I was wondering, if a cop where to bust me for having sex with my girl friend in my jeep, what would happen?.

.

A warning?, jail time?......

hahaha, no jail time man, he'd probably just laugh and tell you to leave. or maybe if you got a dick ass cop who really needs to fill his quota, he'd probably give you a ticket for exposing yourself in public.

I don't know, I've never been caught.

I wonder if they give out tickets for that.

I've had sex in my car many times and consequently have been caught many times. If it's a night, a cop once told me to just keep my headlights on and i wouldn't get hassled at all. They've always just laughed and apologized though, even the hardass ones. There really is nothing legally wrong with it.

Just don't park in the 24 hour Quickymart carpark under the floodlights, and you should be fine. Oh, and don't do her on the bonnet of the car - try and stay inside....

Most cops are pretty cool - they realise you are both young, and will be scared out of your minds. If you park discretely and aren't noisy, you should be fine.

Just lock your doors - can't imagine what I would do if someone burst in right on the gravy stroke and it wasn't a cop. And you never know which one of you both he would have been watching up until then.....

Damn - I've got visions of Mr T in Delerious going through my mind now... "Hey Boy - Lookin' mighty cute in them jeans.."

lol

quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

Damn - I've got visions of Mr T in Delerious going through my mind now... "Hey Boy - Lookin' mighty cute in them jeans.."

My stomach hurts from laughing at this.

quote:Originally posted by chumpion:



Damn - I've got visions of Mr T in Delerious going through my mind now... "Hey Boy - Lookin' mighty cute in them jeans.."

lol

Omfg hahahah dam

Id say they would charge you with reckless driving and endangerment for lives. They take DUI pretty seriously so I dont see why they wouldnt take driving while banging your girlfriend seriously.

You have a jeep you lucky bastard what kind and how much you pay for it?

Depends on the ages involved, and where you are. Ive had a cop show up while i was getting head, but he just told us to be gone when he cam back around.

But before he let us go he checked ages, and if youre on school property (btw dont do it there) and youre a student there, then you can be in deep shit for trespassing there.

And if youre over 18 and shes not, i dont know what they'd do then...

I got caught one time, by a female cop. it was funny as hell. All she did was say "there is a more secluded road about 2 miles that way, i suggest going there, because we can see you from the highway." and left.

makes your car smell

FUCK THA POLICE

FOK OF POLISIEKAR

I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON

quote:Originally posted by fishtea:

Id say they would charge you with reckless driving and endangerment for lives. They take DUI pretty seriously so I dont see why they wouldnt take driving while banging your girlfriend seriously.

You have a jeep you lucky bastard what kind and how much you pay for it?

I don't think he was planning on tappin that while driving :P

they usually just tell you to take it somewhere else....though be prepared to be taken out of th car, separated from the girl...while they continuously ask her if she is there willingly, and not coerced or anything....rapists really killed the mood.

quote:Originally posted by fishtea:

You have a jeep you lucky bastard what kind and how much you pay for it?

Grandcherokee laredo.

3,000

saved up.

Careful, you could get an asshole and get indecent exposure.

As long as you're in a secluded area that isn't frequented by piggies you should be fine. Really, how long do you plan on getting laid anyway?

quote:Originally posted by White Blue Mushrooms:

Grandcherokee laredo.

3,000

saved up.

If it was a wrangler, you could go fuck in the woods, anywhere and everywhere.

Done it many times, works flawlessly. No one ever comes out there, and the cops cant get out into the woods.

is it really that fucking hard to park where you won't even be bothered? Do cops actually go out looking for people doing this or what? Just find a secluded back parking lot or something, it isn't that difficult.

quote:Originally posted by Macdaddy4738:

If it was a wrangler, you could go fuck in the woods, anywhere and everywhere.

Done it many times, works flawlessly. No one ever comes out there, and the cops cant get out into the woods.



Your kidding right?, I offroad in mine every other day, its lifted and such.

Ya, I've been tempted to go into the woods, and maybe I will.

Theres a large church that is right on the edge of town, maybe about 4 farm fields down that has a huge parkinglot and turns its lights off at like 12 on the weekends. Thats where I always take my girlfriend to fuck if we cant do it at my house. We have never been caught.

what a shitty grand cherokee. 3000? must have 200k miles on it. I paid 11k for mine 2001 laredo with 45000 on it. It's got the stearing wheel radio controls...it kick ass. big step up from my piece of shit 88 bronco II with power nothing...didn't even have working seatbelts.

Easy to do it in the back too, just put down the seats.

quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

Just don't park in the 24 hour Quickymart carpark under the floodlights, and you should be fine. Oh, and don't do her on the bonnet of the car - try and stay inside....

Most cops are pretty cool - they realise you are both young, and will be scared out of your minds. If you park discretely and aren't noisy, you should be fine.

Just lock your doors - can't imagine what I would do if someone burst in right on the gravy stroke and it wasn't a cop. And you never know which one of you both he would have been watching up until then.....

Damn - I've got visions of Mr T in Delerious going through my mind now... "Hey Boy - Lookin' mighty cute in them jeans.."

lol

Lol Irony

it depends on where in public you are, a busy parking lot will probably earn you a hefty ticket, I was on a back road at night and a cop rolled up he knew exactly what we were doing and just told us to be safe...

quote:Originally posted by N6193J:

what a shitty grand cherokee. 3000? must have 200k miles on it. I paid 11k for mine 2001 laredo with 45000 on it. It's got the stearing wheel radio controls...it kick ass. big step up from my piece of shit 88 bronco II with power nothing...didn't even have working seatbelts.

Easy to do it in the back too, just put down the seats.



It had 145 thousand miles on it when I bought it. It has 4 wheel drive, and everything (loaded).

Runs perfect.

quote:Originally posted by Shadowhunter_36:

is it really that fucking hard to park where you won't even be bothered? Do cops actually go out looking for people doing this or what? Just find a secluded back parking lot or something, it isn't that difficult.

Actually you'd be surprised how hard this is in some towns. Where I live, if I even PARKED somewhere with one of my exes we'd get talked to. At least once. Sometimes twice in the same spot. We never had sex in the back of his car, we had 2 perfectly good bedrooms to fool around in. One of our houses was almost always empty.

But yeah, country, city, didn't matter, cops around here are nazis about parking for some reason.

I've always found it to be retarded how the windows always steam up in like a matter of seconds.. How overly dramatic.

Yea of course I was. Friendly Jeep Humor, thats all.

Everyone knows that the Wrangler is THE only Jeep vehicle to offroad with :-) haha

my friend broke a girls leg fucking her in the backseat.

I have been in this situation. I remember the cop knocking on the steamed up windows, and saying "well, you two don't look like burglars"!

We were parked in a vacant residential building lot and he said someone had called us in a burglars.

It really depends on the cop. Some are cool and some can be real dickheads. The real dicheads are the ones that never get laid.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

FUCK THA POLICE

FOK OF POLISIEKAR

I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON

AND THE WAR WONT STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

FUCK THA POLICE

FOK OF POLISIEKAR

I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON

Jello Biafra:

You can get away with murder if you've got a badge

I fought the law and I won

I fought the law and I won

I fought the law and I won

I am the law

So I won