Lets say you kill someone and your not ready to do the jail time how do you get rid of the body? I would personally use something I call chemical X to melt the skin off the body and break all the bones including the teeth so police don't have s***!

I'd sell it to the local chinese resteraunt.

If you have the guts (...) you can eat the soft tissues and bury the bones somewhere _far_ away (preferably in some forest). Just make sure there won't be any teethmarks on the bones. Destroying the victims teeth is necessary.

It would be a good idea to dip the bones into some kind of a acid before burying (if there's anything left to bury) to make sure there won't be your DNA left on them.

While you're killing him, make sure there aren't any hair, pieces of fingernails or anything pointing at you left at the crime scene.

quote:Originally posted by Jadefox:

Lets say you kill someone and your not ready to do the jail time how do you get rid of the body? I would personally use something I call chemical X to melt the skin off the body and break all the bones including the teeth so police don't have s***! I asume you mean quick lime, leaves a lot of traces behind though. A wood-chipper and a pig farm? Sulphuric dissolves teeth but it's easier to 'plow the fields and scatter'.

Acid baths, nice and traditional. How do you explain why you need 50litres though? It's circumstantial, but I wouldn't put money on you at a Jury trial.

Any blast-furnaces near you? Any chicken farmers who boil there own feed? If you fancy a river remember gaseous expansion.

Aligator farm... Pig farm works too though, as seen in Snatch.

The easiest way is just to get a job at your local garbage incinerator and put the weapon, body, clothes you wore when you did it, and all the witnesses into a garbage bag (or more than one if neccessary) and burn them all. If you cannot get them to an incinerator, then the clothes and weapon can be burned/melted at home. The witnesses... if you don't want to kill them then just cause enough brain damage so they can't remember (and if they could then they would be unable to tell if they wanted to anyway as they would be vegetables) as far as the victim... if you live in africa then any river with piranah will do, if you live by the coast then drive a boat really far out to sea and drop it over-board with lots of weights and enough fresh blood to attract sharks and other fish. Another way is to do it is to pass them off as a relative (uncle, cousin, grandfather, whatever it is just make sure the ages line up) to a small time cremator and have him do a private ceremony thing or something for you and a few hobos who have no idea except that if they stand there, cry, and keep their mothes shut then they make 20 bucks a piece. Just for fun (this is optional) you can put the leftover powder (if its not powdery enough then grind it up some more) into salt shakers at varius restaurants. bon apitite.

now that ^ is an idea...

Why dont you just burn the body and since bones cannot burn in a fire drive to your local calcanoe and throw the bones in. Or just disolve the bones in acid then dump them in the river.

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piranas in africa?what school do you have?

acid bath..........you need acid for cleaning rust(my friend bought 200-300litres for that job)

Wrap the body in a chain link add a few weights then dump it in a lake. The cain link will hold the body to the bottom while letting the local fish eat the flesh away.

Hey Dr.Kamme I'm not talking about quick lime. I won't say but it is cheap, over the counter, you see it everday and on comercials and you might have it in your house most people do.

quote:Originally posted by Jadefox:

Lets say you kill someone and your not ready to do the jail time how do you get rid of the body? I would personally use something I call chemical X to melt the skin off the body and break all the bones including the teeth so police don't have s***!

I would cook it up and feed it to it's family.

Under some circumstances I would just leave it and let someone else dispose of it in whatever manner- it would be exclusively their problem.

Otherwise, if I wanted to take the time, simply burn it and dump the ashes in a river. All of the ashes will only fill up a shoe box about half way.

i think jadefox is talking about CLR

If it was in britain, cut the body into 4-5 pieces stick 'em in black bin bags and dump them in seperate bins a few streets away from each other the night before bin day.

Fill the mouth with hydrochloric acid and duct tape it shut. Cut the stomach open to allow gas to escape. Strip the body and bury it >3 feet underground in a forest. Dump a sack of powdered limestone on top. Replace the dirt and sod.

umm burn?

I would chop it up, and sell it to tesco to be used in there value meats

I'd rape the fuck out of it... as far as getting rid of it... fuck it, keep it around for those alone times.

I Would file the teeth down and pitch the body and the weapons into teh deep ocean.

quote:Originally posted by Oxy-Moron:

If it was in britain, cut the body into 4-5 pieces stick 'em in black bin bags and dump them in seperate bins a few streets away from each other the night before bin day.

This is a good idea, and it can be done in the states, or you could go to a construction site and put it inside the foundation of a house, immersed in concrete. Other than that wrap it in a black garbage bag with heavy chains all around it and dump it out at sea(sopranos style)

i am from vermont, and up here we got alota cow farms and when a cow dies they dump them in a pit of hot acidic cow shit and it eats away the cow flesh and bones, its like a huge pit of hydrochloric acid in the middle of no where, and even if the body dident melt away (and it would) no one can search through a 15 foot pit of acid shit and and theres no boyency in it aither things just sink in it like quick sand people have die from falling in.

Check out what all these killers did (http://darkday.tripod.com/skaz/encyclopedia.html) and learn from their mistakes. Basicly, you should not be killing someone, if you do not have a plan ahead of time about disposal. All murders leave behind evidence, so it helps if you are not a suspect in the first place.

seeing as i live in south florida, i'd dump em in the everglades. chain up the body and let the gators and oscars do the dirty work. yum. 420...

bury them in the desert, or in a corn field. tried and true.

Well im assumeing your killing the victim away from where you live: so the best thing to do would be to just leave the body where it lay, just take extra precautions to eliminate all evidence. Destroy or hide the weapon in a way so no one will ever find it and burn your cloths.

If you kill the person and you must dispose of the body, then the incenirator thing sounds like it would be best but if you can find one, then send it to the bottom of the lake with a pair of concrete sneakers, hehhehheh sleep with the fish!

IMO, it's always better for the corpse to become a missing person than a resident of the morgue. So what you do is kill him away from his home, in a way that there is no blood (i.e. break his neck). Make sure the location is secluded-witnesses are bad. Stick the body in the trunk and take it back to your place (assuming you have property, if not, you're on your own). Lay down a bunch of plastic bags and plastic wrap on the floor of your garage. Set the corpse on said surface. Now, shave the head and all other parts of the body with excessive hair. The reason for doing this is that when you burn the body, most people will recognize the odor of burning hair however, the odor of a burning corpse is more than likely unknown to them. Set this aside in a plastic bag. Pull out the teeth and set these aside with the hair. Chop the body up into six pieces and dump what's left of the corpse into a garbage bag-triple layer it. Now find someplace private that you can have a nice bonfire at-if you have property and a fire pit this will do fine. Start a large fire with the corpse buried underneath all the kindling and wood. Stay and watch it all night until NOTHING is left but ash. Now, dig through the ash and pick up all the leftover bones. BE THOROUGH. Take the bones back to the house in a garbage bag. Now take the teeth and stick them in the blender with a cup and a half of water. Puree until all that is left are tiny little bits of enamel. Flush this, take the blender apart to make sure that there are no little bits of enamel stuck in the blades, walls, etc. Now clean up the garage. BE THOROUGH. There must be no blood whatsoever in the entire garage. You should be able to eat off of it. Now, Burn all the extra bloody bags and rags that you've got left over. Take the bones and stick them in something like a horse trough or a big bucket. Take a hammer to them and smash them into tiny little pieces. Load everything into the back of your car and drive to the nearest large river. Dump all the little bits of bone and the hair into the river, dump the ashes that you've collected from your fires as well. Do not leave them in the bags. Make sure your house is spotless. As long as you dont do anything stupid you should be fine.

I'm sure bleach would fuck up a dead body.

Download the song Dead Body Disposal by Necro it will teach you anything you need to know

Yes all it is bleach I found out bleach can take flesh off something dead and leave bones. Idol if CLR = clorox bleach that's it.

I've used only clorox bleach and it works fast

quote:Originally posted by Jadefox:

Lets say you kill someone and your not ready to do the jail time how do you get rid of the body? I would personally use something I call chemical X to melt the skin off the body and break all the bones including the teeth so police don't have s***!

I'd *** you and make you eat the body.

quote:Originally posted by Pacman:

IMO, it's always better for the corpse to become a missing person than a resident of the morgue. So what you do is kill him away from his home, in a way that there is no blood (i.e. break his neck). Make sure the location is secluded-witnesses are bad. Stick the body in the trunk and take it back to your place (assuming you have property, if not, you're on your own). Lay down a bunch of plastic bags and plastic wrap on the floor of your garage. Set the corpse on said surface. Now, shave the head and all other parts of the body with excessive hair. The reason for doing this is that when you burn the body, most people will recognize the odor of burning hair however, the odor of a burning corpse is more than likely unknown to them. Set this aside in a plastic bag. Pull out the teeth and set these aside with the hair. Chop the body up into six pieces and dump what's left of the corpse into a garbage bag-triple layer it. Now find someplace private that you can have a nice bonfire at-if you have property and a fire pit this will do fine. Start a large fire with the corpse buried underneath all the kindling and wood. Stay and watch it all night until NOTHING is left but ash. Now, dig through the ash and pick up all the leftover bones. BE THOROUGH. Take the bones back to the house in a garbage bag. Now take the teeth and stick them in the blender with a cup and a half of water. Puree until all that is left are tiny little bits of enamel. Flush this, take the blender apart to make sure that there are no little bits of enamel stuck in the blades, walls, etc. Now clean up the garage. BE THOROUGH. There must be no blood whatsoever in the entire garage. You should be able to eat off of it. Now, Burn all the extra bloody bags and rags that you've got left over. Take the bones and stick them in something like a horse trough or a big bucket. Take a hammer to them and smash them into tiny little pieces. Load everything into the back of your car and drive to the nearest large river. Dump all the little bits of bone and the hair into the river, dump the ashes that you've collected from your fires as well. Do not leave them in the bags. Make sure your house is spotless. As long as you dont do anything stupid you should be fine.



I agree that it would be better to have a missing persons case rather than a murder case. It seems that not a lot of fuss is made about missing persons, unless they were White House interns or abducted children.

I would shove it up your dumb ass piece by piece for posting this crap.

Smash the teeth and burn the body, and if you were any smart you would of searched the web and found this http://web.textfiles.com/destruction/hitman.txt before asking any one else.