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| Better Living Through Chemistry Discussions of any and all sorts of mind-warping chemicals, pills, booze, mind machines, trippy stuff, current street prices, importing pharmaceuticals, smart drugs, nutrients, herbs, and altered states. Please try to keep your conversations "theoretical" in nature, since this is an open conference. |
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#1
 2003-08-06, 05:58
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close calls
i once was picking up an ounce from my dealer at school. well, he handed it to me in the hall (middle of a class, and no one was out, no cameras in this part) and i was having trouble fitting it in my pocket. i got to the corner of the hallway, and then the fucking principle and a teacher came around the corner and i turned away from them, and just rotated myself to keep them from seeing it. i finally got it shoved in the cargo pocket, and turned around calm as a mother fucking clam, they never knew. shit think about it, getting caught with an ounce at school in tennessee. i would have been fucked. hard.
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#2
 2003-08-06, 06:01
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I_Tweak_Too 
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Re: close calls
i had a close call just like that, but just with a couple grams, my english teacher was so suspicious of me though, damn i was lucky.
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#3
 2003-08-06, 06:03
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Re: close calls
uh, today i was smoking a cig and i looked around the corner to see someone coming up the steps...
i threw it out the window, and luckily it was my granddad [he's chill as a motherfucker]
a good way to avoid close calls is to not bring drugs into school...
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#4
 2003-08-06, 06:04
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Re: close calls
Lol... pretty harsh, yeah
Close call: looking like a siamese twin with your friend because you both just drank 3/4s of a 40 oz Smirinoff, and 2 grams of weed, and you're leaning on eachother while you walk down the mall.
We go watch Lord of the Rings (long time ago), and we roll a joint. Cops stops us and asks what is that..
me: "uh.. its a thigarette.. or thumthing.." i was slurring like a motherfucker...
he beleived us...
then we get in the theatre and i fall down the whole fucking isle... some guy yells at me and calls secuirty...
adrineline kicks in an im close to sober, talking to the theatre secuirty... phew. he let me back in and I dont remeber the movie at all... my friends say i was talking to the screen..
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#5
 2003-08-06, 06:05
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I_Tweak_Too 
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Re: close calls
quote:Originally posted by CRaZyAmishMaN:
uh, today i was smoking a cig and i looked around the corner to see someone coming up the steps...
i threw it out the window, and luckily it was my granddad [he's chill as a motherfucker]
a good way to avoid close calls is to not bring drugs into school...
CAM can i ask how old are you? i was just wondering? as ive said before im 15, but you seem really mature, soo....how old are you really?
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#6
 2003-08-06, 06:06
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Re: close calls
i have a friend that actually got caught......it was pills though (darvocet, loratab, vicodin, soma) he had about 650 pills on him in ziplock bags in his backpack....well my friend kinda had this big ego.....he had to let everyone know he was cool and the guy to go to for pills....he was known for handing them out....anyways he was in class one time and this dude asked him for a pill or two...and kept bothering him.....so my friend reaches in his backpack and hands a few to that dude....in the process the pesky fiend dropped a pill....the teacher is curious and comes up to my friend asking him what that was......and wham bam.....a few minutes later his backpack is confiscated and the school security guards are waiting for him at the classroom door......anyways long story short....he is know a convicted felon in texas......man i wish he had a smaller ego......
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#7
 2003-08-06, 06:09
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CRaZyAmishMaN 
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Re: close calls
quote:CAM can i ask how old are you? i was just wondering? as ive said before im 15, but you seem really mature, soo....how old are you really?i've been asked a couple times lately...
and i rarely state my age...
16.
i know mis_trie wanted to know, but the topic was closed
[mis- email me if you wanna chill... i'm working in WC and i'm getting an O soon]
[This message has been edited by CRaZyAmishMaN (edited 08-06-2003).]
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#8
 2003-08-06, 06:11
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Re: close calls
One time I went to a house to make a "purchace", and the cops showed up. Thank god I hadent bought the stuff, or I would of been arrested when they searched my pockets.
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#9
 2003-08-06, 06:20
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Re: close calls
I have had lots of close calls while toking up outside of movie theaters.. One time 4 cops saw us and went after us on foot. I, being the only one in the group of 5 other people holding the sac was forced to throw it a garbage can because of paranoia. All of my friends were caught besides me and I fuckign threw the sack away.. I have also had close calls with my parents.. They have found lighters and screens and always think they are for smoking weed (which they are) but i always convince them its not.. I dont know how but i do.. I know I have had lots of other close calls before but I forgot them all because at the tmie of them i was stoned.. heh
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#10
 2003-08-06, 06:22
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sk8punk151 
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Re: close calls
Oh and get this.. One time my friend came to school on 35 CCC's and OD'ed (passed out) infront of the god dam principal.. Also another time when my friend came to school on 6 vicodin he got caught cuz some faggot told somebody and my friend at the time had a ounce on him but he threw it below the principals desk while he got question and picked it up the next day without ne one noticing.. hah
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#11
 2003-08-06, 06:29
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Re: close calls
quote:Originally posted by CRaZyAmishMaN:
CAM can i ask how old are you? i was just wondering? as ive said before im 15, but you seem really mature, soo....how old are you really?i've been asked a couple times lately...
and i rarely state my age...
16.
i know mis_trie wanted to know, but the topic was closed
[mis- email me if you wanna chill... i'm working in WC and i'm getting an O soon]
[This message has been edited by CRaZyAmishMaN (edited 08-06-2003).]
alright man, just wondering, you always sounded to me like you were 25-30 to me, nice to know you are some one my age. later. 
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#12
 2003-08-06, 06:33
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CRaZyAmishMaN 
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Re: close calls
quote:you always sounded to me like you were 25-30 to mewhoa, makin' me feel old!
i have a thing for writing [which is half the reason i've stayed here so long]...
not a fetish "thing"... just a thing... 
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#13
 2003-08-06, 06:38
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Re: close calls
One time me and two of my friends drove over to some girls house to smoke, we got there and the room already reeked of weed. Well we were about to do hits off her 5-foot bong when her dad walked in. He was like "Hi, ive never seen you two before." and then he sees the her dog laying in the corner, and he goes: "Jesus christ, Gina! Its so smoky in here youre gonna get the dog high!" Then he grabbed the dog and started walking out. My friend Said: you dont care about this? He just said he was our age once and left us alone.
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#14
 2003-08-06, 07:03
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Re: close calls
I don't have any really good ones but my brother does. Once he was drinking and driving with some friends when their car broke down. They had a bunch of booze on them so they pushed the car to a safe spot when a cop rolled up. My brother being the paranoid freak that he is (and for good reason considering his history with the police in this town) starts to walk away holding tw o24 packs of Miller. The cop tell him to come back so he drops the booze and runs. Long story short, he had 7 of the 8 police cars that patrol out city at night after his ass and was hopping fences like a mofo. Unfortunetly a cop caught him and busted his face into a brick patio, majorly chipping 3 of his front teeth (which he got fixed) afterwards the damn pigs said that he did it to himself. Talk about bacon
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#15
 2003-08-06, 12:05
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Re: close calls
i had just bought a glass handpipe(new) off some guy for 10$ and my friend offered to smoke a bowl during break...luckily he got pulled into OCS and we didnt smoke, because next period the drug dogs were in my class, and i had the pipe in my backpack. to bad my friend came back and got busted with about 2-3 ounces...foolish people bringing lots of pot to school.
and with my mom, i was smoking a cig and i finished it, 30 seconds later she walks into my room and tells me too turn down my TV...luckily i didnt have any more, or else i would have been it some shit...im supprised she didnt smell it
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#16
 2003-08-06, 12:19
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Re: close calls
quote:
i've been asked a couple times lately...
and i rarely state my age...
16.
i know mis_trie wanted to know, but the topic was closed
[mis- email me if you wanna chill... i'm working in WC and i'm getting an O soon]
I can relate, I am 16 too.
Ok now onto my story, which one to pick.. I have soooo many!
Hmm ok well we have this thing for throwing small get togethers outside when we have no place to drink, so we decided to drink behind this fence thing kinda close to houses but not too close. Well anyways we were all drunk and just tokin up when 4 fucken police come through the woods about 4 feet away from me and my friend. We just started running our asses off and so did everyone else after they noticed what was going on. The cops chased us to about the end of the fence, and then got on their knees and pulled out their pistol and yelled "stop or you will be hurt", but i just kept running. I got away and chilled for a bit and came up on 400$ about a hour or 2 later.
Well, it was a good thing I wasn't caught, cuz I have already had 2 minor in consumption charges. ( kinda stupid for me drinking outside, but the judge was dumb and I was only charged with a first offense )
GG?
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#17
 2003-08-06, 12:56
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Re: close calls
quote:Originally posted by CRaZyAmishMaN:
CAM can i ask how old are you? i was just wondering? as ive said before im 15, but you seem really mature, soo....how old are you really?i've been asked a couple times lately...
and i rarely state my age...
16.
i know mis_trie wanted to know, but the topic was closed
[mis- email me if you wanna chill... i'm working in WC and i'm getting an O soon]
[This message has been edited by CRaZyAmishMaN (edited 08-06-2003).]
heh, I'm 16 as well
I've never really had any close calls with stuff like that.. I always got caught.
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#18
 2003-08-06, 14:20
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Re: close calls
I was going donw route 21 today, and by the dam helicopter, bounce it up down down down flak it up, and when i got to the played alley way until noon was fried fried mmmm, mmmmmdmmmmaaaaa, MMMDDDMMMAAA (echo echo)
MDDDMMMMMMAAA (echo echo)
down in ox iniox assencion, echo9, star deecension 4, connection (thats me by the way folks) delta-9 xtsz xtc xtz MDDDMMMMAA (the funeral is about to begin_ dn dun dun dun, do da da da da dod odad da, dun dun dun dun dun DuN DUn DUND UND UND
fuck ia tcity zity gta; owrvers hop a noodle fuck a poodle ziax zizx zxizx fuck a city a hundred blocks poop ttar and piss sewage fuck a moose and strike a coos n(a pussy by the way folks) city byten
dum diddie dum school girl clash BAM SHIT FUCK BIG DADDY BUST shit fcu tshit fuck collapse on this shit delta 9- over delta 9- do you read me? this is cannxiob i read you loud n claer MOTHERFCUCKR FUCK UP YUOR FUCKIN UGLY ASS FACE, sexeim sex sex eex sxeim
sum shitty do, jits ok, all up in flame, to city block shat fuck ti up read leader red eadr (delta-9: read 242340920-blockhaul this is red phoenix we have a tail, over.)
copy that: roger
(nuclear missle: we arge going to drash!!!!
(explsion starts )) DELTA-9!!! THis si rRed phoenix, statistics indicate hat
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#19
 2003-08-06, 14:51
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Re: close calls
In response to that above post: say whhhhhAAAAAAAAT?!?!?
Anyway, in response to all that "having pot in school" stuff... I once knew a guy who was in the hall yelling about how the school was so slack about kids having weed (even though it really wasn't like that), and he took out a nice little 2- or 3-gram branch and started waving it around, screaming about how it was nice that he could just do that in the middle of the hallway... and apparently the principal walked by and did nothing. I don't think he ever did get caught...
As for myself, I don't really have any good stories of close calls, since we always got away with everything, heh heh. I remember one time we were blazing behind my friend's work, after he got off (this was probably 11 at night), and about 5 minutes into our session we see this light go on on the top floor of a nearby house. We all figured that the fucker had seen us and called the cops, but luckily we noticed and left. We went back to another friend's house and continued our session.
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#20
 2003-08-06, 14:56
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Harmonic Distortion 
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Re: close calls
Oh wait... actually, I do have a story. It's an "almost a close call but eventually got caught" story that happened to one of my buddies. He was at the liquor store, and some kind of huge commotion happened (like somebody ran their car into the side of the building or something... maybe that wasn't it but it was something big like that). Anyway, my friend decides to use the commotion to his advantage and do some theiving, so he takes a sixty of vodka and blows the scene. Unfortunately for him, some guy saw him and started yelling at my buddy, so he ran. The guy chases after him in his truck (god damn, just leave the kid alone, eh?). My friend got a little ways away, but he lost one of his shoes. Eventually the guy caught up, and buddy ditched the bottle in some lady's yard. The guy with the truck comes into the yard and starts hassling my friend, and eventually finds the bottle. The guy starts dragging him away, not even letting him go back and get his shoe. He got charged with theft I think... but luckily he was under 18 at the time, so when he did turn 18 it was erased from his record (pretty convenient system if you ask me).
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#21
 2003-08-06, 19:43
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Re: close calls
Oooh, I've got a good one...
It was the first day of summer vacation this year. During the summer, Nashville has this cheap outdoor concert thing called Dancin In The District every week. I wanted to go fucked up. So, my friends and I procured a bottle of Absolut Vodka. I fill an empty water bottle half full. My other two buddies each put some in their bottles of OJ. The guy that drove remained sober. We get to the gate, and they tell us we can't bring in open containers. I, not wanting to waste my precious fire water, chug the whole 1/2 bottle of vodka. My friends drink about half of their stuff. We're pretty damn drunk, as you can imagine. Anyways, as we're leaving that night, we decide it would be cool to throw the empty beer bottles in the parking lot. Its great fun, and we get to our car. We start to drive in the parking lot. We see blue lights in front; we see blue lights behind. Three fucking cop cars are pulling us over. Seems the cops had just sat there and watched us throw the beer bottles. They empty us out of my friend's car, cuff us and run our IDs. Of course, me and my friend who are together in one cruiser are freaking out. There's a huge bottle of Absolut on the back floorboard in a plastic bag. We're thinking our summer is over. A cop gets in the car, and asks us where we got the alcohol. He meant the beer bottles, but I thought he had found the vodka. I was just about to say a friend's sister got it for us, when my soberer companion realized he was talking about the beer. He quickly says we just picked them up in the parking lot. Finally, the cops just make us pick up beer bottles for like 5 minutes. We were all stumbling around the parking lot, I don't know how they didn't figure out we were drunk. Then, they just let us go. It was a great start to the summer.
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#22
 2003-08-06, 19:50
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I_Tweak_Too 
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Re: close calls
quote:Originally posted by LoeJ:
Oooh, I've got a good one...
heh damn that is lucky. maybe the porker was just tryin to be nice and let you off?....nah! 
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#23
 2003-08-06, 20:02
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Re: close calls
one time near the end of this years school year me and one of my friends smoked about a gram about 5 minutes before class, but by the tim we finished class had started about 15 minutes earlier so i rushed in without any sort of time to air out. i got to class pretty stoned and the teacher comes to the door because he would lock it. then it goes:
Teach"do you know what time it is?!"
Me"uuuuuuhhhhhh, you want me to get a late slip?"
then he's just sitting there in silence and laughs and goes no just get in here
so i go to my seat in the back and the people around me start laughing. my teacher starts the filmand the kid i sit beside turns to me and asked me if i had smoked because i WREAK of weed. it scared the shit out of me how close i had just come.
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#24
 2003-08-06, 21:25
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Re: close calls
Hell yeah youd have been fucked. My closest call was one night i was going out, after curfew, to meet up with my friend, we were up for some hellraising that night, i didnt get but fifty yard before the cops rolled around and saw me running, i was in a hurry, i knew i shouldnt have left so early. Anyway, they searched me, i had two lighters, a five inch blade which is apperently illegal, and a joint in my sock, they patted me down and came so close to finding the joint in my sock, i got so lucky that night.
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#25
 2003-08-06, 22:22
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Re: close calls
quote:Originally posted by CRaZyAmishMaN:
i've been asked a couple times lately...
and i rarely state my age...
16.
At last it has been revealed...
I always thought you were at least my age.
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#26
 2003-08-06, 22:28
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Re: close calls
I have had alot of close calls while hitting up routs. I rember one time my friend and i where going down a long abandoned country road doing what we do best, smoking a blunt, so we turn around near and intersection just as a cop is turning the opposite way at the intersection because we were about half way done and decided to work our way back. I was calm and cool didnt say anything nothing happned. As we went down the road i think i see him turn around . but its hilly and im stoned so i foget about it. So then half way back a car cathes up with us and where happily passing a blunt ashing it ou the window passing it and this guy is up my ass. So we get back into civilization and it was that cop or a cop. I think my friend even threw the roach out the window and it was a K-9 car! and at home my friend and i smoked a bong and since im a lazy fuck i just ashed it into a cup and forget about it. Room Wreaks of pot, we just leave. When i come back , my house care taker, who acts and looks alot like the one on billy madison, is standing in the door way with the cup of ash. she asks me what it is , im still stoned out of my mind and shaking and i say cookie crumbs. I eventually said my friend smoked slizzle sticks and she didnt say anything and forgot about it. Also my sister found a blunt bag and lighter in my bathroom. Gave it to my dad who said it smells like ciggerets, when in acuatllity it wreaked of pot. never found it again. the blunt bag was empty wiht 1 or 2 very small crumbs.
[This message has been edited by Stoned (edited 08-06-2003).]
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#27
 2003-08-07, 00:59
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Re: close calls
quote:Originally posted by kronikus:
At last it has been revealed...
I always thought you were at least my age.
kron how old are you also? damn this is so intersting to me, sorry if its off topic, im just really curious about it, and i would start my own topic but, wouldnt want it to be closed because it really doesnt have much to do with drugs.
EDIT: oh and thanks for getting rid of that 50cent dickhead, i emailed theta but im not sure if he was there to take care of him. later,
~TweaK
[This message has been edited by I_Tweak_Too (edited 08-07-2003).]
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#28
 2003-08-07, 01:42
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Re: close calls
I was smoking with a few friends(3) and we were smoking behind a pool house when the spot light came on and my friend said its ok no one is going to come up here.I pulled out my bowl and we started smoking when a kid came up and looked around the corner and saw us.We then though its ok its just a kid and kept going then a mom came around the corner and I had my bowl in my hand all I did was put my hand in a fist and walked away from them.
A few weeks later they send a letter around my hood asking if anyone knew who these three kids were I saw it and threw it away.
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#29
 2003-08-09, 03:33
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Re: close calls
Ive had a few close calls.
I got caught on this one but it wasn't that bad. One of my friends brought some prescription pills in and was passing them out to a few of her friends. And I took some oxy. There was also ridalin and vicodin. Well about 3 or 4 kids took it and no one was too fucked up. This 1 fucking kid took the god damn pills, but told on us. I claimed I didn't know what they were so I only got a 1 day in school suspension. The girls got 3 day suspensions. The kid who told got away free. About 2 months later i make a message bore, and some one starts a thread about that kid. Well, I end up getting suspended again for 3 days even thought it was out of school and i was unable to attend my class trip. I fucking hate that kid.
Another time I was at the beach with my family and I was in the car and put my bowl down. Well I apprently forgot about the bowl and left it there for the whole day. And we were staying at a campground so we weren't like at the beach all day. Yea I was about to toke when I noticed ziggy(my bowl) was missing I fucking ran as fast as I could and got it 5 minutes before everyone came back. Scary shit.
The most recent time is when I smoked in the bathroom, and my eyes were blood shot. she asked me if i was stoned an i just said i got soap in my eye lol.
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#30
 2003-08-09, 05:19
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Re: close calls
one time i was doin some coke with a friend in my car, and we were joking around and i threw the bag at him, well it landed on my dash, i payed no attention and started to drive, i then got pulled over for going 70 in a 40, guess i was to coked up to realize, well the officer tells me i seem messed up, and im speaking really fast at this point, and he looks at my eyez then put his flashlight on the dash right on the coke that spilled out, then at my friend, goes back to his car, gives me a ticket, and just leaves
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#31
 2003-08-09, 06:24
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Re: close calls
Me friend and I were smoking weed and drinking in a country club parking lot. I was stoned as hell and I had a six pack in my lap. a cop pulls up. I had no time to even put the six pack on the floor. but the cop failed to notice somehow. That was the stupidest cop I've ever run into.
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#32
 2003-08-09, 06:53
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Re: close calls
I always thought CrazyAmishMan was one of those old veterans... like in their 40's... I think the Amish Man thing made me think you were older.
Anyways... I have a few close call stories of my own but none of them are really exciting... just parents walking by when we were done toking and what not. But my friend had a good one so I might as well tell it as if it was my own. He was sitting in his room finishing off the rest of an 8th that he didn't get to earlier that day when his mom walked in while he had a hit in him. He turned and coughed into his sleeve right when she noticed he was there and she asked what was wrong. He said he had a sore throat, so she left him alone... Luckily she can't smell, or he would have been fucked.
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#33
 2003-08-09, 10:50
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Re: close calls
Once,during my stay at Bar Bar Univ., I slipped away into a maze we had made for the express purpose of taking a short nap during our work day at the furniture factory. The maze consisted of 8 foot high stacks of un-processed sheet metal, and was very intricate [dead ends, cut backs,etc., we also had a sort of "alarm" system. For whatever reason, they had a spot check, and I was sound asleep missed the "alarm".
I wandered out,after a refreshing 6 hrs., only to find that they had put out an all points for me, and instead of the mandatory 10 yrs. for attempted escape, I received only 60 days in the hole. Yes, a close one, I don't think I could have done another 10 without catching a life sentence.
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#34
 2003-08-09, 11:46
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Re: close calls
quote:Originally posted by flak47:
I was going donw route 21 today, and by the dam helicopter, bounce it up down down down flak it up, and when i got to the played alley way until noon was fried fried mmmm, mmmmmdmmmmaaaaa, MMMDDDMMMAAA (echo echo)
MDDDMMMMMMAAA (echo echo)
down in ox iniox assencion, echo9, star deecension 4, connection (thats me by the way folks) delta-9 xtsz xtc xtz MDDDMMMMAA (the funeral is about to begin_ dn dun dun dun, do da da da da dod odad da, dun dun dun dun dun DuN DUn DUND UND UND
fuck ia tcity zity gta; owrvers hop a noodle fuck a poodle ziax zizx zxizx fuck a city a hundred blocks poop ttar and piss sewage fuck a moose and strike a coos n(a pussy by the way folks) city byten
dum diddie dum school girl clash BAM SHIT FUCK BIG DADDY BUST shit fcu tshit fuck collapse on this shit delta 9- over delta 9- do you read me? this is cannxiob i read you loud n claer MOTHERFCUCKR FUCK UP YUOR FUCKIN UGLY ASS FACE, sexeim sex sex eex sxeim
sum shitty do, jits ok, all up in flame, to city block shat fuck ti up read leader red eadr (delta-9: read 242340920-blockhaul this is red phoenix we have a tail, over.)
copy that: roger
(nuclear missle: we arge going to drash!!!!
(explsion starts )) DELTA-9!!! THis si rRed phoenix, statistics indicate hat
Best.
Post.
EVAR.
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#35
 2003-08-09, 16:55
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Re: close calls
I almost got caught when I was drving back from my weed man's house with my friend. We went there to go get a blunt, but to get to his house to mine, you either have to go through this small white town or take the highway, I didn't have much gas, so I decide to go through town. There were no problems on the way there, but coming back we were taking a back road. We see this cop coming towards us, then he pulls into a house. My friend waves at him because he's a smart ass, so the cop proceeds to follow us. I wasn't driving my car, and the car was driving has no left turn signal in the back, so I'm forced to go back towards another city to try to get out of his jurisdiction. Then all of sudden I see his lights come on. I'm like "Oh Shit, eat that shit!" He pulls the weed out put it in his mouth, then the cop whips around us cuz he's an asshole. Luckily, my friend didn't start chewing and it was still in the bag. We probably would have been okay if my friend hadn't waved at the cop, he probably wouldn't have turned on his lights. Those cops know what cars we drive because the town is soo small.
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#36
 2003-08-09, 18:51
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Re: close calls
on numerous accounts i have left my bong out in the bathroom overnight. sometimes it seems that sometimes your shit just cant go wrong.
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#37
 2003-08-09, 19:49
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kingzen78 
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Re: close calls
one time i was all tokin it up in the bathroom while taking a crap, i was so fucked up when i got out. when i was in my room my mom nocks on the door and asks me why the bathroom smells like cigarette i was like i think the neighnours are smokin again, i dont thinks she bought it though, and then my sister comes in my room like 5 minutes later telling me "were you smoking weed in the house again, cuz it fucken smells" and i was like shit.
OH, and this other time i went to this party at my friends house cuz it was the party after the skool year had ended and there was beer and bud going around like crazy i was smoking and drinkin for like 2 hours, and the like at 12 in the morning some one yells cops are comming and everyone just starts running and i was like shit i cant go home right now. so i was just walkin in the dark ness for a while i think i decited to go home at 2 am and i was pretty much still drunk as fuck and still stoned, so i get home and my parents are still awake waiting for me to get home since im still 16, and they start calling me so i like what and i didnt want to go in to their room cuz i had no clear eyes that day, so i just pretended like i was asleep already, and what do you know my friends mom comes nockin and screaming out my name cuz my friend adam didnt tell her that he was coming back late so i have to get up and she starts tellin my mom that their was beer at the party and that their were some peeps passed out on the lawn(which i didnt know about)any way long story short my dad new that something was wrong with me cuz i was struguling(sp) to walk he asked how come i couldnt walk and i just said i had drank 3 beers no big deal, and he just said okay and i went to sleep
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#38
 2003-08-09, 19:55
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xSkrying 
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Re: close calls
quote:Originally posted by kingzen78:
one time i was all tokin it up in the bathroom while taking a crap,
LOL, I do that alot too, I turn on the shower and the fan, then take a shit while getting baked.
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#39
 2003-08-09, 20:25
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Re: close calls
actually wait, we were stopped at a stop light and i bent down to take a massive rip. then i get up and see a cop car pass us. fuck tha cops.
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#40
 2003-08-09, 20:39
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Sommers88 
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Re: close calls
Along time agoe (2months) i planted some seeds in a cabinet in my basement and they grew very good and yesterday my dad went into the basement cabinet and found them and no im fucked but the plants were already gone and i only left the fuckin lights in there and i was gonna move them but i didnt so for now on if ur gonna do somethin do it that second.
P.S. did i mention im fucked
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#41
 2003-08-09, 21:56
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cookiemnstr8me13 
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Re: close calls
after smoking a little bit we were all hanging in my friends room and his mom comes in and is like. IT SMELLS LIKE POT IN HERE! my friend is like, its the incense and pulls out cheech and chong incense. what a great invention.
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#42
 2003-08-17, 12:21
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waskliewbt 
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Re: close calls
ive got a damn good one
one of my friends bought 6 oz of weed a couple of months ago. it was one fat half gallon zip lock bag. i went along with him and i told him to stash it in his sub box but we had no way of taking of the subs so we ended up stashing it under his spare tire. we drove around town and ended up at his community pool around 8 pm. we met up with the other people that were gonna deal it out there. we smoked 4 blunts between us,doing shotguns and shit so when we left we were high like none other. so we put the bag bak under the tire and left with a dude that had the digis. we stoped by my friends house and got about 50 mini ziplock bags and drove off again. my friend was doing all sorts a stupid shit along the way. we raced a couple a cars and were doing 80 in 35mph zones along the way...just askin to be tagged. we finally pulled into this park around 11 and drove to a part of the parking lot that was outta the way and dark. we got out the digis and just left um by the hand brake and got out to get the bag with the interior light on still. when we opend the trunk we saw a hedlights pulling near us. we were all just saying "please dont be a cop...please dont be a cop" and when it got closer to the entrace of the parking lot we thought it was chill. we didnt see the strobes or the two tone panles, so we thought we were in the clear..but it was a bad angle and we were still really fucked up so we didnt notice the strobes until it finally pulled into the lot...then the next thing we could see were the blue and white panles and the big ass badge on the door. i didnt know what to think. it was a fear i cant describe. the only thing i could get through my mind was your fucked...ur never gonna see your girlfriend again....your life is over. the cop pulled up behind his car blocking any escape route. we were all standing outside the car by the trunk (which was wide open). then my friend walked up to the cops and said the magic words "are we not susposed to be here?" then the pissed of lookin cop said "parks closed" then my friends like ok "we'll leave then. we were just gonna play some basketball." we closed the trunk and got back in then the cop backed up to let us out. then right as we were pulling out we forgot to take the radar detector down( that would tag us for sure) but somthing happened and the cop turned his head for a sec when we drove off. he followed us out of the park and then turned out the opposite way we were goin and we were free!
also, it wasnt just the bud we had in the car; we had: baggies,knifes, riot batons,scales, pipes, and all sorts of paraphenalia shit. if my friend hadnt walked up to the car we'd all be servin hard time right now in prison for trafficing and all sorts of other shit.
so...the moral is walk up to the cop first before he has a chance to get out and start searchin!
peace and happy smokin 
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