No real point to this, just wondering what everyones favorite drty sex names are.

Mine is the rusty trumpet.

It is when you take your lips, line them up around her ass hole, and blow, making the noise a rusty trumpet sounds like.

Thats about all I know. What are some other good ones?

(BTW it doesnt mean you have actually tried it)

What in the fuck would make you want to do that?

The Lorena Bobbit.

I think it's really self explanatory.

That is really fucking weird... Why would you do that to a girls ass? It's just... Odd.

If someone did that to me I'd burst out laughing.