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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2007-03-05, 20:14
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ok like i said in the subject i need advise my mate has a really really hot cousin but he's being a twat and not letting me meet her my only ideas are, beat him into it or to try and convince him to let me, also i need help with starting a conversation i find it hard with someone i barely know. any ideas?
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Old 2007-03-06, 02:50
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Get her IM or email if possible, and start to become friends with her on there.
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Old 2007-03-06, 02:53
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When you see her next, run up behind her and say "Guess Who!" while covering her eyes. As she is trying to figure it out, jab your penis into her butthole several times. This eliminates the need for "getting to know her". Just straight to teh buttsecks.
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Old 2007-03-06, 20:52
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pwg, that a pretty damn good idea, and 1337 lmfao:P your a genious, but have any of you got any good conversation starters?
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Old 2007-03-06, 20:53
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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Do you like buttsecks or surprise buttsecks better?

Always works for me...
 
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