct it like I’m someone greatly hated and people can’t be bothered to read it and know that I just gave a little help out, then I do get frustrated.



quote:You claim that this wasn't meant to be taken seriously, yeah right. Looks like you badly wanted to get into TOTSE's text file archives and failed miserably because you just threw some shit together. Even if it was a joke, why did you bother writing this humongous file? Did you want to litter the Bad Ideas section? If it was a joke, why do you bother defending the points you made?

Mmm. I don’t think so. Heh, you’re saying I’m getting frustrated? Take a look at yourself, you’re trying to display a large amount of content just to prove me wrong in whatever I say, there are threads out in Bad Ideas that are the most stupidest things I’ve heard.

quote:Didn't you say this wasn't meant to be taken seriously? I thought you agreed with K and his "bored and mild entertainment" diagnosis.

Basically, this guide was a waste of time for you. What do you think you contributed if you didn't take the time to go into detail? Thats like me writing a guide on how to break into a house and only saying shit like.."wear gloves and a disguise...don't break into a house with an alarm...make sure nobody is home...this is how you get into a lock....this is how you get away". Just garbage.

Next time you write a guide take that into consideration. Make it something useful to both professionals and first timers. You really make it look like you were just trying to top the file that was already there.

See what I mean? I have wrote a text file on how to burgle a house, but its not in the region of the text file you just ’read’.

My next up coming text file is from experience and studied other up coming methods of doing how to enter and what not.

I did this whole textfile just to point out things, “how to” ‘s are include in it.

Seeing you are quite an intelligent person, its hard to believe you go into assumption so fast. And not appreciate what I have written.



I’m not going to delete this thread as it does have ideas on how hot wire, obtaining a gun and whatnot. But if yet another person tries to bite me in what has already been established. Then I will delete it because it is getting magerly out of hand.

quote:Originally posted by Tokolosh:

My next up coming text file is from experience and studied other up coming methods of doing how to enter and what not.

Oooh. What's it on?

quote:Originally posted by Kakkaraun:

First of all, you meant racist, you dumb fuck. Second of all, maybe he thought that, just maybe, it'd be hard to find a white guy when they're lookin' for a black guy. *GASP!*

Seriously, you're dumber than most of the newbies here. The only difference is that they have the good will to post very little, while you seem to make as many as you can. So shut the fuck up and go back to Bombshock.

Fascists are racists...and bigots, sexists, tyrants.

For the most part, my statement was reflecting my mood at the moment. His thought patterns seemed to meet that of a Right Wing fascist...(Do a crime. Blame a black man.)

Now, as for your insults toward me, I'm sorry you feel that I'm worst than these people:

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum7/HTML/005090.html

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum7/HTML/005007.html

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum7/HTML/005065.html

Just for my personal benefit, where are all the useless posts I've made? The ones I have made may not have been particularly helpful to a large scale of people, I'm just your average BBS user.

-reckless

quote:Originally posted by reckless: Fascists are racists...and bigots, sexists, tyrants.

That's kind of like saying "Black people are criminals."

Oh, wait, no, it's ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME FUCKING THING.

quote:For the most part, my statement was reflecting my mood at the moment. His thought patterns seemed to meet that of a Right Wing fascist...(Do a crime. Blame a black man.)

No, his thought patterns met that of a criminal. "If you're going to commit a crime, do everything you can to make sure they're looking for someone who isn't you." It's even better, because with this method, no specific person is framed. Nobody's out anything.

quote:

Just for my personal benefit, where are all the useless posts I've made? The ones I have made may not have been particularly helpful to a large scale of people, I'm just your average BBS user.

That's a hard question to answer. An easier question would be "Where are all the non-useless posts reckless has made?"

And the answer would be, there aren't any.

quote:Originally posted by Kakkaraun

Seriously, you're dumber than most of the newbies here. The only difference is that they have the good will to post very little, while you seem to make as many as you can. So shut the fuck up and go back to Bombshock.

quote:Originally posted by Kakkaraun

That's a hard question to answer. An easier question would be "Where are all the non-useless posts reckless has made?"

I said that because you said that I post as much as I can. When you tell me where "all these posts" are, then I can look at them and stop making posts like them. Now, where are they? Or are we looking for useful posts? If we are then yours don't seem to be as helpful either. Just obvious information being restated with the variations of

quote:Go back to Bombshock.

quote:You're a fucktard.

I have seen your good replys but it seems hypocritical for you to say that I have only made as many useless posts as I can. I've only made 120 (or so) posts since June of this year.

I don't quite see why you feel the need to continue to flame me-

quote:Originally posted by Kakkaraun

you dumb fuck

you're dumber than most of the newbies here

So shut the fuck up and go back to Bombshock.



-just because I make less posts than you, but if you feel we need to take this conversation any further, post a new thread in Bitch and Moan because Bad Ideas isn't for flame wars, and this thread is congested enough.

-reckless

I'm not talking about post count, I'm talking about the ratio of valid to invalid posts. In your case, it seems to be 0:133.

I've honestly never seen an insightful, helpful, or in any way useful post made by you. If you could point some out, I'd read them.

quote:Originally posted by Kakkaraun:

I'm not talking about post count, I'm talking about the ratio of valid to invalid posts. In your case, it seems to be 0:133.

I've honestly never seen an insightful, helpful, or in any way useful post made by you. If you could point some out, I'd read them.

I didn't say that I had made any useful posts:

quote:Originally posted by reckless

Just for my personal benefit, where are all the useless posts I've made? The ones I have made may not have been particularly helpful to a large scale of people, I'm just your average BBS user.

Your original statement said that I had made as many useless ones as I could:

quote:Originally posted by Kakkaraun

Seriously, you're dumber than most of the newbies here. The only difference is that they have the good will to post very little, while you seem to make as many as you can.

You still haven't shown them to me. It should be easy as there is such a large quantity of them.

If you consider useless posts asking simple questions and responding to a few questions then why not flame %99 of TOTSE individually?

Again I suggest you take this to Bitch and Moan if you have anything further to say.

-reckless

This is a pretty gud start but add more in deph stuff. but since im only 15 im not goin to be robbin a bank for any matter what so eva.

quote:Originally posted by Tokolosh:

I can’t actually believe the responses I am getting... Who ever replied to this ’text file’ in a negative way, you are stupid. Very stupid. I find it so fucking hard to believe that you took it so seriously...



Yes, Some!



I can’t believe people just immediately assumed I was going to do this in hard detail, I don’t think so. At least I contributed with Ideas and so forth.

Better than this shit: http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/scams_and_rip_offs/robbank.html

Just use your knowledge and my little text there. Don’t start bitching at me.

My statement stands:stop writing about shit your stupid ass knows nothing about...call me a dumbass all you want you dont have shit on me fool

quote:Originally posted by XcapuchiX:

My statement stands:stop writing about shit your stupid ass knows nothing about...call me a dumbass all you want you dont have shit on me fool

You are a rare type of retard aren't you? You have dumbass and kewl mixed into your body. Didn’t you read what I said? Or did you just focus on the word dumbass to help reflect your shit life? if I put a poll on your position, you would get ‘Dumbass’ stamped on your head.

Don’t give me that wigger talk, you’re only embarrassing yourself.

why do you retards have to take a simi good thread and ruin it with flames and constantly bickering and bitching like a bunch of school kids arguing over whose going first

Just STFU jesus retards

quote:Originally posted by Iceberg-Slim:

why do you retards have to take a simi good thread...

Just STFU jesus retards

Some "retards" can use actual words without using abbreviations to suffice.