Well, I was clean for 4 months, until the other night. After a couple beers, I took about 3-4 hits off a pipe. I got kinda high, but not too blazed. Anyways, I just found out now that I have only about a week and a half until the sports physical. There will be a blood test and a piss test. I'm okay for the blood test, but for pee, they are going to be checking for drugs. These next two weaks are going to be very hard in terms of practice, I'm doing cross country, and official practice starts.

Anyways, I know THC binds to fat cells, and I'm pretty skinny, very low percentile body fat. With this much running, I think I should be okay. Any suggestions as to how to ensure I'll pass? I need to be 100% sure that I do, otherwise, I'm screwed. Can I just say I can't pee and take it home? Then I'll have a friend pee in it.

probably not, they probably know why you would want too. i would say take ur friends piss with you,....if they dont watch you.

are you at a high school?

[This message has been edited by Cobranaut (edited 08-12-2003).]

drink lots-o-water, and keep on runnin.

Yeah, highschool. Is there anyway to pee and be able to pass it? People used to come to my friend if they had drug tests, and he'd help them pass. The only problem is he's way out of town and won't be back. Football players had random drugs tests, not just physicals, and had only two days notice. He gave them soemthing and they'd always pass. Any ideas? Also, I heard something about adding a little bleach to your piss? Should I drink lots of water before hand?

You can buy this tea at GNC that flushes out your system, I forget what it's called but if you just ask them for the tea they usually know what your talking about. I think you drink it an hour before you take the piss.

the only way to get youre blood clean that fast would be furosemide(80mg) or some other fluid pill but as ive mentioned before furosemide is the best.

dont drink too much water it wont do shit for youre blood,and you dont wanna get water posioning.

if you dont know a person with a script for furosemide,then go to youre local walgreens and get some ex-lax and 2 bottles of magneseium citrate(citrate of magnesia) its fucking nasty, but its a damn good lactate.the magnesium citrate cost one dollar for a 10 oz bottle at freds.

they sell some kind of fluid pill over the counter but its shit compared to lasix.

enulose syrup will also help,its a prescription lactate

I thought it didn't stay in your blood.

Just because u get a piss test doesnt mean there checking for drugs. Ive got a wrestling physical and i took a piss test and they must not drug testesd me because i smoke weed everyday and do several opiods a week. Are u sure its a drug test maybe there just checkin u for diseases.



Mr.Monk aka Blizzard of oz

check thgis out man first of all they check for how ur proteins and shit are in ur pee not for drugs.. but if u say so then they are... i use to get tested every tues right? i would smoke all the up to fri and then have a 2 liter of water all the time and mon and tues id take vit b6 and flush my system i passed everytime... no lie

Okay, that's good. Has anyone been caught for drugs in a sports physical? I'm probably going to go to the doctor to do it. Are there anyways to detox without my parents knowing? I guess if worst comes to worst, I'll tell them the truth. They'll be pissed, but can get me some detox stuff. What happens if they find something in the physical? Can you only do it once?

How much b6? Where can I get some? When did you start drinking water? If you pee alot, will that help to flush out your system?

well id start drinking water sat and then id take six or so b6 pills on mon and tues morn and u can get them at like cvs or gnc or wal mart or a supermarket? but its a mad rapids flush itd only take me 3 days to get clean and i smoked man! ALOT

[This message has been edited by Krist99 (edited 08-12-2003).]

there is only ONE way you can pass a grugtest after smoking....first, you must climb to the the top of mount kilaminjaro, and find the condors nest with THREE blue eggs, take the largest one and save it...DO NOT LET IT CRACK...then, you will have to go into the dark forest and retrieve .03 milliliters of snake venom...but the venom has to have a slight yellow tint to it....finally, go to wal-mart and buy a bottle of herbal essenses, any kind will do....now...get a glass and add the insides of the egg, the snake venom and 2 tablespoons of shampoo....mix with 2 cups of water, but not before boiling the water to get out all the excess chemicals....add to glass, mix and drink...it should eliminate all the thc...

~Carpe Diem~

surreal, chill out. i know the weed makes you paranoid. but if your school didnt say "we are testing everyone for drugs" they arent. if its just a physical and your doctor can do it, then its not a drug test

You'll be fine... Just don't smoke anymore.

I thought I had the same problem, but they didnt say anything, and I had smoked the day before. You are all right. They just test the protein and acids in your piss.

Water poisoning? HAHAHA, you dumbass. I highly doubt such a thing even exists. The only "damage" water could do to you is make your stomach feel full and bloated. And if you start coughing you'll barf up a bunch of water. You can't get poisoned from water...It can for the most part, only do good.

Thanks so much guys. You really calmed my nerves. I didn't know much about sports physicals, and I get really worried easily. Well you guys helped me out here, with your remedies, and advice. Do they test more in a regular physical? I've been so stressed out today, but I guess I'll be alright. I got some bad advice from my friends, this board's so smart. ;-)

Oh, and you can get water poisoning. Your blood gets so dilluted that your body doesn't get enough oxygen, or something like that. Some girl did E, then got really freaked out and felt bad, so she drank a shitload of water. She died of water poisoning.

quote:Originally posted by TheDragon:

Water poisoning? HAHAHA, you dumbass. I highly doubt such a thing even exists. The only "damage" water could do to you is make your stomach feel full and bloated. And if you start coughing you'll barf up a bunch of water. You can't get poisoned from water...It can for the most part, only do good.



You can get water poisoning, but you have to have a bottomless stomach. In fact, 2.2 gallons of water (in a few minutes) will kill you -- your blood will be too thin to carry oxygen to your heart and brain, and you'll die of a simultaneous stroke and heart attack.

WTF????

Since when did they start testing kids in highschool?

It is my understanding that a blood test is less likely to detect drugs in a persons system over time. Is this right?

Go to GNC and buy a bottle of pills called golden seal. They clear out ur system. all you do is take 2 pills every 6 hours 2 days before your test. a lot of people say its bullshit but its not i had a physical for track too and i smoked 3 days before and i was fine. or else what you could do is sneak a little bit of bleach into the bathroom and but a tiny bit of it into the urine cup or ive also heard that if you drink lots of water and vinegar then you will be clean.