My theory is that maturbation makes you ugly. You see, your body is currently so due to its survival needs.

When men see breats, they get aroused because there primitive instinct is telling them that there children will have milk. When they see a nice ass n curves, they get aroused because there natural instincts tell them that this lady is fit for bearing children. Women are attracted to masculine guys n not skinny dudes cuz there primitive instincts sense protection and strength. This is always so with animals, and we, are living creatures, and have these instincts as well.

Now, my theory is this: As we abstain from masterbation, our primitive instincts are saying that we are in need of a mate. Our body will therefore change its appearance in order to attract the opposite sex. But when we masterbate, our body is thinking "hey! we are mating" so the need to attract the opposite sex is no longer present, and our body begins to stop reinventing itself in order to attract people. And as this occurs, the primitive instinct of others tells them that this person is not in need of a mate, and already has one.

No lie I honestly tried this. N it seems that whenever i stop masterbating for a couple weeks, I notice less acne on my face.

Isn't that so cool?!

I already have a few contradictions to my own theory: like how come women always find you more attractive when you have a girlfriend. But thats probably just because they know your capable of protecting them too.

I want feedback!

You actually stopped masturbating for a couple weeks? The longest I can last is around a week, then any contact with my penis makes me squirt like a bloody whale.

I'm pretty sure masturbation cures acne to an extent because of the stress relieving chemicals that the orgasm releases.

I will rape young children if I dont whack it.

well all you've really proven is that when you stop masturbating, your acne goes down. i've heard something like that before. how else can you "make yourself more attractive?" it's not like if you have a big nose or a weird face that it's going to fix itself from not masturbating.

i wonder at what point did people start masturbating. do monkeys masturbate? did cavemen masturbate?

This is bullshit, you don't get aroused by it because its about kids, who the fucking hell wants them, you fucking get aroused because thats just the way it is, how do you explain why people are aroused by a pretty face? Jesus fucking christ.

Hey idiot, its instinct, believe it or not, its halfway true.^^

quote:Originally posted by Dr. Bullshit:



i wonder at what point did people start masturbating. do monkeys masturbate? did cavemen masturbate?

They probably started the same way you did. I remember the first time I discovered masterbating, I was in my Grandma's closet, n I was playing with a vibrating back massager i found. It felt so good against my back that i put it everywhere. Then it went somewhere it shouldn't i froze stiff, n didn't open my mouth for half-an hour afterwards. I was 11 years old.

quote:Originally posted by Homerunbrad:

Hey idiot, its instinct, believe it or not, its halfway true.^^

Thank you

Chimpanzees masturbate. So did cavemen, I presume. If some weak guy saw a strong caveman get the hot chick, he'd probably flog it and imagine himself with the girl.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

quote:Originally posted by Dehymenizer:

You actually stopped masturbating for a couple weeks? The longest I can last is around a week, then any contact with my penis makes me squirt like a bloody whale.



haha u must be one ugly motherfucker

quote:Originally posted by Dr. Bullshit:

how else can you "make yourself more attractive?" it's not like if you have a big nose or a weird face that it's going to fix itself from not masturbating.

Answer my question.

It all makes sense now! I masturbate constantly, which must make me ugly, which is why I can't get a girlfriend, which makes me depressed, which makes me masturbate more... It's a viscious circle.

quote:Originally posted by Dr. Bullshit:

how else can you "make yourself more attractive?" it's not like if you have a big nose or a weird face that it's going to fix itself from not masturbating.

I'm assuming this theory applies mainly to those still growing, since once you stop growing you can;t really do nething. Its like bones n milk. You need it especially when your young to make a strong start on your bone development, but u still need it to stop oesteoperosis when you older. With masterbation, this is especially true when you younger, this way u won't have that big nose or huge forehead when ur older, but its still important so that yiu can stop acne later on in adolesant years.

Is there ne one here that masterbates a shitload since puberty and is fucking gorgeous?...Cuz that jus proves my whole theroy wrong...Unless you would of been even more gorgeous if you didn't masterbate.

very insightful and logical

quote:Originally posted by shaunnn:

very insightful and logical

Thank you

Man, you guys should serioulsy try not to masterbate for a week, I realy love it!

Your so horney, I go up to girls not even thinking what i'm going to say...

I always try not to do it, Isnt it good for sports too? And your not suppose to masterbate 24hrs before a boxing match...

I think it kinda softens you up like a sissy!

I mean if you didnt:

Horney=Desprate for girls, going up to them and meeting them

Anger=More respect in some way, I guess you need some anger...

id love to test the thoery but reading this thread and reading the M word makes me wanna M ter bate

im addititd

Makes sense I guess, when you masturbate, it release hormones. So when you don't masturbate the hormones acumulate and the hormones are something that atracts women, it has something to do with some kind of body smell.

So your saying if a hot girl masterbates she becomes ugly?? wtf?

Well, that explains my hunchback and slurred speech at least.

quote:Originally posted by Trojan_47:

I'm assuming this theory applies mainly to those still growing, since once you stop growing you can;t really do nething. Its like bones n milk. You need it especially when your young to make a strong start on your bone development, but u still need it to stop oesteoperosis when you older. With masterbation, this is especially true when you younger, this way u won't have that big nose or huge forehead when ur older, but its still important so that yiu can stop acne later on in adolesant years.

that shit is genetic...

quote:Originally posted by Homerunbrad:

I will rape young children if I dont whack it.

yes and i'm living proof of the masturbate -> ugliness theorem



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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Bullshit:

well all you've really proven is that when you stop masturbating, your acne goes down. i've heard something like that before. how else can you "make yourself more attractive?" it's not like if you have a big nose or a weird face that it's going to fix itself from not masturbating.

i wonder at what point did people start masturbating. do monkeys masturbate? did cavemen masturbate?

All mammal's who still have sex organs masturbate. Why do you think that non-neudered/spayed dogs are allways licking themselves? And bears actually masturbate more than humans do.

I know humans were masturbating by ancient egypt, because one of the egyptian myths talks about a multi-sexual divine creature that reproduces by masturbating. My guess is that we were masturbating since the beginning of time.

quote:Originally posted by krys:

I always try not to do it, Isnt it good for sports too? And your not suppose to masterbate 24hrs before a boxing match...The professional boxers don't masturbate/have sex for months leading up to a big fight. Just ask George Foreman.

ive actualy cut back alot on the masturbating. the past 10 months ive been down to once a week and in some cases even once every 2 weeks. i realy just didnt feel like doing it and the urge to constantly masturbate went away when i "fell in love" with some girl. but that is a completely different story in a completely different thead in the correct forum(which this thread should be in btw).

i think eventualy we all just grow out of it. in some cases it happens sooner than others.

So, does mutual masterbation make you BOTH ugly?

Masterbation and sex both have the same effect. I focused upon masterbation since it is more frequently practiced.

However, now that u mentioned it, I believe masterbating with one self would have more noticeable effects since many find it self-degrading and immoral. Sex often puts a glow on peoples faces afterwards and is more self-rewarding, and reduced far more stress.

And to answer your question yes.



[This message has been edited by Trojan_47 (edited 07-21-2005).]

if masterbation makes you ugly, you must be 1 ugly son a bitch

Just re-read your theory.

One contradiction that springs to mind (dunno if it's already been metioned) is, you say that when you masterbate the body says 'hey, we're mating' & so it no longer needs to be attractive, it has done what it was born to do.

You also say that women are attracted to attached guys but surely THEY are also mating & have been told by their bodies not to bother being attractive any more?



On a supportive note, since I got married the pounds have piled on, since I'm hardly gonna go out on the pull, but that's not arbitrary evoloution, more like voluntary devoloution.

EDIT: Typo.

[This message has been edited by Nando (edited 07-21-2005).]

Also, I don't find masterbating self-degrading, actually I find it self rewarding

I'd only find it immoral if I DIDN'T do it

Not trolling dude.

Serious answers to a serious Q.

quote:Originally posted by Nando:

So, does mutual masterbation make you BOTH ugly?

i dont know. ive never masturbated her and she has never mastubated me. im not with her. she doesnt feel the same way about me as i do about her. like i said its a long and complicated story. i am currently recieving no sexaul activity. not even masturbating myself.

quote:Originally posted by Doctor Reefa:

Makes sense I guess, when you masturbate, it release hormones. So when you don't masturbate the hormones acumulate and the hormones are something that atracts women, it has something to do with some kind of body smell.



Pheremones that is..

quote:Originally posted by Trojan_47:

[B]Masterbation and sex both have the same effect. I focused upon masterbation since it is more frequently practiced.

However, now that u mentioned it, I believe masterbating with one self would have more noticeable effects since many find it self-degrading and immoral. Sex often puts a glow on peoples faces afterwards and is more self-rewarding, and reduced far more stress.

And to answer your question yes.

B]

If this is true, then in theory most/any person that has a frequent sexually active life should be steadily declining in attractive appearance. And obviously this just isn't the case. Take porn stars for instants, they are sexually active multiple times a day for weeks/months/years at a time. Apart from unavoidably become looser and worn,porn stars are well....hot! Despite their frequently sexual active life.





[This message has been edited by shrooms420 (edited 07-21-2005).]

quote:Originally posted by Trojan_47:

My theory is that maturbation makes you ugly. You see, your body is currently so due to its survival needs.

When men see breats, they get aroused because there primitive instinct is telling them that there children will have milk. When they see a nice ass n curves, they get aroused because there natural instincts tell them that this lady is fit for bearing children. Women are attracted to masculine guys n not skinny dudes cuz there primitive instincts sense protection and strength. This is always so with animals, and we, are living creatures, and have these instincts as well.

Now, my theory is this: As we abstain from masterbation, our primitive instincts are saying that we are in need of a mate. Our body will therefore change its appearance in order to attract the opposite sex. But when we masterbate, our body is thinking "hey! we are mating" so the need to attract the opposite sex is no longer present, and our body begins to stop reinventing itself in order to attract people. And as this occurs, the primitive instinct of others tells them that this person is not in need of a mate, and already has one.

No lie I honestly tried this. N it seems that whenever i stop masterbating for a couple weeks, I notice less acne on my face.

Isn't that so cool?!

I already have a few contradictions to my own theory: like how come women always find you more attractive when you have a girlfriend. But thats probably just because they know your capable of protecting them too.

I want feedback!

Looks like it makes you stupid too

is there anyone here who masterbate about every or everyother day?? i used to when i was really really horny. and now my comp is fucked so ill be looking at porn on the laptop

I remember the first time I jerked off. I was in middle school and was just starting to like girls, and up until then I didnt know much about masturbation but I knew that stroking my penis made me feel good, one day I was doing that to a pic of (I still remember) Jennifer lopez, in fact it was on ebay, I searched for Jennifer lopez pics or something, and then a shitload of sperm came out. Now when I whack off not as much comes out but thats only because I whack off a few times a day.

Anyway, there may be some validity to what you are saying, I remember I started getting acne around that time, or maybe it just has to do with hormones. That could be what you are reffering to in the first place.

quote:Originally posted by shrooms420:

If this is true, then in theory most/any person that has a frequent sexually active life should be steadily declining in attractive appearance. And obviously this just isn't the case. Take porn stars for instants, they are sexually active multiple times a day for weeks/months/years at a time. Apart from unavoidably become looser and worn,porn stars are well....hot! Despite their frequently sexual active life.



I'd have to disagree with you on that. I honestly think porn stars do look uglier after a while. Anal sex is also known to fuck their asses up whcih is why many dont like it.

The only reason you get less acne when you stop jacking off for a while, is because you stop touching your face with dirty dick hands.

quote:Originally posted by fire_jade:

The only reason you get less acne when you stop jacking off for a while, is because you stop touching your face with dirty dick hands.

Actually the penis is one of the cleanest part of your body....Unless u stick it in dirty places

quote:Originally posted by Trojan_47:

I'd have to disagree with you on that. I honestly think porn stars do look uglier after a while. Anal sex is also known to fuck their asses up whcih is why many dont like it.

Yes, but if you read towards the end of my post I said appart from becoming loose or worn. Which is what you are speaking of. I am talking more about public phisical appearance as in face,skin,shape. I'm not saying that every porn star is an amazingly beautiful person and will not decline in appearance after joining the buisiness, obviously not person is the same and many different variables are involved.

quote:Originally posted by Pinball Mgruff:

I'm pretty sure masturbation cures acne to an extent because of the stress relieving chemicals that the orgasm releases.

hmm..u may be right. but i alwayz thought that it would make acne worse cuz of over-active hormones that are releases during orgasm...but ya, i dunno.

Just thought I'd bring up the oldest thread ever... Oh, and you're welcome...

quote:Originally posted by Dr. Bullshit:

well all you've really proven is that when you stop masturbating, your acne goes down. i've heard something like that before. how else can you "make yourself more attractive?" it's not like if you have a big nose or a weird face that it's going to fix itself from not masturbating.

i wonder at what point did people start masturbating. do monkeys masturbate? did cavemen masturbate?

Monkeys do masturbate, and they have sex quite frequently.

quote:Originally posted by WorldFamous:

Well, that explains my hunchback and slurred speech at least.

Hey, I've got those too! But I think it's more likely the months spent hunched over the computer screen, speaking rarely and then only to demand food or other services... Then again, I only speak for myself

quote:Originally posted by Dehymenizer:

You actually stopped masturbating for a couple weeks? The longest I can last is around a week, then any contact with my penis makes me squirt like a bloody whale.

A whole week?!

The more instinctive == The more primitive.

Ha, oddly enough it reminds me of Lamarck's theory on evolution (which by the way has been discredited for several years). Saying that your body gets uglier when you release semin is humorus.

its has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WAY YOU LOOK!!, but it heavely affects the way you act

You're a fucking idiot. Your acne clears up because of hormones.

You must be the ugliest person in the world.

I think you're turning Japanese.

quote:Originally posted by Trojan_47:

Women are attracted to masculine guys n not skinny dudes cuz there primitive instincts sense protection and strength.



Then why are there some women who like skinny and feminin (sp?) guys, (read: emo )? Each one of us is different, you cannot say that one person is like another. And that instinct thing is really questionable, but believeable.

Believable.

I'm gonna hazard a guess here. Since I'm not a woman it can only be a guess.

Maybe girls go for guys who seem like strong providers & offer security & protection. Not knucleheads like from the cave man days

We live in an age where the geek is all powerful. The Geek have inherited the earth.

For geek read educated guy...

What I'm saying is that in todays world Wilma wouldn't give Fred a second glance, rr a first one for that matter.

Ps: Wilma's HOT

Your theory actually makes a good bit of sense. I used to masturbate compulsively from 12-14. I can say I'm a pretty good looking guy though.

I'm not the type to seek out girls or friends for that matter so all of my sex has been a stroke of luck.

I think your theory definitely applies to some people, but not everyone.

how high are you?

quote:Originally posted by Trojan_47:

our primitive instincts are saying that we are in need of a mate. Our body will therefore change its appearance in order to attract the opposite sex. But when we masterbate, our body is thinking "hey! we are mating"

Maybe in your fucked up body...

But my instincts won't "say" that I will now crap out nutrients instead allowing them to be used, to grow and be healthy, just because I am exceeding some retards definition of sufficient ejaculation...

quote:Originally posted by Homerunbrad:

Hey idiot, its instinct, believe it or not, its halfway true.^^

Thanks for saying that now I dont need to.

quote:Originally posted by fire_jade:

The only reason you get less acne when you stop jacking off for a while, is because you stop touching your face with dirty dick hands.

HAHAHAHA, man that was fucking funny.

YOur theory would only work if we had a gene in our body to transform ourselves to more attractive people.. i am not aware of such a gene.

Good try though..

Yeah. That's why everytime a porno star masturbates on cam they getting uglier.

Being ugly causes you to masturbate.

Ah, masturbation. The cheapest drug...

And sex, the most expensive.

lol, funnily enough i think this way too, have thought it for a while, except its more of our body doesnt devolve, but it sees no reason to put effort in.

like when you are high, you see no reason to bother sitting up straight or making appropriate facial expressions, etc.

also your acne comes from sebascus flowing too much and perhaps u jerk it so often that you sweat heaps or something.. i suggest changing your diet and seeing a doctor.

You do realise that if you don't expel sperm often it'll become solid in your testicles.

quote:Originally posted by Trojan_47:

Is there ne one here that masterbates a shitload since puberty and is fucking gorgeous?...Cuz that jus proves my whole theroy wrong...Unless you would of been even more gorgeous if you didn't masterbate.

Haha, hate to admit it, but I'd say I'm definitely on the upside of the looks scale, and I masturbate every day.

quote:Originally posted by Ocular Gyric Crisis:

Being ugly causes you to masturbate.

That's the funniest!!!!!!!!!

And I too am good looking and masturbate quite regularly - it's more a habit, now. *shrugs*

those stupid harlequin fetuses!!!! all they need to do is stop jacking off

If masturbation made me ugly, I'd look like the fucking elephant man by now.

one problam, if guys wanted a women who could bear children really well, it would be attravtive for women to be larger. not huge. but larger.

Holy crap, a thread with serious discussions...

Please, continue!

quote:Originally posted by panthrax:

Please, continue!

Thanks a lot pal: you jinxed it!!!

If it just me, or is this not in the correct forum?

quote:Originally posted by mizled:

I think you're turning Japanese.

Am I the only one that noticed mizled's presence?

quote:Originally posted by Toastman:

YOur theory would only work if we had a gene in our body to transform ourselves to more attractive people.. i am not aware of such a gene.

Good try though..

Exactly

As ugly as This? (http://totsebaked.us.tt)

http://kaneel.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php

See that?

His face is not shown, proof that chronic masturbators are ugly as fuck!

It has been proven:

-When a chick is ovulating, she is more attracted to the protector type guy.

-When a chick is PMSing, she tends to be more attracted to a more feminine looking guy.

Someone e-mailed me a joke about this...

-When a chick is ovulating, she is more attracted to the protector type guy.

-When a chick is PMSing, she tends to be more attracted to a guy with a pair of scissors in his forehead, and a bat up his ass...or something like that.

quote:Originally posted by Trojan_47:

I'm assuming this theory applies mainly to those still growing, since once you stop growing you can;t really do nething. Its like bones n milk. You need it especially when your young to make a strong start on your bone development, but u still need it to stop oesteoperosis when you older. With masterbation, this is especially true when you younger, this way u won't have that big nose or huge forehead when ur older, but its still important so that yiu can stop acne later on in adolesant years.

Milk has been proven to cause more negative affects than positive ones my friend. The hormones fuck with your body on many levels.

The calcium is hardly worth drinking milk from the teat of an ugly beast.

[This message has been edited by Roumo2 (edited 08-01-2005).]

I have never had a single pimple on my face and I masterbaute often.

quote:Originally posted by Trojan_47:

No lie I honestly tried this. N it seems that whenever i stop masterbating for a couple weeks, I notice less acne on my face.

Isn't that so cool?!



LMAO, funniest thing ever.

SmartTart

genes make you ugly. masturbation makes you feel good.

quote:Originally posted by FinalWhiteStar:

This is bullshit, you don't get aroused by it because its about kids, who the fucking hell wants them, you fucking get aroused because thats just the way it is, how do you explain why people are aroused by a pretty face? Jesus fucking christ.

And how do you explain gay people? I think they get aroused too.