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Old 2003-08-08, 15:50
cherryred cherryred is offline
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If a police officer comes to my door because my neighbor claims they saw me smoking pot outside, do I have the right to now allow the police officer to enter my house?
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Old 2003-08-08, 16:20
exxeo exxeo is offline
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I think the police themself would have to see you smoke the pot. They would need a warrent to search anything. And I doubt they could get a warrent from one person's accusings.

[This message has been edited by exxeo (edited 08-08-2003).]
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Old 2003-08-08, 16:29
jjsx21 jjsx21 is offline
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You have NO rights!!! Educate yourself - READ the Patriot Act 1 & 2!!!!! This is not fiction. Please research.

[This message has been edited by jjsx21 (edited 08-08-2003).]
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Old 2003-08-08, 16:38
LoeJ LoeJ is offline
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Yeah, I think you're straight dude. Your neighbor is a bitch though. If she ever does anything slightly illegal, call the cops on her slut ass.
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Old 2003-08-08, 18:20
I_Tweak_Too I_Tweak_Too is offline
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quote:Originally posted by LoeJ:

Yeah, I think you're straight dude. Your neighbor is a bitch though. If she ever does anything slightly illegal, call the cops on her slut ass.

exactly^
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Old 2003-08-08, 18:46
BloodHound01 BloodHound01 is offline
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If you have a screendoor, make sure its locked and do not open it for him and only open your door just a crack, if you open the screen door or your door all the way then its like an open invitation for them to come inside your house.

He can not come inside.
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Old 2003-08-08, 20:55
Fragman Fragman is offline
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If youre 18, just say you were smoking tobacco out of a pipe, or a rolled cigarette. Try to be more carful though, its better not to have the cops show up, especially when youre stoned.
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Old 2003-08-08, 21:36
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The pariot act is only for terrorisim.

Even if he does show up, you have to let him in, he cannot enter without permission or a warrant.
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Old 2003-08-08, 21:39
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i think they can come in. they now have probable cause that you are in posession of illegal substances. but if you say "im sorry officer i will need to see a warrant" then they will either have to go get one and come back, or they dont need one and you are in shit.
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Old 2003-08-08, 21:42
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If, however, he looks over your shoulder and sees a QP on the coffee table, you're screwed. Just play it cool and keep his pig ass outside.
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Old 2003-08-08, 21:53
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move to canada or holland
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Old 2003-08-09, 01:16
DrPepper14 DrPepper14 is offline
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They can't come in. You can say it was a rolled cigarette or just flat deny it, and act real mad at the neighbor, too, like you're real offended. Now if they saw you dragging a dead body in the house, that would be different.
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Old 2003-08-09, 01:46
TheSell0ut TheSell0ut is offline
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Always lie to the cops.

If they are trying to get in, tell them your brother/son/daugther/wife/mother- or whoever, is asleep in the living room and cannot be woken.

I've been lied to by the cops, and I've lied to them. Its just a common courtesy really. They usually don't want to be bothered with alot of paperwork. If you tell them you didn't touch anything or kill anyone, they usually(eventually) go about their way.
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Old 2003-08-09, 01:50
jjsx21 jjsx21 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Speed_rebel:

The patriot act is only for terrorism.

Even if he does show up, you have to let him in, he cannot enter without permission or a warrant.

How old are you? Forget it, ignorance knows no boundaries.

I know it's a long read, but the truth is there. ANYTHING is probable cause, and according ti the aforementioned acts, that not even need. Why guess? Fucking READ! Are you aware that a nail file can be perceived as a lethal weapon? That you can be picked up{by the men in black, and held for YEARS without notification of ANYONE? EDUCATE YOURSELF! This is not conspiracy, this is real life.
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Old 2003-08-09, 01:54
KamikazePimp KamikazePimp is offline
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"Fuck the cops!!! They mad because we get more pussy than they do!!!!"

--one of the lil cowboys in Gummo
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Old 2003-08-09, 03:02
SlightlyStoopid SlightlyStoopid is offline
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politely invite him in and when he's not looking...hit him in the head with a hammer
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Old 2003-08-09, 03:12
LoeJ LoeJ is offline
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quote:Originally posted by DrPepper14:

They can't come in. You can say it was a rolled cigarette or just flat deny it, and act real mad at the neighbor, too, like you're real offended. Now if they saw you dragging a dead body in the house, that would be different.

In that case you would have to kill the neighbor. Its just an option for cherryred right now.
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Old 2003-08-09, 03:15
flak47 flak47 is offline
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when the cop comes, if hes alone, whip out a an mp5 tell him to come inside and start bowing down. take his radio and make him jam it up his ass and handcuff his hands, have him lick the dirty boxers in your laundry basket, break a mirror over his arm and make him rub every glass shard over his penis there is. then jam the mp5 into his throat, ask him whos the boss, then shoot his hands a few times on 3 round burst. now take a lemon rub it VIGOROUSLY into his wounds and shake your head up and down making a face with his for about 15 seconds.

now get one of those things that dentists use to keep your mouth open and plug in a blow dryer and blow dry his mouth on low for a good 10 minutes or so.



now throw a good bit of shrooms down his mouth and drive him out to a deserted countryside in the middle of the night in an old abandoned house with lots of mirrors and lock the doors. have all the walls be flatscreen tvs that display that .swf file that your looking for whats wrong with the picture, or either one like the japanese song playing then all of a sudden the exorcist girl/demon face comes up screaming. later on in the trip burst inside dressed up as a demon as realistic as you can get and sneak up behind him and touch his shoulder.



when hes done tripping, go inside the house, tie his legs up and throw him through a closed window, now go through the newly created opening and drag him over a huge antbed and take a hunting knife and stick it through his arm all the way through to the ground.

the dentist thing should still be in his mouth so he cant close it, and his eyes should be epoxyed open, find someway to open his anus more like 2 crow bars and pull and tie each to a tree so the ants can get in there and bite his asshole.

now pull out an M1 garand and shoot off all 20 shots into his body/head.
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Old 2003-08-09, 04:14
r007 ph07oN r007 ph07oN is offline
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ouch
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Old 2003-08-09, 04:57
sithie sithie is offline
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Lol, Flak. That would definately put you on death row. Hahaha.
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Old 2003-08-09, 05:40
CRaZyAmishMaN CRaZyAmishMaN is offline
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I forget what the topic was about after reading that thing...

but, flak, that was truely disgusting in the most subhuman way possible...
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Old 2003-08-09, 06:01
ClydeR ClydeR is offline
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They can do anything they want, (and they often do) including shoot you through the head. All they have to do is simply report that you were uncooperative or belligerant or that you tried to push one of them, any simple lie and they are justified in doing whatever they want to do. They can say that you threatened to blow them away and reached for what they thought might be a gun, and Bang, you are dead.

By way of any of those frequently used lies they can say that you were 'Resisting Due Process of Law', which is a crime. It's their word against yours, and if you are arrested your personal testimony is no good as a witness. You are automatically the criminal and no jury will believe your testimony against theirs.

If you have alot of money and lawyers you may be able to protect yourself AFTER the fact, and have false charges dismissed, but it won't keep you from being falsely arrested and put in jail. In essence,you have no rights.

One of the biggest fallacies of the American system of Justice is the misconception that a person is 'Innocent Until Proven Guilty' and that 'The Burden is Upon the Government to Prove Guilt'.

This is totally false. The way that it Truly works is just the opposite. Any Person Who is Arrested and Charged With a Crime or Misdemeanor Is GUILTY Until Proven Innocent. The Burden of Proof is Always Upon the Accused, Who is Most Often Incarcerated and Without Means to Obtain Evidence and Witnesses In His/Her Favor to Prove His/Her Innocence.

The Accused Has No Rights, No Ability to Defend Himself, Unless the Accused has a Substantial Amount of Money With Which to Post a Bail or Bond in Order to be Released from Incarceration and then to Secure Adequate Legal Counsel. The Court will appoint attorneys for poor people BUT THOSE appointed attorneys are grossly inneffective, PAID by the Government, so there is a Conflict of Interest. They are in fact working for the Government who is paying their fees. They will Not fight against, nor challenge in any significant way the System which is the hand that feeds them. Innocent people are imprisoned and guilty people go free on a daily basis in the USA.

The criminal justice system is completely corrupt, extremely inneficient and getting worse every day.

With respect to your specific question, if it were just that simple allegation alone, a patrol officer might come by to have a look, if they are not busy with some other complaint, and if you are sitting outside they are likely to question and harrass you. If you were inside, out of view they would probably not even stop, but they might.

If it happens to be a bad cop they might try to aggitate you and get you angry so they can pull some shit if you so much as say one thing back to them. That is what they usually do, especially in low income neighborhoods. If you so much as make one wrong facial expression they could just throw you on the ground and cuff you and take you to jail and write a simple report that you got out of line and they had to subdue you. They do in fact do this sort of thing all the time.

Now, a phone call where a neighbor suspects that you were smoking pot, is one thing- but snoopy neighbors have very big imaginations- they may imagine that anyone who comes to your house is a drug dealer, that you are a drug dealer, that any car they do not recognise, belongs to a drug dealer or is likely a stolen car etc., etc. Trust me on this, people who call the police frequently have real big imaginations that are fueled by Television and News media. Most Americans are very much out of touch with the true reality of their environment because they have so much fear and propaganda pumped into their homes by the Media. This really is true.

That's all I have to say about it except for this one thing that I have learned after many years of experience. AVOID THE POLICE as much as possible, and that includes not being in the wrong place at the wrong time, making sure that all of the lights and signals on your vehicle work, that you drive very well (btw, they can make up any lie in order to pull you over and harass you and they often do this- again mostly in poor neighborhoods and/or late at night).

Avoiding any encounters whatsoever with them is the best in my opinion.
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Old 2003-08-09, 07:53
DrPepper14 DrPepper14 is offline
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You must be my lost twin brother I swear. Great post I wish everyone would take that advice. I agree, if they really want to, they can find some excuse to come inside. I just doubt that would happen in this situation, unless they've been looking for a reason to get in that particular house.
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Old 2003-08-09, 08:09
TiedToTheTemple TiedToTheTemple is offline
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BC is the best weed growing location in the world and here everybody smokes pot. The cranky bitch next door ( i have one too) calls the cops on us all the time, when the cops show all we have to do is stand at the door and ask to see a warrant. They try to bargain and say you wont get in shit if you let him him blah blah . basically all we have to do is tell them to fuck off and we have our privacy simple as that. i dunno about the states or anywhere else but they cant come in unless they got papers.
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Old 2003-08-09, 09:52
jjsx21 jjsx21 is offline
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My abject apologies; ithuoght we WERE talking of the U.S..
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Old 2003-08-09, 18:10
Harmonic Distortion Harmonic Distortion is offline
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You folks might enjoy reading this (http://www.erowid.org/freedom/police/police.shtml)... I don't live in the States, but I seriously doubt all that crap about how people have NO rights. Perhaps this is true at some higher levels of society/government, but if some cop comes to your door saying that your neighbour caught you smoking pot in your yard, you certainly have the right to tell the cop that your neighbour was mistaken.
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Old 2003-08-11, 07:48
highdro highdro is offline
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Actually it's true, the reason they had the right to approach my car was that one of the passengers made a sudden jerky movement upon seeing the officer.

Oh yes, guilty til proven innocent is why I'm probably gonna spend the next 3 years in jail, it really is your word against theirs. When the police reports come through, you will see all kinds of things that you never really said on there.
 
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