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| Spurious Generalities This is the general discussion and chat forum. People can discuss just about anything they want to in this area, providing it doesn't fit in one of the other forums and provided that it will bring conversation to the thread. |
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#1
 2004-11-06, 14:20
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CK 
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Women Soldiers?
Haha. How stupid.
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#2
 2004-11-06, 14:23
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MniCC 
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Re: Women Soldiers?
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty!
Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?
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#3
 2004-11-06, 14:23
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fuckhead 
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Re: Women Soldiers?
can women do everything a man can do in the army or whatever or are they not allowed to? i heard they're only allowed to do so much. yes i agree its rather funny. fucking dykes!
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#4
 2004-11-06, 14:23
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Re: Women Soldiers?
Beehive hairdo, 45 on the hip
Patrolwoman Saunders, don't you give her no whip
Took me to the station for a breathtest
then back to the bedroom for some house-arrest
Women in uniform, sometimes they look so cold
Women in uniform, but, Oh! They feel so warm
Coming back to London on a 747
Stewardess made me feel like I'm in heaven
Looking up the aisle to see what I could see
She leaned over said; Give it to me
White apron, brown leather shoes
The nurse at the clinic left my heart all bruised
Gave me a massage, sprained my right
Now she takes my temperature every night
Women in uniform, sometimes they look so cold
Women in uniform, but, Oh! They feel so warm
Women in uniform, Women in uniform
Women in uniform, Women in uniform
Commando raid on the Lebanese border
Sergeant Anita, she gives the order
Khaki jacket and a love gun
Baby, I surrender, let's have some fun
Women in uniform, sometimes they look so cold
Women in uniform, but, Oh! They feel so warm
(Adrian Smith and Dave Murray Solos)
Women in uniform, Women in uniform
Women in uniform, Women in uniform
Women in uniform, Khaki, white and blue
Women in uniform, coming after you
(Paul Dianno high entonation)
Women, women, Women in uniform
Women, women, Women in uniform
Women in uniform, sometimes they look so cold
Women in uniform, but, Oh! They feel so warm
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#5
 2004-11-06, 14:27
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CK 
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Re: Women Soldiers?
quote:Originally posted by fuckhead:
can women do everything a man can do in the army or whatever or are they not allowed to? i heard they're only allowed to do so much. yes i agree its rather funny. fucking dykes!
I just watched a show that said that women make fine soldiers. That's a lie. They can't even shoot good.
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#6
 2004-11-06, 14:54
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Re: Women Soldiers?
As fun as having a female in the foxhole with me would be, I would definetly feel more secure with a male watching my back.
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#7
 2004-11-06, 16:02
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Re: Women Soldiers?
quote:Originally posted by CK:
I just watched a show that said that women make fine soldiers. That's a lie. They can't even shoot good.That's a lie. they could kick your ass ck. esp Israeli women soldiers.
[This message has been edited by the phantom stranger (edited 11-06-2004).]
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#8
 2004-11-06, 16:49
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Dire consequences 
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quote:Originally posted by CK:
I just watched a show that said that women make fine soldiers. That's a lie. They can't even shoot good.
Lethal image /nice hips. http://www.isaeret.com/sniping/m89d.jpg (http://www.isayeret.com/sniping/m89d.jpg)
[This message has been edited by Dire consequences (edited 11-06-2004).]
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#9
 2004-11-06, 16:57
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quote:Originally posted by CK:
Haha. How stupid.
Women Soldiers don't suck. (http://www.rotten.com/library/crime/prison/abu-ghraib/iraqabuse6.jpg)
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#10
 2004-11-06, 17:03
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CK 
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Look, women soldiers suck. I wouldn't trust a woman covering me. She would probably just fuck up. Pshh.
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#11
 2004-11-06, 17:03
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The Battler 
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Yeah thy're a bunch of pussies.
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#12
 2004-11-06, 17:07
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CK 
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Yeah, that's why they have them as snipers. They don't even go to the front lines. What the fuck is the point of spending money to train them? They're just going to sit behind some console at some base and play solitaire all day like my aunt who works at some store.
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#13
 2004-11-06, 17:07
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Gustave 
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I think I'd much rather trust a female to protect me than any male I can think of, short of Rambo (but he doesn't protect, does he? One trick pony, that is...).
That's, of course, because women have a better sense of multitasking, on average, then men. So, while she watches for the enemy, she can also cook me dinner, too! 
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#14
 2004-11-06, 17:29
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Women soldiers rock. (http://www.deviantart.com/view/6656143/)
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#15
 2004-11-06, 17:32
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CK 
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Most women of today are lazy bitches, Gus.
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#16
 2004-11-06, 17:48
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Streetvision 
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Can't Women handle more pain then men?
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#17
 2004-11-06, 17:59
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Aconek 
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There are some pretty tough women soilders out there that could take out almost every male in this thread. However, the closest they would ever get to real action is to be a medic.
A lot of people say "Well if she wants to die for her country, she should have every right to." Well it's not that easy. When it comes to war, it's all about numbers and stratigically moving your line forward. By using a woman in your front line who MAY not be as qualified as a man, you're possibly weakening your platoon.
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#18
 2004-11-06, 18:01
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CrackCident 
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since when could women handle more pain than men? That belief is just a product of the modern feministic society that we live in. Men are bitches on T.V, and it sickens me. Every commercial i see involves some fat retard who needs his wife to make every decision for him.
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#19
 2004-11-06, 18:02
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Aconek 
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Don't you know why they taught you not to hit women back in grade school?
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#20
 2004-11-06, 18:23
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no. theres no point in having armed forces in the first place. a droid army will do better than humans... and you dont have to pay them. 
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#21
 2004-11-06, 18:30
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Aconek 
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Good point, George.
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#22
 2004-11-06, 18:30
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Women aren't allowed on the front lines in the American military, because some dinosaur general thinks we should still be in the stone age. In the rest of the world, women make damn fine-looking killers
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#23
 2004-11-06, 19:28
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farq 
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Women are unsuitable because of their once a month shit and they are generally weaker then men not just physically.
That Libyan 'general' bloke has all women bodyguards they are alrite looking as well.
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#24
 2004-11-06, 21:22
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Dj tau 
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The sad thing about women soliders, is that they end up getting gangbanged by the enermy. when captured. Like that girl solder who got rescued from the iraqi hosbital at the beginning of the gulf war 2
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#25
 2004-11-06, 21:40
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My mommas uterus.
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Re: Women Soldiers?
omyg0t trollz
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