In case you forgot....

Ok, here it goes. I'm sure everyone has their own version of this but here's mine...

Get a good sized cup that you can come up with some sort of lid for (you dont want this shit to spill on you) . Now, take every nasty ingredient you can find in your pantry (mustard,ketchup,mayo,old milk,soy sauce,wesson oil,eggs,you get the idea...nasty shit) and mix it all together real good so it smells like royal shit,actually, put shit in if you'd like. Now go to your car, or if you have serious balls head out on foot and find the biggest loser you can find innocently walking down the sidewalk and sling it on them and either run like hell or slowly drive away. The reaction is always priceless. My friends and I have done this hundreds of times and it never gets old. Hope you enjoy!!!

Please try this, it is hillarious...

Asshole.

Cock-Gobbler.

Wow, like, we couldn't have thought of throwing crap on someone all by ourselves. Please, give us more of your ingenious ideas.

Gay Penis Pounder.

Everybody add 2 or 3 word insult at the end of your flame.

Oh, and you've got room to talk "add 2 or 3 word insult" how old are you? 7? last time i posted on this topic the regulars went wild and loved the idea. people like you are fucking incredible, mr "dragon" most of the shit on here is stuff we could have thought of ourselves but come to get elaborations on. oh yeah you'll be thinking dragon when i'm "dragon" my dick all over your mom sister dad dog uncle aunt goldfish grandmother girlfriend (or boyfriend, you do sound like a fag to me "gay penis pounder" i can definitelysee a gay man saying that) or any other acquntiance you've ever had. you sound like one of the losers that we've taco bombed before, sitting at home brooding b/c you're too weak to do shit about it. fuck off buddy...

It is a Bad Idea noetheless. However, a stupid idea and hardly worth my time reading it.

My Quick Suggestion:

Take your "cup-o-crap" and dump it in your mouth. THen you'll have more shit to cough up for us here at Bad Ideas.

you forgot your 3 or 4 word insult, scuzzy, after all it is such a cool idea...

dammit i hate idiots

I'm not a conformist. Did you even notice that I actually made a suggestion for you, unlike the prior posts?

Prior post. Is that an oxymororn?

Why call it a taco bomb. Is that stupid or what?

RUBBER CEMENT

They put something in it that smells like shit so nobody can try to inhale and get high.

Its very smelly, very sticky glue. Thats all you need. None of that other crap you put in a "taco" bomb.

Maybe this glue in a balloon as a good container.

Hehe, I love this. I say go for it. Don't listen to these controlled flamers. Do what you gotta do man!

Its called a taco bomb because we started making them from taco bell leftovers and hot and mild and fire sauce and shit like that. I should have posted that earlier. Plus, it looks kinda like something a mexican would eat.

This sounds awesome. I'm doing it this week. I started laughing imagining wat it would be like.

As soon as you do it post and tell me how it went, i havent heard any stories other than the ones i have done. it really is great...you'll love it!

LMAO!!!

thats funny

also, u could take eggs, toothpaste, salt and other shit like that, and pour it on sum assholes car

the salt will rust it, and who knos wat the the other shit will do

and, ignore those assklowns, their just jealus that they dont have the balls 2 do that

Videotape it so we can see them chase you down and beat your ass. Unless you pick on some 10 year old.. I would'nt be suprised.

hahaha yeah, i'm pretty sure i could handle about anyone that would want to try shit with me. once a guy we did it to pulled a knife on me after i threw it. the guy got his ass kicked and lost his spiffy butterfly knife. i dont think getting beat up is going to be a problem considering me and the guys i taco bomb with, as a matter of fact when we go, we hope the person tries to fuck with us.

So you walk around with 4 or 5 guys and attack people with your "taco bombs". Just for the hell of it? I'd bet you'd like to be taco bombed by 5 people. I can see it now.. some 17 year olds throw a cup of shit on you. You act all tough and attack them. And then you realize that you need 4 friends to save your ass from getting beat the shit out of. Grow up.

Normally, the lame ass kids realize that they are stupid and stops posting due to the massive amounts of flame they receive. However, this one still has not yet realized that.

I think I might make a taco bomb and actually detonate it. Maybe I'll mix that crap in a cup and use a model rocket engine...now that would be fun.

Yes, I am stupid, and yes taco bombing is mean and cruel, but it is fun. I never claimed to be a fucking diplomat or saint, I just thought I would share something that has proven to be absolutely hillarious on every single occasion that we have done it and maybe give you guys something to try and enjoy. As I have said before, this forum is called bad ideas, not how to become a better citizen or something like that. i love how people flame me for taco bombing but give advice on producing date rape drugs? what people post on here is their own business and if you want to post about date rape drugs you have every right to, and i support that right, but to do that and then flame somebody for something as harmless as taco bombing is kind of hypocritical, dont you think? i dont hardly think that this thread is hardly worthy of all of this flame. if you people are all so bitter (some people on this forum never even add good info, just flame) you should try taco bombing or something like it or MOVE YOUR ASS to another forum like bitch and moan.

So by your logic if I walked up to you and threw one of your "taco bombs" in your face you think that is justified so i can have a few laughs. If you even read that thread the most help he got was "go buy some". I find it funny that you judge us by saying we reply to the date rape drug topic but you come out with a topic about I hate fags. If i get cancer im gonna kill every fag i see. Also know that lesbians are homosexuals what is wrong with that?

Dipshit, I know you cant get CANCER FROM FAGS, I was implying that if I was going to die anyways why not go out blazing? Oh yeah, and if I were to get taco bombed I would be a man and take it. I've probably thrown 50 or so, and I'd say I've got one coming. Who gives a shit? I dont think it would be something to take to your bed to, its not like I'm throwing liquid leprocy on someone.

Videotape yourself getting "taco bombed" by a stranger your friends found. I seriously doubt you will say.. Nice one i like how you pee'd in it too. If you do this you truly are the better man.

Thats not a taco bomb, you have to hunt your prey. I swear on my life, if I was walking down the street and got it I would laugh, I would beat the persons ass, but I would laugh. I know I have it coming though.

Rambo man I back u up all the way. When I was like 11 I used to read the shit on totse and I used to be like "Whoah" this shit really exists. Theese flamers are fuckin gay faggots. This website has loads of good content on stuff like conspiracy and other shit society and the media outlaw. But it also has some other shit that is illegal and not nice. You have to be the judge, thats the whole attitude this site gives out. You are the judge. I personally am no where near a saint. Ive done some funny ass shit like taco bombs. I egg cars from heights and steal fire extinguishers from school busses and egg cars/cops/busses from above...... I think all theese flamers should get a fucking life ...... this is totse not 100waystobeabetterperson.com.... ultimatly I love this site more then any other.

ps. I know that its pointless to say gay faggot. they are the same. I know i should capitalize my i's when refering to myself.

I also know that i can spell if i want to but i really dont give 2 shits. Really waht bothers me most is flamers on totse like theese dudes. I hate when ppl on this board call each other illiterate when they cant spell or have bad grammer. If I really cared i would put that "i" in uppercase. for now go fuck a dog if u dont like it.

Peace out.

ps. rambo. I will soo be doing taco bombs when i get my car. I am only 15 =( (1 more year!!!!!!)

I made something similar with eggs and all the nast smelling spices in my spice cupboard.. That was 4 years ago. its still in my freezer to this day in a glass jar.

wow , its wierd that all the people who like the idea of the 'taco bomb' have post count under 100.

strange...

quote:Originally posted by AGruntsJaggon:

and, ignore those assklowns, their just jealus that they dont have the balls 2 do that

Wow! You're so cool! You throw crap at people!

The rest of us stopped doing that at about the time we lost full body hair, came down from the trees, and learned to walk upright.

quote:Originally posted by Vertical horizon:

wow , its wierd that all the people who like the idea of the 'taco bomb' have post count under 100.

strange...

What in the blue hell does post count have to do with ANYTHING? Do you think that because you post more often than another person, you are smarter than them in some way? Way to go dipshit. That just proves most people's points that ass holes like you don't need to be in this forum. You find some pleasure in acting like you know everything. You need to go get a life, instead of always telling people how bad their ideas are, you could just shut the fuck up and not say anything if you can't post anything useful. Think about that for a while you stupid dog fucker.

quote:Originally posted by Slithzerikai:

Wow! You're so cool! You throw crap at people!

The rest of us stopped doing that at about the time we lost full body hair, came down from the trees, and learned to walk upright.

(applause) well said... well said...

but seriously how the fuck did this stupid topic get to the 2 page margin??!?!? Has totse seriously fallen to the K3W15 that quickly??!?!? You guys are fucking retards.

I ONCE THROUGH A TACO BOMB AT SOME GAY FAGG FAGG LOSER KID AND HE GOT ALL UP IN MA FACE N' SHIT AND I WAS LIKE GET OUT OF HERE YOU FAG AND HE SAID NO AND SOMETHIN ABOUT HIM BEIN GAY AND SO I BEAT HIS ASS AND HE WAS A WUSS IN SHIT THEN I TOOK OUT MY 9 AND KILLED HIS ASS THEN SOME COPS CAME AND I SHOT THEM TOO AND THEN I BECAME GOVERNOR OF THE STATE OF ARIZONA.... NO MAN I SWEAR TO GOD IT ALL HAPPENED.

nuff' said

quote:Originally posted by Regulator:

What in the blue hell does post count have to do with ANYTHING? Do you think that because you post more often than another person, you are smarter than them in some way? Way to go dipshit. That just proves most people's points that ass holes like you don't need to be in this forum. You find some pleasure in acting like you know everything. You need to go get a life, instead of always telling people how bad their ideas are, you could just shut the fuck up and not say anything if you can't post anything useful. Think about that for a while you stupid dog fucker.

umm i think in any normal persons eyes throwing you SHIT at some person is WRONG and only a stupid little kewl would do.

people who post completly stupid shit like this just waste space and give us NORMAL people a bad rep

go blow you self up you stupid fucking kewl

You people amaze me. Just because I havent flamed people endlessly to run up my post count, I am an idiot. How much good information have you actually posted on here? I wouldnt knock something (except homosexuality) without trying it first. I know that if you tried this you would love it, unless you have one of those funny things called uhhh...a concience, yeah, I dont, but still, its not THAT bad. I really dont think that someone would go commit suicide or something like that over this, and if they did, thats their fault.Its not my fault that they have a shitty life, plus, if they didnt dress like a goth (usually our targets) or try to walk around like a hardass, we wouldnt do it to them. Its not like we go and just get totally random people. We shoot for goths, or hardasses looking for a fight or something. As a matter of fact, I think the Regulator and I and the rest of the taco team will go bombing a few times tomorrow. I'll share the stories tomorrow! Dont walk anywhere tomorrow, you never know where we may pop up!

quote:Originally posted by Rambo:

Just because I havent flamed people endlessly to run up my post count, I am an idiot.

No, you're an idiot because you put condiments in cups and throw them at people on the sidewalk.

quote:Originally posted by Slithzerikai:

Wow! You're so cool! You throw crap at people!

The rest of us stopped doing that at about the time we lost full body hair, came down from the trees, and learned to walk upright.

WOW! You are so right! Rambo is a farkin retard! Lets all go taco-bomb his ass! WOOHOO!!

BTW Rambo, you are a stupid little fuck, do you know that? You hate gays just because you don't agree with their way of life, you throw cups of crap at people just because they dress different than you and you think it's funny. And you say you target "toughs" because they act all tough and shit, well look at you, you talk about beating up guys with pocket knives and killing fags and stuff, tell me that isn't the mentality of a "tough guy-wanna be." You are pathetic. Go eat shit and die!

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Gay Penis Pounder/Rambo,

Do you understand why I think you're an idiot? Your posting here, and you think you are contributing to discussion by telling us howto throw crap on someone. The idea in itself is bad (hence, a bad idea), and I'm not saying you don't have a right to post it. My problem is just that its a stupid, cruel and faggoty thing to do and isn't worth taking up space on this forum with. You can post it if you feel like it, I can't stop you, but that doesn't mean your not an idiot.

BTW, you obviously are really offended with the whole Gay Penis Pounder nickname. Listen son, you have to accept it one of these days. You Are A Gay Penis Pounding Moron. And, uh, don't make me "Rambo" th these nuts in your girlfriend (haha, get it)

Again GPP, you have every right to post your dumb ideas here, but they are still dumb, and most people here don't need instruction on how to throw crap on people.

RedDragon/Fourth Grader,

It kills me that you've nicknamed me "gay penis pounder" thats by far the worst nickname I've ever heard ANYONE get. Seriously, I would expect better from a 4th grader. Anyways, that dosent really bother me, it just makes you sound like a little kid (i think everyone will agree with that). What bothers me is the whole "son" thing. The only way you can call me that is if you kick my ass, and I dont think that is going to happen in this lifetime. Tell me any place, any time, and I'll be more than happy to come beat your ass like rodney fucking king. I'll fucking do it too...dont try me...i'l fucking kill you and anyone that tries to stop me...

quote:Originally posted by Rambo:

ass...ass...fucking...fucking...fucking...

Wow, you must have just discovered HBO.

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quote:Originally posted by Rambo:

and I'll be more than happy to come beat your ass like rodney fucking king. I'll fucking do it too...dont try me...i'l fucking kill you and anyone that tries to stop me...

OOh, look at me. I can make meaningless, empty threats on an internet message board. Im so cool. And i throw ketchup at people, which makes me even cooler. [/mocking rambo]

Seriously rambo, you are a disgusting little twat.

Please go get cancer.

One day your gonna throw that at the wrong person...perhaps someone with a gun....

quote:Originally posted by Rambo:

RedDragon/Fourth Grader,

...(i think everyone will agree with that)...

I haven't seen anybody agree to it yet penis pounder, altho I'm sure your butt buddy retardinator(regulator) probably will.

I agree with Dragon, this thread sucks almost as much ass as you do. You throw cups of crap at people and threaten to kill people on an internet BB, oooo yer so tough misster.

Did you come from rotteneggs Rambo? You sound an awful lot like the bitching retarded people who post anonymously there...

THAT WAS YOU?!? you fuck give me back my butterfly knife.



Rambo: You're a stupid fuck.



You're handle sucks and the fact that you try to tell us all that you would like to see a guy try to beat the shit out of you is an idiotic move on you're part.

Moron.

Lame-ass.

"Oh yeah? Well, uh, this one time I threw a taco-bomb at a cop and he was all like 'Hey don't throw that!' And I was all like 'Make me Pig!' And he pulled out his gun and his mace and his baton and cuffs and was all like 'yeah, I'm going to rape you with my mace and gun and baton!' So I said to my 4 friends 'watch this.' and I karate chopped his ass and was all 'HEEYAA' and took that cop down. Not only did he loose his gun, mace, and baton, but he also lost them covered in TACO. HAHAAH. minus the ingredients of course.'



But I do praise you for this Rambo: You make an excellent example for what happens when you pour glue on your mothers pubic hair, go down on her, and huff your brains out.

Thank you. I think we all should start writing letters to the National Drug Awareness Council and ask to use you as an example.

-David.

To David: http://e4u.consoleradar.com/happy/1074.gif (http://e4u.consoleradar.com/happy/1074.gif)

To Rambo and company: Go drink piss!

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I mean, doing it to a specific person you personally don't like is one thing, doing it to random people on the street is another.

thats an awesome idea rambo, i was getting bored with just hitting people with water balloons and so i'm gonna start on a taco bomb right now, thanks rambo

Im not gona waste my time reading everything but I did that in 4th grade only mine was so strong it burned on your skin and I dumped some on the plant and it died in like 2 minutes

Hey Rammingßo, try getting your hands on some HF (hydrofluoric acid, used for etching glass) and adding it to your mixture to make it much more potent i.e. eating away others' skin and getting charged with attempted murder if your really lucky. Oh, better yet, try some fluorine gas. It burns (on) water and just about everything else, I wonder what it would do to you when shoved into every one of your gay penis accepting orifices.

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quote:Originally posted by girlzlover7:

Im not gona waste my time reading everything but I did that in 4th grade only mine was so strong it burned on your skin and I dumped some on the plant and it died in like 2 minutes

Bullshit.

actually it is true I found out later though the reason the plant died was because I had a shitload of salt in it

quote:Originally posted by Rambo:

how old are you? 7?

How old are you, 5? What kind of mature individual would run up to a person and throw shit at them? You keep doing that, hopefully your mark carries a gun.

That's funny as fucking hell, UNTIL THAT SHIT HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE JUST MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, NOT DOING JACK.

Taco bomb someone you KNOW who deserves it, or seriously, you'll have a fuckin gun pulled on you one day.

damn... all these posts... i thought this topic would have been a lot better.

Guess i shouldve known.

quote:Originally posted by girlzlover7:

actually it is true I found out later though the reason the plant died was because I had a shitload of salt in it

It wouldn't die in two minutes, though.

Rack up one more victim to the taco bombers. Here goes the story:

Rambo and I were out "jogging" downtown and we just happened to "find" a taco bomb. Then, there, right under a street light in the middle of downtown, we came across our victim. A skater fag that helps his older brother in running a skate shop that is located downtown. This cock muncher is a real ass hole. First of all, you could say that he is a goth. He just does it for attention though. Not a big deal, there's a bunch of them around here. Oh but don't think that's the only thing that annoyed us. I'm sure that many people here are familiar with the popular arcade game, "Dance Dance Revolution". Can anyone here say obsession? I'm glad that he has a nice peaceful hobby that he can occupy himself with, but here's where he crossed the line. This uncle fucker went and stole a PS2 from EB, and he easily played enough games of DDR to buy multiple PS2s. I know that I have posted topics relating to shop lifting, but only things that will save me a few bucks. I'm not saying that any kind of shoplifting is better than any other kind, but i just take things that will save me a few bucks here and there. Personal hygene is not real high up on his agenda either. Come to think of it, I think that Jenna Jameson's ass hole may smell better than him, and most of us have a good idea of what's been up in her. Anyway, we thought that a nice friendly way to tell him that he smells like shit is to dump something that is so vile that he has to take a shower if he wants to live. Well, this is how the actual bombing came to happen. We had our driver drop us on the other side of the busy road and drive away to a safe place to view the bombing and then we could meet back up fairly easy. We then proceeded to "jog" around the block. He was just sitting in front of the store waiting for the shop to close up. He recognized us and started to blurt out random insults. That was his last mistake, we ran right up to his stupid ass and dumped a cup of liquid hell on him. Boy was he pissed off. Good times....

Now THAT I could understand doing...

I would shoot a man in the face if i got hit with that

You just couldn't let this bullshit thread die could you

I think its fucking hilarious rimbo and fuck everybody whos just talking shit, not adding anything.

I went to wally-mart one day, took a couple packs of gum and chewed it all up, took off to the highway, drove up to some car that wanted to race us, and chucked it in their window and bam slapped the driver right in the face with a fatass wad of gum!

saying 'youz got splooged!' we took the next exit driving off laughing hysterically for about 10 minutes.

I understand why you are compelled to throw stuff at people that will make them all messy. I am too. FUCK ALL YOU FLAMERS!

quote:Originally posted by Rambo:

Oh, and you've got room to talk "add 2 or 3 word insult" how old are you? 7?

Listen dont ever ever ever ever ever ever say that again.

God I love this stuff. I know not a lot of posts have been put up about this thing in a while so here we go. The best thing in life is to live free.Am I wrong?? Ramo knows what i am talkin about. Not only to just take a taco bomb to the nearest ghetto and let loose, ut to go to Wal-Mart, get some dvd's, try to steal them and get chased by the rent-a-cops. Or to take things like lighters or sunglasses from random stores in the mall and wear them like a friggin crown, because at that moment you are the man or men. The best things in life are free. Such as a free porn from the FYE at the mall or the glasses at AE! So don't ge mad at us. Go out and try this stuff. Go ahead. Take an hour or two out of your little lives and do this stuff. The DDR machine aint gonna leave the mall so get some air man!! There I've said my part so bring on the insults cause i know you faggots are gonna post em!

quote:Originally posted by Terminator61:

God I love this stuff. I know not a lot of posts have been put up about this thing in a while so here we go. The best thing in life is to live free.Am I wrong?? Ramo knows what i am talkin about. Not only to just take a taco bomb to the nearest ghetto and let loose, ut to go to Wal-Mart, get some dvd's, try to steal them and get chased by the rent-a-cops. Or to take things like lighters or sunglasses from random stores in the mall and wear them like a friggin crown, because at that moment you are the man or men. The best things in life are free. Such as a free porn from the FYE at the mall or the glasses at AE! So don't ge mad at us. Go out and try this stuff. Go ahead. Take an hour or two out of your little lives and do this stuff. The DDR machine aint gonna leave the mall so get some air man!! There I've said my part so bring on the insults cause i know you faggots are gonna post em!

People, please remember that not all people from the mid-southern US (i.e. me) are inbred rednecks who enjoy throwing condiments in a cup at people for no apparent reason.

Btw, LET THE THREAD DIE AlREADY.

No it shal never die. The taco bomb is an irreplaceable part of the vandlism community. The bomb is an original idea and will never die. It will never die. If you people would grow a sack and throw one, you would see what you are missing!!! Thank you.

quote:Originally posted by Terminator61:

If you people would grow a sack and throw one, you would see what you are missing!!!

What, throwing food at people? I stopped doing that when I was still in diapers.

i would just like to say that I think the first page of this thread is funny as hell. thank you rambo.

Really, this idea is extremely stupid. What exactly is the point to throwing a cup of shit on someone? It makes you laugh. Well, in the end you will get something back from all these people. If they ever find out who you are you will be fucked. If some dick head ever shot any of that shit on me I would take the lisence plate number and track that car down. When the time was right I would probably shoot the person. Is that too harsh? Maybe, but I wouldn't kill you. Then the police will ask if you have any enemies and you can tell them that you go around shooting shit at people, so it was probably one of the victims. Dude, get a fucking life. Go get stoned and shoot that shit at your friends.

quote:Originally posted by sucktard:

i would just like to say that I think the first page of this thread is funny as hell. thank you rambo.

Thanking him for "funny stuff" is like thanking N*Sync for some good ole fashioned Metal Music. Ih he is anything it is that he is immature. Not alone from his actions, but from his words as well. Now look! I'm going to have to read a response saying:

"ur gay u homo ur so gay y u gay? huh huh? gay? its kool to thow taco bombz."

Grow up and grow up now.

quote:Originally posted by Eckser:



Grow up and grow up now.

and who the fuck do you think you are? john ashcroft?

IT HAS RETURNED!!! The taco bomb has been awakened from its grave and is making a glorious comeback!! Now yes i know a lot of you people are saying let the thread die or the taco bomb die, well, SUCK IT!! This weekend, the taco bom will be taken to the next level. My friends and I are hosting a taco tournament. Yes a taco tournament!! It begins at 12:00 p.m., and end at midnight. Yes twelve hours of taco boming in honor of the bomb itself. The idea is the worse the person(goth, wigger, uh you get the idea) the more points you get!! The 2 teams in the first annual taco tournament will have to record their bombs on either video or in a picture. NO EVIDENCE, NO POINTS. At the end of the tournament that night, the winer with the most points(the worse bombs) will be victorious. My fellow team mate(you all know him as Rambo) was the inventor of the taco tournament. So yes however immature or orresponsile it seems to be, we love it, so again, SUCK IT!!!!

who or what do you have to KILL (or bribe) to stop this fucking thread???