Cement your garden up to house level.

Buy some skeletons from your local laboratory, stick a mexican hat on them and leave them around your tree. That's it!! [This message has been edited by Beany (edited 08-05-2003).]

I want to hear you screeam! I will not stop!

^ eh? Won't they be back the next day for more?

Simple, use Mexican traps! they are like mouse traps only shaped like tacos.