Dude, we don't need another revenge post. There are already dozens of these and they're all the same... Will a mod please end this madness?

flak you sick, sick, SICK sunnovabitch

how about... that paint stripper

pour it all over his car... its quick to do just run past and ayer it on

maybe paint it on so it says a message

guaranteed to cost him a lot for a respray, plus it will rust like a fuckin bitch if he doesnt sort it quick

flak47 where do you live.. you gotta be a new friend of mine man.. your sadistic forces are strong... (i dont know wat im saying EVER... it pisses me off.. WHY CANT I "UNDERSTAND ANYTHING IN THE FUCKING WORLD ACCEPT PORN AND WEED.. and beer... mainly porn though)

my suggestions(this could end up a long ass article):

1. Steal his car and take a joyride straight into a cop cars thats empty and run ... dont get caught.. but when the cops show up at his door have your camera...

2. get some stealth equipment.. NV monocular and shit... and sneak into his room at nighttime... this will take some observation during the daytime to find his/her sleeping area... then time him up and shove some socks in his mouth.. or something in his mouth (not you dick you fucking pervs!!! n e ways he would think its a hotdog... thats how woopie goldberg came to be)... but n e ways sneak in tie him up and silence him and sneak him outside... then shove him behind his car.. break all the windows.. then get in and key his car.. take a hammer and smash his/her stero system...then takea knife and flatten his tires.. this has 2 reaons.. one cause tires are expensive.. and the second is coming up.. so you get in start that bitch up and run him over (using just the rims) then pull outta his driveway and do a spinout to fuck his rims.. they smash his car into a nearby tree... pop the airbag and get a big hammer... reak havoc... take a bottle rocket light and stick into gas tank and run... after his car blows grab him and run like a bitch... this is for other toture reasons mentioned in other steps.

3?. alrighty, time him up somehow.. either step 2 or just sneak in when hes alone.. now have fun... get a fucking oxy/acetleyne torch and set a nuetral flame (its the hottest point of the two gases who combined and balanced) ... and melt his shoes.. then make the flame small and touch it to his fingernail for roughly 5 mins... now that would hurt extremely... so more fun... since hes got melted plastic all over his feet.. melt it more so hes got webbed toes or something and get some supre glue and glue his eyes open... this is where the fun gets funner... ok i suck at grammer.. fuck you too

yes i said glue his eyes open... get some eye drops and drip then into his eye for roughly 2 hours.. and he cant blink or wipe his eye... it will drive him crazy... then take a orange peeler and peel his middle finger and dip it in 100% pure lemon extract.. like a glass full of it... ok now take a hammer and smash his/her pelvic area in.. and wait till they regain counciousness... dont hit n e vital organs or theyll die and you lost hours worth of fun... now you gotta make a setup in their home so when they wake they think theyre in the hospital... dress up like a doctor and when he wakes be like.. hesw regaining councousness and then go get his parents..walk out.. and get a drill and drill his teeth to the bone...get all the veins and gums and stuff.. then pour that 100% pure lemon extract into his mouth.. BURN BITCH BURNS... repeat that saying a few times and act like your crazy.... alright like that torch and set the small nuetral flame.. finish burning all his fingernails... then get some quick dry cement and cement his hands together.. he will have 3rd degree burns from the torch so it will hurt.. then take that torch and burn one of his eyes... just tease him ... get it close and let him feel the heat and pull it back.. then just torment him.. also remember this flame is bright so take like 4 maginfying glasses and put em over his eye and put the torch too em... if hjes not blind by then hes super human...then continue to burn his eye till it bubbles..le him moan and beg for mercy for about 3 hours.. (if he can talk) now take a knife and ask him is hes sorry.. if he says no slowly slice the side of his face (do it n e ways) .. if he says yes slowly carve the word SORRY into his chest... make sure you make on of the R's backwards so it looks kool.. now on his knife carvings drip tons of lemon juice all over him... or use that sterylizing stuff that stings.. it mite keep him alive longer... then spend some time nursing him so he lives and feed him ... use an iv like flak47 suggested... then spend hours use mind altering drugs and convince he hes a loser and no one likes him.. convince him he should be dead.. make him think his whole family and friends are dead (hallucinagins) .. after that he should pass out... wake him up by putting him in an extremely cold full bathtub ... stick his head under water for a minute then let him breathe for 10 secs and repeat for like 10 mins or till u get bored... now pull then on something that can spin ... n e thing.. take a lazy susan a hammer and a chunk of plywood.. be creative.. strap his ass down and spin him for about 3 hours.. bset if you use an electric motor and save you a lot of energy...now as hes spinning use paint and make one of those beautiful spinning art peices outta his sorry ass on plywood..nail him on a wall somewhere... get a nail gun and nail through each finger onto the wall.. and toe.. then get a poewr staple gun and staple the pelvis area to the wall... grab like 20 bottle rockets and take that sticking out of his mouth... so when they try to shoot theyre jsut spark his face.. .light... stick a strobe firework in his mouth light and do a robot dance.... now get a bb shotgun and use flathead pellts and shoot him for a few hours... then use a pintball gun... then use a bow and arrow and have fun... just dont hit his head or hear... then to finish the job... yell at him this is wat you made me feel like on the inside bitch... then cut the top of his head open (like on cannibal.. the movie) and poke him a few times ... use lemon juice for pain factor... get a frying pan full of burning water and burn his brain... cut his dick off (unless its a girl) and shove it in his mouth and then leave him...

now i havent dont this or wouldnt do this... SHIT THE FBI IS OUTSIDE... i gotta find my shotgun and body armor .. ill post more when i get away (picks a smiley for post and hits submit reply)

quote:Originally posted by twistix:

I'd never mess with Flak47 lol! Those are some really good torture ideas, though I'd never actually do them as I have a tiny bit of sanity left in me, heh.

EDIT: If I were you I'd just totally smash up his car, and to the parkinator special - That is severe enough, and rational.

[This message has been edited by twistix (edited 07-24-2003).]

This glue and sawdust mixture can be used for many thing. Fill up the radiator, exaust pipe, oil pan, gas tank, cigarette lighter, ash trey, use your imagination.

Have fun

Thanks you guys for your excellent suggestions, i think we'll Parkinate his car all over the interior, and maybe tar his windows for good measure, ya know.

thanks again,

cashual21 $

quote:Originally posted by opti7storm:

[B]flak47 where do you live.. you gotta be a new friend of mine man.B]

Then you can try out your ideas on each other and due the world a favor.

Don't do his car, that would be to obvious and he'll come after you again. The tarring (sp?) wouldn't be all that bad, but do something to his mind. If someone pisses me off, I get back at them by doing something to them such as sending them weird letters, or just scaring the shit outta them. Try setting up a scheme with "ghosts", make it look realistic. For me its a lot more enjoyable if you see him paranoid or scared outta his life than seeing him just plain mad. Mental Vandalizing, I gotta write me up a txt file on that....

You Mentioned setting his house on fire...

If You are gonna do that to someone who keyed your car you have to see some type of anger management group or something.

quote:Originally posted by cashual21:

Thanks you guys for your excellent suggestions, i think we'll Parkinate his car all over the interior, and maybe tar his windows for good measure, ya know.

thanks again,

cashual21 $

I'm glad to be of help cashual21.

Good luck!

-Park

Why is it that all the newbs in the summer are wannabe sick fucks? I know they would never do anything like they said if they had the chance. Goddamnt, you dumb youngins are giving us bad reps > ,



TIngtonger

actually, i would.

You just dug yourself a bottomless pit. Either you would, and you're a sick fuck, or you wouldn't, and you're a kewl



Tingtonger

id say drop a few drops of potassium permagnate in his gas tank that one is from anarchist cookbook and some of you said its wrong and useless BS

Get a bucket of water, take a little bit of EVERYTHING in your kitchen and mix it all together. With the milk, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, etc. all mixed together it will smell SO fucking bad, i've made it before. smash the guys car window and pour the shit all over the seat (works best if he has the seats that arent leather and will let it soak in real good). He'll have fun cleaning that shit out.

dude, fill his car with bread crums, and then release an ant farm into his car, fuck, ants are the hardest shit to get rid of in a car, they dont jump off, and they have food, he'll have the suckers living in his seats, and every time he sits down they'll crawl out on him, sweet, sweet revenges

quote:Originally posted by BabylonMustFall:

id say drop a few drops of potassium permagnate in his gas tank that one is from anarchist cookbook and some of you said its wrong and useless BS

It is.

if you dont wanna get caught, but want the satifaction of getting him back,

steal his car and go through all the speed cameras, red light cameras etc, preferably at 3 am when hes home, so he cant say 'oh it wasnt me'

have his car back nice and safe, so he didnt even know it was gone

a week or so later, if you still need to, cut his brake cables or some shit, so he will be fucked right up when he need to brake suddenly

have fun!

If he doesn;t have a locking cap, just pour sugar in his gas tank and make sure to clean up any you spill or leave around the rim of the gas hole because he'll know what happened then and get his gas tank cleaned out.

What happens is when he runs the car, the sugar carmelizes in his tank and he needs a whole fucking new engine and get his tank cleaned out. Boy is that shit expensive.

I recommend just buying a small sack of sugar and bringing a big funnel to pour the sugar in. Just get alot of it in there and rest content knowing that his car is fucked.

OK,now let`s get a little bit realistic here: to make some one a vegetable first by hitting him in the neck is a good idea,but if the target is someone who can kick your ass bad in a hand to hand situation then you want to keep your distance!So here`s my recipe for taking revenge on anyone no matter how strong,heavy or dangerous-but REMEMBER that this is only the basic plan and that there are 1000000 ways to fuck up a crime so you should atleast put some planning in to it!!!!!!

THE PERFECT WAY:

First you need to steal a car,preferably a late model AUDI or VOLVO estate (it should be stolen in another state or country).Then park some where with NO witnesses,this has to be somewhere where you know the target will pass you by.when he`s by the back of your car-you get out and shoot him in the stomach with a 22 equipped with a silencer(just empty the clip and keep a spare clip in your pocket,for later).now the guy is crouching down towards the ground-now take the bent end of a crow bar and hit him as hard as you can in the jaw then the hand,shoulder and elbow joints-quickly tape his mouth shut with heavy duty industrial gaffa tape (the tape should go all around his head but not cover his nose)now get a serrated knife( use a spyderco.)and cut both aquilles heels then tape them to reduce the bleeding.Get a TRUSTED friend (your brother or someone close)to help throw him into the back of the car.Either you or your friend should stay in the back of the car and punch him in the face with a knuckle duster or an old bicycle pedal(they both work the same way)drive to an empty warehouse,use a pneumatic nailgun to inject nails into the body until it`s mostly covered.Now tape and tie him to a pole or something that won`t move (in a sitting position)then simply leave him there with a high power halogen worklight shining right into his eyes (if you do it on a friday then someone will probably find him on the monday but you should tip the cops of anonymously about his where abouts after approx.5 days.

GOOD LUCK

quote:Originally posted by Unclefucker:

OK,now let`s get a little bit realistic here: to make some one a vegetable first by hitting him in the neck...First you need to steal a car,preferably a late model AUDI or VOLVO estate (it should be stolen in another state or country...shoot him in the stomach with a 22 equipped with a silencer(just empty the clip and keep a spare clip in your pocket,for later...now get a serrated knife( use a spyderco.)and cut both aquilles heels then tape them to reduce the bleeding...drive to an empty warehouse,use a pneumatic nailgun to inject nails into the body until it`s mostly covered...if you do it on a friday then someone will probably find him on the monday but you should tip the cops of anonymously about his where abouts after approx.5 days.

GOOD LUCK

ummmm, yeah...way to get "realistic". i liked the Parkinator's idea a lot. the ant one kicks ass too. if it was me...i'd combnine the two and buy a couple big ass bottles of chocolate syrup to finish the job. the park special would be a fuckin pain in the ass eyesore but the ants would make it IMPOSSIBLE to drive that car without some serious work...lol. the syrup would just be a plain sticky bitch and great munchies for the ants. fuck it...throw some roaches in there too! ::whew:: i can't wait for someone to key MY car...

heres an all time harmless favorite, get a jar and poke some holes in the top, fill it with a chicken drum stick, cooked or not, fill it with milk, put the lid on and go to your victims house, put it somewhere where he cant find it, under his bed, or wherever, about a week later things will smell really nasty, i mean nasty

Guys this is too easy, in all honesty i would just jimmy the door, pop the trunk (so it doesn't look like anyone was in the car) and just where the spare tire is i'd load it up with some raw meat and shit garbage. a few days of it baking in the sun, and you got magoits all over! oh throwing a mouse or 2 in there wouldn't hurt either

hahaha gotta love revenge ideas!

quote:Originally posted by Dark_Magneto:

If he doesn;t have a locking cap, just pour sugar in his gas tank and make sure to clean up any you spill or leave around the rim of the gas hole because he'll know what happened then and get his gas tank cleaned out.

What happens is when he runs the car, the sugar carmelizes in his tank and he needs a whole fucking new engine and get his tank cleaned out. Boy is that shit expensive.

I recommend just buying a small sack of sugar and bringing a big funnel to pour the sugar in. Just get alot of it in there and rest content knowing that his car is fucked.



See, the bad thing about this is that its proven to work. The engine will cease, but its hard to determine when. Imagine if your victim is doing 75 down the freeway and suddenly he stalls and is plowed by an 18-wheeler. Don't want a coffin do you?

Just go to his car late, preferably around 3-4 a.m. when you know hes sleeping. Get some spraypaint and write messages on his car that will make people stare and wonder, even laugh. Like "Pervert!","Dog Fucker!" and "Shrimp Dick", "Wife Beater. The list goes on.

Then slash all 4 of his tires. More than enough payback, and it will cost him tremendously.

thermite his car then he would need a new engine and axle (if you do it right), you can get the thermite and magnisium ribbon at http://www.unitednuclear.com/ and the shit is cheap too but thats only a good idea if he has a nice car . also my friend got a dead rotting cow and put it on someones porch (hes a farmer with a ample supply of dead cow).