ok maybe you read my thread that i made showing off my bong. well, i got a head on it now and it kicks fucking ass. but i need a name for it. any ideas?

http://rollerboarder.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/bong.jpg - here's a pic. you're gonna have to copy & paste it though.

Give it a nice girls name, how boutz Chastity.

quote:Originally posted by 36fuckin5:

ok maybe you read my thread that i made showing off my bong. well, i got a head on it now and it kicks fucking ass. but i need a name for it. any ideas?

http://rollerboarder.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/bong.jpg - here's a pic. you're gonna have to copy & paste it though.

es girl? tu-tu? blind girl? lav girl? i dunno

I named mine Moses. :-D

How about Hong Kong Dong Gong Bong!

name her alex

Sadly my bong is broken. Go with Vistalize's idea and choose a religious name. Either that, or a girl's name.

Arec

my friends old bong was crappy and it used to spit the nasty ass bong water up at you and that smelt like shit. so we called it "shit breath", even after it was cleaned -with one use, the smell would come back. ahh i remember that thing well, until he cracked it by accident and if his fustration threw it at a wall. dumb ass. it worked good though.

Call the bong Mary-jane. The best name for a bong.

Sylvia.

Read Bong.

Call it Bitchka ... please call it Bitchka!

The Eliminator or The SkullGrinder

http://www.angelfire.com/alt/asdfsaf/awesome.jpg (http://www.angelfire.com/alt/asdfsaf/awesome.jpg)

The way I usually name one is when I christen it. I have everyone who I smoke with come over for a night of debauchery and something will pop up during the fun .

The Power Toker

Call it Oprah. Ope for short.

Lady

im a pipe man myself,i named it Mars

bongs are for sissys

josie sounds good to me man. but i like pipes, so what do i know?

Mine's called the Green Lantern, seeing as how its made of a green cup/device. Rips rather nicely.

i saw a few good ones here, but nothing that's really great. i think i'll go with arec for now but i'm still up for suggestions. BTW, how do you pronounce arec? like eric?

Trombong

Hoover

Spicer

Buddie

Aqualung

trombong and hoover,lol,i like

Juicy!

Call it Abbess.

\Ab"bess\ ([a^]b"b[e^]s), n. [OF. abaesse, abeesse, F. abbesse, L. abbatissa, fem. of abbas, abbatis, abbot. See Abbot.] A female superior or governess of a nunnery, or convent of nuns, having the same authority over the nuns which the abbots have over the monks.

Billy Bong Thornton

Slick, Marlo Slick

\m/ rock the fuck on!!

BILLY-BONG THORNTON

James Bong, james for short

when me and my friend made our bong, we used a large, skinny dakiri (sp?) cup. it was in the shape of a girl, had boobs and an ass on the other side. so we put the stem right between her legs which made it a hermaphrodite. we named it boy george.

it needs to be original. find a charachteristic of the bong and make a clever name that is relevant to that characteristic.

"Bitch"

how we name our pieces-

pack a full bowl for every person present [the more people the more fucking wrecked you get in the end...]

after done smoking have a period of silence...

your mind will wander and someone will mumble something almost incoherant "... mmamrph achatkaaa..."

"what the fuck did you just say...?"

"ajacka!" [my friend's new glass pipe name]

it'll come to you... the bong will name itself, you are merely a vessel for it's message...

^^^ i like Amishman's idea, lol, "you're just a vessel for it's message" nice words man, nice

Simon Le Bong (for all you eighties kids)

Jon Bong Jovi

Nuclear Bong

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James Bong, james for short

i like that one but i have a habit of saying i'm gonna go make out with my bong and i wouldn't feel right saying "i'm gonna go make out with james." i think i'm gonna call it the abyss because if you take a hit of some really good bud it puts you into an abyss. hell even a hit of some schwag will get you high.

Give it a girls name. I named my bowl Izabella after the Hendrix song.