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 #1 
Old 2007-03-07, 01:24
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Default Son, now you're an adult.

About an hour ago my eldest turned 18.

Which means I feel rather old and also can't really figure out where the years have gone.

There are some things I'd like to say to him but I won't, not yet anyway.

So I'm going to say them here (its parenting so it can go under 'affection').And maybe someone here can take something from them.

"Son, you're now an adult. I'd like to have some words of wisdom for you now, something deep and meaningful that would guide you , that would give you some foundations. But I don't.

All I can say is LIVE. Go out there and do anything and everything you want to do.Pack as much as you can into the next couple of years.

DO I want you to go back to college? Yes very much so. Do I want you to sleep with anything in a skirt, get drunk every night and do drugs? No, not really but I'd rather you 'lived for the burn and sting of pleasure' now, as we used to say, then live with regrets later.

Try and keep to the simple rule "if it harm none then do what you will".

Learn from the times you fuck up.If you don't fuck up then you probably aren't liivng enough.

You ain't got no kids, no responsiblities, no duties. Go somewhere. Do something, anything but just live.

Most important of all, find out who you are and who you aren't, find out what you want. What you really like doing.

AND FIND SOMEONE TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE DOING IT WITH."
 #2 
Old 2007-03-07, 01:26
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......."Also, get a job and help with the rent you fucking bum?"



What did you get him for his birthday,jackketch?

Edit: Sorry, that probably sounded malicious. I was wondering what a guy like you would get a kid for his birthday is all.

[This message has been edited by yoyobek (edited 03-07-2007).]
 #3 
Old 2007-03-07, 01:27
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awww...I love you...

*huggles *
 #4 
Old 2007-03-07, 01:27
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Default Re: Son, now you're an adult.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

......."Also, get a job and help with the rent you fucking bum?"



What did you get him for his birthday,jackketch?

Edit: Sorry, that probably sounded malicious. I was wondering what a guy like you would get a kid for his birthday is all.



A passport!

*cough* *hint* *cough*
 #5 
Old 2007-03-07, 01:28
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Default Re: Son, now you're an adult.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

awww...I love you...

*huggles *

And I you
 #6 
Old 2007-03-07, 01:29
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Default Re: Son, now you're an adult.

That seriously brought a tear to my eye.

Truly, words to live by.
 #7 
Old 2007-03-07, 01:29
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

A passport!

*cough* *hint* *cough*

Will there be some "daaaaaaaad, can I borrow some money to go backpacking across teh world plz?"

type stuff going on?
 #8 
Old 2007-03-07, 01:32
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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I dont remember my dad saying anything like that to me on my 18th, so im sure hes gonna turn out just fine anyway, even without your wise words of wisdom.
 #9 
Old 2007-03-07, 01:32
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Default Re: Son, now you're an adult.

And Yoyo, if you don't comment on my story soon I shall be forced to start editing your posts to include random and naff americanisms.

(Seriously , your opinion on writing carries some weight with me and you should know by now that you can't offend me...unless you 'diss' my teddy bear).

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 03-07-2007).]
 #10 
Old 2007-03-07, 01:36
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Goethe him, it's the easiest way.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/johann_wolfgang_von_goeth.html
 #11 
Old 2007-03-07, 01:45
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Default Re: Son, now you're an adult.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

And I you

Now I want a son.

[ well...always have...but...still... ]
 #12 
Old 2007-03-07, 01:56
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aha good stuff. What a lucky guy, his dad's a Totse moderator.
 #13 
Old 2007-03-07, 01:56
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Default Re: Son, now you're an adult.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

Now I want a son.

[ well...always have...but...still... ]

And we always wanted a little girl
 #14 
Old 2007-03-07, 01:57
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

And we always wanted a little girl



And you have three boys. Quite unfair is it not?
 #15 
Old 2007-03-07, 02:04
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quote:Originally posted by oc6:



And you have three boys. Quite unfair is it not?



Not as unfair as wanting a boy and ending up with three girls.
 #16 
Old 2007-03-07, 02:15
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quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



Not as unfair as wanting a boy and ending up with three girls.

Tis true tis true.
 #17 
Old 2007-03-07, 02:24
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way to make me feel like crap. I've only had a couple of real brave/living life moments since I left home at age 17 (year and a half ago). most of it has been being unemployed, or working really shit jobs.

So jack, since you're being all parental, I'm young, fit, poor, and completely bored of life. what the fuck do I do?
 #18 
Old 2007-03-07, 02:31
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quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

way to make me feel like crap. I've only had a couple of real brave/living life moments since I left home at age 17 (year and a half ago). most of it has been being unemployed, or working really shit jobs.

So jack, since you're being all parental, I'm young, fit, poor, and completely bored of life. what the fuck do I do?

Sounds like you badly need a dose of irresponsibilty!

Hit the road and do a Kerouac. Don't much matter where you go or what you do. Gather what cash you can, a towel, a packet of condoms and a change of clothes and just go. No planning or great thinking about it before hand.

Phone your boss and tell him to colour you 'gone', put the keys through the landlord's door on your way outta town.

Drive,Hitch-hike, walk, ride trains hobo like whatever.

Whay have you always wanted to see, visit, do or eat? Go do that and take it from there.
 #19 
Old 2007-03-07, 02:54
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I just turned 18 a few days ago. Thanks, now I know how my dad probably feels (very, very old).
 #20 
Old 2007-03-07, 11:07
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Default Re: Son, now you're an adult.

For those interested he got the following so far:

$200 cash from his Nan (whch he is off up the City now to spend wisely and maturely...)

A new Cell phone ($160)from his Granddad

(who has taken total leave of his senses. My son has lost every single phone so far within days!)

$20 from his Aunt.

A passport from me and his mom ($130)and another $50 cash so he and his mates can go for a drink today.

$60 cash from his other Nan

and last but not least a PC game from his other aunt...which was a 12 rated!!! (she, his aunt, is a bit strange).





[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 03-07-2007).]
 #21 
Old 2007-03-07, 11:15
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What's "a 12 rated" mean? 12 and under?
 #22 
Old 2007-03-07, 11:17
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Default Re: Son, now you're an adult.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

What's "a 12 rated" mean? 12 and under?

Suitable for 12 and aboves .

Don't ask why she thought....
 #23 
Old 2007-03-07, 11:57
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I've always thought you were an excellent father. This just adds to that.

But Jack, dollars? Mom? You're going American on us
 #24 
Old 2007-03-07, 12:09
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Sounds like you badly need a dose of irresponsibilty!

Hit the road and do a Kerouac. Don't much matter where you go or what you do. Gather what cash you can, a towel, a packet of condoms and a change of clothes and just go. No planning or great thinking about it before hand.

Phone your boss and tell him to colour you 'gone', put the keys through the landlord's door on your way outta town.

Drive,Hitch-hike, walk, ride trains hobo like whatever.

Whay have you always wanted to see, visit, do or eat? Go do that and take it from there.

Sounds like a plan, but I need alot more money before I attempt such a mission.

Time to whore myself out for yet another shit job. Might be easier now that I have something to work for...
 #25 
Old 2007-03-07, 13:39
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Has jackketch finally been completely raped by america?

I hope this means he's simply learning the ways of his soon to be new home?
 #26 
Old 2007-03-07, 13:57
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: Son, now you're an adult.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Has jackketch finally been completely raped by america?

I hope this means he's simply learning the ways of his soon to be new home?

I wish

And you know damn well that if i don't translate everything into American-SUPER EASY-MEGA BITE SIZE then people will grizzle.

I don't think I could take another "WTF is a '£' ??!11 " question.
 #27 
Old 2007-03-07, 14:01
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Son has just turned up having spent US$ 260 on a piece of painted wooden board and four seperate green rubber wheels....

(obviously the Seller was fresh out of Magic Beans)

Ok I admit it IS a nice looking piece of board, from the firm 'Enuff', which seems strangely appropriate somehow.

OH MY BAD...apparently it is a Skateboard...

It seems nowadays that $260 won't even cover assembly.



*shakes head and feels old*

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 03-07-2007).]
 #28 
Old 2007-03-07, 14:15
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Further to the skateboard:

There are loud hammering noises coming from his bedroom so I called up stairs to tell that him 1.If he is hammering then he's probably doing something wrong! (no Daddy knows fuck all about Sk8boards but Daddy IS a trained mechanic and might be worth listening to!) and 2. IF HE IS MISUSING ONE OF MY GOOD WRENCHES AS A HAMMER THEN HE WON'T MAKE 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 03-07-2007).]
 #29 
Old 2007-03-07, 16:21
Veritas Aequitas Veritas Aequitas is offline
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You don't have to hammer anything at all on a skateboard when you put it together, and on that note you should never have to pay 260 dollars for a skateboard, that's about a hundred dollars over priced. Those where some very wise words to Jack.
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Old 2007-03-07, 16:37
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Well, my parents were married young, my mom wanted out when i was around 13, my dad pretty much broke down cause he loved her so much. I seen my dad at some all time lows and hated him for it, but i've grown and so as he in these last 6 years. He's become a great father, and an awesome friend. My mom left me here for her boyfriend across the country, so i moved out at 18 and been living on my own for over a year. I was worried i was letting him down, but one day before we hit the bar and we were sippin on some rum and coke, he told me. "son, you do what makes you happy..Im proud of you" ..that one line just made all the difference. Just those few words gave me so much strength.
 #31 
Old 2007-03-07, 16:44
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Default Re: Son, now you're an adult.

quote:Originally posted by Veritas Aequitas:

You don't have to hammer anything at all on a skateboard when you put it together, and on that note you should never have to pay 260 dollars for a skateboard, that's about a hundred dollars over priced. Those where some very wise words to Jack.

It seemed an aful lot to me too so I checked on line. He didn't pay $260 just for the skateboard, there was some other 'stuff' (don't ask!!!). He paid about $60 for the board and about the same for the wheel thingys.
 #32 
Old 2007-03-07, 16:47
ShadedAssassin ShadedAssassin is offline
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

It seemed an aful lot to me too so I checked on line. He didn't pay $260 just for the skateboard, there was some other 'stuff' (don't ask!!!). He paid about $60 for the board and about the same for the wheel thingys.

Well it all depends, he probably got nice trucks (like axels) and barrings (go inside wheels to make em spin nice and long) and of course the wheels and deck.
 #33 
Old 2007-03-07, 16:48
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He got all that cash from relatives? I didn't get SHIT from my relatives, and I have a speeding ticket to pay!
 #34 
Old 2007-03-07, 16:59
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quote:Originally posted by ShadedAssassin:

Well it all depends, he probably got nice trucks (like axels) and barrings (go inside wheels to make em spin nice and long) and of course the wheels and deck.

Yes and then he hammered the rubber wheel thingys onto bearing runs...thus fucking the bearings I would imagine.
 #35 
Old 2007-03-07, 19:44
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Default Re: Son, now you're an adult.

He has just reappeared sporting a very white pair of trainers ('sneakers' for the Americans among us).

Apparently they are 'proper sk8ta shoes Dad!'('buuut they are magical beans...'??) and should have cost $120 but he got them a lot cheaper.

"Airwalks" for those who care about such things.



Personally I don't understand why he doesn't just buy a pair of paras and forget about having to buy shoes for the next 2 years. Its probably a fashion thang and I wouldn't understand.

Of course, these new ones won't last a month as he uses them to brake with when skating.
 #36 
Old 2007-03-07, 19:49
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Man, I didn't know there were such old men on Totse.



I could tell you the wildest of tales

My friend the giant and traveling sales

Tell you all the times that I failed

The years all behind me

The stories exhaled.

And I'm drying out

Crying out

This isn't how I go

I could tell you of a man not so tall

Who said life's a circus and so we are small

Tell you of a girl that I saw

I froze in the moment and she changed it all

And I'm drying out

Crying out

This isn't how I go

Hurry now

Lay me down

And let these waters flow

Flow...

Son I am not everything you thought that I would be

But every story I have told is part of me

And you keep the air in my lungs

Floating along as a melody comes

And my heart beats like timpani drums

Keeping the time while a symphony strums

And I'm drying out

Crying out

This isn't how I go

Hurry now

Lay me down

And let these waters flow...

Flow....

Let it flow

Let it flow

Son I am not everything you thought that I would be

But every story I have told is part of me

Son I leave you now but you have so much more to do

And every story I have told is part of you



Yellowcard - How I Go
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Old 2007-03-07, 19:53
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When I was at school, skaters didnt spend fortunes on material posessions... whatever happened to spending all your money on mushrooms, weed and Budweiser?

You sound like a cool dad, Jack.

When I turned eighteen I lived away from home and spent the day on my own watching daytime TV, smoking weed and feeling sorry for myself [/self pity]
 #38 
Old 2007-03-07, 19:57
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Default Re: Son, now you're an adult.

quote:Originally posted by Mahatma Gandhi:

Man, I didn't know there were such old men on Totse.



I could tell you the wildest of tales

My friend the giant and traveling sales

Tell you all the times that I failed

The years all behind me

The stories exhaled.

And I'm drying out

Crying out

This isn't how I go

I could tell you of a man not so tall

Who said life's a circus and so we are small

Tell you of a girl that I saw

I froze in the moment and she changed it all

And I'm drying out

Crying out

This isn't how I go

Hurry now

Lay me down

And let these waters flow

Flow...

Son I am not everything you thought that I would be

But every story I have told is part of me

And you keep the air in my lungs

Floating along as a melody comes

And my heart beats like timpani drums

Keeping the time while a symphony strums

And I'm drying out

Crying out

This isn't how I go

Hurry now

Lay me down

And let these waters flow...

Flow....

Let it flow

Let it flow

Son I am not everything you thought that I would be

But every story I have told is part of me

Son I leave you now but you have so much more to do

And every story I have told is part of you



Yellowcard - How I Go

Uncannily apt.
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Old 2007-03-07, 21:28
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I gotta say your one of the cooliest dads out there man. I hope when my boys get old enough I can do the same thing for them.

Now to the guy who needs the break from life. you dont need alot of money man. 500 is all I had when I went around the country. And I was gone for 3 months. Till I finally met the woman of my dreams and got married then a year later divorced. LMAO well I thought she was the woman of my dreams anyways. Just gotta pack up and go dont worry about it or you will never do it. You will keep finding excuses not to
 #40 
Old 2007-03-07, 22:41
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I think you did rather well.

When I turned eighteen my mother did say that to me.

She said, "Tegan, you're a real adult now and I've got three words for you 'regular pap-smears'"
 #41 
Old 2007-03-08, 00:06
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ketch is my replacement for Home Truths.

But, jesus, if you're going to trot out "if it harm none then do what you will" either do it in real english ("Do what you want if it doesn't hurt anyone") or genuine fake antique-speak ("An it harm none, do as thou willst" or whatever).
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Old 2007-03-08, 00:38
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quote:Originally posted by 256:

ketch is my replacement for Home Truths.

But, jesus, if you're going to trot out "if it harm none then do what you will" either do it in real english ("Do what you want if it doesn't hurt anyone") or genuine fake antique-speak ("An it harm none, do as thou willst" or whatever).



"Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill, An it harm none do what ye will"

But unfortunately my kids wouldn't understand that

State schools being what they are.
 #43 
Old 2007-03-08, 00:54
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Ketch... when I turn eighteen... will you send me a super special inspirational email?
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Old 2007-03-08, 01:00
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quote:Originally posted by Valentine Smith:

Ketch... when I turn eighteen... will you send me a super special inspirational email?

This gives me an idea. Since noone can give this kind of advice to their own children their should be a network of other parents doing it. I'm a genius. Send me money lulz.
 #45 
Old 2007-03-08, 01:41
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Damn, this makes me ask "who is going to give me the speech?" in less than a year.
 #46 
Old 2007-03-08, 02:25
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Tsst tssk... I got nothing ($0) for my 18th birthday Hell my parents even forgot. I had to remind them. No wise words nothing no love FUCK BIRTHDAYS FUCK HOLIDAYS BAAH HUMBAG
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Old 2007-03-08, 03:27
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quote:Originally posted by Siash:

Damn, this makes me ask "who is going to give me the speech?" in less than a year.

i will if you want...
 #48 
Old 2007-03-08, 04:38
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quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:

i will if you want...

I'll be sure to email you my lifes story then da.
 #49 
Old 2007-03-08, 06:07
Veritas Aequitas Veritas Aequitas is offline
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Well when you skate, shoes make alot of difference in grip and it's a hell of alot more comfortable landing a seven stair in skating shoes than in a pair of tennis shoes. It's also alot cheaper to get good skate shoes otherwise you're gonna be wearing out normal shoes every few weeks, I don't really like Airwalks for some reason but Vans to me are extremely comfortable and they last awhile. Make sure to tell him to not break with the middle of his upper foot or he's gonna get a big ass hole in the middle of the shoe and that sucks, tell him to use the very tip of the shoe because that area is very thick. I rephrase my other statement about hammering, sometimes you do need to hammer the wheels on the bearing to get them in tight, don't worry about the bearings, they are made to take so much pressure that if they are quality it'll take at least a year to break them from heavy skating, my lucky ceramic bearings have been skated by me for two or three years and they are still fantastic.

A word on the deck also, there really isn't a need to waste $60 on a graphic ridden deck when you can spend $30 bucks on a Goodwood or a Mini Logo deck that is just as good and alot of the time, better. I've also come to find that Mob grip tape is the best grip tape (the black grippy stuff on top of the deck, hence grip) I have ever tried.
 #50 
Old 2007-03-08, 10:42
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Sounds like you badly need a dose of irresponsibilty!

Hit the road and do a Kerouac. Don't much matter where you go or what you do. Gather what cash you can, a towel, a packet of condoms and a change of clothes and just go. No planning or great thinking about it before hand.

Phone your boss and tell him to colour you 'gone', put the keys through the landlord's door on your way outta town.

Drive,Hitch-hike, walk, ride trains hobo like whatever.

Whay have you always wanted to see, visit, do or eat? Go do that and take it from there.

That is quite irrisponsible.

Apart from anything, if he's got his own appartment, he might well have got a 'guarantor'.

Which means if he fucks off without notice, whoever that guarantoor is is probably going to get assfucked for atleast a months rent and damages.

Shit jobs are part of life, rabbitweed. You get a shit job. You gain experience. You get a slightly less shitty job. You gain experience. Eventually you'll have had so many shit jobs and gained so much experience you'll level up and WOO! get a not quite so shit job!
 #51 
Old 2007-03-08, 10:49
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You've alway pissed me off Jackketch, except now, Good advice, cheers.

EDIT: ARGH, SPELLING.

[This message has been edited by 404_error (edited 03-08-2007).]
 #52 
Old 2007-03-08, 11:14
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quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Shit jobs are part of life, rabbitweed. You get a shit job. You gain experience. You get a slightly less shitty job. You gain experience. Eventually you'll have had so many shit jobs and gained so much experience you'll level up and WOO! get a not quite so shit job!

No, eventually you'll be middle managment in a fucking small town macdonalds.

You do shit jobs until you can undertake training (whether that be university, basic training, police college, a trade apprenticeship, whatever) so you can get a job that's better and less shameworthy than being a peasant for a multinational corporation.
 #53 
Old 2007-03-08, 11:52
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quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

You do shit jobs until you can undertake training (whether that be university, basic training, police college, a trade apprenticeship, whatever) so you can get a job that's better and less shameworthy than being a peasant for a multinational corporation.

That's true unless you're very lucky. I've never had a high earning job, but I had a job that I loved and did for 10 years +. Training and education is the better choice.
 #54 
Old 2007-03-08, 11:55
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quote:Originally posted by 404_error:

You've alway pissed me off Jackketch...

Good. The day I don't manage to at least piss one person off is the day they can colour me 'dead'.

There are a lot of people here on &T who get right up my tar lined nose but that's the strength of totse. I think I can say, hand on heart, that the posters who have pissed me off the most are also some of the posters who have also given me the most .

For example, everytime i read something 'Pro Choice' here I feel like punching the screen. But reading such Fem-Nazi diatribes has helped me have more understanding for the women involved.
 #55 
Old 2007-03-08, 12:09
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i wish my dad was a mod at totse.
 #56 
Old 2007-03-08, 12:46
Lord Sorpington Lord Sorpington is offline
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My dad didn't even take me for a pint on my 18th. No words of advice from either of my parents.

My granddad had a few though: "Never argue with a woman son, you can't win. If they're right, they'll gloat about it for a week. If you're right, they'll make your life miserable for a week."
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Old 2007-03-08, 12:49
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quote:Originally posted by Lord Sorpington:

My granddad had a few though: "Never argue with a woman son, you can't win. If they're right, they'll gloat about it for a week. If you're right, they'll make your life miserable for a week."

Fuck that. Here's better advice: be a gentleman and don't put up with any sass or bitchiness from a woman.
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Old 2007-03-08, 13:16
Jack_and_Jill Jack_and_Jill is offline
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got to go to work in a tick, but yeah great parenting ketchy.



He paid to much for all that stuff airwalks are £40-50 '£= British'(for you americans...)

So yeah, tell him to visit a brothel or something.
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Old 2007-03-08, 13:44
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quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

got to go to work in a tick, but yeah great parenting ketchy.



He paid to much for all that stuff airwalks are £40-50 '£= British'(for you americans...)

So yeah, tell him to visit a brothel or something.

Actually the Airwalks were listed at £60 and he got them for £20.
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Old 2007-03-08, 21:04
Jack_and_Jill Jack_and_Jill is offline
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Whats in the middle between £20 and £60?

=45



which is what i said, you get some expensive ones some on sale, its all about profit for the secondary seller
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Old 2007-03-08, 21:55
TheMessiahComplex TheMessiahComplex is offline
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Wow I'm so glad neither of my parents ever even tried to dispense their words of wisdom on me like that.

I just don't have that kind of relationship with them where we, you know, talk about things with each other.

They more or less let me on my own years ago and I'm glad for that.
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Old 2007-03-08, 23:06
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quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

way to make me feel like crap. I've only had a couple of real brave/living life moments since I left home at age 17 (year and a half ago). most of it has been being unemployed, or working really shit jobs.

So jack, since you're being all parental, I'm young, fit, poor, and completely bored of life. what the fuck do I do?

You know the answer is to MOVE out of small towns and get back to Wellington.
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Old 2007-03-09, 01:55
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

For example, everytime i read something 'Pro Choice' here I feel like punching the screen. But reading such Fem-Nazi diatribes has helped me have more understanding for the women involved.

we're men, its not our right to pick a side in that debate .



All I can say is LIVE. Go out there and do anything and everything you want to do.Pack as much as you can into the next couple of years.

DO I want you to go back to college? Yes very much so. Do I want you to sleep with anything in a skirt, get drunk every night and do drugs? No, not really but I'd rather you 'lived for the burn and sting of pleasure' now, as we used to say, then live with regrets later.

Try and keep to the simple rule "if it harm none then do what you will".

Learn from the times you fuck up.If you don't fuck up then you probably aren't liivng enough.

You ain't got no kids, no responsiblities, no duties. Go somewhere. Do something, anything but just live.

Most important of all, find out who you are and who you aren't, find out what you want. What you really like doing.

AND FIND SOMEONE TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE DOING IT WITH.



that is very true. because then you age, and youth is wasted on the young. if you haven't said that to him, you should. its more meaning ful than anything i was told at that age...

just don't be surprised if you get a random phone call a continent away out of lonelyness . it happens to the best of us.
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Old 2007-03-09, 07:35
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Good parenting. I wish my parents were as chill as you, every time I leave the house I hear something along the lines of "don't do anything illegal, we don't want you getting arrested again." Granted I should be out of this house already really, I turn 21 next month I should have been out almost 3 years ago and I definitely need to get the fuck out as soon as possible!

EDIT: Oh that doesn't even touch on all the little "don't have premarital sex" shit I've heard from my dad.

[This message has been edited by Cloaked Dagger (edited 03-09-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-09, 07:57
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quote:Originally posted by vilbe:

we're men, its not our right to pick a side in that debate .



Wrong! Some of us are survivors of this genocide and are the only ones who really have the 'right' to comment.
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Old 2007-03-09, 08:29
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Fuck vans, Docs are the only shoes fit for skating in. Good advice Jack, the most insightfull thing my dad has ever said to me is "shit happens when you party nacked." Gee thanks, I will take that into consideration dad.
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Old 2007-03-09, 09:00
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quote:Originally posted by DogBoy:

Fuck vans, Docs are the only shoes fit for skating in. Good advice Jack, the most insightfull thing my dad has ever said to me is "shit happens when you party nacked." Gee thanks, I will take that into consideration dad.

LOL, my 'party' advice to him was "remember son, most of the people there (at the party) were conceived at parties I went to" and then I handed him a packet of condoms.

That rather shook him...
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Old 2007-03-09, 10:33
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

About an hour ago my eldest turned 18.

Which means I feel rather old and also can't really figure out where the years have gone.

There are some things I'd like to say to him but I won't, not yet anyway.

So I'm going to say them here (its parenting so it can go under 'affection').And maybe someone here can take something from them.

"Son, you're now an adult. I'd like to have some words of wisdom for you now, something deep and meaningful that would guide you , that would give you some foundations. But I don't.

All I can say is LIVE. Go out there and do anything and everything you want to do.Pack as much as you can into the next couple of years.

DO I want you to go back to college? Yes very much so. Do I want you to sleep with anything in a skirt, get drunk every night and do drugs? No, not really but I'd rather you 'lived for the burn and sting of pleasure' now, as we used to say, then live with regrets later.

Try and keep to the simple rule "if it harm none then do what you will".

Learn from the times you fuck up.If you don't fuck up then you probably aren't liivng enough.

You ain't got no kids, no responsiblities, no duties. Go somewhere. Do something, anything but just live.

Most important of all, find out who you are and who you aren't, find out what you want. What you really like doing.

AND FIND SOMEONE TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE DOING IT WITH."



P.S. Sorry about the time I put it in your butt, you know how daddy is when he drinks.
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Old 2007-03-09, 11:32
Lord Sorpington Lord Sorpington is offline
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

LOL, my 'party' advice to him was "remember son, most of the people there (at the party) were conceived at parties I went to" and then I handed him a packet of condoms.

That rather shook him...

hahaha. well done.
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Old 2007-03-09, 13:59
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I just have to add this:

He may be a man now. But when he goes to university he will become a child again.

When I was 18 in my gap year I was a man. I worked from 7am to 5pm on a building site. I bought an old banger (1969 MG Midget for those interested) which I fixed up my self. I used to cook, clean and pay rent to my parents for the privilege of having a bedroom. I had a nice, sensible girl. I never got too drunk or did any drugs. I helped out at the local primary school, doing a woodworking class.

Now I'm at university. I whine to my parents about how expensive everything is, I always ask for more money. I'm a sexual predator. I smoke weed about once a fortnight and take ecstasy regularly. I even ate shitty food for a week so that I could afford some cocaine (it was worth it). I have a fuckbuddy and I don't love her, even though she has professed that she's become attached to me and would be upset if I slept with anyone else (which I do). I get drunk a lot. I stay up listening to the Rolling Stones and techno. I actually like going clubbing. I don't get up until midday and I miss most of my lectures, and although I get good marks for my essays and I talk a lot in my discussion groups, I hardly do any work (maybe about 10 hours a week total). I spend most of my time very slowly working on my MG, or more accurately, driving around the town looking for chavs to race (I invariably win - light, rear wheel drive car always wins, even if its 40 years old and only has 80hp). When I go home I eat all day just because it's free. This is what university does to you.

I still cook though. I'm the best fucking student cook you ever saw. Who'da thought that a 20p tin of tomatoes could taste so good?

edit - I also steal things. Started off small like pint glasses when I was drunk. Then barstools and the clock off of the wall.

edit 2 - When I was living on campus in my first year, I had a dartsboard on my wall (forbidden) and at the end of the year I filled all the holes in the surrounding wall with white toothpaste. Oh and I smashed up the ceiling, but that was an accident. Didn't pay my fine for it though.

[This message has been edited by frinkmakesyouthink (edited 03-09-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-09, 17:48
Jack_and_Jill Jack_and_Jill is offline
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^^^ Your supposed to do that stuff at uni

no one can tell you not to do things or give you adive, its there and the person has to take it, becasue you tell them doesnt mean they will actually lsiten.



What course are you taking?
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Old 2007-03-09, 19:53
frinkmakesyouthink frinkmakesyouthink is offline
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History at York. Started off hating it but now it's pretty good. University is like primary school
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Old 2007-03-09, 19:55
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quote:Originally posted by frinkmakesyouthink:

University is like primary school

But without the whole 'learning' thing?
 #74 
Old 2007-03-11, 23:58
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I turned 18 the eighth. Thanks Ketch. I'll remember.
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Old 2007-03-12, 19:03
Strakynyar Krongoth Strakynyar Krongoth is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

Whats in the middle between £20 and £60?

=45



which is what i said, you get some expensive ones some on sale, its all about profit for the secondary seller



No, it's not. 40 is in the middle of 20 and 60, you dumbass.

Maths children, it's important.
 #76 
Old 2007-03-12, 19:11
Jack_and_Jill Jack_and_Jill is offline
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pfft, shup, yeah school was for learning and work is for adults, im doing more of the second one.
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Old 2007-03-12, 19:28
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Thankyou jackketch, i dont post here much, but i thought i might as well tell you that you have been a big influence on my outlook on things, I know you dont know me or care about me, but from what you have said on here, you are a truly nice guy keep up the good work.

[This message has been edited by EvilFurby (edited 03-12-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-12, 19:31
Veritas Aequitas Veritas Aequitas is offline
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quote:Originally posted by DogBoy:

Fuck vans, Docs are the only shoes fit for skating in. Good advice Jack, the most insightfull thing my dad has ever said to me is "shit happens when you party nacked." Gee thanks, I will take that into consideration dad.

I call bullshit, for the fact that the docs I skated fell apart after a month.

Though I'm happy there's another skater here.
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Old 2007-03-13, 03:32
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Sixty dollars or pounds is cheap for a deck. He probably got ripped off or a sweet deal. Well, if its a short board than it is pretty expensive but average I suppose. Green wheels sounds like a longboard to me... What brand is it =)
 
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