Like the title states.

I was at a party today, and this girl approached me. She... wasn't my type.

Now i didn't want to be blatantly rude because that would have made me look like a prick, but at the same time i wanted to let this girl know i wasn't into her. So i decided to have a laugh at her expense.

But the more abusive i was, the more she thought i was 'funny' and 'cute' and the less chance i had at getting rid of her.

It got down to me saying shit like "you know i'd insist on making you pay for the date, and all the extravagances i treated myself to along the way. I would be too embarrassed to take you back to my place, so i'd insist on going to yours. Once there i would demand we have sex immediately or i would leave. i would then bring myself to climax as fast as possible, cum on your curtains, let out a long satisfying fart, raid your fridge and then i would begone, and you wouldn't see me again"

Believe it or not she thought that was cute . To be honest i think shes used to guys being disinterested so she clings on to anyone who doesn't tell her to straight 'fuck off'.

To be honest i kind of feel guilty for saying half the stuff i did. I told her that i would make her wear a bag during sex so i wouldn't have to look at her face. But i think she convinced herself i was joking, so its not so bad...

Ehh i wasn't expecting it to go on for so long. I was expecting her to turn around and walk away after the first ew comments, but she didn't. And then it became almost a game.

Eventually i had to leave the party, so i gave her a fake number and left.

Whatever. Thoughts? Other than the fact that i'm an ass? What happened?

I think you weren't thinking clearly. Where did nature ever make a law that said you can't get a blowjob in a bathroom at a party from a girl that "isn't your type"?

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

I think you weren't thinking clearly. Where did nature ever make a law that said you can't get a blowjob in a bathroom at a party from a girl that "isn't your type"?

I have high standards.

Plus it was the beginning of a party, and we all know that you only take a warpig back with you at the end of the party as a last resort if you have no luck during.

Fuck, where are all the ladies crawling over me? I dont' try with ladies, yet, none come. Your philosophy is flawed.

Girls are like Cats:

* They will find the one person that isn't interested in them, and try to make them interested in them,

* They come and go as they please,

* They can't be taught anything,

* They change their mind constantly,

* They will bite and scratch without warning or reason,

* They'll shit in the corner if they don't get their own way (well, mabey not...)

Here endeth the lesson.

quote:Originally posted by woopsueypigs77:

Fuck, where are all the ladies crawling over me? I dont' try with ladies, yet, none come. Your philosophy is flawed.

Fuckin A.

Can't remember exactly how that quote went but...

"The more you try to repress something, the more it will backfire on you."