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 #1 
Old 2003-08-07, 02:23
LeggoEggo LeggoEggo is offline
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OK, now there's this molester that lives in the same apartments that I do. How I know he's a molester is that a nosey lady told me this. And he always has about 3, 5 or 6 year olds at his doorstep playing and talking to him. He's an old man. He's also a bootlegger or something.

My cousin (A 14 year old female), who also lives at my apartments, when she walks down to check the mail, he always goes outside to his doorstep and waves at her and her friend. The perv never waves at my Aunt. Just my cousin and her friend.

I really despise rapists and pervs. This man's been in prison. I need to do something to him. Of course without getting caught, and I want this to be anoynamous. There's lots of teens to blame this on. There are fights outside all the time, and I never go outside and talk to those kids, so they'd take the heat for me prob.

I have to live here, I don't want to be caught. I need something easy or incomspicuous to do. I don't want to steal from him, I simply want to teach this fucker a lesson.

Any ideas?

PS There's a teenager (Actually named "Joe Butt")in my apartments that I hate too! I don't NEED to do something to this but I'd like to get him good too! Thanks in advance.
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Old 2003-08-07, 02:29
ub3phr33k99 ub3phr33k99 is offline
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Go around the side of your apartment complex and beige off his line. Rack up some telephone charges from calls to Russia and Europe. If you don't know how to beige box, there is a text somewhere in the phreaking section of totse. I suggest you read it.
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Old 2003-08-07, 02:29
Gray Reaver Gray Reaver is offline
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Get your cousin to get friendly with him. Then when he invites her in, make her take a wepon with her and when he tries somthing, tell her to fuck him up, although he might like that.
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Old 2003-08-07, 05:39
the_boxing_nun the_boxing_nun is offline
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how bout this: report him to the fuckin police!
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Old 2003-08-07, 06:39
Drinking-Buddy Drinking-Buddy is offline
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i like Gray Reaver's idea, like... take some mace or a pipe and then if he touches her, break his fuckin leg and/or mace him... or you could simply put rubber cement or super glue in his door lock and car lock, and put sugar in his gas tank, and....write PERV in paint on his window or something
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Old 2003-08-07, 08:28
great glavin great glavin is offline
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Get to know this man. Make a judgement on how he really is. Be cautious but inquisitive, friendly, but curious. People will often spill their guts to anyone who cares to listen act understanding get inside his head. If he truly hasnt changed from hard time (which you should be able to detect phony from real, be logical and find out the real truth) then make your move. Hell id just crush him by tearing everyone of his remaining ideals piece by piece b4 his eyes. Theres not much he can do in retaliation and you will be the logical victor. However, this would apply if you really gave a damn about those kids, which i doubt you really do....
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Old 2003-08-07, 08:49
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do this, take the word of a nosy neighbour who has noticed what you have, a lonely old man that likes children, and fuck him up. who cares if she is wrong, break his legs, put shit on his doorknob, make his life even more miserable, get through 8th grade, drop out of 10th grade, work at macdonalds for 20 years, then a pizza delivery guy for 20 years, then live old and lonely with little kewl kiddies throwing eggs at you

[This message has been edited by alchemist (edited 08-07-2003).]
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Old 2003-08-07, 11:57
Syko Syko is offline
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Get your cousin friendly with him and some mace if he tries anything, don't fuck him up unless your sure. Get your cousin to take a tape recorder in there to.

Or just tell the police.
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Old 2003-08-07, 18:31
Slithzerikai Slithzerikai is offline
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quote:Originally posted by alchemist:

do this, take the word of a nosy neighbour who has noticed what you have, a lonely old man that likes children, and fuck him up. who cares if she is wrong, break his legs, put shit on his doorknob, make his life even more miserable, get through 8th grade, drop out of 10th grade, work at macdonalds for 20 years, then a pizza delivery guy for 20 years, then live old and lonely with little kewl kiddies throwing eggs at you

Uh oh! Looks like someone just got pwnt!
 #10 
Old 2003-08-07, 20:56
CDG CDG is offline
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Look...you heard this from an old lady who is bored and very nosey. For all you know, it can be just an old man that likes kids. If I were you, I would have the sense and responsibility to find out if this is actually true or not for myself before taking any action. And no, his hanging around kids and waving at them mean nothing. Like I said, it could just be a lonely old man who likes children.
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Old 2003-08-08, 21:59
LeggoEggo LeggoEggo is offline
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Thanks for all the helpful posts. I will definetly check out those ideas.

To those of who say I'm an idiot for believing her and just how he waves, well you (Obviously not you stupid fucks) can most of the time tell how someone looks at someone and figure out if the look is sexually or not! Not shut the fuck up and don't post if your not going to help!
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Old 2003-08-09, 02:25
flickfreak flickfreak is offline
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quote:Originally posted by LeggoEggo:

Thanks for all the helpful posts. I will definetly check out those ideas.

To those of who say I'm an idiot for believing her and just how he waves, well you (Obviously not you stupid fucks) can most of the time tell how someone looks at someone and figure out if the look is sexually or not! Not shut the fuck up and don't post if your not going to help!

GROW THE FUCK UP !!!!!
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Old 2003-08-09, 03:29
LeggoEggo LeggoEggo is offline
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Hmmmm... you made a nice point there! Oh and did you by any chance sign up to post on this specific board?
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Old 2003-08-09, 11:41
CDG CDG is offline
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Look, all I meant was that you should verify this fact yourself before attempting any action. I really meant no offence by my post.

Now assuming what you think of him is true, just pretend you are interested in whatever he wants to do with little girls. Seriously, these guys are very interested in a partner-in-crime most of the time. If he indeed wants to do such a thing, have him do it to your cousin WITH you. He gets close enough, you beat him down as hard as you can within an inch of his life, then call the cops.
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Old 2003-08-09, 12:22
MANwithSHIFTYeyes MANwithSHIFTYeyes is offline
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You need to jump the man make shure he dosent know its you tie him up blondfold him and tatoo SEX OFFENDER on his forehead. Then let him go and run away from the apartments.

Fuck i hate sex offenders.



HIT BONGS NOT KITTENS
 #16 
Old 2003-08-10, 01:27
ZodiaK ZodiaK is offline
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lol how do you know hes not just a poor old man thats nice to children??? after all he hasn't actually done anything except wave and talk...
 
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