So last night my husband and I got into a fight and he KILLED MY PET SLUG. I know some of you might think a slug is a dumb pet, but I really liked it...I had caught it when it was a baby and kept it these past few months in a terranium. This morning when I looked for it, it was gone. I think my husband fed it to my tarantula, but he might've poured salt on it.

So how would you guys handle this?

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Feed him to the SLUG OVERLORD!!

I really liked that slug you know!

Seriously, it was very mean of him to kill it.

you kept a pet slug?

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ugh.

If I hadn't seen so many of your posts here in the past, I'd say this was a troll post.

Seriously.... a slug?

Amazing thread.

Advice: Ask him.

Kill his sister/brother. Seriously, don't stand for that shit.

quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

Kill his sister/brother. Seriously, don't stand for that shit.

Right on brother!

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You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way

If you don't know how he killed it, how do you know he did?

*is,for once, totally speechless *

No pooper for him

That's vindictive, fucked up, and scary.

The point is not the slug. The point is he KILLED something that was once LIVING, that gave you amusement and pleasure to look after, feed, watch etc. Plus you raised it for the few months you've had it.

That is extremely fucked up, but Xiao, the reason I often don't reply to your threads is because you're married to the man that is the father of your baby. And any practical advice I could've given you over the past year or so that you've been on totse, you wouldn't have listened to anyway. Your emotional involvement in your situation is the only thing that will make you stay and eventually (hopefully for the sake of your child) leave.

The most he's going to suffer from doing this is, I dunno, an under-cooked dinner, maybe some burnt toast. This is, by no means an attack on you. But you have to start sticking up for yourself to him, if you don't learn this now, what are you going to do when he starts treating your child like he treats you (which is almost 100% guaranteed). And do you really think this is where is stops? You haven't even seen the beginning of it and you've been married to him for... 5 years? It will get worse as time goes on. He's definitely not going to get any nicer.

I do not see this marriage ending happily in old age.

[This message has been edited by MrMojoRisin (edited 03-05-2007).]

Treat that slug as if it were your own child: MURDER Mr. MEI! MUAHAHAHA...

...really though, Jim Morrison gave some great relationship advice. Stand up for yourself. Don't let no punk ass dick tread on you.

I think the fact he killed something you love to be vindictive is the horrible part. If my boyfriend killed my dog because we got into a fight I don't think I'd be able to look at him again.

Flip a coin. Heads you get a new slug, tails you get a new husband. Whichever you choose, never speak of the incident again.

Spawn moar overlords!

ON_TOPIC:

That was mean of him.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Spawn moar overlords!

ON_TOPIC:

That was mean of him.

Lol, I've been playing that all this morning. -sigh- Damn 4 hour test of survival games...

Pwnt.

Bite his pen0r.

quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

Kill his sister/brother. Seriously, don't stand for that shit.

quote:Originally posted by Nerd Fangs:

Pwnt.

Bite his pen0r.



hehe...pour salt on his man-slug.

Put a pillow over his face while he is sleeping

quote:Originally posted by Zonko:

If you don't know how he killed it, how do you know he did?

Because it's GONE and he's talked about killing it before.

I don't know...He's at work right now so I can't ask him about it. I know that a slug may seem like a dumbass pet, but I really liked it and I thought it was fun to raise it.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Originally posted by Zonko:

If you don't know how he killed it, how do you know he did?

Because it's GONE and he's talked about killing it before.

I don't know...He's at work right now so I can't ask him about it. I know that a slug may seem like a dumbass pet, but I really liked it and I thought it was fun to raise it.





It is a dumbass pet. But thats besides the point. Theres something seriously wrong with him if he'd kill your pet just because he's angry at you. And now that I think about it, it does seem kind of cute. I want a slug

It was so small in the beginning, but then it grew to be like 2 inches long. My daughter named it "Aragorn."

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

That's vindictive, fucked up, and scary.

The point is not the slug. The point is he KILLED something that was once LIVING, that gave you amusement and pleasure to look after, feed, watch etc. Plus you raised it for the few months you've had it.

That is extremely fucked up, but Xiao, the reason I often don't reply to your threads is because you're married to the man that is the father of your baby. And any practical advice I could've given you over the past year or so that you've been on totse, you wouldn't have listened to anyway. Your emotional involvement in your situation is the only thing that will make you stay and eventually (hopefully for the sake of your child) leave.

The most he's going to suffer from doing this is, I dunno, an under-cooked dinner, maybe some burnt toast. This is, by no means an attack on you. But you have to start sticking up for yourself to him, if you don't learn this now, what are you going to do when he starts treating your child like he treats you (which is almost 100% guaranteed). And do you really think this is where is stops? You haven't even seen the beginning of it and you've been married to him for... 5 years? It will get worse as time goes on. He's definitely not going to get any nicer.

I do not see this marriage ending happily in old age.



QFT.

Xiao mei is one of the few totsians I'd let live with me in my appartment without expecting or wanting any form of payment.

If you really really get to the point when you just need to escape him..

The book 'rose madder' by stephen king reminds me alot of you. Only I really fucking hope your husband hasnt done that sort of sick shit to you that the man in the book did to his.

It will take him a few years to build up to that.I hope you get out before then.

damn you remind me of my fiance she keeps weirdest pets but thats fucked up that your husband killed your pet

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

QFT.

Xiao mei is one of the few totsians I'd let live with me in my appartment without expecting or wanting any form of payment.

If you really really get to the point when you just need to escape him..

The book 'rose madder' by stephen king reminds me alot of you. Only I really fucking hope your husband hasnt done that sort of sick shit to you that the man in the book did to his.

It will take him a few years to build up to that.I hope you get out before then.

I liked that book. Didn't think he made her do anything sick though.

Twas all kinda sweet.

Maybe he didn't kill it? Unless you have proof and have asked him. Maybe it ran away or died of natural causes and he removed the dead slug.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

That's vindictive, fucked up, and scary.

The point is not the slug. The point is he KILLED something that was once LIVING, that gave you amusement and pleasure to look after, feed, watch etc. Plus you raised it for the few months you've had it.

That is extremely fucked up, but Xiao, the reason I often don't reply to your threads is because you're married to the man that is the father of your baby. And any practical advice I could've given you over the past year or so that you've been on totse, you wouldn't have listened to anyway. Your emotional involvement in your situation is the only thing that will make you stay and eventually (hopefully for the sake of your child) leave.

The most he's going to suffer from doing this is, I dunno, an under-cooked dinner, maybe some burnt toast. This is, by no means an attack on you. But you have to start sticking up for yourself to him, if you don't learn this now, what are you going to do when he starts treating your child like he treats you (which is almost 100% guaranteed). And do you really think this is where is stops? You haven't even seen the beginning of it and you've been married to him for... 5 years? It will get worse as time goes on. He's definitely not going to get any nicer.

I do not see this marriage ending happily in old age.



QFT. (And I'm probably the only one who feels bad for the slug... I like all living creatures. Except spiders.)

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 03-05-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

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QFT. (And I'm probably the only one who feels bad for the slug... I like all living creatures. Except spiders.)





But spiders are the natural enemies of insects. Insects are evil.

Well I talked to him about it and he claims he didn't kill it, but I don't know. I mean it couldn't have crawled out and I didn't find it's dead body anywhere.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

(And I'm probably the only one who feels bad for the slug... I like all living creatures. Except spiders.)



Maybe I am the only one who thinks that such living things should not be taken out of their natural habitat? After all, they are not domesticated.

Hopefully it got the chance to reproduce first. Maybe you'll find little one some day soon.

But it sounds like you're only speculating as to what happend to the little fella. Ask your hubby, you could be overreacting.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Well I talked to him about it and he claims he didn't kill it, but I don't know. I mean it couldn't have crawled out and I didn't find it's dead body anywhere.



To quote the world's greatest dectective "t is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

I surmise your daughter ate it.

Children do that, you know.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Well I talked to him about it and he claims he didn't kill it, but I don't know. I mean it couldn't have crawled out and I didn't find it's dead body anywhere.





Ah...well, you got your answer to that. Now you have to solve the mystery of the missing slug.

I had a crab crawl out of my aquarium one day. It was weeks before the carcass was found. He made it all the way to the kitchen. Poor little fella.

[This message has been edited by oc6 (edited 03-05-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by oc6:



Ah...well, you got your answer to that. Now you have to solve the mystery of the missing slug.

I had a crab crawl out of my aquarium one day. It was weeks before the carcass was found. He made it all the way to the kitchen. Poor little fella.



The crab probably realised that the one place safe from you was the kitchen :P

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

The crab probably realised that the one place safe from you was the kitchen :P



[laughs]

It would be rare to find me there, even moreso than it.

My first reaction was "oh dear, sounds like a dodgy one"

But really.. I think it was sort of more like him reverting to when he was an 8 year old brat.

This is the first time I remember you ever having any sort of real embitteredness with your husband, so I'm not going to jump on the bandwagon of eventully you'll leave your husband.

In fact to my memory, it was a fairly happy marriage, one which I admired.

I think you'll probably work through it, so just talk to him about it..

As punishment make him raise a slug for you.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

To quote the world's greatest dectective "t is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

I surmise your daughter ate it.

Children do that, you know.

Dirk Gently...QFT

Good one Ketch!

Your husband is an asshole.

I've been saying it for months...

What if he kills the dog next?

WHAT THEN?!?!

If anyone intentionally hurt one of my pets, I'd do the same to them only tenfold.

yoyobek tiny bit of a psycho when it comes to animals.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

To quote the world's greatest dectective "t is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

I surmise your daughter ate it.

Children do that, you know.

Sounds like the most likely thing thus far.... Or the father told her to eat it... They're all against you!

I've had a loved one kill a pet. It's not cool.

Give him the benefit of the doubt, there's no telling what may have gone on.

What happens to slugs when they die naturally? Do they melt? It could have been that.

kill tarantula??? lol i cracked up when u said that he might of put salt on it. thats pretty fucnny, yet so sad, when that happens.

Im sorry, i know its not funny.

But...



hahahahaha this thread is fucking ridiculous. You have/had a pet slug? lol no wonder he killed it.

Was it done mafia style? Did he take the slug out to the docks, pour salt on him, and throw him in the river?

*giggles like a schoolgirl*

http://oregonstate.edu/Dept/nurspest/Limaxmaximuscourtship.htm

*fap fap fap*

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

That's vindictive, fucked up, and scary.

The point is not the slug. The point is he KILLED something that was once LIVING, that gave you amusement and pleasure to look after, feed, watch etc. Plus you raised it for the few months you've had it.

That is extremely fucked up, but Xiao, the reason I often don't reply to your threads is because you're married to the man that is the father of your baby. And any practical advice I could've given you over the past year or so that you've been on totse, you wouldn't have listened to anyway. Your emotional involvement in your situation is the only thing that will make you stay and eventually (hopefully for the sake of your child) leave.

The most he's going to suffer from doing this is, I dunno, an under-cooked dinner, maybe some burnt toast. This is, by no means an attack on you. But you have to start sticking up for yourself to him, if you don't learn this now, what are you going to do when he starts treating your child like he treats you (which is almost 100% guaranteed). And do you really think this is where is stops? You haven't even seen the beginning of it and you've been married to him for... 5 years? It will get worse as time goes on. He's definitely not going to get any nicer.

I do not see this marriage ending happily in old age.



^^Absolutely true. Xiao Mei are you even fuckin listening?????

I'm confused as to why some of you think my husband is like the psycho guy from ROSE MADDER! Seriously, my husband is a good guy...Except when he allegedly kills my pet.

Anyway, I've been looking for a new slug, but I've had no luck so far.

quote:Originally posted by asa:

Dirk Gently...QFT

Good one Ketch!

Well, it was originally Sherlock Holmes

And... .

I'd like to say, just for the record, that the quote, "I surmise your daughter ate it." is the first time I've giggled like a little bitch from reading something off Totse.

Only a heartless cruel man would kill another persons pet.

I'd suggest you start sleeping with one eye open or place video surveilance in your bedroom. It will make the Coroner's job a lot easier.

Fuck yo slug bitch.

How can you all take this seriously?

I know how you feel. I had a big box of pet slugs when I was around 7 and my brother dumped a bag of salt on them. I watched in sorrow as my slugs melted one by one.

Refuse to bare his children

Lol, gross. He's a pedophile?

You have no proof at all that he killed it. Its a fuckin slug who knows where it could have gone and what could of happened to it. Your the psycho here if you ask me.

Another thing I was wondering. Did you perform sexual acts with this slug? If not why would you post it in the sex forum?

Gees, she talks cute.

I like slugs too..

quote:Originally posted by fishtea:

You have no proof at all that he killed it. Its a fuckin slug who knows where it could have gone and what could of happened to it. Your the psycho here if you ask me.

Another thing I was wondering. Did you perform sexual acts with this slug? If not why would you post it in the sex forum?

I posted it here because it has to do with my HUSBAND killing my pet. And as I posted earier, he talked about killing it all of the time.

So yesterday I looked for another slug and couldn't find any...But I did find a giant earthworm for my herb garden. I like earthworms, but you can't keep them as pets because they need more room to tunnel.

quote:Originally posted by fishtea:



Another thing I was wondering. Did you perform sexual acts with this slug? If not why would you post it in the sex forum?

Hmm actually its 'Sex' (you know, that stuff you haven't had yet but all your friends have?) AND Affection' (which we take to mean covering the whole rainbow of human social intercourse).

Yes this could also have gone in the pet forum but Xiao is a regular who posts openly and often about her marriage and so it's of interest to us.



[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 03-08-2007).]

If the slug escaped, you could find it easily by following a trail of slime.

But there is no trail of slime is there?

Your marriage is doomed.

You forgot to add that the people that post in this forum (Sex and Affection), are actually quite mature, and don't make crap posts (majority of the time).

quote:Originally posted by Zeekz:

You forgot to add that the people that post in this forum (Sex and Affection), are actually quite mature, and don't make crap posts (majority of the time).

No, I was raised to be truthful.

...lol, wtf.

I don't even know what to say..

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

That's vindictive, fucked up, and scary.

The point is not the slug. The point is he KILLED something that was once LIVING, that gave you amusement and pleasure to look after, feed, watch etc. Plus you raised it for the few months you've had it.

That is extremely fucked up, but Xiao, the reason I often don't reply to your threads is because you're married to the man that is the father of your baby. And any practical advice I could've given you over the past year or so that you've been on totse, you wouldn't have listened to anyway. Your emotional involvement in your situation is the only thing that will make you stay and eventually (hopefully for the sake of your child) leave.

The most he's going to suffer from doing this is, I dunno, an under-cooked dinner, maybe some burnt toast. This is, by no means an attack on you. But you have to start sticking up for yourself to him, if you don't learn this now, what are you going to do when he starts treating your child like he treats you (which is almost 100% guaranteed). And do you really think this is where is stops? You haven't even seen the beginning of it and you've been married to him for... 5 years? It will get worse as time goes on. He's definitely not going to get any nicer.

I do not see this marriage ending happily in old age.



Shut the fuck up, She has no proofs, only "suspicion" that he MIGHT have killed it. And what the hell are you talking about, anyway? Because of ONE incident that MIGHT have happened, you're talking about how he's gonna ruin her life and of her baby. Get the fuck out.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

So last night my husband and I got into a fight and he KILLED MY PET SLUG. I know some of you might think a slug is a dumb pet, but I really liked it...I had caught it when it was a baby and kept it these past few months in a terranium. This morning when I looked for it, it was gone. I think my husband fed it to my tarantula, but he might've poured salt on it.

So how would you guys handle this?

Sounds like you need to grow the fuck up, along with your husband.

He could be hiding it.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

*is,for once, totally speechless *

quote:Originally posted by BloodyRevolutions:

He could be hiding it.

Lol, kidnap!

Anyways, Xiao, you should consider the chance the critter is gone all by itself. It either died and dissolved (need backup on post-mortis liquification) or it managed to escape.

Why am I saying this? Since I've not been following totse for a year almost, and from your post, I understand that your marriage is falling apart. So imagine how far will fall if in the end the goddamn slug is alive/away and you blamed it to your husband, getting in exchange one more reason for him to hate your paranoid guts.

In the other hand, if he has truly done that... Well, I don't know what to say...

Other than buy him his most expensive choice of pet and kill it in front of him (this is posted for the giggles, I do NOT condonce animal suffering... I had to curbstomp my hamster last month because the poor critter was agonizing after it lost one eye. Still makes me puke).

"Darling! I bought you a parrot!"

"Oh Really?!"

"YARLY!!" *thwack!* "But parrot no moe! JUST LIKE MY SLUG YOU PICE OF HEARTLESS BASTARD!" (this while holding dead parrot in one hand, and mentioned parrot's head in the other.

We all die eventually.

My marraige isn't falling apart...To be honest, I don't know why some of the people on here seem to think my husband is some kind of an abusive psycho! I only posted this because I truly didn't know how to react when I thought he killed my pet. He told me he never harmed the slug, though, and I believe him.

I'm really rather baffled...I always think I'm posting NICE things about my husband....

Ignore them, some people are just cynical when it comes to relationships. They've probably had some bad relationships in the past and mistake your life for their own.

What the fuck?

Something so trivial doesn't deserve this much attention, fucking ridiculous.

I can't think of anything else to say.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

My marraige isn't falling apart...To be honest, I don't know why some of the people on here seem to think my husband is some kind of an abusive psycho! I only posted this because I truly didn't know how to react when I thought he killed my pet. He told me he never harmed the slug, though, and I believe him.

I'm really rather baffled...I always think I'm posting NICE things about my husband....

I'm sure your relationship with your husband is fine. You've never given me the impression that there was anything wrong, to the extent everyone is trying for, in the relationship.

As for the slug, are you sure you looked in the cage well enough? Was the top secured well enough? Did you ask your daughter what could've happened?

Also: I once had a pet armadillo that I found and domesticated. I understand that whole 'strange pet thing.

quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:

I'm sure your relationship with your husband is fine. You've never given me the impression that there was anything wrong, to the extent everyone is trying for, in the relationship.

As for the slug, are you sure you looked in the cage well enough? Was the top secured well enough? Did you ask your daughter what could've happened?

Also: I once had a pet armadillo that I found and domesticated. I understand that whole 'strange pet thing.

HHHHMMM Armadilloooo...crunchy on the outside, chewy in the middle!

I think this girl is fucked up in the head

What did you feed the armadillo?