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2003-08-22 17:09

jamasterc

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england

im fucked

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i missed my friend's birthday last week cos i got the wrong day and now hes online and i have to say sorry but i dont know how. any ideas?????? thanks

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2003-08-22 17:43

je*sus fuckup je*sus fuckup is offline

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in the carpet

Re: im fucked

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Pretend to be your own kidnapper, demanding a ransom. Then not only do you have an excuse for not remembering his birthday ('I was tied up') you have some money to buy him an extra nice christmas...