'Night

yo, g'night.

The nights are never lonely when you've got Jack Daniels and your pillow girlfriend Katya with you

even me?

Im never lonely when i have my friend the captain, porn, and my right hand.

*turns teh pr0n back on*

I love you too chickaboo!

I hate you. I bet you're a kiddy fiddler.

G'night John-Boy

..

Who are you and where are my clothes?

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

..

Who are you and where are my clothes?

*wipes coffee and snot spray off passing child who should have known better than to walk past Dad when Dad is surfing*

I love you too!

My girlfriend and I found out we are pregnant this evening...

For some reason, this seemed like a good place to post about it.

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

My girlfriend and I found out we are pregnant this evening...

For some reason, this seemed like a good place to post about it.

We?

Yes... my girlfriend and I, we. I was part of the whole procedure.

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

My girlfriend and I found out we are pregnant this evening...

For some reason, this seemed like a good place to post about it.

Congrats (I hope?)

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

Yes... my girlfriend and I, we. I was part of the whole procedure.

Ya think ? :P

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Congrats (I hope?)

Thanks. It was very much unexpected and everyone's still in a mild state of shock... I don't honestly think it has sunk in where my girlfriend is concerned.

Congratulations Docta. We'll have another little petrol bomber on the streets in nine months!

Doc, are you guys going to keep the baby?

*waits for docta's 'my son turned 18 today' thread *

:P

Anyway , try not to be such a fuck-up of a dad as i was/am.

I hope so Chels, but Ive said Ill support her no matter what her decision.

In the past, during idle conversation, she joked that she would abort ASAP as we're far too young to have kids. Since we found out, however, she hasn't even mentioned the possibility. We havent had a lot of time to talk about it though.

[I'm 22, she's 21]

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

*waits for docta's 'my son turned 18 today' thread *



LOL! I'm sure your reply will be followed by "Huh? I didnt no we had 60y/oz on &T!!!11"

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

Yes... my girlfriend and I, we. I was part of the whole procedure.

You know the difference between faith and knowledge.

Your girlfriends pregnant with her baby. Thats Knowledge.

Your girlfriends pregnant with your baby. Thats Faith.

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

My girlfriend and I found out we are pregnant this evening...

For some reason, this seemed like a good place to post about it.

Goddamnit, there goes my chance to get some.



Seriously though, even if it's not a congrats situation, congrats on confirmation of your ferility and over all manliness.

quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

You know the difference between faith and knowledge.

Your girlfriends pregnant with her baby. Thats Knowledge.

Your girlfriends pregnant with your baby. Thats Faith.

I like that.

quote:Originally posted by the lovely yoyobek

Goddamnit, there goes my chance to get some.

Seriously though, even if it's not a congrats situation, congrats on confirmation of your ferility and over all manliness.

You know you'll always have a special place in my heart babe... and thanks

I havent emailed you/rang you, but I got a nice surprise through the post! I'll be in contact soon.



[This message has been edited by Docta? (edited 03-07-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

LOL! I'm sure your reply will be followed by "Huh? I didnt no we had 60y/oz on &T!!!11"

NAh they'll be too busy reading my "My Grandchild just turned 18" thread....

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:



I havent emailed you/rang you, but I got a nice surprise through the post! I'll be in contact soon.



Heh that's fine . Let me know if you want me to send you a coathanger..

Thanks HoZ and congrats Docta?.

I reckon you should name the kid totse. That'd be ace.

Whaddya say about an Norn Ireland meetup when I get back in the 'fast lane?

I would say name the kid after its father but there are more than enough Jacks in the world already

:P