Golf Cart Theft

Guide by: scuzzy-elo 2003

Introduction

I don't know how they are set up everywhere but at the golf courses I go to, when you are done with your game you can drive your cart to your car to unload then return it to the club house.

Materials

Vehicle (that can hook to a trailer)

Trailer (with a ramp to load something large with wheels)

Procedure

If you can't figure out what to do, here is the procedure.

Acquire a trailer that can hold a golf cart sized load, from someone you know or by other means. Hook the trailer up to your car.

Go to a golf course, far from where you live, pay for a game and apply for a golf cart. If you are asked for some sort of identification, then I suggest you end the procedure right there. However, if all they want is a last name to call for tee time, then provide them with a fake name and wait for yur game. When they call you in, they should give you the key to a golf cart and a score card. Now you can do one of two things:

Play your game

Take the cart

After you play the game you are going to take the cart but it's up to you if you want to waste the money on the game and cart rental and not even play, though it may pay off in the long run.

Drive your cart down to your car, drive it onto the trailer, drive off and don't go back.

Other Ideas

More than likely, the keys they hand out will be universal for all the carts there. When you get finished with your game, just keep the key and don't take the cart. Get copies of the key and go take a few carts later on. Obviously you would need other friends with trailers as well.

Alternately, after you have acquired one cart from the first plan, get the key copied a few times and continue to take carts from the course every once in a a while.

Notes

If you are particularly paranoid, wear a disguise and keep a few golfing gloves handy.

Also, after you get a cart, be sure to paint over the numbers or any type of identification on the sides, top, and bumpers.

Remember to try to park as far away from the club house as possible.

all golf cart key i have seen are universial and most can be started with a screwdriver its not complicated however every course i have ever played has asked for ids if your going to rent a cart and almost all of them require you to be 21 in order to rent the cart an additional problem arises with charging the batteries which uses a specialized plug youd be better off taking someones new set of taylormade RACs if you had to steal from a golf course just leave my damn clubs alone!

most golf carts used by courses are made by EZ-Go www.ezgo.textron.com and have universial keys as stated above regardless of state i have seen the same key in new york california wisconson and georgia

any golf course i have ever been to never asked for any id and now that i think of it there are even several places to leave the course, like after you golf 4 or 5 holes just go through the bush and it will lead to a road, i have been to the road before just screwing around and you could get a friend to meet you at that spot and load up and take off.

most things like that from farm tractors to bobcats and even golf carts have the exact same key

at the country club that i go to, its like in a neighborhood and a lot of us kids drive our parents golf carts to the pool from our houses and i mean all ez-go golf carts use the same key so sometimes we will just go put our spare key in someone elses golf cart and drive around for an hour and they dont even notice when its gone, so i mean it would be easier to jack a golf car from a country club rather than public course because you dont have to mess with the drivers liscense and registration.

You can always take a screwdriver, go to the golf course at night and hi-jack them.

i think the easiest thing to do would be find someone driving in a cart, and when nobody's around, knock him out and take the freaking cart. oh, and just for the sake of it, put a case of empty beer cans next to him

give the fellas driving the golf cart a flogging and go steal his golf clubs to. just make sure no bodys around. me and my friends used to do this instead of going to school.and make sure that the person u flog is down coz they might chase u.

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