OK, here is a way I thought of to get unlimited free basketballs.

You go into a basketball court . You shoot the ball, and if you make it, yell out "change." After this is done, somebody will throw the ball to you. Then simply take it outside and put it in your car. Walk back inside and repeat. After all the basketballs at this court are gone, go to another court. Do this method to obtain free basketballs.

This has to be the single fucking stupidest thing that I have ever read. Don't you think that people will begin to notice, maybe, oh I don't know, when you walk out to your car after every time you make a shot, and you take their basketball. Come on.

i agree that is so retarded and lame who would waste their time actually doing that?

lol thats a really gay plan and even if somehow it did work, wtf would you do with 20+ basketballs?

you can drive?

Gay.

why didn't I think of that?!!!!

You can easily sell the basketball for $4 each.

like Regulator said, that's the stupidest fuckin thing i've heard in a while, people would notice you taking all their basketballs, and plus, at my gym place around here, they have a guy who sits at a desk by the front door to check in/out equipment, how would you get past him?

What if you can't fuckin make a shot?.....you sound dumb enough to not know how to shoot the ball

[This message has been edited by Addiction4Affliction (edited 08-08-2003).]

I can see the headlines now

"West Tennesse man beat to death after stealing 20+ basketballs off of random people."

If you really had a life you would buy your own basketball. It saves you a beating and you can save yourself an embarassment when the police pull you over from the basketball court.

this has got to be the funniest post ever

BTW, before this posts gets closed, let me explain it was a joke. But hey, at least I was joking when I made this thread unlike half the other ones around here twice as stupid.

quote:Originally posted by Pinball Wizard:

BTW, before this posts gets closed, let me explain it was a joke. But hey, at least I was joking when I made this thread unlike half the other ones around here twice as stupid.

It'll be even more of a joke when we ram those basketballs up your ass...

quote:Originally posted by Pinball Wizard:

BTW, before this posts gets closed, let me explain it was a joke. But hey, at least I was joking when I made this thread unlike half the other ones around here twice as stupid.

Bullshit, I say.

quote:BTW, before this posts gets closed, let me explain it was a joke. But hey, at least I was joking when I made this thread unlike half the other ones around here twice as stupid.

you're full of crap.

h/o i just found out a way to get past the guy who check in/out balls- put the bball under you're shirt so he thinks you're pregnant. I'm a genius. Also try doing this in the ghetto see how they like your scam

quote:Originally posted by grandmassa:

BTW, before this posts gets closed, let me explain it was a joke. But hey, at least I was joking when I made this thread unlike half the other ones around here twice as stupid.

you're full of crap.

h/o i just found out a way to get past the guy who check in/out balls- put the bball under you're shirt so he thinks you're pregnant. I'm a genius. Also try doing this in the ghetto see how they like your scam

Also, to become one of them, make sure to use authentic "ghetto-speak," like "swell," "neat-o," and "jeepers!"

You're all idiots. I posted this to make fun of the other posts "smoke salt," "would you rather pee red or black," "how often do you clip your toenails" etc.

And how is this making fun of any of those?

And I'de say the idiot is the one who created this moronic thread, only to later claim it to be a joke after getting flamed. In other words, you.

Actually, the idiots are the people who believed this wasn't a joke.

The idiot is the creator and there is no other possible explanation.

pinball wizard is an IDIOT

quote:Originally posted by Pinball Wizard:

Actually, the idiots are the people who believed this wasn't a joke.

It appears to be Everyone against You. Ain't democracy beautiful?

y don't u just stop trying to save yourself from the fire by lying to us fruit head. we see right through you. you probably called your friends up the monment you thought of this "hey cobra commander i can get free basketballs and i bet you can't cause i'm a genius hahahahha....." u r a firelog and deserve to be flamed

Edit:YEss!!!!! 100 posts next up 1,000 and maybe even 129,378,120,937,173,640,374,138,564

alright!!!

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Bring that shit to my court punk ass idiot.Will shove all them balls up your ass and a few other things too.

acually i think you just thought this up and figured it would work real good, then when everyone started calling you a stupid fucking idiot, you decided to cover you ass by pretending it was all a joke.

but thats just what i think

Actually, if you can't see the humor in the "shoot then yell out change" part, then forget you. You're all anti-social wiggers anyway, I don't need to explain myself to you.

BTW: Make a friend, you punkass 13 year old kidos.

rather be a anti-social wigger, or a punkass 13 year old kid than a 30 year old anti-social pinball wizard .

My balls IN YO MOUTH!!!! <---8 <--DEEZ NUTZ

i'd rather be a punkass thirteen yearold kid then a pinball wizard who is so stupid and has so much time on his hands that he thinks up a scam to get "unlimited free basketballs" *pinball wizard climbs the stairs from his moms basement and goes and cries on her shoulder "mom they don't like my free baskeballs idea" only to be scared away by the sunlight shining through the kitchen window* hahahah u r an idiot

and if you don't believe me go to www.feetman.com (http://www.feetman.com)

[This message has been edited by grandmassa (edited 08-10-2003).]

Who says I'm 30? Do I just seem that smart when I post? Hmmmm... I don't have to argue with yall. This is the Internet- not real life. Heh. All I can say is: at least I have a life.

quote:Originally posted by Pinball Wizard:

Actually, the idiots are the people who believed this wasn't a joke.

DAMMIT TO HELL, you come on totse, make a jack ass post, piss-off/annoy a shitload of people, instigate a flaming, and then call them idiots... i'm proud. 420...

quote: All I can say is: at least I have a life.

you know what that's a great idea i'll go get a life. First i'll buy an alienware supercomputer and use it to post my plans to take over the world. No one will have basketballs because of me. imagine a world with no basketballs people wouldn't make fun of me anymore cuz i'd have their basketballs.

and btw nice math on the safe combination for hotel scams

[This message has been edited by grandmassa (edited 08-10-2003).]

quote:You can easily sell the basketball for $4 each

gee whiz this was your second post in the thread and it doesn't seem to me like you were planning on telling us that it was a joke. could this be because it wasn't a joke? And on a final note if you can't take the heat don't lie like a pussy leave totse and go to a place that would actually try to get the basketballs. let me help you get there quicker- www.rotteneggs.com (http://www.rotteneggs.com)

It was a joke, asshole. I was trying to see how many replies I could get. And look, I'm getting a lot. And BTW: It was nice math on my Hotel scams post. 10 to the 4th power is 100,000 combos, bitch. So please, go run to your massive TI-85, geek.

ahahaha this was tooo funny to read

a serious case of being OWNED

quote:10 to the 4th power is 100,000 combos, bitch. So please, go run to your massive TI-85, geek

that's ten thousand shit head and that wasn't even what they were trying to say you don't understand anything. w/the graphite method you only get 4 numbers and if you have 4 numbers (without repeats) there can only be 24 combos.and go tell ur mom to change her shirt to a white one so you can get horny off of seeing her boobs after you get it wet with tears

[This message has been edited by grandmassa (edited 08-10-2003).]

lets stop the flaming and just leave it at this.

Pinball Wizard is a bastketball-loving, 30 year old, anti-social pinball wizard, who is bad at math and gets horny off his moms tits

quote:Originally posted by devoiced:

lets stop the flaming and just leave it at this.

Pinball Wizard is a bastketball-loving, 30 year old, anti-social pinball wizard, who is bad at math and gets horny off his moms tits

And he's probably not even good at pinball.

Although he may very well be deaf, dumb, and blind...(different song, I know)

Anyway, he got conversationally owned by grandmassa. How sad is /that/?

quote:Originally posted by devoiced:

acually i think you just thought this up and figured it would work real good, then when everyone started calling you a stupid fucking idiot, you decided to cover you ass by pretending it was all a joke.

but thats just what i think



thanks for clearing that up for us

You guys are cool. I bet you're the most popular kid in school. Actually, by seeing some of your pictures posted in the other forum- you're the anti social losers- and fugly too.

it's pretty obvious that this guy was kidding from the start. you guys that flame every other topic for being "immature" are probably just a bunch of self-absorbed, basement dwelling wankers.

quote:You guys are cool. I bet you're the most popular kid in school. Actually, by seeing some of your pictures posted in the other forum- you're the anti social losers- and fugly too.

really cuz i could have sworn that some of the girs said more than one of them were hot unles i'm mistaken i don't thing hot means fugly so i guess ur wrong again which proves another strategy of your stupidity.-

If ur getting rightfully punished for something you said:

pretend like you didn't mean it, instead of saying sorry and admitting you're wrong, throw as many random insults out as you can hoping that you will "outtough" everybody, instead of going off into the woods somewhere and killing yourself.

At least sucktard has a brain.

quote:Originally posted by Pinball Wizard:

You guys are cool. I bet you're the most popular kid in school. Actually, by seeing some of your pictures posted in the other forum- you're the anti social losers- and fugly too.

Being an anti-social loser is a whole hell of a lot better than being a prep who wants to steal basketballs so he can be "|337."

Well, i dunno about you, but im in brooklyn, nyc, and i tried this at marine park *bad idea* , well i have to stay in the hospital for 6 weeks now..

quote:it's pretty obvious that this guy was kidding from the start. you guys that flame every other topic for being "immature" are probably just a bunch of self-absorbed, basement dwelling wankers.

hey guys doesn't it seem a little odd that a brand new member is the only one sticking up for pinball wizard? Maybe...*takes time to think this out* pinball wizard is sucktard!!!! Or maybe not. But if he isn't at least i'll be able to admit that i'm wrong unlike somebody i know *glares through computer screen and at pinpall player* and if sucktard is pinball wizard then...

[quote]originally posted by pinballwizard:

at least sucktard has a brain[/quote}

you would be wrong again my pinball playing loser. But i could be totally wrong

Ah yes, you must also be the kid in the cafeteria that nobody sits with.

quote:Originally posted by Pinball Wizard:

Who says I'm 30? Do I just seem that smart when I post? Hmmmm... I don't have to argue with yall. This is the Internet- not real life. Heh. All I can say is: at least I have a life.

Who said that all 30 year olds are smart dip shit? Sometimes it's true that wisdom comes with age, but not in your case you stupid chicken fucker. You seem to be making references to yourself saying that you have a life. If you're so social and have so much to do in your free time, then why in the blue hell are you sitting around in your mom's house beating off to gay porn trying to think up ways to get free basketballs?

Well... I don't know. I thought it was real funny.

quote:Originally posted by Pinball Wizard:

Ah yes, you must also be the kid in the cafeteria that nobody sits with.

As opposed to all the kids who actually /want/ to waste their time sitting with "people." Especially in HS, which is what I'm pretty sure you're referencing.

I'm getting this feeling that PW is one of those preps who wants to be "badass."

quote:Originally posted by Regulator:

This has to be the single fucking stupidest thing that I have ever read. Don't you think that people will begin to notice, maybe, oh I don't know, when you walk out to your car after every time you make a shot, and you take their basketball. Come on.



yup i agree ppl would notice the first fuckin time u walked out. or do they have ppl walkin to their cars with balls all the time

quote:Ah yes, you must also be the kid in the cafeteria that nobody sits with.

i'd rather be the kid who sits by himself than the kid in the cafeteria that sits at the table w/no seats cause everybody that sits there has a wheel chair and drools all over the place. Go out and steal a helmet from a skatepark to wear on your bubble head.

I would like to thank everybody who replied to this thread. Yay! I have a big post!

quote:I would like to thank everybody who replied to this thread. Yay! I have a big post!

i'd like to thank you for enlightening us with your cool ideas.

even if it was a joke, which it obviously wasnt, then why the fuck would you post a joke thread about stupid ways to steal basketballs? either way your fucking stupid.

were is ironz? its time to close this flame war

quote:Originally posted by grandmassa:

I would like to thank everybody who replied to this thread. Yay! I have a big post!

i'd like to thank you for enlightening us with your cool ideas.

He might have a big post, but he most definately has a small penis.