Damn... what was I thinking?

I was at this lame ass party, not many hot chicks there, pretty fucking boring. The only way to make the night fun was to get fucking tanked. So I start downing beer after beer, after beer.

Any hoo I'm getting to the stage when I'm pretty fucking drunk and when I'm drunk I get horny. I notice this group of ugly chicks checking me out. They smile, I nod my head in reply and they run over to me, sitting down on a lawn chair.

They start talking to me, asking the usual bullshit, blah blah blah, O RLY? I notice that the redhead seems to be extra chatty, joking around and shit. Well, she leaves to go get another drink and her friend goes to me and says "my friend Samantha thinks you're cute." I'm like "Oh yeah... cool" and start contemplating to pursue, or not to pursue? Well the ginger comes back and sits on the edge of my chair, the other girl says "I'll leave you 2 alone".

At this point I look over to my 2 mates and then notion to the chick with my head and they just stick their thumbs up. So I thought; fuck it, pussy's pussy, warm n' squishy. So I use my 1337 pimp skillz that have this bitch getting all lovey dovey and close with me (good ol' whisper technique, never fails).

So we start making out for a bit, then I start thinking; man I better get something outta this shit or I'm gonna be fucking pissed, so I start taking out the big gunz. I ask her what she wants to now? and she starts acting all dumb saying "like what? lololol" I reply like this and show me the condoms in my wallet. She hesitates and starts saying "Uumm... I hardly know you... don't you wanna get to know me first?"

Right now I'm thinking; FUCKING DUMB BITCH... I reply; Ummm... ok, yeah don't worry about it, I don't mind. She starts apologizing and says "Maybe when I meet you 2 or 3 more times (wtf you dumb bitch? Why not fuck right now?).

Now to plan my escape. I down by beer as fast as I can and say, I'll just be right back to get another. She's all like "ok. lolol, don't be long". I go get my booze, call up my mates and say "Lets get the fuck outta here". And we hit the road.

Now it's the next day and I heard that one of my mates, took a pic of us making out. I don't really give a fuck... well I sorta do. SHE WAS A FUCKING GINGER FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!

*vomits blood*

*shits pants*

*passes out*

oh yeah, you guys can share your story's about ugly chicks you've hooked up with/fucked and stuff.

You should get yourself checked out by a doctor. Hopefully you didn't contract anything bad like Gingervitis.

So you didn't even find out if she had ginger pubes?

quote:Originally posted by insoundfromwayout:

So you didn't even find out if she had ginger pubes?

When it comes to gingers, I'm pretty sure the carpet matches the drapes.

You should have raped the red haired cunt.

quote:Originally posted by insoundfromwayout:

So you didn't even find out if she had ginger pubes?

Naw, I was wondering that too.

quote:Originally posted by Siu 3d:

When it comes to gingers, I'm pretty sure the carpet matches the drapes.

I want to see some in real life, but obviously without the awkward and disturbing atmosphere of going down on a ginger.

My typical date goes something like this:

*She says hello*

*We negotiate the price*

*We set a price and go back to my car*

Everyone is happy afterwards.

That's odd. Gingers are usually sluts.

And yeah, I'm famous for hooking up with ugly girls. When I'm drunk, any hole's a goal.

She gave you Gingervitis.

quote:Originally posted by floyd the barber:

That's odd. Gingers are usually sluts.

THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT!!!

quote:Originally posted by Piggy:

THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT!!!

Do you know how I know?

I AM ONE.

quote:Originally posted by Siu 3d:

You should get yourself checked out by a doctor. Hopefully you didn't contract anything bad like Gingervitis.

LOL reminded me of the gingivitis thing from family guy

You didn't hook up with anything.

*fail*



edit: some ginger chicks are really hot...and I'm not just saying that because I have a thing for redheads

quote:Originally posted by SeventhSon:

edit: some ginger chicks are really hot...and I'm not just saying that because I have a thing for redheads

I will say it because I do.

quote:Originally posted by Siu 3d:

When it comes to gingers, I'm pretty sure the carpet matches the drapes.

it does. i had the (mis?)fortune of finding this out first hand

http://cgi.4chan.org/s/src/1173106934384.jpg

http://cgi.4chan.org/s/src/1173115888314.jpg

S&A

quote:Originally posted by SeventhSon:

some ginger chicks are really hot...and I'm not just saying that because I have a thing for redheads

QTF. Sometimes nobody acknowledges this.

"I hooked up with a ginger...bud didn't get any."

did anyone else notice the contradiction??

gingers have no soul. Of course you didn't get any.

http://pages.citebite.com/l1t2b4x1f0vfl

*waits for Jack*

Some redheads are hot as... some aren't so hot.. Bad luck not getting any, obviously wasn't as much of a slut as you thought she was lol? trying to make a date or something out of a hook up..

some redheads are hot specially the shy ones

quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

"I hooked up with a ginger...bud didn't get any."

did anyone else notice the contradiction??

In Australia, (well Perth, anyway) hooking up pretty much means making out/ getting a finger up a bitch.

Guess it's not the same all over.

prawned.

FUCKING HARKONNENS!!

Ginger chicks are terrific. Not sluts. Horny sometimes though.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

FUCKING HARKONNENS!!

Someone's read Dune.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

FUCKING HARKONNENS!!

I AM DESERT POWER, BITCH!

quote:Originally posted by TheGhost:

Someone's read Dune.

Or seen the movie.

Seriously any time you see an ugly ginger person.. they're a Harkonnen.

quote:Originally posted by Siu 3d:

You should get yourself checked out by a doctor. Hopefully you didn't contract anything bad like Gingervitis.

ROFL!

You should have torn out her heartplug.

Two words...

Pippie Longstocking

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Or seen the movie.

Seriously any time you see an ugly ginger person.. they're a Harkonnen.

I'll pilot a Devastator tank anyday.

Yea, with gingers...carpet matches the drapes.

HOWEVER...there are some good looking gingers out there, I dated one.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

I'll pilot a Devastator tank anyday.

Let me just help you out of that stillsuit.

-F☺rd

SHH SHHH !!! , Did you say ginger?!

god whats wrong with you just be quiet and hope Jack doesn't hear about this...

now sit down and be quiet before you wake him

quote:Originally posted by Piggy:

I hooked up with a ginger... but the frigid bitch didn't give me any.

Doesn't "hooking up" imply that you fucked her or at least received head? If none of the above happen you only met some ginger at a party and kissed her(it).

I call bullshit on the whole thing.. just cause I can.

I hooked up with a mega hot ginger...

Got lots from her...

OOO RIGHT GIGGIDY GIG

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

I will say it because I do.

Me too, hell yeah!