The title is a hook, but a note on prison dentistry: while in the joint, I badly needed attention given too one of my eye[canines]teeth. After ranting for hours, I was escorted to the Dentist[actually, dentist in training,nothing to good for our boys in State U- AKA Bar Bar U.] any way,here he comes,doing what I took to be a little dance, but was actually a major stagger. Having no sense of smell[another story], I did,nt know if he was drunk or fucked up, and was in to much pain to care. In he goes[no Novocaine,just a swab of that other pink stuff]and immediately breaks off the tooth below the gum line. I go off on him, and next thing I know, I,m in solitary for 30.Upshot is they did give out 3 days worth of Talwin for all extractions[lots of cons w/no teeth].

Now, one of the first things I want done after release is to get my teeth in order[being on parole, the state pays]. So I go to the dentist provided,tell him I want 8 uppers extracted[damage done from jammin speed for a couple years and complicated by the prisons attempts at root canals]. I also quite clearly state that they will have to KNOCK ME OUT, as I have a low tolerance to pain, and a general fear of Dentist anyway. So, O.K., they I.V. me in one arm with Valium, the other w/Demerol, and hit me with the gas. Next thing I know, I,ve got the dentist by the throat in one hand, and his beautiful assistant in the other, both going purple. I of course release them, and prepare to set up my next appointment, when I,m informed[ nicely invited]to not come back. Their fault[admitted by them] for not giving the correct amount of anesthesia to keep me out long enough to complete the procedure. I thought this funny as hell, and just thought I,d relate it, trolling for any other humorous Doctor/Dentist fuck-ups. Sorry for long post.

my dad when he was 10 got hit by a car while was riding a bike and he went to the hospital with 2 broken legs and a broken arm and a broken rib cage(which he thankfully recovered fully from) was getting anesthesia and he woke up 1/4 of the way through it, how shitty that would have been. i wasnt even alive but i still feel bad for him

i went to a hospital cause the "city" wasnt paying attention to their road work and i was checking the mall and slice my toe gets chopped off.... by a firehydrgen (dont ask) .. of course i was little... but i remember they "FORGOT" the anesthesia and i was awake as they took this string like thing and chopped off parts of my foot to get the vain.. at least i still got 10 toes.. THE FUCKERS... if they did that to me now i would grab the closest thing and smash it into their head