So some girl was passed out on my friends bed and I started playing with her pussy and she was drifting in and out of conciousness giggling and shit, and then I just put her pants back up and covered her up... I felt like it was a bad world since I was exploiting her.

Then I realized I really had a chance at losing my V-Card.. but in a really unspectacular way. I'm 15. I've only fingered 1 girl before that little.. Unconcious fingering. And gotten half whacked off once.

Should I really wait like 2 years until some girl is ready to accept my sub-par dick? Or go for it next time. :::{

Your name makes me lol

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Your name makes me lol

lol

Who the hell cares if you "lose" it? Do if you want to, don't if you don't. Whatever. You're fifteen.

Rape is cool now?

'V-card'???!

Oh my god, next you'll be saying 'I got to second base' and other such naff americanisms.

I shall have to be cruel to be kind and close this thread to save you from yourself.

You'll thank me when you grow up!

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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

'V-card'???!

Oh my god, next you'll be saying 'I got to second base' and other such naff americanisms.

I shall have to be cruel to be kind and close this thread to save you from yourself.

You'll thank me when you grow up!

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I love it when you say stuff like this. Mainly because its all true.

Remember, those comments are from 13 year old american virgins.

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Rape is cool now?

Depends on how hot the girl is.

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Rape is cool now?

It's always been cool.

It's also not rape, she didn't say no.

See the girl was really cute and childish looking.. Maybe looked 13 but with big ass tits. I knew she was 16 but while I was fingering up and down her ass, then removing her thong my fucking heart was shaking and I felt even worse when I was touching her pussy.

Maybe it's just not in me to commit borderline rape.

Wow, I can't believe you even thought about that for a second.

What's worse is that you regret it for not doing it.

If forcing yourself upon another (unconscious) person is what you want, just so you can lose your virginity?

That's selfish and immature.

Seriously, I'm not just flaming.

You should've gotten her pregnant and she wouldn't know what the fuck happened.

quote:Originally posted by ApocalypsePlease:

If forcing yourself upon another (unconscious) person is what you want, just so you can lose your virginity?

I'm not advocating this type of behavior, but if he didn't someone else would have came along a did it. She should actually be thankful that this guy has a conscience. It could have gone way worse and taken a lot further. Girls are smart enough to understand the possibilities of what may happen if they party themselves into an unconscious state.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/d/2/ed25bc3ab6422469778407d7c2ea07f2.gif

Are you a fucking jackass?

Unless you're going out with the girl, you shouldn't even touch her if she's just asleep. Jesus.

you coulda just asked her... arsewipe... what's everyone's problem with asking for sex?

Booo.. If the only way you can lose your virginity (or "V-Card" :S) is by fucking an unconcious drunk chick.. you must be butt ugly. Wait till the girl is at least concious.. if she doesnt run, you may lose your "v-card"...

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Why didn't you fuck her ass while she slept?

Unless you're going out with the girl, you shouldn't even think about passing up a chance with her, if she's just asleep. Jesus.

quote:Originally posted by VladimirIllyichLenin:



It's also not rape, she didn't say no.

She's not saying yes either.

You know I may not have slept with many girls but I've never had to resort to someone intoxicated, let alone passed out.

I love totse, it makes me feel good about myself.

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

She's not saying yes either.

I'd say giggling counts.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

I'd say giggling counts.

At least someone has their head on straight.

quote:Originally posted by Feds In Town:

and I felt even worse when I was touching her pussy.

This is why you shouldn't even worry about "losing your v-card". If it doesn't feel right, you probably shouldn't be doing it yet. now stop giving us americans a bad name, damnit!

It's good you didn't rape her, but it's also good that you made her dreams nice.

God damnit.

I've waited my life for an opportunity like this and you get it and fuck it up. Next time stick it in her cunt and fill her up with cum, trust me, she deserves it.

ZAwMaGaWd uRm FiTiNe Und i GoWa LOOz MeR VIrGiNuTy sO mEh pAlZ ThiNK i iZ kOoL LOL~@$@#$111ELEV111!!1111!!

quote:Originally posted by shill:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/d/2/ed25bc3ab6422469778407d7c2ea07f2.gif (http: //content. ytmnd.com/ content/e/ d/2/ed25bc 3ab6422469 778407d7c2 ea07f2.gif )

Classic.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

'V-card'???!

Oh my god, next you'll be saying 'I got to second base' and other such naff americanisms.

I shall have to be cruel to be kind and close this thread to save you from yourself.

You'll thank me when you grow up!

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I implore you not to be so harsh on our Americanisms, you were once a small american who couldnt lose his v-card just like this poor soul- oh wait... nevermind.

I guess there is a reason the world hates america.

*shakes head*

OP- Do you really want to remember for the rest of your life that to lose your virginity you had to rape a passed out chick at a party?

And raping a drunk chick? That must make you feel pretty goddamn cool. All your "dawgs" at school gonna think you gots real street cred now?

I could kill you.

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quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Are you a fucking jackass?

Unless you're going out with the girl, you shouldn't even touch her if she's just asleep. Jesus.

When you're in a relationship though, everything is fair game.

Threads like this is why I hate people.

Especially kids.

Haha, dude, you're a loser! Wanting to lose your virginity to a half-conscious chick? That's basically rape, you know that? Wow, you suck dude. Wait till you have a girl you think you love, or if you don't care about all that morallity and what not, just find some hot chick who likes you (or is passed out) and fuck her.

*shrugs shoulders*

Move the fuck on dude.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:



That's it smart ass, I'm taking you black ass to jail!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

'V-card'???!

Oh my god, next you'll be saying 'I got to second base' and other such naff americanisms.

I shall have to be cruel to be kind and close this thread to save you from yourself.

You'll thank me when you grow up!

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Wait, sos second base is not teh coolest thing eva lol !11!!!

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Dazed and Confused:

You should've gotten her pregnant and she wouldn't know what the fuck happened.

qft

quote:Originally posted by postdiluvium:

Depends on how hot the girl is.

It's been 3 minutes since I read this and I'm still laughing.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

At least someone has their head on straight.

I actually laughed, very loudly, out loud when I read "I'd say giggling counts." ANd then I continued to laugh as I saw a mod agree with this comment...

sub-par dick FTW

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

That's it smart ass, I'm taking you black ass to jail!

NWA - Fuck Tha Police?

NO GAME!

Dude, seriously, that IS rape. Are you that pathetic that you need to consider having sex with a passed out drunk bitch at a party?

I mean, there are much easier ways to get some pussy, and conscious pussy at that.

God damn, kids these days......

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

I'd say giggling counts.



I swear you get in my head sometimes rizzo haha.

Man you idiots have taken this too far. She wasn't asleep she was like having little giggles as I pulled her jeans down and was even (trying to) talk to me as I did it.

Anyway I'm glad I didn't but it was food for thought.

I'm not down with fucking passed out chicks, or even highly intoxicated ones.

quote:Originally posted by Blow5hitUp:

I'm not down with fucking passed out chicks, or even highly intoxicated ones.

No one asked for what your "Down" with.

Now, Kindly stop trying to make a reputation and fawk off.

On one hand, girls are freaking retarded for getting that fucked up. If I get that drunk and I end up doing something stupid, I take responsibility for it. On the other, you're not any better for thinking about taking advantage of that situation.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

'V-card'???!

Oh my god, next you'll be saying 'I got to second base' and other such naff americanisms.

I shall have to be cruel to be kind and close this thread to save you from yourself.

You'll thank me when you grow up!

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Im american Jack, and I dont use such phrases..its just the ones that eat paint chips who turn out like that....

you're a fag if you even think about that shit, i hope you pass out drunk one night and some big black faggot takes your ass v-card you fuckin flamer

You should have just made her choke on your cock, then we could have "buried" the body in the UK. With a massive railgun.

hahahahahhaa, you have a sub-par dick

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Are you a fucking jackass?

Unless you're going out with the girl, you shouldn't even touch her if she's just asleep. Jesus.

QUOTED FOR TRUTH. ^^^atlease someone else here has morals.

quote:Originally posted by pyroman5000:

Threads like this is why I hate people.

Especially kids.

again QFT, lol mastrubating into a vagina is the name of this thread....whataloser.

yeah i just realized this thread has the words "masturbating into a vagina" into it, and it's not even a funny thread.

I guess it is kinda funny.

quote:Originally posted by TheComradical:

God damnit.

I've waited my life for an opportunity like this and you get it and fuck it up. Next time stick it in her cunt and fill her up with cum, trust me, she deserves it.

Fucking hillarious, keep it coming you fucking retards.

You did the right thing Fed, of course you think about it, like when you see a car with the keys in it, no ones around, you think what if i drove off, but you didn't drive off. You just sat in the car, rev'ed the engine a bit and got out. No harm done, work on her a bit and you might land her conscious.

Pussy, HSould have BEAT that pussy

...a young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown

and not the other colors so police think

they have the authority to kill a minority

fuck that shit cause I aint the one

for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun

to be beating on, and thrown into jail

we can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

fucking with me cause I'm a teenager

with a little bit of gold and pager

searching my car looking for the product

thinking every nigga is selling narcotics

...fuck tha police

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

That's it smart ass, I'm taking you black ass to jail!

Fuck the Police.

in all honesty

if she was laughing pray to GOD she remembers it, because you can still get it my friend

kinda bring it up, little by little (the party) and be like "yeah you were on his bed, and kinda hinted me over, and when i sat down to say whatsup YOU PUT UR HAND IN MY PANTS!!"

if she remembers, and is cool with it, You're Golden!

gl, wear your raincoat man, this girl is probably a SLUT.

RAPE IS EVIL

If they are concious still and you are drunk as well it isn't rape in my book.

In this thread it seems that you care more about self-gratification and gloating about your accomplishments more than you do having sex with a check, let alone making love to one.