Today i went to my local K-mart to get some condoms. i hate buying those things so i was just going to steal them.

I went in the store and grabbed the condoms, now usually i just open the box and take them. Although, this time i had a weird feeling. I noticed that there were more cameras than there used to be.

So, I took the box into one of the back aisles with no cameras on it. I opened the bottom of the box and was about to get the condoms out, when i remembered about a post on TOTSE. It was one on how to tell if undercovers were after you by stashing the box and staying in the store for about 10 mins and coming back to see if the box was gone(for evidence).

So i put it in the furniture aisle and went to the electronics aisle to play some games and kill a little time. After i was done i went back to the aisle i stashed the box at. As i was walking by it i noticed a plain clothed guy messing with the box and eyeing me.

After that i knew they knew i was going to steal them. So i decided to leave. I got outside and halfway into the parking lot when someone yelled at me. I turned around and it was a guy (not the same one that picked up the box). He asked me where the condoms were. I told him i didn't have them and showed him that there was nothing in my pockets and i just left the box in an aisle. He kept trying to get me to go back in the store and show him where the box was. I said no a few times and he threatend to call the cops on me. I said go ahead I didn't steal anything. Then I left.

Morale of the story is, watch out for K-Mart. After they came out of bankruptcy they have been boosting security and i guess hiring undercovers.

Be careful shoplifers!

[This message has been edited by smokey joe (edited 08-07-2003).]

Yeah, I also hate when they have all the good stuff (that you are embaressed to buy) right in front of the counter. To steal it you have to grab it, then pretend you forgot something in another aisle. Go to a safe aisle and proceed.

So..how did they know it was you if there weren't cameras? Were you not careful and let a plainclothes walk buy as you were doing it? Or did you miss a mirror or camera

No one of the plain clothes guys walked by me while i had it in my hand on my way to the aisle. i guess he thought it was strange that a kid was walking around the store with a box of condoms.

WHY AREN'T THERE CONDOM DISPENESERS?!?

damn u k-mart

is there an age restriction on buying condoms or something? i havent had problems in the past...

quote:Originally posted by Mr.SlippyFists:

damn u k-mart

is there an age restriction on buying condoms or something? i havent had problems in the past...

As far as I know, there is no age restriction on purchasing condoms.

There isn't, that's why there should be dispensers.

quote:Originally posted by smokey joe:

Today i went to my local K-mart to get some condoms. i hate buying those things so i was just going to steal them.

[This message has been edited by smokey joe (edited 08-07-2003).]

No you didn't. You will never need them.

quote:Originally posted by LCDforMe:

No you didn't. You will never need them.

Didn't what? If you're gonna flame someone, at least do it well enough for them to understand you.

What country are you from? I've always wondered if they had them in Australia.

They have condom dispensers in some high school bathrooms. However, you wont find these unless you are at a really "ghetto" high school.

As for the thing on security of k-mart, thanks for the advice.

Finally, you can buy condoms at any age. If you are embarassed, just fuckin go in there and be a dickhead about it to the clerk for a good laugh and to releive the tension. It is a pretty stupid thing to do, but hey, at least you wont be having unprotected sex. I would seriously hate to see most people here in this forum become fathers.

nice post I learned something..

quote:Originally posted by smokey joe:

i remembered about a post on TOTSE. It was one on how to tell if undercovers were after you by stashing the box and staying in the store for about 10 mins and coming back to see if the box was gone(for evidence).

Glad to see I helped someone

[This message has been edited by Slithzerikai (edited 08-07-2003).]

Well, now if only I had read that advice before I got caught stealing from wal-mart :-/

What the fuck do you need a condom for... after you fuck her... kill her.

-The Wolf

quote:Originally posted by s8en:

Well, now if only I had read that advice before I got caught stealing from wal-mart :-/

That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.

quote:Originally posted by LCDforMe:

No you didn't. You will never need them.

Actually I am sexy.

if your embarrassed just drink a few shots of golden grain/everclear before going in

quote:Originally posted by AxisMundi:

What the fuck do you need a condom for... after you fuck her... kill her.

-The Wolf

nononon, its fuck her, kill her, and fuck her again

quote:Originally posted by smokey joe:

Morale of the story is, watch out for K-Mart. After they came out of bankruptcy they have been boosting security and i guess hiring undercovers.

Yeah, the employees are robbing the stores blind.

At the target near my house only camera is in the shoe aile.And the cameras you can clearly see yourself on a tv.I shoplifted tons of stuff at target.And i got caught once and had to pay 295.