In my last thread letting people know I was goin away to prison, someone suggested I keep a journal and post on totse. I was thinkin about doing it. I know of a person willing to get the mail and post it on totse. would you be interested in reading a weekly journal of the insides of prison?

Give it a try. But I doubt your allowed to carry a [B]pencil in jail.

Write with your blood.

Either that, or write with bits of rock you see on the ground.

Oh you can definetly get pens and pencils. This will be my second time in prison. You would be amazed at the amount of things you can buy off commisary. You can buy tv's, radios, shoes, and many other shit. So it will defenetly be possibly to send a letter out weekly. I just wanna see if this appeals to anyone.

I'd ve interested if it involved storys and scary shit [and anal sex].

i'd be interested. ive been on the "inside" twice now, but not in the BIG house, just juvee and county. do it dude.

If you keep in the stories about Bubba and the frequent gay rapes, yes.

Be sure to include your mental state on each issue, just like a myspace blog.

I'm excited

quote:Originally posted by BigBird:

Oh you can definetly get pens and pencils. This will be my second time in prison. You would be amazed at the amount of things you can buy off commisary. You can buy tv's, radios, shoes, and many other shit. So it will defenetly be possibly to send a letter out weekly. I just wanna see if this appeals to anyone.Battery powered TV's? Or do you have electrical outlets in your cell?

quote:Originally posted by BigBird:

Oh you can definetly get pens and pencils. This will be my second time in prison. You would be amazed at the amount of things you can buy off commisary. You can buy tv's, radios, shoes, and many other shit. So it will defenetly be possibly to send a letter out weekly. I just wanna see if this appeals to anyone.

Yes this would interest me very much! as i plan to write a script about life is prison,im interesed in the meaning of tatoos, various gangs and so on...

quote:Originally posted by Streetvision:

I'm excited

Only Big Kev can say that....hes dead btw

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quote:Originally posted by The Shady Dealer:

Battery powered TV's? Or do you have electrical outlets in your cell?



Where I was at last time, each cell had 2 outlets. The radios take batteries but the tv's use the outlets. They are clear tv's, preventing you from hiding stuff in them. Also, they are made so if you tamper with any of the screws in the tv, the whole thing wont work.

Its looking like people are gonna be interested in this.

I will be sure to make it very detailed. Portaying life inside and everything having to do with life in prison.

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Twould be very fucking awesome.

Be sure to inlcude thoughts and such.

Gay rapes aren't very common.

EDIT: Ajcz, sometimes you make me grr.

That's all I'll say, I don't overly enjoy making people sad.

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sign me up fo dat

Go on with it BigBird! Gonna be interesting. What´s this time your felony, if may I ask?

The Ronin13.

Will you promise to leave in all the stories of violent rape?

quote:Originally posted by BigBird:



Its looking like people are gonna be interested in this.

I will be sure to make it very detailed. Portaying life inside and everything having to do with life in prison.



Dude this is just a suggestion.

When you get out and if people think the journals are good prehaps tidy them up/edit them a little and submit them to a publisher.

you never know your luck

I'd read it. Best of luck, man.

How long you in for and what did you do? One of my mates just got 5 years jail aswell. Tough situation man, best of luck. Keen to read about your life inside. Probably be nice to have something to do while you're in there.

I would read it.

for some reason im very interested what's the fellony. oh DO tell.... =)

I will only be in for 2 - 4 months. The crime that gave me the time is larceny 6th and failure to appear. Usually anyone would get fines for these but I have so many prior convictions that the state would only settle with time.

Are you going to a minimum-security prison in Connecticut? If you are, it will probably not be very interesting... equal to serving time in the county jail. Boring.

Now, if you’re going to a maximum-security prison in a state loaded with black killers and rapist then that would definitely make an interesting read.





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I am not sure where I am going. The thing is, in CT I am classified as mental health. The mental health prison is a very violent maximum security. So I may end up going there. If not I may goto a minimum.

I would definately read it dude. Go more into detail about the tv though, i dont get it.

quote:Originally posted by Maniak182:

I would definately read it dude. Go more into detail about the tv though, i dont get it.

The TV is made of clear plastic making it see-through. The screws holding the TV together are rigged so that when any of the screws are tampered with, it renders the TV useless. Get it now?

could this be controlled by a moderator? so no one could post in the topic it would jsut be a weekly update? we should put this in the faq to.

Dear journal:

day 1: my cellmate insisted i bend over nude and pick up his toothbrush.

day 2. i was sexually raped by the black man reffered to as tyrone.

day 3. im gonna kill myself i think im queer!

in england your allowed games consoles in jail if your a good boy.

jail wouldnt seem so scary if it werent for the films

ever seen the mean machine? where he pours that boiling water over his face? i think the funniest bit was that the kettle had a pink tea cosy and the guy was sum crazy drug kingpin.

quote:Originally posted by jdp:

could this be controlled by a moderator? so no one could post in the topic it would jsut be a weekly update? we should put this in the faq to.

Is this possible?

pull an andy dufane (shawshank redemtion)

BigBird I'll be interested on doing that. my email is maurovz@gmail.com msn: mc_died@hotmail.com

That sounds like a really good ideal bigbird. I think a lot of people who havn't been to prison will definatly appreciate a first hand look from a fellow totse member.

/\ like me =)

i would read it

Go for it.

And leave in teh buttsecks.

quote:Originally posted by SheeEttin:

Go for it.

And leave in teh buttsecks.

All rapes and buttsex will be left in.

this is a good idea, I agree that mabey a mod should control the whole thing though.

quote:Originally posted by dugR:

this is a good idea, I agree that mabey a mod should control the whole thing though.

If one steps up and would like to, fine with me.

What I am probably gonna end up doing is mailing the journal to my girlfriend weekly and have her type it up and post under my usernname.

This way I wont have people making up bullshit and posting it saying it is from me.

I would like to get a mod involved, if one is interested.

quote:Originally posted by BigBird:



I would like to get a mod involved, if one is interested.

Well the thing is, the SG moderators go through a cycle so that all the moderators have a turn at moderating the forum because SG is a hell hole to moderate.

So even if one of us would be willing to take on the task of deleting any posts made to your weekly journal, we would eventually be cycled out and you would have to rely on the next moderator to pick up where we had left off.

Plus, there is no way we can just set the thread to that members cannot post to it. We have to actually come back to it every so often and delete any posts members have made to it.

This, I can guarantee you, would be overrun by spammers and would eventually be abandoned by the moderators.

Awesome. I would read it.

I would actually encourage people to reply in the thread. This way my girlfriend could print out peoples reactions to it and mail it to me. I would still be able to be part of totse from behind bars!

What are you going inside for dude?

quote:Originally posted by Aleric:

What are you going inside for dude?

Larceny 6th and Failure to Appear.

Crimes are usually punishable by fines. Due to my priors they gave me 4 months.

Go for it man, I'd read it.

Seeing my girlfriend is an unreliable cunt, she will not be posting my journal anymore.

Is there a mod that is interested in having me mail them the journal so they can post it?

I would do it no worries but I live in the UK, so hopefully an American on here will be willing to help.

Good luck inside, anyhow.

I'd love to read whatever you put to paper.

Props to you.

yes, let us read your prison story.

but scrap the part where you are butfucked etc.

Im thinking it would be a good idea to scrap the parts about the emotional drama with my girlfriend.

You guys wouldnt wanna hyear about that shit, right?

Keep the emotional drama. Don't edit shit out. It makes a more interesting story. Look at all the people who fucked up in life, then got rich writing memoirs about it.

I'd read it. I've spent the night in a juvenille justice center! We're bros from the inside yo!

If you really cannot find anybody to type them up in the US, I am in the UK and would do it for you if you were able to post here. :/

quote:Originally posted by Hell in a Lunchbox:

Keep the emotional drama. Don't edit shit out. It makes a more interesting story. Look at all the people who fucked up in life, then got rich writing memoirs about it.

Good point.

Bigbird when are you going?

quote:Dear Diary,

Today, Jesus told me he loves me. No, not Jesus of Nazareth, but my big Mexican cell mate. Later on that day, he but raped me and then proceeded to mouth rape me.

~BigBird~

Uhh, no I could pass on this "Prison Journal" thing.



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quote:Originally posted by Syzygy117:

Bigbird when are you going?

March 1st. Which is this upcoming wednesday.

Fuck this shit is getting close.

We'll miss you BigBird!

do it!

bigbird asl?

what about pillpig

any word on him

i remember seeing a tread on him when i wasnt a user

This sounds fun if you want I'll type it up I live on Long Island, so I'm pretty close. Just go through with it man.

I would suggest trying to find a reliable member, because it would suck balls for you to be sending the journal to them, and they don't post on Totse anymore. Try a mod or something.

Yes! I'd love to read it.

I was the one who suggested it. I feel famous now.

EDIT: Fuck, he's leaving in like 5 days! we need somebody to post the letters.

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You can make a best-selling book out of it, dude.

But yeah, I'd definately read it.

quote:Originally posted by Trooper555:

what about pillpig

any word on him

i remember seeing a tread on him when i wasnt a user

hes in the slammer but one of his freinds posts here and there.

quote:Originally posted by Chinese Food52:

I would suggest trying to find a reliable member, because it would suck balls for you to be sending the journal to them, and they don't post on Totse anymore. Try a mod or something.

It turns out me and my girlfriend made amends. So she will be posting the journal for me under my username. Im getting pretty close to leaving, anyone got any ideas that havent been mentioned for the journal? I want to make this good. What are some things you guys would be interested in knowing? What I had for dinner? etc etc

dude just post on everything from when you got up in the morning to spuratic speech with fellow cellmates

First, edit nothing out. That defeats the point, to my mind. And just write whatever seems important while you're in there. If nothing else it'll be an interesting look into your mind.

Maybe you could try the word association game. In case you don't know, you just start writing random words, just start with the first word that pops into your mind, and then keep writing whatever random words or phrases pop into your head. Besides that just write about how you feel, your mental state, stuff like that.

Can you trust your girlfriend not to get weirded out, and edit or stop posting if you write about rape/sex and stuff?

quote:Originally posted by crazygoatemonky:

Can you trust your girlfriend not to get weirded out, and edit or stop posting if you write about rape/sex and stuff?

Good point.

quote:Originally posted by JewNDaOven:

day 2. i was sexually raped by the black man reffered to as tyrone.

"I had only seen the shadow of the tip of that monstrosity!"

FTW

Has this come to fruition in another thread or what?

What the fuck-hell. It's the 12th....

Get your gf to post two identical threads, except one of them she names (don't post) and the other (free post). And hope the rest of totse gets it.

I want stories of prison rape ,NOW!

wtf man 12 days and no journal

quote:Originally posted by lisdexic:

I want stories of prison rape ,NOW!

I 2nd this.

i'm excited about the prospect of hearing about the inside of a prison. i'll definitely read if you post.

What the hell? No journal yet? I hope he makes it...

I know of this guy. He started smoking pot when he was 13. He smoked it casually for a couple years, going in and out of stages of constant smoking.

So, he turns 17. He goes into a big ass bender, and begins growing this g-13 strain.

Within 6 weeks after harvest he had 4 grand and put down payments on some cheap ass toyota his girlfriend wanted and his own shelby mustang. He took his new car and parked it in between the locations he visited the most.

He went on to place 11 cars throughout 3 states in case his ever broke down. Really paranoid about being stuck somewhere. He's only 19 now. His girlfriend was caught with over 6 pounds in various bag sizes, getting a 4 year sentence.

He now lives with his girlfriend's closest friends, where they spend their days toking up and spending money.

His partner in crime, mr.tinmen, was estimated by the fbi to have harvested more than 5,000 pounds of marijuana. He died in a car crash when he was 24.

quote:Originally posted by KriminalMinded:

I know of this guy. He started smoking pot when he was 13. He smoked it casually for a couple years, going in and out of stages of constant smoking.

So, he turns 17. He goes into a big ass bender, and begins growing this g-13 strain.

Within 6 weeks after harvest he had 4 grand and put down payments on some cheap ass toyota his girlfriend wanted and his own shelby mustang. He took his new car and parked it in between the locations he visited the most.

He went on to place 11 cars throughout 3 states in case his ever broke down. Really paranoid about being stuck somewhere. He's only 19 now. His girlfriend was caught with over 6 pounds in various bag sizes, getting a 4 year sentence.

He now lives with his girlfriend's closest friends, where they spend their days toking up and spending money.

His partner in crime, mr.tinmen, was estimated by the fbi to have harvested more than 5,000 pounds of marijuana. He died in a car crash when he was 24.

Two and a half TONS of weed... oh god... that'd fill a house ten times over..

Anyway, I call bullshit, no journal yet.

The whole point of the story is that the bad guy get's away in the end. What I failed to point out is that the main charector provokes all the negative things that happened to people in his life.

Who do you think got all of the tinmen's weed after he died? That day his girlfriend got busted, he walked away.

quote:Originally posted by Niggers_With_Attitude:

wtf man 12 days and no journal

NWA, I used to know your AIM or MSN... can you refresh my memory?

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Blonde:

Originally posted by BigBird:

Oh you can definetly get pens and pencils. This will be my second time in prison. You would be amazed at the amount of things you can buy off commisary. You can buy tv's, radios, shoes, and many other shit. So it will defenetly be possibly to send a letter out weekly. I just wanna see if this appeals to anyone.

Yes this would interest me very much! as i plan to write a script about life is prison,im interesed in the meaning of tatoos, various gangs and so on...

Dude, it's been done to death...Do something original, or if you insist on doing a prison movie, make it fresh.

how is it you know of him? what the fuck. i call double bullshit.

quote:Originally posted by Auburn Azazel:

how is it you know of him? what the fuck. i call double bullshit.

Pretty soon we'll have a triple treat of bullshit.

Just watch.

have fun in coragan

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

Give it a try. But I doubt your allowed to carry a [B]pencil in jail.

My dad writes me letters all the time from jail.

ive made trips to southern prison. if you are a wigger you will be convinced to suck nigger dick..sad but true....if you are a stand up white redneck tough guy and stay with the like you will have know problem. DO NOT have any dealings of ANY kinds with the toads and you be just fine. First thing youll need to do is shave your white head to the skin and act pissed off all the time. Also if you are close to your release date keep it yourself....they love to fuck up shorttimers parole..DONT BE WEAK, BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!!! P.S. dont except ANY "free" little debby snack cakes, this is verrrry imprtant!

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