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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-03-05, 03:44
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Rate my GF
Alright this thread got kicked out of SG for some outlandish reason so I figured this would be the more reasonable spot. Just rate my girlfriend with a score of 1 through 10 and tell me what you think, we've been going out for a while and we have secksed too.
http://tinyurl.com/36sfrp
http://tinyurl.com/3bwkhl
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#2
 2007-03-05, 03:47
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Re: Rate my GF
Are you both from the same Special Education Unit at school? Or is she the only one with down syndrome.
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#3
 2007-03-05, 03:50
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Re: Rate my GF
Ew. But whatever.
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#4
 2007-03-05, 03:51
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Re: Rate my GF
yea man do you take the short bus with her? damn shes wayyyyyy too pale and has sum buggy eyes. i wood say 4 at the most. But seriously if u guys have kids, good luck
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#5
 2007-03-05, 04:01
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Re: Rate my GF
yea tell her not to have children. But I hear ugly chicks are more willing in bed... so good job.
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#6
 2007-03-05, 04:21
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Re: Rate my GF
Please sterilize yourselves so you might not accidently reproduce...
Seriously she gets a big, fat, fukkin FAIL.
Maybe a 1 or 2. That bitch is fucking ugly. How were you able to sex that?
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#7
 2007-03-05, 04:26
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ZeroMalarki 
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Re: Rate my GF
Not my type sorry, I don't do dykes.
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#8
 2007-03-05, 04:33
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Re: Rate my GF
2.
And that's being generous.
[This message has been edited by AeroDynamic (edited 03-05-2007).]
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#9
 2007-03-05, 04:35
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Re: Rate my GF
MOSH GIRL!!!!!!!
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#10
 2007-03-05, 04:53
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Re: Rate my GF
quote:Originally posted by Gackt:
Rate my GF
You don't want me to. What did you expect posting pictures of her on totse? Unless this is a girl you dislike and are trying to make her feel bad by sending her this link.
-edit-
OK, maybe that was too harsh. I would definitely fuck her but I wouldn't tell a soul. How's that?
[This message has been edited by Pinball Mgruff (edited 03-05-2007).]
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#11
 2007-03-05, 04:58
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camper velourium 
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Re: Rate my GF
WOOF WOOF
SHE'S A REAL UGGO THERE BUDDY
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#12
 2007-03-05, 04:58
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Re: Rate my GF
Touch me kiss me tease me please me ill give it 2 ya just how you like it giiiiiiirl.
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#13
 2007-03-05, 05:00
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Solid Squall 
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Re: Rate my GF
I'd hit that. With a bus.
Seriously though, that bitch needs a bullet.
-3
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#14
 2007-03-05, 05:02
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SeventhSon 
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Re: Rate my GF
At least you have a girlfriend 
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#15
 2007-03-05, 05:04
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Five to One 
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Re: Rate my GF
quote:Originally posted by SeventhSon:
At least you have a girlfriend
 I'll be your girlfriend!
...jk.
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#16
 2007-03-05, 05:06
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SeventhSon 
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Re: Rate my GF
quote:Originally posted by Five to One:
 I'll be your girlfriend!
...jk.
damnit, why must you play with my heart? 
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#17
 2007-03-05, 05:10
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camper velourium 
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Re: Rate my GF
ps; you need an asian girlfriend
http://tinyurl.com/3du2k4
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#18
 2007-03-05, 05:13
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Relax-Tonight 
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Re: Rate my GF
6 1/2
Shes decent bro. Just some advice. Dont come to totse to get advice on how women "LOOK" This forum is the shit hole of the internet.....We MUST keep that in mind.
Shes NOT ugly (Except that second picture i didnt care for too much).
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#19
 2007-03-05, 05:16
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Maggotote 
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Holy Fuck!! WTF was that?
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#20
 2007-03-05, 05:24
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Gackt 
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Re: Rate my GF
Yea I agree with some of you guys, she's not the best looking person in the world, but hey, I was desperate.
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#21
 2007-03-05, 05:25
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SeventhSon 
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Re: Rate my GF
quote:Originally posted by Gackt:
Yea I agree with some of you guys, she's not the best looking person in the world, but hey, I was desperate.
Look at it this way, she'll never cheat on you...unless you are even uglier than she is.
I'd still hit it.
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#22
 2007-03-05, 05:42
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Re: Rate my GF
Since I bet everyone was so disappointed, I'll make up for it.
http://tinyurl.com/2bq57l
http://tinyurl.com/2fc7t7
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#23
 2007-03-05, 05:45
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Dr.Speed17 
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Dude... 3.5/10 at the most, that's one fugly fat autistic beotch
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#24
 2007-03-05, 05:59
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ZeroMalarki 
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Re: Rate my GF
quote:Originally posted by Optionryder420:
Since I bet everyone was so disappointed, I'll make up for it.
http://tinyurl.com/2bq57l
http://tinyurl.com/2fc7t7
Nice man.. but the thing is I was happier with him having an ugly girlfriend for the fact I don't have one at all (I'm working on it, am in no major rush and I'm picky).
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#25
 2007-03-05, 06:28
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XHippie HunterX 
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Re: Rate my GF
quote:Originally posted by Relax-Tonight:
6 1/2
Shes decent bro. Just some advice. Dont come to totse to get advice on how women "LOOK" This forum is the shit hole of the internet.....We MUST keep that in mind.
Shes NOT ugly (Except that second picture i didnt care for too much).
Where the fuck are you from that your standards have dipped so goddamn low. She looks like a fucking cave troll.
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#26
 2007-03-05, 06:39
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quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:
Where the fuck are you from that your standards have dipped so goddamn low. She looks like a fucking cave troll.
Yea, I am sure you are the epitomy of all that is man. Just by looking at your remarks around this board, I doubt you can demand beauty as if you are a King. So shut the fuck up. The man is entitled to his opinion.
After seeing the OP's desperate comment I am going to have to say that no matter what you look like, she is way too good for you.
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#27
 2007-03-05, 06:46
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Re: Rate my GF
quote:Originally posted by Gackt:
she's not the best looking person in the world, but hey, I was desperate.
I was gonna post here and say that I disagree with the others. She's not THAT bad looking. I'd say she's average at best, but that's not a bad thing. She's not hard to look at or anything. The second picture is awful, though. But from what I can tell, I think it's just a bad picture.
But the quoted post kind of pissed me off. You shouldn't be with someone because you were "desperate".. If you meant something else by that, I apologize. But that's pretty shitty. Break up with her as soon as possible, so she can find someone that really wants her. She's not awful looking, and if she put some effort into it, I think she could even look nice.
EDIT: Oop. Carbon beat me to it.
[This message has been edited by MandatorySuicide (edited 03-05-2007).]
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#28
 2007-03-05, 06:48
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CarbonB 
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Re: Rate my GF
quote:Originally posted by MandatorySuicide:
I was gonna post here and say that I disagree with the others. She's not THAT bad looking. I'd say she's average at best, but that's not a bad thing. She's not hard to look at or anything. The second picture is awful, though. But from what I can tell, I think it's just a bad picture.
But the quoted post kind of pissed me off. You shouldn't be with someone because you were "desperate".. If you meant something else by that, I apologize. But that's pretty shitty. Break up with her as soon as possible, so she can find someone that really wants her. She's not awful looking, and if she put some effort into it, I think she could even look nice.
EDIT: Oop. Carbon beat me to it.
Wow, can't believe I would find someone in SA that doesn't have the mentality of a dipshit 13 year old faggot with no clue as to what a real woman is. Thank you for making my day.
*That isn't meant to be read as sarcasm, incase you are wondering.*
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#29
 2007-03-05, 06:56
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Re: Rate my GF
Girlfriend? Where? I see no woman.
 Does anybody here see a girl in those pics?
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#30
 2007-03-05, 09:49
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Re: Rate my GF
quote:Originally posted by Pinball Mgruff:
I would definitely fuck her but I wouldn't tell a soul. How's that?
Yeah, basically.
But BloodyRevolutions, I thought you were a chick. That's pretty fucked up that you would be that harsh to someone of your own gender.
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#31
 2007-03-05, 10:25
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Uklesh 
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Re: Rate my GF
No.
EDIT: .01/10
[This message has been edited by Uklesh (edited 03-05-2007).]
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#32
 2007-03-05, 10:40
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Re: Rate my GF
quote:Originally posted by Gackt:
Yea I agree with some of you guys, she's not the best looking person in the world, but hey, I was desperate.
Lol you pathetic fucking asshole.
I really hope something very bad happens to you, but from the sound of it, being born was bad enough.
That girl may be ugly, but I can only imagine who disgusting you must look.
ugh.
I feel really sorry for her.
Just shoot yourself. People like you really dont need to keep living.
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#33
 2007-03-05, 10:43
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Re: Rate my GF
quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:
Lol you pathetic fucking asshole.
I really hope something very bad happens to you, but from the sound of it, being born was bad enough.
That girl may be ugly, but I can only imagine who disgusting you must look.
ugh.
I feel really sorry for her.
Just shoot yourself. People like you really dont need to keep living.
Yeah, who disgusting you must look would be enough to make me type up 6 paragraphs.. No wait, that's just because I have nothing better to do with my life LOL!
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#34
 2007-03-05, 13:11
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mr_shady 
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Re: Rate my GF
*Throws up
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#35
 2007-03-05, 13:17
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Haha, you're dating that troll that lives under the bridge and asks you questions!
2/10, and the only reason I didn't give her a 1 is because she is a female (I think), so I guess that qualifies as a "girl"friend. But yeah, eww...
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#36
 2007-03-05, 13:40
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Re: Rate my GF
Flint tools.
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#37
 2007-03-05, 14:52
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I feel bad for you.
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#38
 2007-03-05, 15:48
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Re: Rate my GF
We don't use 1-10 in my circle of friends. It ranges from (at the top) would date her, to would fuck her, to would skeet all over her, to would not touch with a 10-foot tampon. I choose the latter for your gf.
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#39
 2007-03-05, 16:27
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Re: Rate my GF
quote:Originally posted by 1337:
Are you both from the same Special Education Unit at school? Or is she the only one with down syndrome.
Bwahahahahaha! 
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#40
 2007-03-05, 16:39
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Re: Rate my GF
....
Middle school?
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#41
 2007-03-05, 17:38
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Re: Rate my GF
quote:Originally posted by BloodyRevolutions:
Girlfriend? Where? I see no woman.
 Does anybody here see a girl in those pics?
OMG you're hilarious! That was amazingly witty! Well done you.
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#42
 2007-03-05, 17:49
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I'd lick her butthole
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#43
 2007-03-05, 17:50
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Christ, I wouldn't secks that if you paid me.
-0/10
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#44
 2007-03-05, 17:56
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Rate my GF
Some of you just don't learn. Is this guy a S&A regular?
He even told you that Meta had thrown him out of SG and yet you still click on his links.
[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 03-05-2007).]
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