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 #1 
Old 2007-03-05, 03:44
Gackt Gackt is offline
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Alright this thread got kicked out of SG for some outlandish reason so I figured this would be the more reasonable spot. Just rate my girlfriend with a score of 1 through 10 and tell me what you think, we've been going out for a while and we have secksed too.

http://tinyurl.com/36sfrp

http://tinyurl.com/3bwkhl
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Old 2007-03-05, 03:47
1337 1337 is offline
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Are you both from the same Special Education Unit at school? Or is she the only one with down syndrome.
 #3 
Old 2007-03-05, 03:50
d1rty piss stool d1rty piss stool is offline
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Ew. But whatever.
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Old 2007-03-05, 03:51
skimask_check skimask_check is offline
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yea man do you take the short bus with her? damn shes wayyyyyy too pale and has sum buggy eyes. i wood say 4 at the most. But seriously if u guys have kids, good luck
 #5 
Old 2007-03-05, 04:01
jesus_could_fly jesus_could_fly is offline
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yea tell her not to have children. But I hear ugly chicks are more willing in bed... so good job.
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Old 2007-03-05, 04:21
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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Please sterilize yourselves so you might not accidently reproduce...

Seriously she gets a big, fat, fukkin FAIL.

Maybe a 1 or 2. That bitch is fucking ugly. How were you able to sex that?
 #7 
Old 2007-03-05, 04:26
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Not my type sorry, I don't do dykes.
 #8 
Old 2007-03-05, 04:33
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2.

And that's being generous.

[This message has been edited by AeroDynamic (edited 03-05-2007).]
 #9 
Old 2007-03-05, 04:35
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MOSH GIRL!!!!!!!
 #10 
Old 2007-03-05, 04:53
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quote:Originally posted by Gackt:

Rate my GF

You don't want me to. What did you expect posting pictures of her on totse? Unless this is a girl you dislike and are trying to make her feel bad by sending her this link.

-edit-

OK, maybe that was too harsh. I would definitely fuck her but I wouldn't tell a soul. How's that?

[This message has been edited by Pinball Mgruff (edited 03-05-2007).]
 #11 
Old 2007-03-05, 04:58
camper velourium camper velourium is offline
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WOOF WOOF

SHE'S A REAL UGGO THERE BUDDY
 #12 
Old 2007-03-05, 04:58
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Touch me kiss me tease me please me ill give it 2 ya just how you like it giiiiiiirl.
 #13 
Old 2007-03-05, 05:00
Solid Squall Solid Squall is offline
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I'd hit that. With a bus.

Seriously though, that bitch needs a bullet.

-3
 #14 
Old 2007-03-05, 05:02
SeventhSon SeventhSon is offline
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At least you have a girlfriend
 #15 
Old 2007-03-05, 05:04
Five to One Five to One is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SeventhSon:

At least you have a girlfriend

I'll be your girlfriend!

...jk.
 #16 
Old 2007-03-05, 05:06
SeventhSon SeventhSon is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Five to One:

I'll be your girlfriend!

...jk.

damnit, why must you play with my heart?
 #17 
Old 2007-03-05, 05:10
camper velourium camper velourium is offline
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ps; you need an asian girlfriend

http://tinyurl.com/3du2k4
 #18 
Old 2007-03-05, 05:13
Relax-Tonight Relax-Tonight is offline
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6 1/2

Shes decent bro. Just some advice. Dont come to totse to get advice on how women "LOOK" This forum is the shit hole of the internet.....We MUST keep that in mind.

Shes NOT ugly (Except that second picture i didnt care for too much).
 #19 
Old 2007-03-05, 05:16
Maggotote Maggotote is offline
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Holy Fuck!! WTF was that?
 #20 
Old 2007-03-05, 05:24
Gackt Gackt is offline
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Yea I agree with some of you guys, she's not the best looking person in the world, but hey, I was desperate.
 #21 
Old 2007-03-05, 05:25
SeventhSon SeventhSon is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Gackt:

Yea I agree with some of you guys, she's not the best looking person in the world, but hey, I was desperate.

Look at it this way, she'll never cheat on you...unless you are even uglier than she is.



I'd still hit it.
 #22 
Old 2007-03-05, 05:42
Optionryder420 Optionryder420 is offline
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Since I bet everyone was so disappointed, I'll make up for it.

http://tinyurl.com/2bq57l

http://tinyurl.com/2fc7t7
 #23 
Old 2007-03-05, 05:45
Dr.Speed17 Dr.Speed17 is offline
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Dude... 3.5/10 at the most, that's one fugly fat autistic beotch
 #24 
Old 2007-03-05, 05:59
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Optionryder420:

Since I bet everyone was so disappointed, I'll make up for it.

http://tinyurl.com/2bq57l

http://tinyurl.com/2fc7t7

Nice man.. but the thing is I was happier with him having an ugly girlfriend for the fact I don't have one at all (I'm working on it, am in no major rush and I'm picky).
 #25 
Old 2007-03-05, 06:28
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Relax-Tonight:

6 1/2

Shes decent bro. Just some advice. Dont come to totse to get advice on how women "LOOK" This forum is the shit hole of the internet.....We MUST keep that in mind.

Shes NOT ugly (Except that second picture i didnt care for too much).



Where the fuck are you from that your standards have dipped so goddamn low. She looks like a fucking cave troll.
 #26 
Old 2007-03-05, 06:39
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quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

Where the fuck are you from that your standards have dipped so goddamn low. She looks like a fucking cave troll.

Yea, I am sure you are the epitomy of all that is man. Just by looking at your remarks around this board, I doubt you can demand beauty as if you are a King. So shut the fuck up. The man is entitled to his opinion.

After seeing the OP's desperate comment I am going to have to say that no matter what you look like, she is way too good for you.
 #27 
Old 2007-03-05, 06:46
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quote:Originally posted by Gackt:

she's not the best looking person in the world, but hey, I was desperate.

I was gonna post here and say that I disagree with the others. She's not THAT bad looking. I'd say she's average at best, but that's not a bad thing. She's not hard to look at or anything. The second picture is awful, though. But from what I can tell, I think it's just a bad picture.



But the quoted post kind of pissed me off. You shouldn't be with someone because you were "desperate".. If you meant something else by that, I apologize. But that's pretty shitty. Break up with her as soon as possible, so she can find someone that really wants her. She's not awful looking, and if she put some effort into it, I think she could even look nice.



EDIT: Oop. Carbon beat me to it.

[This message has been edited by MandatorySuicide (edited 03-05-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-05, 06:48
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
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quote:Originally posted by MandatorySuicide:

I was gonna post here and say that I disagree with the others. She's not THAT bad looking. I'd say she's average at best, but that's not a bad thing. She's not hard to look at or anything. The second picture is awful, though. But from what I can tell, I think it's just a bad picture.



But the quoted post kind of pissed me off. You shouldn't be with someone because you were "desperate".. If you meant something else by that, I apologize. But that's pretty shitty. Break up with her as soon as possible, so she can find someone that really wants her. She's not awful looking, and if she put some effort into it, I think she could even look nice.



EDIT: Oop. Carbon beat me to it.



Wow, can't believe I would find someone in SA that doesn't have the mentality of a dipshit 13 year old faggot with no clue as to what a real woman is. Thank you for making my day.

*That isn't meant to be read as sarcasm, incase you are wondering.*
 #29 
Old 2007-03-05, 06:56
BloodyRevolutions BloodyRevolutions is offline
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Girlfriend? Where? I see no woman.

Does anybody here see a girl in those pics?
 #30 
Old 2007-03-05, 09:49
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quote:Originally posted by Pinball Mgruff:

I would definitely fuck her but I wouldn't tell a soul. How's that?

Yeah, basically.

But BloodyRevolutions, I thought you were a chick. That's pretty fucked up that you would be that harsh to someone of your own gender.
 #31 
Old 2007-03-05, 10:25
Uklesh Uklesh is offline
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No.

EDIT: .01/10

[This message has been edited by Uklesh (edited 03-05-2007).]
 #32 
Old 2007-03-05, 10:40
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quote:Originally posted by Gackt:

Yea I agree with some of you guys, she's not the best looking person in the world, but hey, I was desperate.

Lol you pathetic fucking asshole.

I really hope something very bad happens to you, but from the sound of it, being born was bad enough.



That girl may be ugly, but I can only imagine who disgusting you must look.



ugh.

I feel really sorry for her.

Just shoot yourself. People like you really dont need to keep living.
 #33 
Old 2007-03-05, 10:43
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quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Lol you pathetic fucking asshole.

I really hope something very bad happens to you, but from the sound of it, being born was bad enough.



That girl may be ugly, but I can only imagine who disgusting you must look.



ugh.

I feel really sorry for her.

Just shoot yourself. People like you really dont need to keep living.

Yeah, who disgusting you must look would be enough to make me type up 6 paragraphs.. No wait, that's just because I have nothing better to do with my life LOL!
 #34 
Old 2007-03-05, 13:11
mr_shady mr_shady is offline
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*Throws up
 #35 
Old 2007-03-05, 13:17
WhyteWydow WhyteWydow is offline
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Haha, you're dating that troll that lives under the bridge and asks you questions!

2/10, and the only reason I didn't give her a 1 is because she is a female (I think), so I guess that qualifies as a "girl"friend. But yeah, eww...
 #36 
Old 2007-03-05, 13:40
Dong_Quixote Dong_Quixote is offline
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Flint tools.
 #37 
Old 2007-03-05, 14:52
jvm222 jvm222 is offline
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I feel bad for you.
 #38 
Old 2007-03-05, 15:48
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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We don't use 1-10 in my circle of friends. It ranges from (at the top) would date her, to would fuck her, to would skeet all over her, to would not touch with a 10-foot tampon. I choose the latter for your gf.
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Old 2007-03-05, 16:27
Elephantitis Man Elephantitis Man is offline
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quote:Originally posted by 1337:

Are you both from the same Special Education Unit at school? Or is she the only one with down syndrome.

Bwahahahahaha!
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Old 2007-03-05, 16:39
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....



Middle school?
 #41 
Old 2007-03-05, 17:38
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quote:Originally posted by BloodyRevolutions:

Girlfriend? Where? I see no woman.

Does anybody here see a girl in those pics?

OMG you're hilarious! That was amazingly witty! Well done you.
 #42 
Old 2007-03-05, 17:49
JTen JTen is offline
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I'd lick her butthole
 #43 
Old 2007-03-05, 17:50
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Christ, I wouldn't secks that if you paid me.

-0/10
 #44 
Old 2007-03-05, 17:56
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Some of you just don't learn. Is this guy a S&A regular?



He even told you that Meta had thrown him out of SG and yet you still click on his links.



[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 03-05-2007).]
 
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