well today we were doing p.e outside,and i was waiting for the teacher to register us and im standing there with my friends and everyone else in my P.e class. (about 100 people,including girls)

anyway my shorts got pulled down my my friend as a joke,but accidentally he pulled down my boxers along with them :S

so i was just standing there with my cock out,shriveled up my the English cold and everyone (including girls)see it ...

i don't have a small dick (over average) but everyone saw it as a weener

so now I'm gonna have to go back to school and whip it out to all the girls until they know i don't have a weener.

this has really pissed me off since all the girls were giggling and are probably saying shit about me now...fucks sake



what kinda shit can i say meanwhile i get my cock out to all the girls? :S

and yeh i got owned.

ermm yeh

You dont go up to all the girls and whip it out. Thats just creepy. You have one general public showing in the same fashion that you were pantsed in the first place. And make sure you're fully erect.

lol yeh but how am i supposed to do that...i cant stroll out with a raging hardon cos then ill look like a faggot

(coming out the boys changing room hard)

any more advice...this is fucking me up ,cos im really paranoid anyway but this just tops it...

Hahaha! Ahh, reminds me of my school days. About 5 people every swimming lesson got their shorts pulled down/off.

You're fucked. Girls don't know about shrinkage and if you intentionally show your cock, someone is going to know and it's going to get around.

Seriously, how long does it take to summon an erection? All it takes are a few well-intentioned thoughts. It shouldnt take more then 30-60 seconds at the most.

your not alone...

Stage the same incident this your ready and hard... ooohh aaahhh ooooo yeaaahhh

and go like... Darth penis RISEzzzzzz

what the fuck, lol what am i meant to stand around getting hard?? with teachers there and shit...



whipping it out seems like the only way...

quote:Originally posted by ultra18:

what the fuck, lol what am i meant to stand around getting hard?? with teachers there and shit...



whipping it out seems like the only way...

Yes, but you have to be hard when you whip it out. Otherwise, whats the point?

Yeah man WAVE THAT SHIT AROUND, TOO!

cockslaps!

quote:Originally posted by ultra18:

i don't have a small dick (over average) but everyone saw it as a weener

Why do you even try, noone believes your shit

Just move on. If someone teases you about it, ask them why are they so obsessed about your penis, fucking faggots. To the women you can remark that they're free to fondle you if they want to see it at full mast in case they're too stupid to know flaccid size is irrelevant

Women still don't know about shrinkage?

Yeah you may as well just whip it out when it's large.

what the fuck , so you're saying your dick never shrinks when its cold??



oh and why would i get it out if it was small?



just cos you might have a small cock doesnt mean we all do

quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:

Women still don't know about shrinkage?

and they never will...

quote:Originally posted by Hare_Geist:

You're fucked. Girls don't know about shrinkage and if you intentionally show your cock, someone is going to know and it's going to get around.

yeah shrivel-on they seem oblivious too

me and my mates seem to exert this point a lot to them



and yeah it also does seem that lasses always do think you have a big ragin hard-on 24/7



ooo the pain after a while

windmill it in front of you'r years assembly FTW

dude i really feel for u

that sucks so much hope it works out

quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:

Women still don't know about shrinkage?

nuclearrabit is a girl

Should've thrusted your hips in the direction of the girls.

[This message has been edited by Drox (edited 03-05-2007).]

What you need to do is publicly ass rape the douche bag who exposed your shriveled penis to the world... nobody'll talk shit after that.

lol thanks for the replies guys, intresting stuff...



yeh ive just called a few girls ive fucked to basically spread around school that my dick isnt small...so i can go back tomorrow smiling tomorrow (more or less)

quote:Originally posted by stringfire:

Darth penis RISEzzzzzz

I lol'd so fucking hard!

quote:Originally posted by ultra18:

cockslaps!

Always wanted to steal like 43 packages of enzyte and do that shit.

run flat out but naked through the halls after poping some viagra screaming at the top of your lungs "EVERYONE LOOK AT MY MASSIVE ERECTION."

Is it wrong I got an erection reading this thread?

quote:Originally posted by 1337:

Is it wrong I got an erection reading this thread?

Im pretty sure this thread isnt about you being stuck in the closet/

quote:Originally posted by 1337:

Is it wrong I got an erection reading this thread?

it is if you got it after reading the word "cockslaps"

quote:Originally posted by ultra18:

yeh ive just called a few girls ive fucked to basically spread around school that my dick isnt small...so i can go back tomorrow smiling tomorrow (more or less)

insecure much?

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

Why do you even try, noone believes your shit

Just move on. If someone teases you about it, ask them why are they so obsessed about your penis, fucking faggots. To the women you can remark that they're free to fondle you if they want to see it at full mast in case they're too stupid to know flaccid size is irrelevant

dude ^^ QFMFT!!!

oh, and sorry bout what happenned, that mustve been a rough day

oh well, listen to what that guy said, and you'll be fine

dude..... that is so fucking hilarious! I laughed out loud for 3min. fucking good one!

go to an assembly get a boner, then stand out in the middle and have a friend pull your pants down, then stand proud.

I hope you decked whoever did that.

Poke them with your boner.

Don't worry about it. Girls know that it is cold outside, the only thing you need to do to remedy this is to be nice to a girl and fuck her. Then afterwards she will talk and it will be settled if your dick is tiny or if it is average. Don't even have to fuck her, just find a girl that is from a big group of girls to give you head.

I know this sounds hard, but going through school with a rumor like that is worse.

Same FUCKING thing happened to me about 2 years ago. Just go on with it like its nothing.

If people taunt you about it, pull THEIR pants down. Unless they are bigger than you of course.

quote:Originally posted by ultra18:

what the fuck , so you're saying your dick never shrinks when its cold??



oh and why would i get it out if it was small?



just cos you might have a small cock doesnt mean we all do



Chill dude.. everyone knows that the dick changes in length for random moments, times of the day. Sometimes my guy is long and loaded (not necessarily aroused), sometimes he's a pee wee.

If I was gonna do it I would just wait until the optimum moment and then go for it.

I was in the pool!

quote:Originally posted by ultra18:

what the fuck , so you're saying your dick never shrinks when its cold??



oh and why would i get it out if it was small?



just cos you might have a small cock doesnt mean we all do



since you are seeking advice i dont think you're in any position to pay anyone out. You're the only one here who is under judgement and known for a small penis. not us.



[This message has been edited by ethical_digger (edited 03-06-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by asp821:

I was in the pool!

That's what I was waiting for the entire time I was scrolling through this thread.

Has anyone ever thought of taking it in good humor . Just be like fuck yeah . I dont care shit you should see some of the other guys .



See how many of them voulenteer to show the girls thier cocks . Thus solidifiying your words.

Just laugh it off , im sure everyone else has the exact smae insecurities as you. Just do it the good old fashioned english way. Poke fun at yourself. Self-deprecating humor is what us brits are famous for .

Let me give you an example of what i would say in a difficult spot.

Someone trying to wind you up : " Oh dude i saw your dick man not much to be proud of eh?"

Me " Too right the little guy was frozen to death lol"

social skills pwn lack of self confidence

quote:Originally posted by inverted:

Being pretentious tightasses is what us brits are famous for.

Fixed.

"Being pretentious tightasses is what us brits are famous for."

"Fixed"



no ... just no

quote:Originally posted by stringfire:



and go like... Darth penis RISEzzzzzz

Haha, wtf? That made me lol